News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 43

@PaulRogers69 hahahaa yur mums a crack whore and yur daddy rapes ya u thick jobless fuck !

Need a Job soon hate being bored all day #jobless

It's amazing how much money law school + the CA bar requires... Moral Application... $500. From an unemployed student. Awesome. #Monopoly$

@OOttenbacher no you can hangout with your other unemployed friends such as myself ****

Whatever distractions some ppl wl do, won't mk millions of jobless Americans easily 4get, coz they're feeling d pain &

@CelestialBeard yup i know but being unemployed and having your parents control cash flow is a real Fucker

Job hunting is such a drag I can see why some people choose to stay unemployed

Who let these unemployed hoes in the VIP?

@murphymike @joetrippi @larrysabato Without pol consultants, unemployment rate would go up a point! Too many!!!

@BarackObama Obama's Failed Agenda Tour. $1.7T Healthcare Takeover,42 months 8% unemployment,16Tdebt,Billions wasted on Green Energy SCAMS

US Employers Added 96,000 Jobs in August

The way you say my name make me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed...

Fucking gutted i can only afford one champions league game this year. Fuck unemployment

Uncertainty is adding to U.S. jobless rate: Fed paper

If I blow Kfc up would I still get unemployment

I know not one person who went to college to study something like medicine, finance, or technology that is unemployed right now...not one

Maybe if it weren't for all the unemployed livin off the gov fucks

@cmeuwissen and still jobless

@OutSpoken95 or shall i jus say he wantd the best for his country meaning fixing up unemployments and poverty?

NYTIMES: Steel worker's union leader chided President Kennedy for not acting forcefully enough to reduce unemployment

@JFormont11 i'm broker... carless, soon to be jobless, graduating student.

Unemployment is high, but I think its cause Americans are lazy and don't want to get a job

@alyssareger haha well be careful he's still jobless #creepyfucker

Today will be a great day at work because I will be at work when I could be jobless but at no point did I say my job was great lol

I'm unemployed woooooo! #benefits #freedom

If her job description on Facebook says, 'Model,' she's most likely unemployed...

@yeahfair Thursday is my induction day to uni, but I'm unemployed now, I'm free tomorrow, friday and the weekend

Long-term unemployment/freelancing has certainly proved one thing - we still enjoy each other's company after all this time.

@AdaamWalker unemployment #Day1 - Been to the gym twice. Got an interview at santander #Productive-ish

When yall can find me someone who studied medicine, technology, or finance that's unemployed maybe then we can argue

Evidently, the words illegal, Republican, and now (thanks to Chris Matthews) unemployed are racist. I guess white people made those up.

Job lost or self-employed and unable to provide services due to #Isaac? You may qualify for Disaster Unemployment Assistance: 866-783-5567

@jessciesco Haha your living the unemployed dream, I'll look into it and dm me your number too x

It'll take a generation to recover from the Great Recession. In best conditions, we will get to 5.2% unemployment. Most likely, 6.6%

Unemployment means eating.

For those affected by the #eurocrisis recession (via unemployment and/or cuts) winter comes earlier and it's colder and darker for longer.

I cant believe theres a chance of no hockey. Wtf am i supposed to do when im on unemployment all winter.. #rattled

I wish a jobless bitch would get cocky, you have no room for nothing

S/o to Spaid for tryin to collect that unemployment #respect

Officially unemployed. #studytime #Hallelujah

Econ1 Wonga profits were ?45.8m last year, jumping 270%. Think recession, hard to get credit from banks and Unemployment. #ecbusteach

Some people vex me, y? They r jobless

Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden. ~ Orson Scott Card

@Sm0keMeh_ImD0pe they said they fired me for attendance but When I tried to get unemployment they told the people I got fired for misconduct

5 minutes late for re-employment services' 3 HOUR meeting due to traffic. Sorry, sir! Nope. Unemployment cut. Next. Fucking cocksuckers!

you gotta be in jail or jobless to get waves

Officially...UNEMPLOYED! :D (For the next few days)

@ItsmeSABIR you're the jobless one you know how to pass time. I'm sleepless tonight and don't have to get up early tomorrow.

@cleanyoungmess0 @lauzzahep we'll be taking our unemployed pal out all the time, she'll be lovin it!! #spoiled

@Bushido61 But, but.. I have a JOB! I BATHE! I'm a HOMEOWNER! How can I also CARE? The Media says only unemployed homeless slobs care!

He's jobless @Marvin_Pwesh: #Kudos to @Olumide_NWA for alwaiz floodin my TL

@Anti_Joke_Apple: What do you call a Mexican without a Lawnmower? Unemployed. Hahahahahahaha

@jpm412 I'm back home now yes! 5 days of being unemployed and I'm about to shoot myself! Shut up your actually a lil bit nice now?!

i would love to go to @monstermile NNS race but me and my gf are both Unemployed now ugh this sucks

How can anyone re-elect a president when the unemployment rate is staying above 8%.

I went to the mall to return some shirts. I ended up buying more. &

Sorry about unemployment you guys. Please don't worry, I'm doing just fine without you working. #rich

@hannacampana like a boss... or unemployed..... hehehe

Why r some pple just uselessly and foolishly jobless....na to dey mark person body dem no.....na thunder go fire dia butt ijn...ashe

@LCFC_views84 my CV been ready for a couple of years..lol wud b a great job opportunity from being unemployed to lcfc management team member

It's not abt Gov. Romney winning nd pres. election it's abt millions of Americans r jobless.coz, Gov. Romney can put them back to work.

So when unemployed stop looking 4 work, they R not included in unemployment figures. So how do those people eat?

@AlexBoyer90 It's funny because Joe Biden is wearing a vinyl yellow suit, but unemployment statistics aren't a great punchline.

@JimmyWayne. I am 1 of the 100% disabled Iraq Vets! We don't get half the things deserved...yet Anyone can get unemployment and Govt cheese?

@RealKyper Considering everyone is unemployed right now, lots of ppl available! LOL, but yes, he'd be a great choice!

@ImJasmin_Janise duh. Only cuz I wrk, If I was jobless then I wuldn have a reason to miss him

everyone bitchin bout unemployment only i'm unemployed and i do fine

Can professional athletes collect unemployment when out of work

@Anti_Joke_Apple: What do you call a Mexican without a Lawnmower? Unemployed. @Brook_Davis7

@kawaiiguka yeaaah !!! We were so jobless like her last few months xD

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Like U?????я dad right@Olumide_NWA: So is Your Mum -__- @toni_kuti: He's jobless @Marvin_Pwesh: #Kudos to @Olumide_NWA for alwaiz floodi

@Highheelswaali Marketing for what brand/firm? I'm still unemployed.

You’re 35, unemployed and you live in your mom's house still? Fighting ur siblings over head of fish.. #UneedPrayers:(

@IchBraucheMEHR_ ah :( it'll turn around soon, fingers crossed :) as much as I hate being unemployed I've discovered Job Seeker's-

I was unemployed for a total of 24 hours....

That nigga want attention.. let him be unemployed in peace

I seriously hope I get to work at Abercrombie. Need a fuckin job. #jobless

Felt like i was the man last night then woke up and realized im still unemployed!!!

Pretty sure ill be done with unemployment soon

@letsglo @rightminority we have lost 4.5 too. Thats why unemployment has been above 8%. Basic math

@danieleastman Unemployment is up! Cursed Obama! 1 minute, Get a job!! the next. I wonder who gets paid to Tweet for him?

@NotLikeTheLast I'd rather slave than stand in the unemployment line.

although i work at P smart,found out today i get 68 bucks a week for unemployment,so imma get back pay and also 68 a week..#loveit

#LIesyouthoughtweretrue Uemployment is below 11% Black Unemployment is below 21% and the President actually gives a SHIT!!

If you DROPPED out of college like a loser or couldn't get in b/c of any reason ... Shut the fuck up, and go stand in that unemployment line

@_ModelBritt for real it take made dedication .. i was jobless when i had mine

@nyyyankees87 lifestyle aside cause that's what people get pissed about.. They're human, this is a job, they're unemployed...

1 in 6 Americans living in poverty. 49 Million on food stamps*23 million unemployed* Inflation*Crime wave via illegals &

ATTENTION UNEMPLOYED FOLLOWERS my job (Sears) is hiring, so apply so I won't be alone! Lol

@elove8 sad how other women think that because her husband is unemployed it's ok for him to cheat.

So this is what being unemployed feels like #realhousewives #food #mybed #fatty4life

@DanaPerino @greggutfeld @ericbolling Meanwhile, ME burns, gas prices soar, economy declines, millions jobless, but the Messiah campaigns!

@Ka_iL looks like u r jobless...cos dat aint life

I've started using twitter less since I have been unemployed. I love being unemployed.

OBAMA BUILT THAT >

@becca51178 Recessions are defined in different ways. Unemployment growth rate/time OR consecutive negative growth. This shows how deep.

Good news...All the unemployed not caused by Bush after all...was a movie about Bush no one ever saw #ObamaThinksWeAreAllSTUPID

@Truth_87 not really. The unemployed life sucks donkey dick!!

@BarackObama can you change health care so those of us unemployed regardless of age can go on immediate family's insurance plan? PLEASE