News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 54

@kylesibert Uhm the iPhone 5. If you're gonna spend money, spend a bit more. (Unemployed student talking, woho!)

BTW, class war alarmists, unemployment insurance is taxed. He's clearly not talking about people who lost jobs.

You must be jobless to go onto my phone and send those messages....

@MtownProbs I have to drive all the way to Camden for my unemployment checks.

47% of Americans are collecting unemployment, welfare, disability, SS, and love that gravy train. #FreeStuff

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@saints desperately need a guy to stretch field. I repeat, @terrellowens is still unemployed!

U.N in a report says that President Jonathan's economic policy is failing. Nigeria's unemployment rate has increased in d last 2 years.

@alanhinton11 Also you're assuming that money will go towards unemployment or something, but how about paying down debt instead?

@petedominick ..and how much of that 47% is the unemployed, currently looking for jobs. Isn't it about the economy?

@nofcorr Unemployment looks fun.

@politico Do the math, 47% of the people is ten times the number of people unemployed eh?

I need a job...but I also need that unemployment check, even though I still get my Army check.

Hally just got a job and this bitch is still unemployed

Oh joy. unemployment is dicking me around for doing my shoot, Uhg

@ntaylorcollins We were thinking that if enough unemployed people die from laughing at #SNL, we will fulfill our campaign promises on #jobs.

#LiesPeopleTell Spending almost a trillion dollars on shovel ready jobs will keep unemployment below 8% #tcot

If you buy the I phone 5 and don't have a car, still at your mothers house, in debt, or unemployed ur priorities are shot

Were playing at Fresno &

@bvazquez7 someone has to clean up @BarackObama's mess. This election should be about one thing: Jobs!! Unemployment over 8% for 43 months

@IamEnidColeslaw Oh, so in other words, UNEMPLOYED.

@jussVictoria: I kinda felt like oomf Juss tried to emphasize work like i was unemployed or some shit...lol

@xelamak @fraserlizzy made it to Auckland, first day of unemployment started well with poached eggs on toast. #couldgetusedtothis

#MittRomney, held on to his dad's boot straps, married a still unemployed, barefooted, Ann Romney. Sucked at governor. Baptized dead people.

Unemployed. No more RIM job for me

Youth unemployment was high before 2008 &

Since moms got cut off unemployment, she been in my pockets deep. Smh! But I can't tell her no.

Under Jonathan's watch, nigeria's unemployment rate rises from 21.1% in 2010 to 23.9% in 2011.

I am officially unemployed, until tomorrow!

I refuse to be like some of these 16 + year olds that are car &

@jimiuorio Wouldn't take it personally... Prob all unemployed.

@chlo_sarah Yeah may have to drop my gym membership cos of potential unemployment tho. I'm sure I'll come up with something :)

“@GhettoUberfacts: CHECK OUT MY NEW MIXTAPE = I'm unemployed, please let me know if anyone's hiring.”

American Workers have you SEEN the unemployment rates? American workers indeed...YOU HAVE FAILED @barackobama

Officially unemployed please can anyone spare me some change will dance for money, but I'm sick at it to open your wallets

@UOldfield unemployment at its highest in europe. interest rates rocket high in Spain, Greece etc. low economic growth? anymore?

@StephLeigh_ She's gonna end up jobless with herpes lololol.

@stephdlteezyyy awh yuup tht's everywhere right now I might as well be unemployed -,- and check your dm's right meeow

@IamNashef nah not yet, tmrw (or its today) lol is my final discussion, and I hv a fiinal exam on the 28th. Then helloo unemployment! Lolol

@Hogtrough It's not someone else's fault debt rose 5.4 trillion, Unemployment rate rose to 8.1%, 6.4 more Americans are now in poverty.

@GhettoUberfacts: CHECK OUT MY NEW MIXTAPE = I'm unemployed, please let me know if anyone's hiring. LOOL

Baby daddy! “@someecards: Sorry you've accomplished even less in the last year than a bunch of unemployed protesters.”

Lol roughly 13% of the US is retired, 8% are unemployed. There's 21% of your 47, without even discussing the poor.

Jobless once again, fighting with the boyfriend, feeling impending doom, 19$ to my name, nothing on tv! #Monday #

I heard that film also caused the economy to tank, gas prices to rise, increased health care cost and massive unemployment, who'da guessed

“@DRUDGE_REPORT: Two American companies lay off hundreds as military uniforms to be made by prison labor.. Longer unemployment lines, again

@mattyh_21 no NHL players, but I expect them to arrive soon to the unemployment huddle in the park.

@DLoesch @KeithOlbermann Keith is riding 96 mon of unemployment and his self-massages/journal keeping qualify him for welfare assistance.

If this guy had enough time to write 4 pages for unemployment, he could have just found an actual job in that time. #damn #bittermuch?

@colton_2 so you don't need your truck so you're obviously still unemployed #hurtbag

TEACHERS: Never accept long-term sub job w/ no contract. It's walk on short pier. Learned the hard way. Time for unemployment &

@SargentoPintoo lmfao I was getting unemployment so I was recovering

So much to pay for by the end of senior year #unemployed

The report shows that about one in four Nigerians are currently unemployed, also Nigeria has d highest number of youth unemployment rate in

@MensHumor BJ, TJ, HJ, AJ lf everyone pick a job.. Unemployment rate will change n some ppl will be happy, some other will make money..

Its almost like people who are unemployed live better lives than a lot of people who are employed.

@NotThePappy I know of a few but they're mindless, jobless, at times homeless, etc. I mean some real live Allahu Akbar terrorists.

Hey hipsters, stop spending your unemployment and welfare money on tattoos. I pay for that shit!

I also like to replace all of the call to action frat statues with future unemployment.

You aint jobless,you can't stop working on urself.

#imthepersonwho paid yo lightbill when u was jobless

I think @KeithOlbermann may be the only person unemployed by his own hand, rather than Obama's. Congrats!

You know the groups Romney didn't need to ensure victory? Seniors and the unemployed.

#ObamaMustGoBecause There have been 43 straight months of unemployment @ 8% #wherearethejobs #jobs

@SpeakerBoehner BOEHNER DOES NEED TO COWBOY UP. CAUSE U CAN BE VOTED OUT TOO. CAUSE UR NOT DOING THAT GOOD OF JOB. WAKE UP OR UR UNEMPLOYED

@Mr_Pacquiao no cuz I ain't graduate nor am I unemployed I'm just sayinggg

@ConnorSpeno under a rock of unemployment and grief hahha

has got to be the only person in my year jobless

@NHS_BBT thanks! was also wondering if you're successful at stage 3 GP selection centre but do not get BBT post are you jobless or a GPST1?

Don't worry guys, Romney feels your pain. He's unemployed too.

Encouraging entrepreneurs to start up small businesses is one of the most important ways to counter unemployment. Agree?...

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed. . .

You know you're unemployed when you don't know the day of the week #EverydayIsAWeekend

Idk why I’m so sad I haven’t even been unemployed for a week yet I wish I could still work at da salon

8 more working days until official unemployment #becomingapirate

@Sirtilar u ar just jobless. Wel twiter go employ you. Keep it up. My current state no fi permit me do that kind thing.

@GregMitch Is this all you got! Obama has given us high unemployment, obscene deficit spending, housing underwater, failed foreign policy.

How much more debt

Oh Good so he won't remain UnEmployed 4 long…“@TheHenry: Obama:'If Republicans want me2 walk the dog or wash their car, I'm happy to do it'”

Well, it's official. The grants that funds me wasn't renewed. I'm prob unemployed at the end of the month.

@Anti_Joke_Apple: What do you call a Mexican without a Lawnmower? Unemployed. @ThatDudeRashid

Nigeria has the highest number of youth unemployment rates in sub- saharan Africa with 37.7%. Two in five of Nigerians youths are unemployed

I called for changes to the Education system in a youtube video in light of the growing Youth Unemployment. This is too far. #NewsNight

@barbarascully @rtefrontline good way to avoid the real news, unemployment, health, clerical abuse, economy....

The problem w/the middle class isn't taxation, it's unemployment, rising cost of living, &

By Romney's logic it's in Democrats interests to ensure the number of 'entitled' poor and unemployed is as high as possible.

I want a job. Why can't I get a job? Im ugly? I'm destined to be unemployed forever? God hates me?

Unemployment rate drops due to thousands leaving the workforce, thus validating the Obama strategy of putting unemployed on SS Disability!

I tend to get a bit anti-semitic when I'm unemployed since I already have all the jewish Holidays off #Roshhashanah

53% of me was forced to be unemployed so that leaves me with 47% relying on the govt. Per Romney.

Fallacy: 12.4 million people are unemployed. Only 4.7M are since we don't recognize unemployed as an issue below 5 percent. Kind of a shame.

@DLoesch @KeithOlbermann He can only thank his arrogant self for being unemployed!

I suppose I'll take a break from reading about zombie combat strategies and train some Pokemon. Ah the free time of the unemployed.

@andersoncooper there are people who are paid to check but i guess they'd rather be on unemployment cuz they're bout to get booted

@Mistah_FixIt @BigJakerz No president has ever been re-elected with an unemployment above 7.5%, either. Whoever wins, history will be made.

Am I the only one who sees the irony of mitt Romney saying the unemployment rate is to high? #Bain

@spalinastone @bfor3_35 Unemployment remains above 8%

What do females see in light skinned dread heads with tattoos all over? Other than a future of waiting at the unemployment line...

So poverty wages a reason for freezing benefits for unemployed. #torylogic #disgraceful #newsnight

People who type out the entire *laugh out loud* clearly don't know the concept time is money... they're also probably unemployed &