News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 18.08.12 Part 7

@CuppaT2 So did Keating at one stage: unemployment and interest rates and I think also inflation.

@JohnFugelsang People want to see #paulryan shirtless. I want to see him #jobless!

Am not jobless am tweeting

“@NigelLatta: Drugs for unemployed? In Huxley's Brave New World drugs given to employed as holidays

@jillianblackall Only once have unemployment, interest rates and inflation all been in double-digits simultaneously. Under treasurer Howard.

@TheSuitMastor What do you mean? I need to get like you I'm still in the unemployed % of the pop

@BrianaSmithb nothing.....being a jobless crazy! :)

@cimorelli_13 DM checked haha I'm a jobless pig

That Adidas Originals commercial makes me cry... #Jobless

All the shows I wanna go to will cost $85, not including merch, and I'm unemployed. Please someone hire me before I cry myself to death.

@writestuffla Why not Fund-raise for someone else when your unemployed/no one wants to hire you? There's only so much on daytime TV/netflix

@Mitesh_Soni111 Have a Parsi New year holiday ...And I am jobless.. instead of studying for the exam i am tweeting :/

Summer is almost over in like 2 weeks and guess what I'm still fuckin jobless -_-

Fuck as soon as midnight hits imma be unemployed:/ fuck it school comes first.

@JeffGordonStore @JeffGordonWeb sorry Jeff I Can't afford even 1 of your free hats after 10+years unemployed.

Drug dealer is the same as unemployed.

i could have grew up to be an uneducated , pregnant , unemployed , broke & salty hoe .. but i jumped on another path

Wish I made money by being unemployed

@Monica_Asensio there is! I have it. Its called unemployment.

Being unemployed=no money. Being able to give a middle finger of the size if eifel tower to every monday= priceless!

@UN -Status Quo..vs. Sweden. ..or a putt. Swedish Taxes.. fakes in swede job center. Admitted by local boss.. 8-protected. Unemployment hi.

@omarc24 but I'm jobless? Lol

I haven't seen the unemployed in months my life has no meaning what is this dammit

I swear people on twitter think they go hard...u dont go hard when ur jobless and use ur mommys money to buy stuff smh

@Brewkenstein Hahah I pity you ! :D Benefits of being unemployed you see :P

Well the more is Now a question to the finance and other leaders, we common people pay taxes and then what? When jobless how to survive?More

Unemployment isnt that low, the global average is #auspol

@rongid1 well I hate to break it to you but you're jobless not me haha

But in other news it's so nice to not have to work!!! #unemployed #studentlife

Unemployed?? Not if you count how I work it #YeahIJustSaidThat

I hate when guys call truly independent women gold diggers then wife up unemployed uneducated women with sugar daddies. Smh. Sigh.

It's gonna feel great to finally sleep in tomorrow and not go to work! #jobless #quit haven't slept in in a longtime

I'm going to sleep on you timeline Unlike y'all I am SUPER JOBLESS. -_-

Causing my mom stress, high blood pressure, making her work overtime cuz he's jobless. He's so worthless. No one here even likes him.

But now that I'm unemployed I have all the time in the world.... *sigh

Welp, jobless and homeless. #yaylife

@mimaelle well i'm jobless now LOL so whenever you want

@Buckhead_Betty that's a trained killa, he ain't going nowhere!! broke niggaz unemployed my stash house uh make ya nervous

the way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed

Black Broke unemployed college grad watching ghetto fights on worldstar, I have officially arrived...all I need is a blunt n few baby mamas

#WhatMakesMeMad not having any school to go to for now #NothingToDo #Jobless

Nothing is more persuasive than math.@BarackObama has added more debt, increased unemployment and food stamp enrollments @Obama2012 @OFA_PA

@Suleenx3 Bitches gon be payin in food stamps & in unemployment checks lmfao

@MarsCuriosity curiosity can you find 20plus million unemployed hard working americans jobs there,hopefully we fund you long enough

@Stephhaniee___ have you started your work at maccas? because im broke and jobless. i wont have a job till (probably) next year

@Kaitlynfariaa Wow, forever unemployed..no one wants you!! Lol maybe Karm and I can treat you out...EVEN KARM HAS A JOB SMH

No country for willingly unemployed niggas.

damn...!...jobless for 3 months and when the season starts, i find myself out of town... #FML #BangaloreGunners

@Alisha_basel Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind #shit #jobless

68% of men would date an unemployed woman, 85% of women would not date an unemployed man

Whats better? Being Unemployed or being in the wrong job..... #confused

@divakarssathya @dkmohanty carping indeed! D conduct rules clearly say official email I'd can be used for personal use. Divakar is jobless

Shout out to all the broke people who are unemployed! I feel chu brutha.

Jobless people STOP FIGHTING!!! ARRRGGHH!!:O Coz of u i CAN'T TEXT anyone for the next 15 DAYS!!!:O

WASSUP? Gas prices, food prices, unemployment, deficit, debt. Fed up? #tcot

@Majin_Wes no way. I'd be unemployed and chilling in a ditch somewhere if that was the case. I'm chill af with priorities. You know.

Not being able to afford to go to the Dave Chappelle shows in Toronto next week is for sure a bummer of the whole unemployment thing…

@YoungBrandy call me! I'm jobless and would love it

Solano county got tha highest unemployment rate in cali! Dats jus sad! If u in that county n unemployed they talkin bout u ctfu

If a bowl full of wafers, undisputed control over the TV remote control & unemployment can't make you happy, nothing can.

Unemployed for 2 days and I already forget what day it is. Can someone tell me what day it is? Because I'm pretty sure it's not potato.

Younger voters R waking up 2 the mess of the past 4 years

@GovChristie 9.8% Unemployment in New Jersey. You should eat the unemployed. No Gun Grabbing Sharia Loving Liberal Republicans in 2016!

Unemployment rates rise in US election swing states

Buh what's this impostor up to sef??? Useless and jobless people! @Tontolet: If u follow @tonteedike U can nvr get a follow bck frm Mii*

What about @BarackObama's dishonesty? No budget, no plan to curtail unemployment, but plenty of sucking up for votes. @Obama2012

@omamofe_Daniels. It is u dat is ashamed of ya destiny. U must hv been really jobless for u to start a fight on twitter

This summer I played catch up cuz I was jobless for a year... next summer tho... I'm everywhere!! Balling. Outta. Control.

@jebhoneyman Reduction in buying power decreases demand for goods, and that leads to an increase in unemployment. We are witnessing it now.

@ZooeyDeschanel @pantene haha! So your curing cancer by washing your hair but what about all the unemployed hairdressers? You don't care!

You're 18, an alcoholic, homeless, unemployed, and no longer have a car. I see you've met my friend called karma :) #suckstobeyou

@jebhoneyman Unemployment rose last month in 44 states

Many British - people are unemployed and aren't seeking employment, preffering to lie in and sponge off the state....

the Election is going to be about Obama's unemployment vs Romney's tax unreleasement

@ThisisSirish Everyday I am fighting for mega family with tons of stupid fans of u-know-who, sigh!! They're so jobless.

Thanks Obama for lowering the unemployment rate like you said when you first took office...NOT. Mitt Romney you have my vote.

@KaySexwale @clarencesdb hugging! Assomblif tog ! That won't put food on the lips of the homeless nor income for the unemployed!

I'm kind-off jobless dis morning

Democrats use New Jersey job-loss data to pounce on Christie New Jersey lost 12,000 jobs in July and the state's unemployment rate reache

@ChipoFiercee lmao.. Am jobless right now till sept.. Pretty much I only do special events.. K. No more tweet 2night.

OMFG HAHAH @RascistJokes: What's long and black? The unemployment line.

Im unemployed and jus kick it everyday. fuck a job... i jus tweet

All roads blocked in Blore from Mekhri circle cuz of some stupid politicians rally jobless people

My phone is being stalked as I Tweet by a beige midget! & he is angry cuz Santa cuz his Unemployment SHORT! #PunIntended

@NBCLA One thing I know for sure, the unemployment rate DOUBLED in my house on Wednesday. :-/

I am a currently unemployed high school drop out. Of course I know my way around a fucking microwave.

@masterwaffle I WAS GONNA WATCH THE MOVIES WHEN I WAS UNEMPLOYED BUT NOW WHOOPS

Mention Random Shit Like Dodge, Nickelodeon, Jobless, Hobo, Funny Tweets. 1.)Random Ppl Follow You 2.)Don't Follow Back 3.)+1 Follower

wow. Interesting. “@presidentdiary: If unemployment were calculated the same way as prior to 1994 the unemployment rate would be 22.5%.”

Terry G should go and sweep a market square. That niccur is totally jObLesS!!

Will work for unemployment.

UPA Govt has decided to offer various jobs to jobless guys. They will be counting currency notes collected from coal scam & give to CAG.

I don't wanne be useless person, who jobless no no thanks

I hate when people complain about their jobs..seriously, there are so many people unemployed so, shut up and appreciate what you have! #geez

It doesn't count as being an unemployed degenerate if it's the weekend. This is the time I blend.

Often we are anxious to get the job and once we have it we aren't too cooperative and not true team players. We forgot being jobless.

I am officially UNEMPLOYED

running a training morning for potential new staff,50% of them don't pitch.theres no unemployment problems in Sa,theres lazy problems!

@OsmondNews I would love too but I am unemployed and can't afford it