News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 24

Jobless people have the most followers because they have the most time to entertain you...200k tweets how tho?

Brilliant quote by entrepreneur in the audience, talking about selling- 'My universe is the entire population so I'll never be unemployed'

@ezraklein People are used to slow growth. Pundits have already forgotten the jobless recovery under George W. Bush.

I need to get fired, claim unemployment, make $ under the table and do music. #justkiddinggovernment

Don't care if it's gay but yes I did watch loose women today #bum #unemployed lool

@Baracas99: @Tshwane2055 unemployed youth with a diploma no work no money just poorer by the day living under black rule is not good lol

1921 unemployment was 11.7%. Pres. Harding did nothing other than lower gov't spending. Unemployment 2.4% in 1923. Lesson for big spenders.

i'm re-designing my web site, but i thought i start a kickstarter campaign to help me pay for my domain, i'm unemployed at the moment. :(

In #Greece with unemployment at 24.5%, troika spent half a day at labour min today focusing not on labour reforms but making firing easier

Deep ! @rhaysniphes4 Every jobless bored youth now owns a Blog!!!!!

There's no way in hell I passed that drug test. I felt like I was pissing out unemployment.

@Toure Does Romney realize, you have to have a job to meet the requirement to get welfare. If 23 Million people are unemployed, Tell us how!

@HannahDebenham @alexandrabott I have had the busiest unemployed day ever #timeflieswhenhavingfun

Romney says he spoke with an unemployed person and share their personal experiences...

What, that Romey is a millionaire and has never been unemployed in his life?

Dear @GOP and @TheDemocrats PLEASE work TOGETHER and COMPROMISE! I'm a yr. unemployed. PLEASE do something! #overquailified #unemployed

@paulpoker182 my tax bux at work sending the unemployed to burn on the sun. Welcome to Chamberlains Britain.

My Mum sent me out to get Mince and Milk and I came back with Cherry Coke and Corn on the Cob. A day in the life of an unemployed bum.

You... you do realize that unemployment benefits aren't welfare? Those are taxes assessed against every employer. It's not free money.

I understand high unemployment, but I'd love it if the building cleaners next door would let up — whiter facade = brighter direct sunlight.

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We are 3 trillion dollars more in debt than we were And unemployment is at an all time high!!

Hate when u see something from ?70 down to below a tenner &

Woman next to me on the bus has either an agave plant or a weed leaf tattooed on her arm. Either way, I'm going to assume she's unemployed

@JinxLV10 im unemployed fam

@stefanjbecket People whose previous work experience was in government. Unemployment by Industry is actually a legit stat that BLS tracks.

Apparently you can't get unemployment benefits if you go to school full time...

Tonight on CNBC's Sons of Oligarchy, bankers extract tens of millions of dollars from a furniture manufacturer leaving hundreds unemployed

@Fatcat1888 thought u were unemployed ? ** livin the life a rielly there ****

@TheTruthpick are you getting punk'd by the recently unemployed jersey shore cast?

@aseitzwald err..are we going to ignore that theyre claiming theres an unemployment rate for people employed?

How you can argue the unemployment rate? It has a set equation..

I wish I could be jobless for a whole day,do nothing but sleep.

@Bran_duhN You bout to be on that unemployment status #ObamaCare

I could never date someone unemployed. Or not making money. DEAD.

Lol @rhaysniphes4: Every jobless bored youth now owns a Blog!!!!!

If it wasn't 4 Abuelita ur 30 yr old-unemployed- no education- not doin a damn thang wit his life- runnin yo mouth ass would B out my crib!

If you're majoring in something like 14th century literature, don't complain about being unemployed in the future lol

i think i'm gonna stay unemployed for like a year lol

@publicreviews Dude, the arts is one of the few professions that can give the unemployed youth a competitive chance still.

Bout to take a nap I guess, unemployed life...

“@SincerelyBrittt: There's no way in hell I passed that drug test. I felt like I was pissing out unemployment.” ********

@WomaNizer215 my supervisor, this bitch will do anything to see me jobless

Been Unemployed for a year now, and God has provided for and my family! Thats why you cant make me doubt him!

no wonder so many people are unemployed

@KiddChris Looks like unemployment is treating you well...

Having dinner with the Swiss. Apparently unemployment in only 3% out of a population of 8mil!

@RobbieSavage8 well Robbie, since you are now an unemployed footballer and dancer, the answer has to be yes. All inclusive of course.

“@Beleeme_itsNiq: @WomaNizer215 my supervisor, this bitch will do anything to see me jobless”smh

Are liberals really this stupid? 8.1 percent unemployment, downgrades coming, and the issue is Romney's taxes? LOL #tcot

@_classybutnasty Tell you what, lie to me - tell me TWO accomplishments of Obama's that have fixed the debt/unemployment. Go on...I'll wait

If anyone is my age and unemployed using the excuse the job market sucks Place stfu and grow up I have three jobs Its not hard to find a job

@InMurfreesboro the main problem was not unemployment but credit markets being frozen. The unemployment rate could have gone higher,stimulus

The gov't is trying hard to improve infrastructure while jobless don't sleep, stealing rail bars and railway slippers as scrap metals

1921, Harding unemployment hit 11.7% yet he did not stimulate economy &

I am so jobless @ the moment! I need work!

Most of the poets on twitter suck cause their sad and lame as usual ... Some 1 has lost his girl or is really jobless

@BellaDeVious Its my job since they are mine. Things are just a little different with the unemployment. He has to be a good housewife

@bmdolan Haha, in theory I guess it would. He lists his profession as author though, for tax purposes at least. Doubtful he's unemployed

The way yu say my name make me feel like im dat nigga... But im still unemployed ....

! @rhaysniphes4: Every jobless bored youth now owns a Blog!!!!!

#Obama Record: Over 8% Unemployment Gasoline $3.79 Deficits over a $1 Trillion Debt over $16 Trillion Higher Health Care Cost #tcot #p2

I hate not working I don't understand how there are people older then me ok with being unemployed like I not about that life at all..

@rockindigo LOL what. You choose to be atheist, you to an extent choose unemployment. Choices, for change - you are your own master.

@sexidance @lollbr lol they are rude. had this guy say in a mean voice:so when u think u are going to pay this bill when I was unemployed

Unemployment among blacks is 22.8%. But, but...Romney is rich! #liberallogic

Live, Manchester BBC3 tonight at 8pm, topic Youth Unemployment I know who won't watch/listen, those that are responsible!! #DoncasterisGreat

@ginapaints I was concerned that he'd end up as an unemployed arty farty, but those kids get good jobs (at good wages, naturally).

@SamuelGCooper what when i'm officially unemployed? hahaha on holiday for a week tomorrow, got free tickets to use. come one day?

Fuck I want a job I don't care what it is. Ive been unemployed for 1week it sucks. ****

I'm unemployed but still coppin an iphone5 how so? LMFAOO

@desireepiner Want me to be a bitch and leave you in the unemployment line? ** .. Act right bitch. **

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that n*gga, but I'm still unemployed. #np

So over being unemployed.

ever felt utterly jobless even tho u know u r loaded with a hell lot of work! xp

My hands dont like to be unemployed, they like to work.

Like no way u don't know a guy who spent 30 years on his porch living off unemployment ... That shit expires

@kshetragnya way beyond 2021, there are enough unemployed in the south now, but eventually will need migrants. @manohar_sram

Lie to me, make up two things Obama has accomplished that have ... 1) impacted economy positively 2) unemployment to 6.5% #Obama2012

@laaurenmurraay good luck hope you get it! :D I'm jobless again ha :( x

Life sucks, especially if you're unemployed, ugly, student, patient, pensioner, atheist or polite. Especially if you're polite.

Taking life advice from #snogmarryavoid. I'm not unemployed, I'm 'full time fabulous!'

@meeeront hahaah yeah i felt like i was flying a plane but it was a blasttt....I wanna light my job on fire so i can get unemployment lol.

i'm gonna be starved to death in future :/ jobless aw.

@TheShannonBurke I was unemployed. I was going out that day to turn in apps. I still turned in 1 app that day. I got the job. Yeeeeaaaahhh!!

.@jamespoulos + where've you heard one word from R/R on state/local budgets. At most brought up by Ds in re R stinginess ->

@LukeMontz I've cleaned the closets washed the windows swept the porch what else do you do when you're unemployed? I guess run?

Nancy baraza pinches a gal-jobless, witnesses see kabogo assaults mercy keino who z later found dead-nothing!

Think @Audi should give me a job #unemployed

FYI, Kerry had to beat President Bush when unemployment was at 5.5% and strong economy. Comparing 04 to 12 is a joke.

@rhian_lubin yeah not bad still unemployed :/ but ok as I get free money frm government now Ive applied for jobs but nothin yet :( hows uni?

Also, does unemployment rate for government workers mean? @jaycarmona

@kschubbz hahahah they will watch the cameras and fire us all #shit hahah #unemployed

Vision 2020 dream comin tru @rhaysniphes4: Every jobless bored youth now owns a Blog!!!!!

@hawknut I think my best answer would've been An unemployed 4th line D-man but that was just too easy.

@RyanIrvine5 why are you in your car you maniac?! Tuesday staff are friendly, such a good feeling being unemployed and not working there (:

#Obama is a Saudi-funded walking jihad >

Going to be published! yaye. On another note, I'm still homeless, jobless, and York might still screw me over... so fun.

@Dave_Tait that is rubbish! I'm unemployed and it is so boring!!! Was going tell you to come visit ha xx

@Kimmy_Bee29 Yeah.. and IDK if it'd be fired or quitting cuz she's saying it's my choice so I wouldn't even be able to collect unemployment?