News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 59

I should separate, collect unemployment and go to school. That would be dope.

@laidybug45 @drgrist @pareene Like that's why they were poor because Mr. Rich man got his labor for free then you fight 4him 2stay jobless!

@BarackObama I am sure the 24 million unemployed feel like you are protecting them!

@BenCox83 that's what I want to know. From the rich hiding income to unemployment frauds. Shine a light on em.

Hehehe....babe u are jobless@Taymee_x: Tweeting @tobajohnson: @Taymee_x ok my is victor so can u tell me wat u like doing best

my name is sefa. on a new chapter to the unemployment canker. was that what he said? the ad makes me laugh too much.

I wish we could vote for heads like next week so I can finally be unemployed. I neeeed to chill :[

@DavellCrenshaw @seanghiggins @politifact Nothing could've gotten us under 6% unemployment in 4 years after a depression. Not even Reagan!

I'm like destined to be unemployed.

@AndrewRomano especially given that almost all of that 47% are retirees, students, or recently unemployed

@laidybug45 @drgrist @pareene Excuse me they fought 2keep themselves jobless and the rich man rich on free labor..still scratching my head..

This Weeks Media focus: Worldwide Islamic crisis? 43 Months of Record Unemployment? $16T Debt? Afghanistan Attacks? naw...Romney video #tcot

Fact: Unemployment over 8% for over 40 months. That is longer over 8% than the last eleven Presidents COMBINED.

Sooo you tellin me if Obama lose oomf cant get her Unemployment $123 a week

@JemmaRileyTolch Have you tried and tested it Jem? It's given you something to do on your week of unemployment....lol. Excited for new job?

Bitch that unemployment ass card u scam artist real chase is blue bitch

Looks like I might be unemployed....

@IAmHrdWork man I feel the same way and unemployment is no joke

@KimKardashian Mercy on your shoes and all folks fighting unemployment, homelessness, abusive relationships, and poverty. Amen.

In most states, you can still collect unemployment if you quit rather than participate in your office's lip-dub video.

Jobless boi... @Tallfree: Am serious @Sabi_Boyy: Cool story bruv!!! @Tallfree: @Sabi_Boyy yeah we got it 1st para

Lol @okoye_prince: Hehehe....babe u are jobless@Taymee_x: Tweeting @tobajohnson: @Taymee_x ok my is victor so can u tell me wat u lik

@AmbassadorRice Poverty &

Obama did not promise his policies would keep unemployment under 8 percent, &

@Joana_Bundo this is why God doesn't exist. I'm jobless and now immobile. CURSE YOU SKY LORDS!! xxx

@MittRomney I'm honestly baffled by your implied belief that high unemployment is the result of trade imbalance and budget deficits. Baffled

Coming soon to an unemployment line near you! Yunel Escobar!

This girl at my job said if she didn't have a child she would be jobless and not go to school, just sit at home and watch tv smh

In '08 we were promised unemployment under 8%, more jobs, and the US debt being cut in half. Still waiting.. #0for3

#question? Can u recieve unemployment if ur employer goes out of buissiness?

“The Fed is more focused on reducing unemployment and is prepared to tolerate higher inflation.”

The unemployment rate was 4% in 2000. I blame George Bush! Oh wait...

BTW : Unemployed peoples are only 29% of Federal Dollars going to Individuals : we are talking about LESS then what Romney Spends on lies

@scotmacqueen My dad left a rotting Glasgow tenement to die (1940) of T.B. pre-NHS after years unemployed, 233 yrs after the glorious Union

@OutFrontCNN @RepMikeRogers When will they go back to work, after the election? Exactly what the jobless want and are asking for!

@SophieTait10 yeahhh sounds good :) just give me a txt 07815911678 - were both jobless so we dont have anything else better to do :P :) xxx

@nsantaro @kdeubs dude the unemployed life is the way to go!

Not having work is amazing but knowing that i have no more income sucks #unemployed

i need a jobbbbbbbb , ive only been jobless for 3 days &

#liesyouthoughtweretrue #obama : if the stimulus is passed unemployment will never go above 8%

I'm still unemployed

Getting used to this #jobless, follow my brothers around life... might as well be a #farmer

Some people want back in the womb, I just want perpetual weekends. IS THAT TOO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK? Oh, unemployment... rat bastards!

Go on holiday for 2 weeks, the office closes and I need to decide if I'm relocating or becoming an unemployed bum again. Fuck.

After having a job since I was 14, being unemployed feels so weird to me

If youve ever volunteered in a soup kitchen, BEYOND the unemployed, there are ppl there that cant function. CANT function. #OurDowntroddin

@83DR @MMAmy120 LOL Do dark skinned unemployed big lipped clowns like myself scare you?!?? #WhySoSerious

Got bout 15 hrs left in my wrk day. Im just a proud black woman wit a job. If u don't feel me u prolly jobless... #realitytv

@LoriPatriot @ChrisLoesch @fatheadrhino @EdMahmoud Obama hates blacks or he would make sure less were unemployed. t.co/ygu8CdtF

Im unofficially officially unemployed

#ObamaMustGoBecause he isn't offering anything new, and the GDP, unemployment, Middle East, the debt, etc. won't fix themselves.

@MentalRiot right. And the 99% get weaker under Obama. 23 million unemployed &

#IJustCant Let U Throw Yo Hands Up In Kokos When Bay Bay Say Who make More Than Minimum Wage, Know'n Damn Well U Get'n Unemployment

@EByers33 you can't brotha ,, you have to be unemployed for 90 days #depressingtweet

“@PhilGalfond: Main benefit of being unemployed: I never have to wash my hands.” hmm. Disagree with that lol

Extension of unemployment compensation An end to discrimination against homosexuals in the military

Black voter turnout for Obama was 95%+for that Obama has ignored blacks!+their agenda. 14% jobless rate@Mimi21957 @greyghost11 @BarackObama

Hey unemployed protester girl, can I Occupy that ass? #occupypickuplines

Future goal is unemployed.

Leave it to Mitt to blame jobless people for paying no income tax. Basically... it's your fault you're broke

@Greichenbach13 so more unemployment...?

@174Sinkhole I hear ur now unemployed. I hear California might have a big opening soon. Something epic. Send your CV to #Californiaquake

I am so tired of this 47% don't pay taxes bs. What about payroll taxes? Sales taxes? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Unemployment is taxed, ffs!

What keeps voters loyal to Obama? Is it the rampant unemployment? The coming Taxmaggedon? Appeasement policy w/our enemies? I don't get it?

Can we make love before you go? The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed.

Gas Prices, Up Violence at U.S Embassies, Up Division among U.S citizens, Up Unemployment, Up Folks on Welfare, Up #Obama's Time, Up

YOFF is run by unemployed or retired 99%ers... its why we have so much time on our hands to do this

If you unemployed but you can buy weed please don't cry to me about how hard shit is for you. You're a fuckin moron.

@timm2million I think their defn. of independence is not being tied down to a job. But I agree, rewarding unemployment just creates more

@robertflorence You're not unemployed yet, you're still a wrestling promoter

@FloridaJayhawk It's the end of America as we know it, if GOP loses. With economy, unemployment, gas prices, debt as is, why vote Obama?

@foreverwinona Been without internet at home, and been unemployed - job went wrong dont ask - will tell all later - how r u? Any job news 4u

the way you say my name makes me feel like i'm that nigga , but i'm still unemployed .

“@tylerseguin92: Feels kinda weird to be unemployed now..... Debating what classes to start taking at BU or BC? #NHLLockout”

livin dat unemployed life, dat mean girls is up on netflix life, dat gonna watch it and eat a sandwich again life.

Went from being jobless to having two jobs in one day**** #SoHappy #LifesGood**

Its ethier do business with vultures or unemployment

@_NadaSaeed_ either ill be a rich man with too many drivers or still an unemployed ass.Or mabye ill b coming with my classic 70 yrs old jeep

@Unemployed_Wnnr that is a truth fact.

Issue #1 : Unemployment

@kandicepeterson Ohh you know, just living off Dan being unemployed and planning our wedding! Haha #needajob #poorpants

Tomorrow, I'm done school at 11:30AM. Yea, well tomorrow, I'm unemployed, ALL DAY.

Medicare, Medicaid, SS, Welfare, Obamacare, unemployment, food stamps, student loans, gov't housing ....beholden to Central Government

@adamsorensen I collected unemployment last year. Now I feel so useless and ashamed. Why am I even bothering to work anymore? #wearethe47%

Got unemployment bringing in another 130 every week on top of the creek.. #paysformyextracircularactivites

Thank God for my daddy and his money!!! Cause being JOBLESS and broke all the time ain't cool!! Lol

@Imadancer821 Yes Rose Put it will bring down the blk unemployment. Sorry :>

@Darthbx they don't...seriously. Unemployment is especially high. that's how a lot of them have time to riot

filed unemployment on the hoes #takethat

Officially unemployed #lmao #FUFarmboy #NotFazed

My bros got that work but they unemployed!!!

@Jonny_Dixon how the fuck do you afford this when you're unemployed?

@WendellPierce Just like collecting unemployment isn't getting a handout... You only get back what you put in.

Unemployment sent me money for that week of work I missed due to Isaac!! Look at GOD!!!!

@cazzagee_ we are meant to be unemployed:-(

@gb how is it working? I dunno. Universal healthcare, govt funded student loans system, lowest unemployment in dev world. You tell me.

So many unemployed in this country that it shocks me someone is stupid enough to blatantly not show up without a call.

If you were Fed. Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke for a day, what would YOU do? I'd make the fed buy mortgage bonds to reduce unemployment!

Fuck school gotta do with being a bum. Some of yall been to school for 4 yrs and still unemployed sittin at home.

let's give money to the unmotivated, unemployed idiots of society and leave students penniless :|