News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 9

How to know a jobless folk.......he tweets from mornin till night!

+1“@TheBrixtonite: People who moan about having jobs need to taste unemployment. So tired of moaners and first world spoiled namby pambies.”

'I exposed myself on camera but I'll prove I haven't cheated.' Jeremy Kyle at its best this morning. Loving my first day of unemployment.

jobless @jabalgf heartless

@ruchelopaz #Yimu... Shey u don 4get say na u teach me ow to dey jobless ni?

Funny Enough Na Jobless People Hate Monday Pass.

But then again this whole jobless thngy is gettn boring :(

So err going to attempt to register with the job centre today... No idea how to do it =\ #unemployed

I D???????????????? tel u bro@XVI_STREET: Funny Enough Na Jobless People Hate Monday Pass.

I D???????????????? tel u bro@XVI_STREET: Funny Enough Na Jobless People Hate Monday Pass.

Yes o..Nw u ve surpassed ur master..u re a gud student @temosicey: @ruchelopaz #Yimu..Shey u don 4get say na u teach me to dey jobless ni?

@miadorrington step to step on how to become a jobless wanker is really entertaining my morning **

Congrats to @realnorthwest. They have figured out how to give the jobless more money through #RRR

Jobless week~~~ So sad!!

Any of you lazy jobless bastards wanna come make me a cuppa, im ill. :-)

2 tweets.. 1) 'Stuck behind this desk until 5, hope today goes quick'.. 2) 'Jeremy Kyle is so jokes man'.. Spot the unemployed one?

@kangaid jobless,broke,my knees hurt,ive bein better.

Still jobless. Moving on to Game of Thrones season 2 and beasting @TomLowry14 into doing exercise in order to use up the time.

@claireycam03 yes but he's 21 what am l like lol he spent two years unemployed after leaving school got fed up with it &

#kudos to Soundcity for giving jobless Nigerian youths the channel to air their lack of talent in music.

If this @guardianmoney report is true, that jobless are to be held on the phone for 5 mins to encourage online application, it's shocking.

Ramdev baba, pls do some action. Media is jobless without you. Panel discussion for warm up match. Koi kaam nahi hai. #icct20

Had a job every year since 15. Now that i've been jobless for a month...I need to go to work...I want to work.

jobless ?

jobless ?

If You give a Blow Job for a living you're better off than a Jobless person.

Even d jobless pple be hating on Monday.. u sitcho fucking ass down evry day doing noin... stfu yo!

My first day of my week off work. Unemployment must be fantastic! It's underrated.

#wonder if I could get unemployment

What a boring and jobless morning for me

@ChukaUmunna so the unemployed have a right to a job, and needing a lawyer to sack bad workers = a fair balance? #LabourFail

The only reason Bigg Boss is not banned yet, is flop Bollywood actors and Tellywood actors would go totally jobless.

@LeonKnight82 It is a good job your unemployed then pal #BrokeBitches

@patzayz nope jobless, got too many hours of Uni, not flexible enough for a job :(

Jogging at ds tym on a Monday Morning? I wish I were dat Jobless

Unemployed and still in bed. Need to get back into the student regime.

My unemployment has just hit rock bottom - for the first time ever i've just put jeremy kyle on

@jumblywumbly omg..... The good old careless jobless days LOL! I need to find our little book we wrote

@geekbeater1 @ajohns28 yourve both got something in common....your both jobless

LOL. Not bad@injebbin: #kudos to Soundcity for giving jobless Nigerian youths the channel to air their lack of talent in music.

Twitter is the worlds largest unemployed writer's room.

The only difference is that I'm sitting jobless here instead of at home.

@kjizzy4u98 home alone nd am prty jobless

Lmfao, some guy just tried adding me &

Being unemployed would be a nightmare. Daytime tv sucks

@UrbaneCommuter Don't forget youth unemployment started to rise in 2000, as Labour added rights and costs to employers.

I've got so much to do. OH NO I DON'T I AM UNEMPLOYED THANKS DAVID CAMERON. Actually I'm unemployed because I'm too sexually harrasable.

@kevwright @coolsmartphone @nokia Yeah, you won't see the Chavs, Unemployed, Yummy Mummies or spotty teens running #Lumia920 any time soon!

There is no good reason for any midget to be unemployed at this time of year.

I know your name your name is unemployed we in the belly of the beast and she's thinking bout abortion - lil wayne

@_Janine_1968_ it is local to us but he decided at the 11th hour to go as unemployed for 2yrs &

?@L0rd_Zeus: Jobless!@ak_tripx: Jeez@temosicey: Countdown to Valentine- 3624hrs 1001mins and 820secs to go!!!

?@L0rd_Zeus: Jobless!@ak_tripx: Jeez@temosicey: Countdown to Valentine- 3624hrs 1001mins and 820secs to go!!!

Lol@HerRoyalPrelate: Smh @L0rd_Zeus: Jobless!@ak_tripx: Jeez@temosicey: Countdown to Valentine- 3624hrs 1001mins and 820secs to go!!!

Got the job. No longer jobless #yeahbuddy

I woke up from one dream into another dream, then got a job that paid 1k a day, then woke up back to reality #unemployed #bum #failureinlife

Tackling the issue of unemployed graduates! Yes a degree does not guarantee u a job but can increase the chance of getting one!

@kiddadamz he shoulda took care of unemployment FIRST! That woulda secured his reelection!

Jobless 2day Mehn.Need sometin 2 do ASAP

@albiondumsday My joke about the 2011 unemployment figures still needs work too.

Later tweeps... Time to do something jobless

@KelsoJean If I had money to buy beans to give me energy to swim, I would. But I can't. Because I'm an unemployed writer. Hello, though!

Jobs, Enterprise &

The labor crisis,unemployment and insecurity is setting a dangerous situation in this country.Peace love and unity is our motto!

First thing on my list .. Chase the job centre .. I heard there were unemployed people out there :)

Everybody hating on Monday, I'm jobless, and will probably be in bed all day eating, fuck errryone.

@CaravellaM jobless for 2 month per say.. that explains how I was so free to travel around LOL

Smh @gbodii: Later tweeps... Time to do something jobless

Another Day, Another Rejection ... Sick of being Unemployed ... What's the point in qualifications if they don't get you anywhere!?!?!

Free movie ticket, free car park at the cinema - these are the things that make the unemployed smile

On holiday while everyone is busy at skwl...I feel like I'm unemployed.

All my unemployed followers are the ones who smoke the most weed and get the most asos deliveries :/

unemployment rate in GH in high.....see all this peps ...

School leaving age rising to 18 by 2013 - one way to reduce youth unemployment

“@MrSlapYourself: All my unemployed followers are the ones who smoke the most weed and get the most asos deliveries :/” lmao

#OnlyReasonToSmileOnMondayIs You are Jobless :P

Hello unemployment, it's been a while.

@DylanReeve @nzben I grew up... with an unemployed father. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he kept looking 'til he found it.

@Hazrey @azizi_zain So the other term for Pembantu Kedai / Jobless is Model Sambilan. #AlsoKnownAs

Y'all sleeping or at school or at work. I'm jobless :(

everyday is sunday..#jobless

I'd do anything for love (but I won't go back to Glasgow due to it's rising unemployment statistics) #changingmeatloafsongsfornoreason

Fail to understand why Rafa is still jobless? My guess is hes still waiting for a comeback.

During Creative Week create a day of work for an unemployed person. For those of us who have work it is the least we can do.

@missbracy Could not agree more ,I wonder how many politicians &

My first day of unemployment. For someone who hasn't had more than a weekend off and no holidays in 4+ years this is very exciting! #gowild

Handsome, tall, jobless, and rude OR Ugly, with a good job, nice pay and nearly perfect manners???????? Which wld u pick?

@Swamy39 How will US allow labor import for construction! Their real estate is in a slump and lots of unemployment in construction business!

@Olimite No, because it will be even harder in 2015 to get a decent grade. You will find a lot more school leavers unemployed.

This @gaurprashant is so jobless dat he's stalkin me all day long n mention me wid his meaningless tweets. Acting like a jealous school boy.

I may be skint, jobless and with few prospects, but I'm really glad I know that. You need me on board @VanityFair

I really am glad I don't have to be at work until 300 lol I'm up like I'm unemployed

@Sir_Bex 1-50!!!!yay!!!bt u forgot 0!!!!0-i think ure jobless nd u need some sleep

@JordanFurness @JLCLements I’m going to screenshot this and send in the evidence to King AJ Scott III and then you’ll be jobless

@Flinty33 @deanioscottio @egankel boooo! We are stuck inside being unemployed

76% unemployment in Spain according to Sky Sports News this morning. #FACT

@DirtLikeMe when I was unemployed, job club was a boost. Maybe I had a good advisor mate?

Only 5 working days left in my work! One week of unemployment then I start my new job #careerchange

Reducing unemployment, poverty and inequality -#Vision2014 and Beyond Mangaung

@Phillykevan im stuck inside and would rather be unemployed if that helps!haa how was your weekend?xx