News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 45

@ericbolling how about the older people who have been forced out of the workplace? Do a story on that kind of unemployment fact. Downsized!

@meawhitbrown one of my friends said the follow up class should be how to file for unemployment.

Since I became unemployed I've put on so much weight! It's only been 9days!

Gas prices over $4, unemployment at 8.7%, and GM in chapter 13! Romney will be in like Flint!

Sidechicks giving relationship advice... Pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty... Unemployed men talking about success tf is going on

Yup @agarciapadilla keeps it simple: PRico 14% unemployment rate now under @luisfortuno51 and it was at 11% in 2009 #Debate2012

@Aryamehran Worse than that is market research! No wonder Steve Jobs didn't believe in it! If market knew what it wants, Jobs were jobless!

@AshleyHeil2 I can't wait until Reddit or Buzzfeed picks your Tweet up. Hope you like being unemployed and seen as a racist.

@OnThaLow i complained when I was jobless now I complain triple that ********

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@SarahKSilverman yeah, come back to me when the unemployment rate and the natn'l debt aren't sky high.

@cmdorsey Based on their performance, they could be easily replaced. Plenty of unemployed would jump at the chance for $76K per year.

Waiting for the layoffs to be announced at work is killing me. #unemployment

What do unemployed librarians do with their days? Bake. #gingerbreadcookies #yum

@RichardBurdenMP first the disabled now the unemployed.crime will rise, rebellion,revolution and anarchy will almost certainly follow.

@torresajorrke leave her alone jobless ashawo,illiteracy is a disease its 'dumped' not 'dumbed' bastard.

@Purduebball55 if there was a party going on right now, I would walk my unemployed ass there because I can't get a dollar outa the fam..

@PaulRooke10 Benefits. Just who is dependent on who? For instance, high unemployment mean wages can be kept low.

Femme dates, lots of time w/the butch, snuggling w/cats and dog, and real productivity. Unemployment agrees with me, if being broke doesn't.

Hey fellow jobless people. :)

@MyPinstripes I'm unemployed, I have lots of student loan debt, and I'm thinking about applying to grad school. I can spare roughly $1.

#WWEMSG I think cm punk needs to be fired and sent to the unemployment line who does he think he is to want respect I say yeah ok

To bad I'm a broke bitch and on the verge of unemployment **

@robertflorence yous should well dae a TV series of that Peter and Scott sketch. Like an unemployed version of Still Game.

If her job description on Facebook says, Model, she's most likely unemployed.... #ImJustSaying

I'm sorry but $71,000 annually for 8 months work and a 60% graduation rate? These #Chicago teachers should be happy they aren't unemployed

Home prices rose again per @azcentral. Just not the price of my home or the home of anyone I know.

@DorothyLucey Please let me know how I can help out with your charities. I can't financially, but I'm currently unemployed so I have time O

@RichardBurdenMP First the disabled,now the unemployed.Crime will increase,rebellions,revolution and anarchy will almost certainly follow.

“@AntiDARKSKINNED: The only thing that niggers know is being unemployed, playing basketball, eating fried chicken &

Beefing up my #nerd game because I'm #jobless and #bored. The #fiscal game is gonna be on hold for a minute.

@jabberleeza @nostromosil @skunkt yeah. Because nothing would be better than 4 more years of record spending &

@CashisChris let this unemployed hungry white boy cop some

Don't Tweet About Success If Currently In The Unemployment Line

Thank you to everyone that attended today's unemployment webinar on policies and documentation.

@Jazzie_PlayaAss lol local strip club, maybe unemployment offices to start...

Pretty sure Apple is 'effing w/my iphone4s so that I'll buy a 5....not gonna work! #unemployed ha!

@Char_Rules simply hired sometimes...craigslist...is really no help...backpage is a lil better than CL but all of them suck still jobless

I am using this unidentified chunk of time being unemployed to make it so I only have to wash my hair like twice a week.

And people complain about the unemployment rate in naij. i have never laughed this hard from intentionally jobless folk

If you can't take the heat, get out the kitchen! I'm telling it like it is and I'm unemployed so I have LOTS of TIME.

OBAMA'S PLAN: The USA will have the Healthiest, same sex married, Illegal alien, UNEMPLOYED people on the planet!

@eternalsojourn That thing where I go and spend all my unemployment money on yarn...

What has 32 legs and 1 tooth? A West Virginia unemployment line. #perksofbeingawallflower

Educate yourself! Even when your 40, 50, 90, married, widowed, working or unemployed...knowledge keeps us alive

@theOGRADYbunch I could have told you that one #jobless

He said...are you scared you're going go get kicked out of the indoor bunny unemployment league. Lmfao!!!!

Your name is unemployed.?

I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed. Romney, speaking in 2011 to unemployed people in Fla., his net worth is over $200 million.

@PRSecState @luisfortuno51 14% or 13.7% unemployment rate is the same shit...don't lie on my face!

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The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm THAT nigga, yet I'm still unemployed

This is how I know obama hasn't done anything in his term to help unemployment #thestatsdontlie t.co/JfAEliiS

@_Boob_ You're in need? I am now unemployed!