News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 11

Fuck trains, full of unemployed people making me sit on the floor

#Jobless zzz #Useless

@PHadjipanayis Yes, with one difference: Spain has already implemented deep budget cuts and has been in a recession with high unemployment.

@ak_tripx: ?@L0rd_Zeus: Jobless!@ak_tripx: Jeez@temosicey: Countdown to Valentine- 3624hrs 1001mins and 820secs to go!!!

@ak_tripx: ?@L0rd_Zeus: Jobless!@ak_tripx: Jeez@temosicey: Countdown to Valentine- 3624hrs 1001mins and 820secs to go!!!

Donning a footy top on a monday morning...then you tell am either jobless or that i got the coolest job around

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, But I'm still unemployed

Well, redundancy made official on Friday... But I gotta say: first day of unemployment really wasn't terrible! #bath #reading #sunbathing

So tired, need an epic breakfast and then maybe the day can start properly. Unemployed limbo starting to warp my mind

@OpheliaEmily you mean JOBLESS time. Hahahaha :b don't lie, you're just as jobless as me. :P and how was mandarin today? Hahaha

Only Jobless People Hate Mondays.. !

@Team_Motlanthe Good morning sir, we'd really appreciate that.. We are educated, we got diplomas and degree but we are still unemployed

Shows aw jobless dey are! Laaro Monday! @iamhenryobi: Major roads in Abuja has been shut down because of an award ceremony for THIEVES.

Time for bed! Yes, it's 5:30 in the morning, but when you're unemployed it's tough to be on a normal schedule. See ya soon! :)

@shanesull particularly when you're unemployed :)

u live here earn big money send kampong supporting cigarette money for ur unemployed husband back there.. u shld go back there live like a

@MrSlapYourself: All my unemployed followers are the ones who smoke the most weed and get the most asos deliveries :/ LOOOOOL ffs

@Twaicee01 Yhh I know. I mean the really jobless peeps. Lol

@elinorrlewiss that's all I do everyday #unemployed

Mum just said boohoo to me working all the time. Apparently she doesn't get a holiday either, with her unemployed with free money #shame

Actually, there's a graph showing that without the bailouts/Obama policies unemployment would be lower than it is today. @TheGreenerSide_

@mismiskelly i've been up for hours, may be unemployed but my pony still needs his breakfast! bcak home now so ready to head out whenever x

@nickEMJ You have to be available for work to receive the unemployment benefit

my bday is coming up soon. and id really like an iphone5 as much as i planned to buy it myself.. im unemployed :(( anyone?

@kezzjames I'm watching come dine with me now! Sigh, unemployment...

Zuma is the president of South Africa. #Malema is the president of the miners, the unemployed and the disgruntled

LooooooL. Why tweet TGIF when you've been jobless all week?

@DJTommyMurdock Writing new cv atm. gotta possibility of placements jobs etc. man here unemployed for 14 years... DA FUQ?

Government should create more jobs here in SA, most of our youth got diplomas, degrees, masters and honors but they still jobless...

Such a plus to be unemployed with a headache status such as this. #backtobed

Jobless sigh...

So, mostly it's the states that are facing Poverty, Unemployment and are Under-developed that have decided not to allow FDI. I don't even...

I don't know where this tweet is going, something about the benefits of unemployment and looking after sick parents, coz I'm a saint.

Its all kicking off on this morning, poor holly #upearly #unemployed

Tryin To Set P @MisDINA LooooooL. Why tweet TGIF when you've been jobless all week?

Must be missing uni, all the newspapers are read and it's still morning. Must start applying for jobs ASAP! #unemployed #unibum

#SAHF2012 #IMIESA Population explosion and influx of foreigners have led to high poverty, unemployment and service delivery backlog

I need to shower. I didn't shower yesterday. I smell. Unemployment is a slippery slope.

Jobless Gavin is jobless.

@darenpa72 I now predict that QE3 will fail as well, causing the unemployment rate to rise even further, along with the rate of inflation.

First day of unemployment starts today

@Laurenm44 @shaunaheagney seriously broke!!! I'm jobless remember?? Lol

@ogundamisi : not only jobless but Corrupt wasters. this is really laughable!

@MisDINA cos it shws dat we survived d weekdays evn tho we were ''jobless'',boo

@DJTommyMurdock if i unemployed that long you can put me down floor and kick my dick. gonna tweet all day words this guy can't spell

Happy birthday @jackmccrackers you're old and jobless and I love you tremendous amounts. LET'S GO EAT CHIPS

“@Ms_Xeinab: Why I'm listening to one direction this morning is way beyond my understanding” #unemployment

Being jobless sucks ass. I feel cranky and lazy all the time :( deadly combination.

@LeonKnight82 so when people like you (unemployed) do it what 'bitches' do you attract? Bet theyre exactly the same

Lmao *coughin* lolz@1RudeChap: Tryin To Set P @MisDINA LooooooL. Why tweet TGIF when you've been jobless all week?

You know i'm jobless guy waiting for her. :)

My brain is telling me NOT to gamble by going for the Dream job test... So I don't Possibly end up jobless. But my heart is crying.

Wife of the police killed in Bingol blast: Tell Prime Minister [Erdogan] that he was compelled to be a policeman, as he was unemployed.

Hope @AliceVasey has a lush day lazing around #unemployed

Jobless people are not allowed to tweet/update pm's with 'TGIF'

You know what hinders children most at school? Poverty, closed libraries, unemployed parents, no prospect of a future bc of expensive fees

MONDAY FUNDAY (if I were on vacation, or unemployed)

@chiisanai haha meet me lah. I'm very free also. Jobless during weekdays.

So today will be my first evening unemployed... What do I do?

Lmao!@iAteThelma_: Babe steady telling chilled stories on here! Carry on, Jobless me is ready to read em' all ^,^.

Tried to look at the positives of unemployment, came up with...long lie in/wear my pjs all day but NO cleaners came 8.30 didn't they #livid

The world of unemployment doesn't fancy my taste.. I miss the people at work!!!!!!!!!! #hateuni for making me leave them! :/

“@Viv_Savage_CFC: Govt..to attack wildlife...finally tiring of targetting..poor, old, disabled and unemployed? they never tire of hunting

@ewnupdates I don't think its still relevant because this past 3 years, there have been more strikes as there is job loss &

@justbiglee damn me and my unemployment. Can you do some 'lets plays' please if your getting any :)

@MrsGashinsky the alcohol I suppose. How is the unemployment going. Hata unatafuta kweli?

@Princess_Khosi unless your in the entertainment industry or unemployed no u can't lol

@lamide_o sharrapp jobless child

@macroresilience The number one cause of poverty is unemployment.

@amazingelf just a little bit of panto and the unemployment! Maybe I could be your not so glamorous assistant!

IRV 34320 Skills for Work Week: Employers across the food industry supply chain will open their doors to young unemployed people-ask at JCP

“@Maddmoiselle: Mondays are worse when you're unemployed.” Shut up! Most Mondays I'd kill to be unemployed. You can bitch any other day.

@BrightonSA @andy_downunda he left as a bankrupt, unemployed IT guy. Now makes his living coding items for virtual world second life. Dick!

(CONTINUE) There are people out there who is jobless okay!

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@srk_ff chutyiee gay fans hve no work bloody jobless an u r president ashermadan no work juzt to abuse other stars

Went up to Jozi strictly for business. Hopefully next time it happens I will not be unemployed (I can't afford this ish)

We do NOT trust #a4e we do NOT trust any workfare prog. whatever they wish to call it This is profiteering off the backs of the unemployed

Being temporary unemployed makes me feel very Canadian. But there no going back as a HR rep., not as long as former bf the boss there.

@pav_afc Now unemployed, Harry has more time to think about what he's going to say. Yet STILL comes out with shit like that. Ridiculous.

@Cida_Vance hello :) ur pretty! And u have a Lipring. So ur an entertainer/unemployed?!

Bernanke:QE until unemployment falls! Horrible Dieter: I will eat a dozen doughnuts everyday but I'll stop once I lose 30 pounds!

I get a rejection email telling me that after 'careful' consideration I have been unsuccessful. No wonder there are millions unemployed.

@yolakatykate i'll be jobless mos! :)

@FatBlerk I blame Redknapp his input is shite, no wonder he's unemployed : )

2001: 88% agreed that government should be mainly responsible for ensuring unemployed people have enough to live on

Wake up / put on a pair of jeans / go get some croissant / go back home / take off the pant = Unemployment

When busy people thank God its friday so they can have rest the jobless ones will want to thank God too

Kerja oh kerja..I'm gonna being an unemployed by tomorrow..please find me

All I want is for BHS to take me back #unemployed #poor

Been up since 7am, moved all the furniture round in the living room and mowed the lawn. No such thing as being unemployed in my book #busy

@helenkellyCTU Probably more meaningful. Monthly changes in terms of unemployment benefit numbers are a bit of nonsense.

@patrickjbutler the more hard line changes in social attitudes must b linked 2 poor econ,more jobless,rising prices &

Jobless man@billsackey: Pampanaa!

'i dont wanna be 20 and unemployed' shut up

I'm not unemployed btw...

Josh Brookes, 20 - UNEMPLOYED. ** Well luggy you got a job &

Evision finally let me enrol in second year. I'm no longer an unemployed waster. I'm a student waster. Again.

@davidvitty @markchapman are Chappers and Dave getting back together? Now Dave's unemployed?? #Getdaveajob

wjat if i do what i do forever im gonan be doin a high schol job forever this is what hapepns when someone says 'unemployed' i panic