News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 32

@adieminx I keep thinking you're going to be back at work any day now!! :'( it's so weird! How's the unemployed life? :P

Or he go be SOL. #jobless

@RWwatchMA When will it be enough for them to stop? Will it take another attack on our country, another depression, unemployment hitting 19%

@WSJ But we have slashed all assumptions massively in the last year of who is unemployed vs 'discouraged' vs disabled . Bogus datapoint

@emzilyhigg No problemo :) I needed something to do anyway.. Unemployed here hahaha

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga and I'm still unemployed.

lets make 'slut' an occupation, would save our unemployment crisis for sure

@AlexBrown1 @andrei_afc come back #IF he starts playing again!! Unemployed??? Hahahahahaha wer just guessing on our insults now?? #Moron

@WSJ There were 3.5 unemployed workers for every posted job opening in July: Are we better off than four years ago???

Dow closes at a 5 year high today, unemployment is down to 8.1% from a high of 9.8%...Tell me again how the economy is getting worse??

I would love to see your show in person,but can't afford to come since I'am unemployed.

@MollyL I'd sleep my way to the top. Actually I'd even sleep my way to unemployment, 'cause if I got no job I might as well be getting laid.

@BaisdenLive With the unemployment rate being what it is, NO man OR woman should be frowned upon for not having a job--unless they don't try

Another program highlighting a 'poor' unemployed family who get more in benefits than I earn by working full time

But for some reason that inner independent black woman voice won't let me stay semi-unemployed. I need a primary source of income.

@freakii_bri naw girl u know he still in the unemployment line lol

“@MrsExclusiveSC I'm just venting...I'm lucky to have a job all these unemployed folks that wish they cld be working .....I'm grateful”

When my dad asked my if I have anything to tell him I was like well I'm jobless lol

Shoottttttt if I had a job I would be doing the same trust me . #team unemployed **

@SamShenton Blackburn as well was a very rich town under industry. Ever since the industries collapsed unemployment has increased.

I haven't worn a shirt all day. That's what's awesome about being unemployed. That and now I excell on twitter. @SwagasaurusRex

@nichorob yeah mate I was well surprised. Basically had 3 days of being unemployed before being back in a job!

Sleep all day n party all night ? Jobless #random

Closing shift and 8 am class tomorrow starting with a 3 hour lecture. Seriously thinking about going back to the unemployed life. **

JFC I'm so bored. Unemployment sucks.

Record # on food stamps, unemployment, National debt: obama plan is punish hard work w tax hikes? He loves class warfare &

@itsclare_x fuck sake, unemployments getting the better of me

@adamjohnhatton no money :'( #unemployed #Crettering !!

@leerayl He is looking for one last pay check. Myself on the other hand, I'm looking for any type of pay check.

@ReactionEKL Oh that is just a big gamer give-away, right there! Well, either gamer or possibly unemployed alcoholic. One of the two :)

A working family getting ?100 a week and a unemployed mother of two getting ?1100 a month, how can that be right #bbcpanorama

#troubleontheestate *IS* my childhood. Young people CAN get off of estates and out of unemployment cycles - but it takes a LOT of work/grit.

Does losing my job mean i can dye my hair again??? :S #hair-dye #unemployed :O

So I just got on this great anti-identity theft program. All you have to do is incur debt, have zero credit and be unemployed.

@ikemokeke @Alex_Ukwu Jobless guy

@wsjaeboo oh I'm sorry, suggesting unemployed army personnel should take over running the police isn't rude (to police) at all is it !!

@shianelockard There's a job for everyone? Why is there even an unemployment rate? You're right. If everyone thought like you America would

@low_rah I am currently unemployed so I am available but ill have to check my $ sitch!

The way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga, but im still unemployed!!

@Mandelas_No1Fan d current economic system of dis country promotes poverty, unemployment&

Who new being unemployed would feel so good

@bissymiyake TG u r fine,just sayin hello 2 u nd tG debby no dey online cos she go kal us jobless pple as usual.wanna go sleep dearie. Takia

why don't all these unemployed losers just get jobs doing something they love???

@jackcafferty not always. I went back to finish my degree and I had a better job before I went back. Now I'm unemployed and can't find work

@DaaaaniSmith seriously? :( well then im deffo gonna be unemployed for life! :( haha!

Just got laid off #jobless

@Marenner19 well Obama will not let our country progress and the unemployment rate will be really bad in another four years

@alex__welch any expert from now on who has the eagles winning anything needs to join the unemployment line with warren sapp

Otherside: a couple she's been made unemployed, husband works as a cleaner to make ends meet and support his family. #bbcpanorama

@WomenVSObama Black Youth Unemployment is over 50% Under Barack Obama. Black women have lower paying jobs under Obama.

Fed up of being unemployed, i'd make an excellent P.A if anyone needs their life sorting out?

@rivercityIR The job market is extremely tight. I'm unsure where these unemployment are coming from..

the unemployed always have the most too say !! Lol

Trust me I am about to be very unemployed by choice I have done the maths

Dang she 21 no job with three kids thats 2, 3 and 4 months smdh.....and the kids father is unemployed #judgejudy

@MaxTarlton thanks for the chat you 'little unemployed, Uma.'

So if you are unemployed you can't talk abut success lol amazing

@Dejan_Kovacevic Ahead? 20 years is ahead? Well then. By that metric my mid-20's unemployment suddenly seems ok.

. No longer unemployed results in an unemployment rate.

@SimranGurdasani @Hanumanth_Kumar @achmed696 Of course Miss. Rapporteur. I know tht Italy is totally jobless n bored to almost death.even me

I bite my tongue alot in this office not because i'm scared but because i'm trying to stay outta the unemployment line!! #TheStruggle

@dannyokeefe988 it wont your jobless

#bbcpanorama THEY ONLY SPOKE TO THE UNEMPLOYED......

just applied for a job online! hope they get it &

Sidechicks giving relationship advice... Pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty... Unemployed men talking about success tf is going on

13 million unemployed, and so-called teachers, earning $74,000/yr are on strike… Anyone voting for Obama is on the dole… or just stupid…

Ive decided Im gonna spend unemployment watching friends.I'm breezy,Noooo you can't say your breezy it denotes the breezyness#nevergetsold

#unemployed and loving life! t.co/tCFx4zBH

@BrianJMcCormack @BizNasty2point0 People take pay cuts every day, lose their jobs, then go on unemployment. No choice #welcometotherealword

@theUKtoday they could only do it by getting the working poor to turn on the unemployed and sick

@iCanMakeYouKim Aye look on the bright side you could be unemployed #blessed

Are you jobless? Come out to the Pen Center and shop for a Job! @JackMcIsaac #SFJ2012 t.co/XWBbDncW

@gaultcommasarah jobless?? what happened? and sorry to hear that

#NOWADAYS Tweeting is now an occupation 4 jobless people

@camerondirect ?1100 a month for an unemployed mother of two disgracefull #brokenbritain #bbcpanorama

Lwkmd @BALOKISS: @JustYinka @least she's berra dan ur 35yrs old frustrated,single nd jobless sister

@WrackGame @WrackGame Brazil. Rio de Janeiro, Valenca. Plus, I'm unemployed and struggling for a job... :(

Lol ok the Government dashes out statics of unemployment rates in particular parts of the UK but what is done to solve it?

Unemployment makes me want to listen to white snake @herrick18

@irishtw4t you are, im use to abuse from 57 year old jobless men ahah

@Mandelas_No1Fan Violence, crime, strikes, poverty, unemployment, inequality happen as a result of the capitalist system

One more smart comment and I'm gonna be jobless

Why can't people on unemployment benefit be made work for money?imagine how much would be saved!!! All simple simple solutions

Are the @RAIDERS searching waiver wires and unemployment lines for WR's? Ford is gonna miss some time with surgery.

side chicks giving relationship advice . . . pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty . . . unemployed men talking about success . . -___-

@SashaKnox69 Easily

@BroomsRUs: Bryl-creem. @Jesuswife's hubby uses it / He was in Grease/ You're the unemployed hairdresser? / Now seeking unemployed hairs.

Im so jobless that Im listening to Pungi from Agent Vinod. #O'Meri!

@_Fielding: lets make 'slut' an occupation, would save our unemployment crisis for sure

@WSJ: There were 3.5 unemployed workers for every posted job opening in July... Still worse odds than scratchers #yourewelcome

@GrayHodgson I'll be there, anytime you're ready! No divorce or jobless excuses now!! I can't wait!! Speak soon pal

Well..unemployed again...

Some pretty girls dnt even have a job &

thank god I can take a smoke break whenever I want, otherwise my mouthy ass would've been jobless a looooong time ago #nofilter

#troubleontheestate is a great example why long term unemployment and reliance on benefits breeds worse problems. End free handouts.

If u unemployed in shreveport do a apps for us support

@BuddyRoemer gives staggering statistics on #US unemployment rates.

@4GodiLive1991 in my society its the jobless n desperate who date older women for financial support, n men get married in their 20+ n 30+.

Under #Obama, Unemployment has been over 8% for the longest period in US History. #tcot #tiot #tlot #p2 #obama2012 #gop #dnc #RomneyRyan2012

@Chris90_C6 Lol leaving the unemployed life behind