News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.09.12 Part 56

#LT KISS the shit if you have to, but If you mess up twice I'll have your ass in the unemployment line picking up that welfare check!

#ObamaMustGoBecause 23 Million Unemployed, 16 Trillion in Debt, Bad foreign policy, divisive policies, and we are not a socialist country.

Not to enter a political debate,but lately Ive seen rising gas prices &

@SnideRogue is that you unemployed now ?

Bush tax cuts? Job Creators? “@m4zdaman: #ObamaMustGoBecause There have been 43 straight months of unemployment @ 8% #wherearethejobs #jobs”

@InManibusDei again, this has nothing to do with the Moody's downgrade, as 8% unemployment was an improvement from GWB's mess.

@_zdeem HOORAY! Both going to be unemployed. My last one is Saturday.

Maybe 47% pay no income taxes because they can claim their unemployment insurance as carried interest from their offshore accounts?

Many of the people who pay no income are people who, in fact, have no income: the unemployed. The ones Romney wants to put back to work

So i see Rodney Marsh is out looking for followers then. Then again, what else would he be doing. Unemployed.

@BarackObama We cannot keep moving towards rising unemployment, stagnant growth, and declining incomes. The economy is in neutral or reverse

Looking forward to my high school reunion to see the douchey jocks bald, fat, unemployed &

@LOLGOP Or what about the people who are unemployed, and have no income? LEECHES!

The biggest lies the media are telling us: 1) this is a recession not a depression 2) unemployment is 8.something% - it's more like 19%

@brady_cremeens We have only 63% in the labor force

I can NEVER EVER understand this whole baby making by our people particularly on those who r unemployed/homeless/poor/teens

@LisainBuffalo @adamfeuerstein so being Harvard Review Editor is the path 2b uber-rich? I know many unemployed Harvard Hotshots..LOL.

@ChuckNellis Medicare should Be a voucher system, cut unemployment benefits to 6 months max, let bush tax cuts expire, simplify tax code

@woodstockjag Employment is cheaper than unemployment. Give poor people money and they spend it, generating demand for goods and tax revenue

@owillis Mitt's right on the Democrat base. Unemployed people shouldn't be allowed to vote

@GarryPride Employment isn't always better value than unemployment. Using more resources badly is worse than using fewer resources well.

@SDarwin17 sorry:) unemployed?!oh dear you'll be on jk next

@LovelyLioness23 right now i will settle w no idea as u put in than obama's causing unemployments, debts, poverty, chaosn etc

Might be jobless in a few days. Awesome....

Got a job on the unemployment line,Help us cause were doin our best.Man these times are hard&

Sorry, Mitt. You shouldn't have been such a transparent ass on the same day I realized how soon I'll be unemployed.

Selling bud is not the solution to unemployment

Did I mishear or did IDS say having to apply for universal benefit online will help unemployed learn vital IT skills? Was cooking at time.

Oomf can talk bout bitches 4 Africa...jobless Ass!!!

@jamisonfoser Agreed. Unemployment has been +8% for 43 months and yet Romney still won't tell us his 1993 tax deductions. WHY!?

Unemployment has driven me to be quite the cook, tonight is creamy roasted tomato &

The occupy wall street protest this year looks like it's made up mostly of people whose unemployment hasn't run out.

@Foxyzombie: @ilovebigberdie At work. :( I'm newly unemployed. So stuck at home mode ako. Refer me? Hahaha... - convergys! Bet?

The way she says my name makes me feel like im that nigga, and im still unemployed....

So far my google search box has NYC unemployment and IHoP as it's most recent searches. Send help.

Well damn. ****“@DJMAMICUTZ: One of my ex's need to stop actin like she rich, she lives w her jobless girl n welfare pays for rent.”

@UrboyDammyDace Oomf can talk bout bitches 4 Africa...jobless Ass!!!less subbing

I'M TIRED OF THE UNEMPLOYED LIFE , I'm dropping my resume off at Freshco just now

Plot twist: unemployment has to do with the fact that they're bad employees.

Enjoying unemployment t.co/esKz5xlu

@NeenOfHearts One person is dead, many more INNOCENT CHINESE ppl are now jobless, ruined, or carless. The protests are hypocritical

@CJMortimer oh, ok so youth unemployment, got it. Is Paxman generally not sympathetic?

The 47% that don't pay taxes? a) Its federal taxes b) DirtPoor(15), Retired(13), Unemployed(9), Disabled(5), Students(3), Misc(2) ...

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga...even though I'm still unemployed

Yes! “@ChuckNellis: P.S. Obama not only sucks, our economy sucks, unemployment sucks, inflation sucks, high gas prices suck &

@dianemccullagh #jobless

@DoItTheRightRAE man what. Had like 8 interviews this summer. Still jobless

Cause I'm not jobless 3-| “@YES_ItsDavid: @Nashiao_ lool why wont you ? :p”

@BarackObama Barack Obama, keeping our unemployed here at home

anotha day, anotha dolla. but in my case no dolla because I'm unemployed.

@andybarber91 @andy_peebs how about jury service for unemployed, more useful than workfare. And pay minimum wage or above as well.

“@David4May: So i see Rodney Marsh is out looking for followers then. Then again, what else would he be doing. Unemployed.”

ohmygod. I don't have to go to work again ** #unemployed #yay

#BitchesOutHereTwerkinFor rides to the unemployment office

@joelleadbeater I watch a lot of ready steady cook now I'm unemployed. Glad it's starting to pay off.

Steak with asparagus and baked potato is how pimps start their day. Unemployed, overweight, starving artist pimps.

Raping the unemployed won't affect the Tories because the poor don't even vote according to rees-mogg. Unbelievable #newsnight

An 'acceptable' level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

@marycathdoucet what are you taking , intro to unemployment

Baffled at how people round here that are unemployed with no ambition are convinced that they will be rich. Life doesn't work like that!

Two ratchet bitches on unemployment that's that shit I don't like

@juliatriez If I had a job, I might consider it, but given my current unemployment, I can't afford $420 a year. #sadlife

goin on a year and a half unemployed. who fell off? lls ..with that said most niggas wouldnt b tweetn period

The new educational 'reforms' will drive unemployment figures down?

@kevin_selfridge haha I guess he'll be jobless for a while

@DLoesch @keitholbermann now he can get 99 weeks of unemployment!! Lol, progressive liser

@Caissie @MittRomney everyone who's working poor or unemployed must vote Barack. I mean really!

No longer unemployed .. Not a loser anymore ha

@xTheSweetest_: I really can't deal with this unemployed mess. I don't see how people do it. I b sayin da same thing. #laziness

gas $4.00/gallon, 23,000,000 unemployed, 17,000,000,000,000 debt...can America afford 4 more years of Obama?

People who dont vote and are eligible to vote this yr better shut their mouth when taxes go up, funds get cut and unemployment rises

*reinstalls sims on computer just in time for imminent unemployment*

@buymoriaking Agreed. Baffling to see current GOP direction. If they can't win with unemployment @ 8% and debt sky high then how are....

Actual number of people receiving some form of non-unemployment benefit welfare: less than 10% of the population.

@MittRomney Q: Did you hear about Obama's plan to end unemployment? A: He's gonna expand the NBA to 32,000 teams!

Poll Question To Elderly, Veterans, Parents of Disabled Children, Unemployed: How do you feel about Mitt Romney calling you a Moocher?

#liesyouthoughtweretrue.David Cameron being serious about fixing unemployment.

«American Prison Labor Means Longer Unemployment Lines»

@EmploymentBar Um, my Dad was a right wing Tory MP. I'm an unemployed solicitor failing to live on 71 pounds a week. I don't watch Newsnight

If you listen to Waka Flocka, Gucci Mane, or Chief Keef daily I will assume you're unemployed.

@J_Delta88 if they can twerk they ain't got no business unemployed!!

the best tax plan no one seems to understand put the unemployed back to work collect their taxes not tax the working to death WTFU idiots

Before: Low pay, so get MA. After: $50k student debt, unemployed due to severe cuts in social service programs. Sigh. #WeAreTheLazy47Percent

@luigimakubex they just lazy...I can't believe this country has high unemployment rate yet ppl who work are really stupid and unhelpful

@GroverNorquist good people will be hired. Unemployment will go down.

#Dartmoornews Mr Cameron revealed today after we have culled the badgers ive got a great idea about how deal with unemployment #bbcnews

Its amazing how a multi million dollar company fires someone for a stupid reason and doesnt want to pay them unemployment

The idea of making exams harder is surely going to mean that unemployment is going to rise

@bufordvonstomp @andybarber91 that could feasibly work. But it becomes tricky when you say only unemployed people become jurors

.@MittRomney it also raises taxes on the elderly, students, the unemployed, and the working poor. F*ck you, you out-of-touch asshat.

@Charlieottweet jobless? Thats a joke right

@Okwonga amazing how grainy photos of a topless unemployed woman rivet the attention of all, but nobody will care about this until it's gone

Morning.Tuesday.Jobless.Get in bed again.Sleep.

On one hand, Mitt Romney may have said something embarrassing. On the other hand, 8% unemployment...for four more years. #PickOne

`Her Boyfriend Ths Her Boyfriend Tht Shut Yo Theifen Ass Up Yo Nigga Jobless Hoe !

I'm so used to getting what I want, when I want it...unemployment is really screwing with my lifestyle **

** Ugh, the life of a jobless muhhfucka.

welcome to the unemployed

I'll be unemployed in 1.5 weeks. Scary thought.

@jessiqueeee .....being unemployed means I'm always available and always willing to listen to you :)