News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 4

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Ctfu!!!!! “@iAm_Will4: Y she fronting? That hoe knows where Chad is. On the UNEMPLOYMENT PHONE LINE WITH ME!! Tuh.”

I want to start smoking cigars, then i'd walk around firing people...no #unemployment for you!

Gn y'all, gotta catch this unemployment office in the morning.

#LizCheneysGlobeHas High unemployment for no apparent reason

#WhatWouldSaveTheRomneyCampaign Another 6 weeks of +8% unemployment under Obama's failed policies

@andersoncooper You really don't have to leave the US to highlight so many people in need who are jobless, hungry and homeless do you?

About to hibernate. I honestly have no idea when I will emerge from my slumber. #unemployed #fuckit

Pussy in retirement, need to draw unemployment. Lol

@Bdell1014 I read that iPhone5 article...the part about government assistance is me...I collect unemployment, but I got side money tho LOL

Jacksonville has the lowest unemployment rate in the country, so wuh the fack! Is wrong with me?!

@IyerAvin So jobless on a Monday morning? :P

@brinnaa21 lol ur going to be broke soon enough. #jobless

@StephSmith470 @joshtopher or you could be like me. #everydayaweekend #jobless

are you jobless?

All I do is fuck bitches and get money! -said the jobless virgin #golfcoursetalk

Reason Unemployment 8.3% &

#oomf is VERY JOBLESS even at work.

@bos_pow big no, jobless euy :(

Subbing me abi. @TejjTejj: #oomf is VERY JOBLESS even at work.

@ltsCartman I became jobless starting this month and that's exactly what I've been doing. Also you're a fictional character. #why...?

@wilw I became jobless starting this month. Give me some tips not to turn into an alcoholic. Also, I've been drinking this whole month.

@__MyOwnBOSS tooo goonnnee! We was both gon be #Unemployed . Lol, tht boy walking pass like shit fck it, YOLO! ii was ctfuu...

@djsumie @SanoopDawg HOT TRACK! Although I had to look up vele (definition: jobless, idle or unemployed). #SOTY

Jus got word that my job mailed our unemployment check.. $600 extra dollars on top of my check this week **

Are you a #unemployed (or recently re-employed) Dad? If so I'd like to talk to you for a few articles I'm planning. Please DM me.

@PeaceUp7MileDwn unemployment lol

@ohsojoeyful I guess so... I could also get it done, and I won't have to worry about it again. Upkeep's also expensive jobless. :$

@iLONG_strokeHER lol i doubt it he jobless n shit

Whoa. Wait. Hulu has ALL the Ken Burns documentaries? I no longer fear my impending unemployment.

#YourTheBaddestBitch but your jobless ** real bad bitch

China is motorboating about Japan and needs an outlet for unemployment and economic stress. War and conquest are Chinese staples.

@ckr117 well if u get a new one lert me know. id get one but im jobless

@Ghutsy @_starkeyy we just barely moved here. He supported me for 7 months. He's only been jobless for a month lol

@Kimsfirst #obama may have said that but not with a straight face - the #unemployment % has actually gone up in the last 4 years. #romney

Walking in a Wall Street Wonderland. #Dow near record highs. Surging to levels, when #unemployment was down in 4% range. #QE3. #Obama-Bucks!

Ha im on my job &

yall are LAMMEEEE you can tell who are JOBLESS

@_Harshtags yus! What else can a jobless lass do?!

@HannahElii my unemployment..

6 years ago I was jobless in Seattle listening to The Album Leaf while blogging for pennies. Today I'm hearing them live for the first time.

Watching Empire Strikes Back because I miss the cold and tweeting about it because I'm jobless.

@AVD911 Folks that R jobless &

@Mabrickley @becca51178 @davidc615 Reagan faced double digit unemployment,18% interest rates,&

We need to take potential American jobs out of China. The unemployment rate is outrageous. #America

My days of official unemployment may be over!!!! Woohoooo!

@DirtyPonyICntW8 When it's in stores in New Zealand I definitely will :D I'll have to beg my mumma to get me a bottle since I'm jobless

@AshCrabb and yet I find, after 2 yrs if unemployment and my house on the rocks w our bank that I'm happier than ever! Weird no?

Unemployment has its advantages as far as freedom goes, but it never outweighs the money.

I feel sorry for the students in Chicago missing school, and the parents missing work to adjust. More unemployment, ya think? #BustThatUnion

@angryusa78 don't worry I don't have the ways or means to threaten you I'm just a normal jobless American

Unemployment is super nice, but i need more.

@InaGrau @heavythread me and @hellolittlelady can be your Eau Claire location! We are basically jobless

Republicans took half our unemployment benefit weeks away, you know what that means? next recession, out in the street....

Then 'unemployment' is not such a bad thing after all! @SlyMoruks20: @ercosports yes sir.

@ercosports yes. 'Unemployment' is fine,but UNEMPLOYMENT isn't.

A female can be with a jobless man forever and its called holding her man down but the moment a female lose her job she a lazy hoe.

Arab world should worry more about their massive unemployment, illiteracy rates and lack of women's rights over unwatched film #Islam

Joker is bout to realize unemployment checks only last so long. May need to start phoning some local high schools hahaha #Seminole #GoTops

There must be 100 shows about people's jobs. Ice Road Truckers, Axe Men, Dirty Jobs. Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

Difference?@SlyMoruks20: @ercosports yes. 'Unemployment' is fine,but UNEMPLOYMENT isn't.

@wanlingowl ok im worst... I need to repeat :O same shit la, need to work&

Fire all the members of #ctustrike. With unemployment north of 8%, we'd have no problem finding replacement teachers. #p2

@hitlers_Ashes fuck you stressin over these jobless, dumbass niggas for? Thought taught you better. Lol

2 broke jobless, carless muhfuckaz together wont work for me anymore... Shit is depressing n if u can't handle cash dats just as bad

Even for my fat jobless brother. And it aint even about the food it's that i'm excluded when i'm the one that goes to school and has 2 jobs

If your jobless or not in school don't follow me.

Pre-ordering the iPhone 5 with your unemployment check... Seems like a good idea. Go America!

@toriA741 that's where I'm getting my money from! #jobless haha. We can get them Tuesday? C:

1month &

I don't believe in hell, I believe in unemployment. -Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie

@Faus_The_Baus @sheri_mango more like tough love, the chick is JOBLESS

so the cheap bastards wont give him unemployment HA, think afuckinggain. fire him all you want he'll sit on his fucking ass making money

@mcuban @tonyrobbins @pierstonight We r not better off than 4 yrs ago! Seriously? Unemployment AA - credit, loss of $4k per family. Come on

@Dr447 Reduce unemployment and improve economy via foreign investment. It will leads to more cash flow from investing activities.

What if I told you the real unemployment rate is about 16%

Finding myself a job, unemployment lingering and license suspension closing in quicker.

@dodiga48 Awww well at least your making money I'm jobless :( I will probably come home for a day next weekend and if I do I'll text you

I do not understand how I'm suppose to write a radio ad script about unemployment, just doesn't make sense #thisisridiculous

@girl_chef1 @railgirl1952 @BarackObama True but only if it is in the private sector's wish to do so. If not unemployment may get worse.

@andrewrsorkin The way unemployment is calculated is Enron-like. The true % is close to 20.

@makiwa Will do wonders for unemployment numbers, eh?

@ItsAlex_Bitchh Lmao when we were still young back then and jobless Haha

Laid off just fire me so I can collect unemployment lol ip2m but then ima miss u tho

@caylaaaakins well, at least we know there'll be no unemployment for the prostitutes. #holla

Being jobless is suicide!

#unemployed Make a difference. DM me.

Only one word you need to use for your spanish culture class, unemployment grandpa locke

@danscreaton nah im a jobless hobo atm, well not entirely. I basically get the piss taken by agencies #UsedAndAbused

ok now i'm just being jobless. goodnight twitter. God bless you alll

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Somebody finna be jobless

This unemployment made me read books to kill time. A phone call that say You got the job will settle all of this killing time activities.

#HoesTwerkingFor A Ride To The Unemployment Office .

“@SwaggaLikeJamar: #HoesTwerkingFor obama to win the election .”THIS hoetwerkin4eight%unemployment across the land

@ABFalecbaldwin also after 2 years of unemployment I have an interview Tues with a non-profit who helps troubled kids. Can't wait to start.

Just deposited my last check from Denny's :'( uuuugh. I hate being Jobless

@MagicckXO @MrMavrokefalos @bmorris12 no. then a ho like you would be jobless.

@ctsa Want to solve the unemployment problem? Let's create a public works jobs program and reduce unemployment to 0%

Real unemployment is closer to 19%. Don't let the OBAMA Regime or the MSM propaganda machine tell you otherwise. Things r really that bad!