News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 14

Unemployment falls to 8 pct in June in Turkey

According to this letter from the DWP I am now employed by the United Nations. Oh, wait... It says Unemployed.

@Meera_mukundh Favourite is like handjob and retweet is like blowjob Iam unemployed.. need both the Jobs !!

Damn TL extra extra dry...no early birds?...-_- jobless fucks

@foxandfriends and he WONDERS why he is unemployed? WOW!

The life of the jobless out all wknd Jeremy Kyle BBQ ribs for dinner here I am stuck in my cage doing a 12 hour shift #getmeonthedole :)

Why do people who are unemployed and out of school hate mondays? Not like y'all are doing anything but sitting on your asses anyways...

@Mr_Ance unemployed at home watching jeremy kyle... Your life loool

I really don't know what to do ATM! I'm very confused career wise. **** #jobless #confused

COSATU's really not bothered about youth unemployment nhe! When will Patrick Craven go into retirement, iintanga zakhe zigcakamele ilanga?

@foxandfriends no wonder that kid is unemployed.

Retrenchment, unemployment, unfair dismissals &

@FallonKayeX I know, it was my job to make it tidy for the morning? HELL NO I didnt get paid enough to do that! I'd rather be jobless ha xxx

@b2sl2s Well Im just gonna look all this week because Im skint now.Cant stay jobless for too long.I could come up but I wouldn't be drinking

thats wia to rest after active years of fruitful hurstle@seunwills: Buh Civil servants re d most jobless people mehn! Sit-sleep-gist

I just turned the channel on the show, you just had the worst possible guest. I know why that #college grad is unemployed...#Moron.

I do not believe that the reason this guy on @foxandfriends is unemployed has ANYTHING to do with Obama lol. Y'all try way too hard

@FoxNews is going to regret that interview. Did anyone screen the unemployed college kid?

@talkSPORTDrive billy davies still unemployed. #toomuchbaggage

@missjoylynmay #warren is never unemployed

@CorinaVasilopou @tinathem Do you think with unemployment at 1.5M, the country can cope with so many foreigners?

@Thuwein i believe leaders r nt serious....if it would be me i would start tackling youth unemployment....

@Talkmaster Wow!! He's unemployed? I'm shocked!!

British Social Attitudes finds 62% think unemployment benefits too high. But how many knew only ?71 per week (?56 if under-25)? #welfare 1/2

@foxandfriends I think we figured out why #Max is unemployed...

“@Pedlar7: @Ericatwitts who was the interview with ?” this young man who voted 4 Obama that is now unemployed &

@FoxNews what the heck was with that unemployed college kid!!!

@BarackObama SO SAD BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT THE HIGHEST AND STILL THE BLACKS ARE BRAINWASHED BY U JUST B CUZ YOUR SKIN IS BLACK SAD @MittRomney

@foxandfriends (the college grad who was living at home intvw) I know HS dropouts more mature that'll that kid! no wonder he's unemployed

Former Obama voter, unemployed grad, voting for Romney... But in his heart, def still Obama Voter. Bless his heart. @FOXNews blooper

Why do you want experienced bowlers for getting belted this way? We tweeps are anyway jobless and ready for the bowler slots.! Wassay ppl?

As sad as it is I would be more financially stable if I was unemployed&

One n a half more days of being an unemployed bum left #noo

@foxandfriends I think I figured out why Max was unemployed.

Sniff An Unemployment Line Of Cocaine.

Woweee, the interview with an unemployed college grad was a nightmare for Gretchen Carlson on Fox and Friends. Producers you rock. #FoxNews

University: just the same as being unemployed but your parents are proud of you. ^^

@BrunoMars Hi Bruno,i am a unemployed songwriter and I would love you to listen to my demo recording sometime.thxs a million Andrew Nemeth

@foxandfriends gretchen you are a class act. The kid was a jerk. Now interview the hpefully unemployed producer for putting the moron on TV

Taught with a sore throat today. On an unrelated note, what do you call a teacher with no voice? Unemployed.

@KimbRothschild I'm broken and I'm unemployed. I don't need your love. All I need is your money!

Deserted Main Street

Suck being jobless.

@HarlzQuinn: @Mr_Ance unemployed at home watching jeremy kyle... Your life loool Mugged me right off lool waiting for that phone call haha

@punjabiidli jobless ho? Need somebody to fight?

@Plannergrrrl i have a new job but i dont start til 24th, so this week i'm 'unemployed'

@foxandfriends @fox&

Town with my jobless best mate lol

If every one man band took on an Apprentice, if it were simple to do so. Then half our unemployed would be back to work almost over night!

First morning unemployed and what am I doing? On fucking WorldStar....

@Quaylie_91 anytime seen as I'm unemployed x

@foxandfriends Interesting interview with that unemployed crazy. Who did he fool to get on with Grethen? She handled it very well!

I WANNA GET FIRED AND COLLECT UNEMPLOYMENT SO I CAN FOCUS ON MY ART CAREER

@HotlineReid #HotlineSort Or maybe put some unemployed people to work cutting the grass at O'Hare?

@NikkiKerrdashy I'm still in bed. Just lazing around at the moment. Day 1 of unemployment.

#scrutiny on #brighton Council Tax Scheme powerful contribution from Womens Centre and Unemployed Families Project. proud of #advice sector

MT @liverpoolpoets: #bsa29 British Social Attitudes Survey graphically framing the unemployed, rings alarm bells: t.co/7sb0JY6t

@gretchencarlson You handled that so called unemployed crazy very well. Oh well, it's live T.V.! Keep up the good work.

@AsandaMbetshe Concern is Decent Jobs. Odd if daughter employment leads to father unemployment

“hitting non-operating owners hardest

Forcing people to stay in school until they're 18 is just another scam to make youth unemployment appear artificially low.

Unemployed college grad Romney voter on @FOXNews : I wonder if discovering you're manic-depressive on live TV ever happened before? Sad

According the 2012 BSA: 59% back unemployment benefit, compared to 88% a decade ago. The media's demonization campaign has been successful.

@BBCPropaganda Youth unemployment rose fastest under #Labour when they were spending in the 'false' boom years

@fayebaye We can have lunch together when i'm unemployed in a couple of weeks. (Y)

Been lookin for work for 2 years.. Unemployed AZFUK

Expanding the universities sector in the 1990s was also a scam to make youth unemployment appear artificially low.

The way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga.. though im still unemployed

Expanding the public sector was also a scam to make unemployment, especially among the young, appear artificially low.

@JoeBiden I pledge to help them get unemployment compensation just like the rest of us!

@sonnyverse @quibtheotheri I dnt know nak pro it seems lyk you're enjoying ur unemployed status.iba p rin na u have work and ur earning.

@dpn78 I know what you mean, but if exposing themselves ruled a politician out of consideration.. there'd be a lot of unemployed pollies.

Unemployed college grad Romney voter on @FOXNews : There is hope to win! GOP will get part of idiot vote, too, this time!

@Cornishview True. Youth unemployment is mainly caused by immigration, but do you trust C4 to say that?

@jonsnowC4 At last the young unemployed have a voice

*listens to Marvin Gaye to comfort self in the face of rapidly approaching unemployment*

@georgemilnes George, I assume you're still unemployed. Do you think a prospective employer would be impressed if he Googled your name? #EDL

@Panesar6 Don't babes me you jobless yob.

@foxandfriends Yes the Mid-east Obama mess is being covered up by the Adm. Amb. Rice was made to look stupid like the unemployed guy!

First question from macro class how can students avoid frictional unemployment? Answers #Ryerson2016 #Ryerson #ICON

Should be getting ready to go to work now #unemployed

.@museum_news would be good to look at how recently unemployed professionals (any age) position themselves to get back into a job.

@jonsnowC4 Right so what about all the adults that are unemployed as well?

Unemployed college grad Romney voter on @FOXNews : oh great! Now everybody is voting for Romney! I'm voting for... Roseanne Barr then!

@shafrazlk its quite funny :) as if there is a lot of jobless people in #colombo :) @sanjaymanjrekar

sometimes theres a perk to being unemployed ... #HalfWayUpASausageTM

@Anarchist74 given that the unemployment %age of the unemployed skillful local academics has increased after the crackdown

@dapsyy wetin dey worry U dis jobless omo brother wole nau

@CocoGuiraud ah but what happens to a unemployed sinister self pleasuring monkey ?answers on postcard 10 downing st

@bebego_ SERIUS FIX LULUS BE !? SELAMAT ! NOW YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A JOBLESS PIECE OF SHIT. GET A JOB!

I hate Mondays so much. Kidding! I'm unemployed!

@eurocrat We have an asymmetry in labour supply due to our native yet global language. Isle of Man outside the EU has unemployment of 2.3%

@jonsnowC4 It isn't just the young - I'm 50 and have been unemployed for 15 months :( !!

@RossJTTaylor91 mate shut up #jobless #skint

I feel like the #Chicago teachers should all be fired. I know plenty of unemployed teachers who would gladly work.

I think it's funny that the bus stop is right in front of the unemployment office lol.

@sdoocy Tell Carlson she did the exact right thing shutting down that unemployed crazy. And get her on her Tweeter account!

@ecosocialism I'd rather solve unemployment thru work that produces wealth. Slash regulations and taxes. Get back to being America.

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@steveplrose @boycottworkfare If there were no unemployed, taxes would not be lowered, they would still go up, like petrol