News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 31

Jobless?? No problem just cheat your country men n @arynews will hire you #SalmanButt

How's the economy doing? How's the unemployment going? Has Obama changed his stance on abortion? Damn, those uprisings, R attention getters!

@killllaah @loudpackfuego well damn since a nigga unemployed now im cookin breakfast everyday lol -__- !!!

Just waking up, I love being unemployed (for now)

To all unemployed people out there: Let's all go back to University: just the same as being unemployed but your parents are proud of you.

@VileStrain unfortunately, nope. :( travel expenditures this summer and recent unemployment have put that on hold for a while.

Unemployment was fun ... For like 10 days. Pffft. Job magnet

Just no if u fucking somebody at yo job when u cut them off shit gone get messy, but if its yo manager unemployment is on the menu

@RickAtNyte @EstherWhite40 Well that makes 3 of us then cause I'm gonna be unemployed at the end of the month.

This @srk_ff stalks SRK fans accounts 24x7,talks ab8 SRK all d day instead of his God Gaymir &

Today 1:3 think the individual concerned or family has main responsibility for support of unemployed. In 1998 it was 1:10. #attitudes #BSA29

#ImThePersonWho is jobless right now

Stephen Twigg says education changes risk 1000s of kids on scrap heap at age of 16. Given youth unemployment if i were him i would shut up.

@missionmodify Big Bazaar or Reliance Mart never killed any shop owner due to unemployment. They still thrive. Same for Walmart !!

Unemployment has to keep rising. One by one it will affect us all. Do only what is relevant. I'm out of the system for good. #2fingers #bye

@AFPhq Sorry, unemployment rates continue to drop and as we get out of 2 $Trillion WARS the #GOP put on a credit card we'll be #Doingfine

@THEHermanCain Jobs going 2 convicts, while others go on unemployment, gas prices rising, supporting those who hate us. fed spending amuck.

Unemployment comming to and end and I have no job stable job lord see me away thru

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@Ciaragil I would l love 2 but I’m unemployed now so d funds will be getting a bit tight! If the Irish government sends me out a grant I wil

@realmissfiona they don't care about the kids but it will drop unemployment figures when they raise the age

@ambo__23 lol. I'm currently unemployed and not going to school. Know anywhere hiring? And i'm going to tech next semester

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@MairChris I'm unemployed. But I'm looking for sales positions in London. Wah

#Priorities. @jimlembke supported $100 MILLION in tax credits for ONE person, yet filibustered unemployment benefits for 10K Missourians

last day as an unemployed #collegegrad.Tomorrow starts the rest of my life!

I'd rather stay jobless and be in school

Inflationary gap and unemployment gap. Know the differences.

@drixander It's a continuation of the shift of responsibility for intractable social ills onto teachers. #Crime #Unemployment #MentalHealth

@kerryharriz slept, had a bath, painted my nails...unemployment ent all that bad hahahaha!

Gas prices, 40+ months of 8% unemployment, 47 mil on food stamps, US divided within, world hates us, why would someone vote for the idiot?

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(c) a bum. she asked him his name. he wrote on his cardboard robe swansin she took him into her home because he was a BUM. unemployed. (c)

@BethanyLauren21 iv tucked unemployed since 16 even thou iv work from the age of 15 baha

I'm back.uuggh thank god #unemployed

@Slipknot_V I am jobless these days so I watch every darn show.

Solyndra * FastFurious * Keystone* 16TRILLIONDEBT* 8%Jobless* Highest#FoodStamps* FAILEDForeignPolicy* COAL* OBAMACARE* O is not winning.

Seriously out of the stunts you pulled that you think is funny? At the end of the day you are now all unemployed w/no certificates. Cool no?

Happy Monday! Back to the grind. Unless you're unemployed. .D

The latest jobless claims numbers are such an encouragement! People are working! What a great country this is! #huzzah #flowers

Depressed realising that was my last weekend as an unemployed student #nomoreweekends

7 day weekends are awesome #jobless

@JackieSanchez nothing really. I was thinking about filing for unemployment today, been out of work a month now. But then I got a phonecall.

This government has done too little to ameliorate youth underemployment &

#TypicalCollegeStudentFail: Um, what is meant by filing for unemployment? (something you'll be doing VERY soon, my friend)

@spellz94 @EastDYT_ if i was wanking where i currently am i'd be unemployed quickly

The CTU need to stop being bullies and go back to work. There are millions that are unemployed that could fill their positions. Wake Up!

Obama's people say Romney has NO Economic plan? Obama had a plan and failed! as well as +8% higher unemployment &

$16 trillion debt, Middle East uprising against U.S., >

@JackieSanchez my sister and her husband need some work done on there property. It's about two weeks of work. So no unemployment. Yay!!!

How is this going to help young people that are most at risk of leaving education and unemployment? #goveeducationreform

Recorded a fresh #SpinReduxit with @mchardie just before lunch. Polls, #nblibleader, local gov't, jobless rate. Posting soon. #nbpoli

At what point do I turn from just unemployed to housewife?

MT @drjameschums: Has youth unemployment &

unemployment and poor education have produced a generation of young men especially who are full of anger and ready to protest #AskBowenBBC

y'all gon take your unemployed behinds you the career fair tomorrow. cause nobody wants to in your broke behind everywhere. J-O-B

@90lbs @WhosDem Fact that dat aint even collecting unemployment benefits is a crime

Freelancing is the cool version of unemployed.

We must address the underlying conditions that cause higher unemployment rates for blacks and latinos, help the unemployed, homeless, poor.

Fed chairman Ben Bernanke signaled the plan to move ahead when he noted that US unemployment remains stuck at stubbornly high levels

The fact that Romney is behind with unemployment higher than 8% is really kinda sad lol

No :(@SeyiLawComedy: You’re 35, unemployed and you live in your mom's house still? Fighting ur siblings over head of fish.. Is dat life? :(

@shortsterling unemployment rates of 15% or more are likely not very politically acceptable - this Austrian stuff not credible

Okay so ive been unemployed two days and Its realllllllly depressing already

@brimeow waiting for lily ** #unemployed #shesnotgonnacallme

I feel properly unemployed when I hear the Pointless theme tune.

'Are You Jobless? - No I Work For The Lord' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

And if you think unemployment and workplace ageism are bad now just wait until two whole generations get their education declared worthless

I'm unemployed again. But I don't care

Just saw a homemade Obama Biden sign. I'm gonna go ahead and guess they're unemployed and appreciate how overpaid they are without a job.

Plus u r jobless at the moment so its expected True!! @Afam_Isoh So I've been told I tweet more than usual these days ?\..(•?.? •? )../?

Plus u r jobless at the moment so its expected True!! @Afam_Isoh So I've been told I tweet more than usual these days ?\..(•?.? •? )../?

@Englandstruth Get out of EU. Remove immigrants. Save so much that way then have better schools, NHS, etc. Make unemployed take jobs.Success

@jimrome what unemployed pile has 7 days to wait in line for a piece of technology? I ordered mine, &

I hope I can catch the unemployment office in time when I get off

work is the last thing i want to be doing #unemployed

@chrispulaski I wonder how many of those people are collecting unemployment. I mean, not that I'm cynical or anything.

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@Perfect10Escort Who do you think your talking to here, I'm ex Newcastle legend Barry Venison, not some sort of unemployed Emile Heskey !

@MrTippler agri sector already has disguised unemployment, efficiency improvement through #FDI can only reduce labour through mechanization

Yall ain't see me tweetin a lot until I was unemployed...i was earning 45k a year at my last my job, I ain't have time to tweet no lie

You’re 35, unemployed and you live in your mom's house still? Fighting ur siblings over head of fish.. Is dat life? :(

“@latimes: Pakistan protests riots in Afghan. It's esy to get people riled up when they hungry n unemployed. Maybe we need more pyramids?

If I wear a mini skirt and a skimpy top get fired, and file for unemployment will I recieve compensation!??

PM - 'employment numbers are far from where we want them to be, During our tenure unemployment down to 9.6%, the lowest levels in history.

This dude looks like a Porn star dude. Hi im sitting in the unemployment office. Lol.

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga.... but I'm still unemployed.

Want to feel better about yourself, swing by the unemployment office for an hour.

The unemployed life sucks #MuslimRage

@jowsh_corleone Evrybody should work hard! I am 4 unemployment benefits but welfare is a waste of $. U kno how much is being spent on it?

Unemployed bitches be doin the most

PM Simpson-Miller - 'When we came back as government in January 2012, unemployment had soared to over 14%'.

At least I can get unemployment,lol #seriouslook

@jenjen_miller I'm doing mine atm, putting in no crime, free education for all, no unemployment &

FRICK. How can I be unemployed and so #$)(@!(*$!@(*$(*!@$ busy?!?!!

@betharmstroong yep I'm free Wednesday, ano snap hate the jobless lifestyle ! :(

That's ridiculous, haven't gotten my unemployment for two months maybe you shouldn't have gotten fired porno dude

Looking for jobs this morning with no luck. Ohhh goodness this unemployment thing isn't fun!

@GaltsGirl you aren't totally unemployed, are you?

@SBNationCFB John L Smith should be unemployed today. Not that Petrino would have won that game, but its getting embarrassing for university