News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 11.09.12 Part 42

K@modupeola_sara: Mehn am so jobless

@tricityjdw @kerryreid Hey, at least he didn't CREATE the unemployed, unlike Mr. Bain Capital I enjoy firing people.

Ayye I'm not unemployed anymore!

@mike_lynch_: Got my first job offer today for the real world, glad to know i officially won't be unemployed after i graduate #coworkers

I absolutely love my interrupted unemployment! #dowhatyoulove #lovewhatyoudo #ilovetodoit

In the month of July, $73,967,197 in unemployment benefits were paid to workers in Wisconsin.

#amagenda #auspol watch the real unemployment figs start to bite home as the truth catches up with lab

@khoff423 joining the good life today #unemployed

@coryeastwood @rachellisk just said, omg I can't swallow. I'm sure she's talking about how she can't swallow the fact that were unemployed

Keep moving Forward America! Re-Elect President Obama. Lets make the Repug House become unemployed statistics:)

@BLKROCKET Do you think that 23% true unemployment &

I forget about unemployment by getting lost in #HarvestMoon.

@TriciaNC1 @KatyinIndy Brokered by one TONY REZKO I suppose?The OBAMA'S HAVE'NT STGGGLED......YET!UNEMPLOYMENT FOR BARRY SOON!FIRE OBAMA!!!!

Sicily unemployment 90%

So I got a job no more jobless days!!!!!!!!

Every unemployed American. Every American without insurance. Every hungry American child. All need total support of united #Congress.

Enjoy the beer and your free time. “@phillbott: Having a @kichesippibeer 1855 to celebrate unemployment!”

I bet muhfuckas tweet 50 times before they finish calling in their unemployment for the week

Greece unemployment is around 25% #holyshit

|| No. No Grandma Bellatrix, I am not going to be poor and jobless because I am going to vet school. Please. Stop talking.

Been jobless since May, til today. Idk how the ppl who are actually paying bills &

If this #real #WOMAN business then u girls unemployed

Math word problem: If daddy has been unemployed for past 3 years How long before he feel pity for Chicago teachers on strike over 16% raise

Im thinking fuck going back to school right now, its gonna cost me 4 years and more money and when im done ill still be unemployed

@she_KOSHER Unemployment will pay me weekly

“@_SheKnoSheBaDD1: @MsSolo_Dolo Smh we bouta be splurgin before we even get to Gatlinburg” AYE OKKKK JOBLESS &

Interview today! Please oh please can I stop being unemployed! **

Why can't #Exam Supervision be done by lay-persons such as the Unemployed (Me!)? I supervised #ATI Exams in #Carlow In May. #VinB

“@Terrrriii_: @FlightSchool51 they should've drug tested you” lol then I'd be unemployed.. Is that wut u want lol

@kimbutterfly Perhaps we need to start a union of unemployed teachers so that we can be at the table too and collectively take on McGuinty

Some of you need to take time off of twitter. Your presence 24/7 really makes it seem you're actually jobless.

This is what happens wen I'm jobless :(

@sjtoomey1 LOL I literally am :( oh shit! Yeah ofc, I'm technically unemployed do have all the time in the world until I find a job! :( x

@VeerKantelia1 errr he is unemployed err can't even get a job at maccies#mcclieshfacts

The generations that grew up in the post-war years knew that they paid NI &

@lazy71 :) Picture of Chinese beach bums attached. Do not know if they are unemployed or employed. #overpopulated t.co/8MncehSU

// I'm getting really resentful of my friends that have jobs. WHY am I, the jobless girl, driving EVERYONE around an getting NO gas money?

Signs your gov't DOES NOT work for you: Bringing troops home from Afghanistan now would raise unemployment rate &

@tandrewallace LOL So how can you HONESTLY blame O for jobless numbers when you praise elimination of jobs? LOL Just saying.

I don't recall any 2008 Obama ads saying it'll take 2 terms. I remember him promising to cut deficit in 1/2 and unemployment at 5.5% by now

@mrwawild 3 or 4 months of filming managed to find jobless, low paid, kids who have no respect and buy drugs, 30 mins max for me!! lol

Unemployment is fucking depressing. So is being a failure and having people you know telling you that.

Biracial fake lesbian sham marriage? Oh it would almost be worth the unemployment to use that phrase at the office.

Admit! @modupeola_sara: Mehn am so jobless

“@Specweld: #amagenda #auspol lab spend was to prop up unemployment to make fig look good, well folks it all comin down around their heads”

Being unemployed is going to suuuuuck. I'm already bored and I'm not even done yet. #great

Dad: why don't you get a job...Moff: why don't you understand, I'm unemployed full time, I aint got enough hours in a fucking day LMAO

Midnight and watching Walt Disneys the Aristocats, living the dream #child #unemployed

@BASportsGuy Just like the world needs another shitty sports blog. Unemployed jerkoff who thinks he's a real beat reporter.

Tommy been on unemployment for years

@Edwards7X you must be jobless

Cus there are nooo unemployed people in my area

People that are unemployed <

Well I've broken the sink and the blinds at work today. Hello unemployment **

History is about to be set again by President Obama. He will be the first president to be re-elected with unemployment at 8%. #p2

@colleenfaithh You know whats not? Being an unemployed college student with a small pantry and a BITCH sister

@GinoGraul Sadly I wasn't able to donate cuz I'm waiting for unemployment but I was supporting you &

@Nath_Rewbz if I had money I would aha jobless

Is the QLD LNP so comfortable slashing jobs/giving redundancies because they know that unemployment benefits are a Federal Issue? #QldBudget

Officially unemployed until christmas .. looks like a job hunt is needed boooo

@MsSolo_Dolo Lol I aint jobless and whats my favorite motto...IF IM EATIN MY TEAM EATIN lbvvvs!

IM OFF EARLY BYTCHEZ WOOOOOOOOO officially unemployed ayooo!

@prinsuryono: Parents salary much tasty than ourselves salary..I already proved it when I was a student and a workers!*now I'm jobless! @

@Grin_n_Barrett in 08, pre-8.3% unemployment, 5.3 trillion less debt, family incomes were 40% higher? Who were you supporting?@queenbdavis

@marenmilbourn S/O to you on staying unemployed and skating by on your looks!

@VFW_Vet Ryan's covering his bony ass and trying to stay off of the WI unemployment rolls

@Its_Boom_Boom I cn see ur jobless this night.

S Korea: Unemployment rate SA (AUG) 3.1% (f/c 3.2%) vs 3.1% (JUL)

Jobless or Foolish.... Which? @Meestar_G: Witch or whore. Which? @ThatShape: Lmaooo, I come alive by midnight

@ideawhore there is...unemployment.

@FLY_ShEzE: Tommy been on unemployment for years

@NYgrooveX Yep...#job killing #Republicans ... #voters will ensure YOU ARE #UNEMPLOYED!

No school, unemployed, no car, at home feelin like a bum. Am I? #RealitySucks

@702sydney BOF GOV wants a budget on paper that is the opposite of european economies @ the cost of unemployment numbers equaling europes

@solglobe @policygal not over 100 games when unemployment is over 8% for 3.5 yrs! No time to meet with business counsel! Yea right

@Kaitiee_Suee at least you have a job #jobless #brokeAF

i do not graft as im jobless K

Did @timothypeck ever answer if he thinks unemployment benefits are immoral like living wage requirements? #avlgov #IntellectuallyDishonest

So many of my friends are unemployed that I don't even need to say 'NSFW' when I post pornography.

@Alreadygotem lol nigga I just got back to school so I'm unemployed ...all I got is drinking/gas money

Funny how I get to say things like gotta sleep, work tomorrow even though I`m still actually jobless. Cave = volunteer, technically.

Beez needs surgery and my surprisingly unemployed sister just realized today is September 11th. A lot going on at the O'Neill household.

juuuust kidding. #unemployed

@Stuart_Downey More unemployment means more time to enjoy Tulsa's rolling hills and world renowned art museums.

The report Tackling unemployment &

My life may not be in order because I'm seriously considering a trip to NYC for this Jay-Z Concert....but I'm unemployed

@SeriouslyDavid LOL me too. I was (f)unemployed last summer so I had nothing better to do but watch whatever was on Netflix

@desi_psycho i am jobless that's why all this happens.

I did datRT @GboskY_Frolliks: Admit! @modupeola_sara: Mehn am so jobless

Woo Hoo, I am no longer unemployed :)

-I'm not use to being unemployed it feels weird.

@jchizzle seriously i'd rather be unemployed than miss these x factor episodes

You know people get paid to tweet right? And yo dumbass tweeting for free unemployed.

@ideawhore no you don't..you could not afford beer and porn on unemployment.

Eish Twitter won't help me pass Mathematical Economics &

@Callme_Wes exactly...you realize how many folks would be jobless w/o drugs

@rachellocke490 goooood:D and sat at home unemployed and uneducated... How's school these days??:P

@4everRebuilding I watched that documentary and then blamed my last name for my unemployment at the time. Lol

Cannot pick most depressing part of OKC: young single mothers, uninteresting hot chicks, or unemployment-shaming. It's quite a combination.

Unemployment Rate 5.1% – for Government Employees. But the private sector is doing #justfine #asshat #tcot #GOP2012 #RNC