News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 17

Whilst there are significant costs of rising unemployment, re-balancing the UK economy may be necessary to secure long-term growth. #ECON4

@Ejemai yes @elrufai is a jobless and frustrated politician.. His likes don't impress me

#shitmypeoplesay if I was unemployed in the township and had R2-90 I'd rather buy a Mcd ice cream rather than a daily sun newspaper

it bothers me when people on FB put their job as state of New jersey when they are collecting unemployment

@tweetpraveennow den ok... i found some more leagues... 7039,1757,4853... join dem if ur currently jobless lyk me!

Now @ABC is talking abt conflicts in Romney's RNC Speech. seriously. Have u seen gas prices or unemployment lately guys?

@chrisskidmoremp If 13% are on benefits is that because wages are too low, OR are too many unemployed? Either way isn't it the gov's fault?

@Lewiiiii you really have to pick your audience. Grandmother with a toddler, use mine. Group of unemployed youths, use yours.

@Im_Declan hahaha i know! Im waiting to get a job! This is my play time (unemployed bum time) **

@maxnikolaus aww... pobrecito!! haha... that's the joy of unemployment... =P I woke up at 8:40!!! I'm struggling too! haha

Joseph Kony was a good businessman, he gave a lot of unemployed kids jobs #roshhash

Last shift at work today! Soon to be unemployed for the first time in 4 years #weirdfeeling #needanewjob

@chrolden @aj111088 @hobbsycfc @dougwoods4 @ozzward @giftofthegabz I'm unemployed #imdoingit #whoswithme probs @Hobbsycfc

So how does being unemployed add ?90 to you home and contents insurance? And why are Compare the Meercat giving me duff results?

Gove + the Tories have not just gone back 25 years by scrapping GCSEs, we also have child poverty, unemployment + social unrest

Layoff smh well unemployment office this morn

Unemployment has it's perks..sunbathing and listening to music for 2 hours with nothing but lunch to make #perfect t.co/aSHo3mDI

@jonsnowC4 would love to tell you about a micro finance initiative for unemployed in sw London. Could make great tv

@the_edge Teachers can not claim EI over the summer. They're not unemployed! That's false information you gave.

SCOOP: Recogida de beneficios en el ibex34 (BANKIA, Brick Mafias &

@MissDaubs Is that similair to unemployment?

unemployment line, credit card decline, did I not mention I was about to lose my mind?

@cspanwj Good job? Gas at $4, unemployment at 8% and now the world hates us. Great job Barack.

The only evil we have this decade and this century is UNEMPLOYMENT.

Rate of robbery in d daylight is on d increase in Lagos.Do we have security apparatus?Can unemployment cause it? @trafficng

@Les6Law he stopped the Americans from building, probably creating jobs etc now everyone makes fuck all and half the country's unemployed.

My dear its d condition o!abj is dry @dholarpoh: @Krazy_jean32 yu r jobless oooo

3 days til I'm jobless! Whoooooo!

@darwinbonaparte stiff upper lip, ole chap. I had to quit my job bc of school. I too feel the sting of unemployment.

Farage: It is now clear that the Euro has been an abject failure. It has caused untold misery, unemployment and loss of hope. #let

From @PrincesTrustB. A free course for unemployed 16-25 yr olds PRINCE'S TRUST TEAM B Whitehawk at City College. sdv@ccb.ac.uk 07841066847

The only one good thing about being a jobless bum is getting to sit in the sun all day oh and not get up on weekends. The rest is wank.

Good Morning to my sexy Twitter hubby @ochocinco lord I pray that you have received your unemployment checks eating noodles getting old

Mondays even suck when you're unemployed.

Just me and my uke to kill time. Damn i need a job. Or a jobless housemate. Whichever will do.

Unemployment in 2009 was 7.8%, is now 8.3%, Median income in 2009 was $54,000, is now $50,000

Pour water for ground na@Krazy_jean32: My dear its d condition o!abj is dry @dholarpoh: @Krazy_jean32 yu r jobless oooo

@TabithaBrowne Exactly it gets them off the unemployment register

#Obamabuiltthat : Embassy attks, Occupy, 8%+ unemployment, doubling the debt, a country doubling down on decline

2 days of unemployment and I'm already self-harming. Oh boy. For the record, I was attacked by a door. #fml t.co/t4O83qRk

Ow e take affect yuh G.P?? @iam_tswagz: Jobless af@hott3st_diva: Re watchin @weezieBlaze: 1st tym or jus rewatchong it? @hott3st_diva:

6 of 9 swing states w/ unemployment under 8% can thank #Republican governors

If I was unemployed Loose Women would spur me on to get a job. Loose Women the tele show...

When Unemployment Claims hails out with USD

Nw omw 2ew the unemployment office #damn

As for so many of our youth going to university, that was a GOVERNMENT orchestration to massage the unemployment figures of old.

I'm gonna go buy followers at the unemployment office cause I need 10 people to follow me to my yard and clean up dogshit. @sternshow

@FergDonnelly @thewell3 @fasyno I want a ticket and also a discount #Unemployed

Mommas giving me my car back today. Only for me to go get a job though. I'm super excited. So sick of being unemployed

Talking unemployment, Kodak, maybe Boardwalk Empire in 15 for local biz segment at #WXXI 1370 am. @DandC

There's unemployment becouse there's no money but countries buy and produce weapons

@Rhi133 you'll be great at that!!!! I had a good one when I went to the required unemployment training 2.5 years ago!!

Well, what's this? Oh, an anti-lawsuit commercial. Yeah, that's the ticket. It's lawsuits causing unemployment. What bullshit.

@RichardMHanson it could be worse u could be unemployed starting ur week of by crushing refills at Palms.

EU centralisers do not seem to care how much suffering the unemployed and poor have to take so their failed Euro fantasy can come true. #let

ok bored of being jobless now :(

I dnt av one sef@hott3st_diva: Ow e take affect yuh G.P?? @iam_tswagz: Jobless af@hott3st_diva: Re watchin @weezieBlaze

Of I'm liking my lazy Monday ...... So this is how the unemployed feel on Monday..nice real nice I could so get used to this :-) :-) :-)

Good thing about my son getting a Xbox for his birthday.....I'm unemployed and can play Xbox while he's at school. :-)

@JoelGreenius @Bish_Mang I'll join in too. Student/unemployed FTW :P

Why would you rip up money and take a picture? Jobless goat

Fed up of being unemployed already and its only been a few weeks #FML!!!

I'm working the day of ur funeral **“@stallionmiko: jobless and i still havent told my parents.”

@MachXGames I'm constantly telling people this, and it's the same with my friends who are unemployed teachers:

#OECDIMHE - birth bubble hit in 2009, youth unemployment, imrpoved school quals -pressure on places...

@BBCRadio2 NHS,Police,Military,Education,Poverty,Crime,Disabled,Unemployed. Why are you banging on about Kate's boobs and Harry's PR jolly?

#bored&

@tinkizee my dear jobless ness oh, house wives they try well well

@lambomang @bish_mang sweet! I assume @Blaghman and other students/unemployed people would be down too :)

More recently. The uni expectation was created by government, from Maggie Thatcher's era to disguise unemployment stats. @uprisingunite

@georgiayc_y oh schweetttttt i am free - this unemployed malarkey gives you a lot of free time.

I'm doing a little survey on unemployment's effect on mental health. If affected pls email veronica@CBTandFeelingGood.com *all confidential*

Government was also happy to have ppl on sickness benefit to disguise unemployment stats. Now gov wants everyone unemployed. @uprisingunite

@king_bhubesi #COSATU can't be bothered about unemployment

@Alex_Whitcombe I need a job as well :-( I'm hating life!! This is my 3rd week of being jobless and I'm gonna end up committing #sick

Maybe Taiwo should remain unemployed to keep Abbott happy. Hibs are bigger club than us, train travel time not much more - good luck to him

harlow socialist party meeting tonight on unemployment and how we can fight it #fb

As the unemployed (including I) see it, evidently the @NHLPA has a problem getting tons of cash to do a job they claim to love to do.

harlow socialist party meeting tonight on unemployment and how we can fight it

@emmanuelabor yea, didn't want to see them go because I'll never find them again but..unemployment is a female dog. Your size?

Illegal turtle transporters? Are they jobless?

@carney @KeithMcCullough if they don't like being screwflation and being unemployed, shouldn't they Occupy the Federal Reserve instead?

So, I went to sleep last night, with a job, &

This guys swagger looks so much like a drunk unemployed zombie mid afternoon.

Lunch break, someone unemployed call me.

@philliusfrog Can't complain. I'm mostly attempting to build my own business out of nothing. It's slow going &

@trumpetman and you would be the first to cry about the unemployment figures should they stop support and let GM go to the wall.

Looking at those pictures that crew is going to be unemployed for LIFE

#OWS I'd love to say that you're making a difference but all I see are a load of unemployed skanks making life difficult for everyone else

@Robyn_Childe maybe hun if I've got some money as currently still unemployed :( keep me posted :)

Arlene Foster clearly doesn't take criticism. Angered by me reminding her that under DUP-SF unemployment has risen by 150 per cent.

YAY I got 21 people kik's lol jobless me

#NCCU ARE NOT PLAYING this line longer than the freaking unemployment line #Obama2012

600.000 #university #graduates are unemployed in #SA. Does #SouthAfrica produce the wrong graduates? #lifebeats

Only 50 more days. ...Who's ready for Obama to be included in that horrible unemployment number?

Sniff up a fuxking unemployment line of cocaine

Lost a bet to a Leprechaun, and now we have to trade jobs for a year. Little does he know I'm unemployed, mwahaha!

Anyone need a #javascript #frontend programmer for some short-term projects? Currently unemployed.

As an investor unemployment scares me. Us relying on QE to fix unemployment scares me most!

day one of being unemployed... i feel like columbus sailing to america. so much uncertainty.