News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 12

The only people that should be watching Jeremy Kyle is same people that go on it.. #jobless #benefits and can watch tv all day at my expense

So... Josh got a job because he didn't want the words Unemployed to appear near his name? He's got his priorities in order. #xfactorau

Jobless for 1 month of holiday.

@JJonesMBA @tedcruz @ConserValidity What do you think the effect will be of illegal aliens getting work visas on our unemployment rate?

Everyone Take Note - You do not want 2be mentioned on tv as being Unemployed' haha! JOSH' you crack me off ** #xfactorau #Classic

Even heavily massaged, our #unemployment remains above 8%. Good thing all those ppl dropped out of the market, THAT number would be scarier!

My opinion . . . If josh released his own songs, I think he might just become unemployed #xfacforau

Obama you are fired 8.1Percent unemployment.

.@JJonesMBA @tedcruz @ConserValidity What do you think the effect will be of illegal aliens getting work visas on our unemployment rate?

@MJBiagioni @foxy213 I have everyday off #unemployed #student **

Amazing no one mentions interest rates, low unemployment, rising real wages, eco growth, house &

I'm always amazed, given the publicity around youth unemployment, that we have so few applicants for well paid graduate opps in the area.

@LondonYouth Many of us (youth workers) are either unemployed or under-employed at the moment too

God, I need a total change in my status. From unemployed to employed, single to married and from home based to foreign based.

This whole place is filled with jobless shitbags. It looks like a trimet bus unloaded into the ER

@injusticefacts Really? Did the unemployment or welfare office find you a job? Hm!

I went out and got a job because I didn't want josh brookes,20, unemployed to come up on the tv LOL I ?JOSH BROOKES @j_brookez #xfactorau

@BBC_HaveYouSay #AskBowenBBC : violent protest- is it cultural thing or huge % of frustrated youth unemployment

If you call yourself boss &

@peter_levy Peter charges are fair in comparison with other Cship clubs but need 2 be viewed in relation to local wage levels/unemployment

Find Your Local Services is A NEW ONLINE directory for the unemployed launched alongside the 19th edition of Working for Work.

@lulubragg its boring in the unemployment club aint it! :(

Ufffff. What do others (working for others) think of a person who involved in cultivation and marketing of a crop, a jobless????. --I-_

@boycottworkfare questions on the cost of unemployment framed on taxes. More = more taxes YOU pay. Less = less taxes YOU pay. Unfair #BSA29

“@ShineStatic: The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga”.. And I'm still unemployed!! Haa

Unemployed Net (@UnemployedNet) ....thanks for the follow, hope you enjoy the tweets. Do say Hi sometime soon.

@Princess_Khosi noooo man! Lol the minister of health isn't jobless aftr stapling condoms 2 paper! pierced lip is betr thn pierced condoms!

So today I figured out why the annoying unemployed guy at uni always seems to have shitloads of money. His daddy works for Google. Pfft.

@mikeyh87 good idea why didn't I think of that. All this time I've been jobless. Should've been selling my body on tib street. Damn.

@moogsie4 Medical insurance is a hot topic here. If you're employed it is offered thru your work..for unemployed, they are uninsured as well

Second week of unemployment. Hoping to hear about a job today....until then its daytime television for me!

@pav_afc @kickarseHD he's a dreamer and this is why he's jobless.

first time not being at the office on a workday...How do the unemployed watch day time TV?!! #ShootMeNow!

@nhlekzaSA they don't give back even to AA, unemployed and Jailed people because them with their entertainment.

The way that you say my name makes me feel like i'm that nigga, but i'm still unemployed

So bored of unemployment

Being unemployed is too much for me. I've woken up, now what?

LORL, As in, jobless ppl@Naijablogger: Dbanj and donjazzy will be just fine. Worry about yourself. U don chop??

@InequalitiesBlg - you may be interested in our new unemployed support site, @UnemployedNet, with a range of articles and information.

@FreshiesAnnoyMe yupppp because British people are snobs and would rather stay unemployed than work in a low-paid job

Jobless girls always say yes to invitations.

@GustLimbeck Hateful isn't it? You know, it's like.. many S'poreans are becoming jobless cos the boss prefer foreigners as they are cheaper.

Done with Laundry. Now jobless.

JobLess@iam_richie_: @Mzcute_steph miss yur avimy heart ablaze HELP nid a hug...hee my chest...

Imagine British people will scream that immigrants are taking all our jobs , ok mr and mrs unemployed are you gonna be a cleaner, no?

@ck_calvin93 never leh... Unemployed....

@JAFF3 just a saying. Def think Greece is worse than Spain, but the country has the highest unemployment + real estate market collaps

@Josh_ReaLiZe nahh haha. Unemployed for life

Don't understand why people bitch about being unemployed.

Ive had a broke guy, a jobless shotter, a 419er, no car, car, own place, living at mumsys, kids, no kids etc so right now I know what I want

@EatTweetBlog This was the most ridiculous thing i've heard. You make it seem like jobless people watch films, the rest of the public is

@davidvitty good lad Dave....enjoy semi-unemployment!!! See you there maybe (footy,not lunch!) #COYB

If a girl likes ? enough it doesn't matter if ? ® unemployed.

People like me, students at college and university, unemployed, people of all ages. This ''we target'' is complete nonsense.

Being looked down at by lazy civil servants at the jobcentre is One of the reasons I dreaded today! Day 1 of unemployment fuck this

@BBAU9 Ben reminds me so much of Jack from Will and Grace. so over the top and jobless.

This las on @itvthismorning is pissing me off. It's better for a working woman to have a child than some unemployed benefit scrounge

Lazy Brown, UnEmployed Black, Can't drive for shit yellow. #NewCrayonColors #Latinkingsofcomedy

Buahahahahaha.....choi“@Mzcute_steph: JobLess@iam_richie_: @Mzcute_steph miss yur avimy heart ablaze HELP nid a hug...hee my chest...”

Youth unemployment at record highs and now changing GCSE exams to make dumb kids feel accepted. The future looks bright for Britain.

@example currently unemployed, will come change ur lights for the price of a train ticket fron norwich!!!!!!!!! Dandantheelectricman on fb

Coz it reminds them of how jobless they are@XVI_STREET: Funny Enough Na Jobless People Hate Monday Pass.

The unemployed have It made everyday EXCEPT payday :-) .

@FreshScott you R an imbecile.........jobless idiot

Cold Britannia: Is the recession making us lose our compassion?: The proportion of people who want a more generous unemployment benef...

@hans_hafalla unemployed until i deliver.. what to do... hmmmmm..

@ChakerKhazaal @steveroberts999 Steve time to edit ur twitter profile: @999virginto not @999virginradio otherwise u'll seem jobless to some

Bored of being unemployed now lol #pleasegivemeajob

@ComedicPurposes I wish, I've been unemployed for 2 1/2 months now :(

@AVD911 U #EPICFAIL 2 understand the discouraged folks &

@JoeColey23 yeah man, old job wasn't working out, just wasn't for me...I'm an unemployed bum right now!

Twitter gt sum ppl #gassed Obviously #unemployed! Obviously bored nw jezza finished! So wt they do? Fill up my timeline wi shit #unfollow

Increasingly seeing a worrying trend of demonising the unemployed, some people clearly aren't familiar with the term insufficient demand

What do I do now I'm unemployed, apart from appearing on Jeremy Kyle?

@here_pooh haha ya LOL but where will he go until some one gives him work..he is jobless without IPL

The postman must think I'm unemployed, seeing as he always rings the doorbell around noon on weekdays ... and I'm always in my pyjamas.

The Barber in d salon said Witchcraft is jst fucked. Jobless pple are d ones dat fly at night,wen dey dnt wrk @ day. LMAO! I'm rolling.

the way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga.. but im still unemployed #pyramids

morning you set of shiteflaps. as I'm now unemployed I will be most picking the crumbs out of my fat rolls watching Judge Judy.

@BtooCold87 I can't wait to be unemployed next week babe

@elyas_a r u unemployed? Hmm its hard looking for work

@RiotGRRLBarbie what did you used to do before unemployment?

@_blindsalvation it's full of fashion bloggers(works in river island) and stylists(unemployed people who dress terribly)

We hav so many iskhothane tendency on S.A especial on twitter ppl are bragging abt hw they use money nd hw they neva been unemployed

After saturday, Im back in the situation I was in this time last year... Jobless...

@klukowski91 we're both seriously repping costa and smiths in these photo's!imagine if Bird and Slater saw! #nojob #unemployed #billy

@ceriseannex why's that u unemployed bitch x

What #Nigeria needs is more UNEMPLOYED politicians &

My mates are at work, I'm here tweeting...well, that's one of the joys of being jobless!

@lizzyjm28 being unemployed is the best

Filled out me first ever job application last week. Didn't know that hand jobs and blow jobs don't count as previous jobs. Steve jobless. :(

@nawsheenh workbank still discussing youth unemployment? where are their numerous research publications? they shd be addressing the issue!

The difference btw @omojuwa and @ged is simple. One is jobless and the other is not

Grow up u jobless/ gashless geeza. @Leachy_av

Olorun a fun e ni ise alayo o @TweetQuizzer: My mates are at work, I'm here tweeting...well, that's one of the joys of being jobless!

First day of unemployment...might just go to Asda to check its still there. #Livethedream

Being unemployed is the worst especially when your favourite profit centre manager just happens to be in my office today ffs

@MeeraJogia lol it's a good job I'm jobless with nothing to do

Man what the heck do unemployed folks do at home the whole day,I'm bored already..

Day one of unemployment.