News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 18.08.12 Part 4

I am a very happy girl. I got my unemployment!

@ByronJim2 @laurenmarie10 Yeah! Obama GDP Growth 6%...Same point under Reagan: 18.5%...8.3% unemployment, 2 million less in workforce #Good

Too hate my life 4 days a week for not so many doll hairs and stress on my whip or ride the unemployment train?? #ihatedecisions

.@demsforprogre You mean I fail to use fabricated #s that completely ignore those w/ exhausted unemployment checks or underemployed? Guilty!

#ObamaSoftBallQuestions more vital to your re-election unemployment rates or George Clooney

OBAMA SENDS JOB BILL=GOP STRIKES IT DOWN.THATS Y UNEMPLOYMENT IS UP.WE WILL VOTE ALL GOP MEMBERS OUT COME NOVEMBER!THEN WILL PASS THE JOBS!

@luke_augustus I'm not. I just told a guy I'd suck the unemployment off his dick.

If you really practise what you preach then you're a jobless man.

I'll just stay jobless and certificatless for the rest of my life. House mum or trophy wife.

OMG I FINALLY GOT MY UNEMPLOYMENT ABOUT DAMN TIME OMG I CAN BREATHE FINALLY

@_haylaay I wish xD I'm beyond broke & jobless :/

Who wants to get me a job, I like to shop way too much to be jobless...

After this job im collecting unemployment fck it

Get offended at the unemployment rate muhfucka.

Im getting a car for my bday i might as well be carless if gas is gonna be this high and im jobless :-(

Apparently, Obama won't care/notice until unemployment rises in all 57 states ..

Shaved the haggard unemployment beard, kept the moustache. I grow one good moustache a year and I think it's that time again

“@NotSethLoudon: sniff an unemployment line of cocaine” Da fuuuhhhh

Woman admits role in helping murderer collect unemployment benefits while behind bars #IHateTimWaterman

I could be poor, homeless, jobless, whatever. All I want in life is somebody to love.

Who cares about #Unemployment ? where are Mitt Romney's tax returns? Stay on the issue . #ObamaLogic

@PaigeM1028 I don't think I could do like a normal line of cocaine let alone an unemployment line o_O haha

Stocks climbed this week on U.S economic data

UnEmployment Rates Are Up & Governer Rick Scott Says That Florida Is Doing Much Better..Who Voted For His Dumb Ass?

@jacktownbb LOL, if all else fails, Im gonna apply TO WORK at the unemployment office. Hehehe!

Jobless rate rose in 44 states last month.Don't blame POTUS! Romney will make it FAR worse! Blame CONGRESS& #outsourcing VOTE'M OUT! #MaPoli

44 states reported an increase in their jobless rate...looks like the hope has changed. Romney/Ryan is the ticket...

Today, my jobdesc is jobless #hooaammm

Romney: Obama has lost us trillions and unemployment has gone up. Obama: Romney payed 2.8 million in taxes you are paying more than him.

44 of 57 states had unemployment rise this past month. #JustSaying

@Gladiator_lomo i'm jobless, literally. I'm allowed :(

You have 2 choice's when it come's to 43 month's of +8% unemployment. Obama is incompetent, or it's by design..take your pick..

@AshGhebranious And the unemployment rate? #howarddays

@Iudwin you owe me food. I'm broke and jobless. Help a sista out!

Apparently Abbott's green army plan is less expensive if there is more unemployment #howarddays #auspol

#ObamaSoftBallQuestions What's it feel like spending more money than ALL the Presidents before you combined & keeping unemployment above 8%?

No alarm for this guy tomorrow morning #unemployed #livingthedream

@MsRock4Ever @Sweetey15 facts? Deficit?? Unemployment?? What are those #'s?

Well ladies, there's always stripping. [Among the jobless, a large gender gap #cbsn.ws/PBEXjZ]

The Weapon moves a step closer towards unemployment with Dustin Fletcher the latest victim #AFLDonsBlues #groin #adductor

My brother so dumb he turned down a blow job cuz he thought he'd lose his unemployment -Rudy Ray Moore

Unemployment will go up, because the Corporate controlled GOP let the bastards take USA jobs off-shore! Republicans sold out their country!

Bitch thinks she's invincible, now she's jobless

Went and watched these unemployment testimonials on YouTube to see if I wasn't crazy.

I wonder why the unemployment rate is so high? @BRamirez_55 thought if you when I heard this:-)

(cont) While that's a nice sentiment, it's also landed countless recent grads in quagmires of student debt and unemployment.

Unemployment rate rises in 44 States with only 2 States decreasing in July. Obama a failure on economy! #tcot #teaparty #tlot #gop #mitt2012

Unemployment free the kids @LumpyJr

@realjonlovitz If tax-cuts for the wealthy work,why was the unemployment rate at 8% after Bush? Lovitz: I don't know. Haha! Genius.

You grown but you 16 living with your mom jobless and haven't graduated high school yet Oooo but you grown ???

Ughh. I need a job #jobless

But I need to be. Gotta be at work at 6. I'll slick be glad when this every wkend at 6 shit is ova! #unemployment here I come.

@piersmorgan Hi Piers, just got home & turned on TV, you said unemployment was as high (or higher) under W. Highest then was 6%, Not 8.4

#ObamaSoftBallQuestions Soaring unemployment levels continue to be a concern. It's almost ridiculous to ask, but is the GOP to blame?

@spifbv 800 billion and unemployment is above 8%. But we had to spend that money or it would get above 8% ... huh?

In luv with my life #single #unemployed #lush #spreezybreezyproblems #yolo

12 Worst Predictions About The U.S. Economy: All the dire predictions were by Republicans Democrats only missed unemployment 2 tenths of a %

@spifbv let alone the actually unemployment rate if you counted the people who dropped out of the work force.

I want some moneeey #JobLess :(

@LenySwaurd Which I probably will. /utterly jobless

@spifbv and the private sector is doing fine. Adding another 2k people to the unemployment rosters this month.

@mserven people are always making excuses to grow facial hair. for instance I did one for unemployment. it just fit, ya know

@SassyPantsSally Probably won't because I'm really jobless right now.

Is Obama going for poll numbers or unemployment numbers? He's confused. He's got the wrong one going up, & poll #'s going down. Lol

#ObamasLastActAsPresident calls #Illinois unemployment compensation office for advise.

can hkt just disband now and take sasshi with them into the Abyss Of Unemployment

@Ryan_Tercho There goes my dream of unemployment ):

I'm majoring in Creative Writing... So basically I'm majoring in unemployment

@MojoMohammmad still jobless ? sucks hey :/

@nicoleatzrott no u can't say like a boss cause ur like idk I'm da boss u da unemployment line

@canadafreepress Obamanomic's more like shared poverty, shared unemployment, or even trickle up poverty.

@chiamin_ i'm ok i have retired from army and i have no job :( jobless people are considered uselss here...so sad...

@ZooeyDeschanel @Pantene Meant Foreign Born Socialist liberal Bolshvick Foodstamp Welfare $4 Gas Unemployment over 8% Obama must Go!

#sorrynotsorry AMC but I want a #sociallife these next few days before school starts. I am officially #jobless

being homeless and jobless kinda means having no obligations. personally i'd fall asleep on a corner blissfully, relieved.

@annie_x_m Thank you!!! Yayayay! I'm not jobless anymore! I haz a life!!

Maybe my mother should get a fucking job herself before she bitches about my unemployment.

Celebrating my unemployment

I have the best friends ever . . .supported me through 9 months of unemployment and celebrated with me today!! #BackToWork

@chrismazzsr

@RareVisi0ns #unemployed

Making it rain in the unemployment line #monopolymoney

The Webcaming with the unemployment office t.co/PhMVv9Kj

@JustineMeredith but then I'll be jobless like you, I gotta stay on my grind

@WeLoveHaeHyuk dont say idk ur feeling hitsu..u know i've been being unemployment around 3months since i graduated..my parents worry so much

2011 is another lame year.. I'm a jobless person.. Unemployment sucks.. Company sucks.. There's no luck.. Maybe it's an unlucky year

2 reasons why I'm not leaving home: I'm jobless and I love travis..

@sajal_thomas @rio5ferdy It's not Rio's account. It's some fake fan account, some jobless idiot on twitter.

Why does joe retweet Blake?He's a bum.wtf.A broke, lonely, jobless bum. Not unless he works at bk, is that why you had that cup..a discount?

@RandBallsStu Whoops. Hahaha. Unemployment does that to you..

Iceland's unemployment rate has declined a lot! With only 4.8% of the labor being unemployed, Was 6% in 2011 and 8.1% in 2010

I'll work 4 Tashman's. It's better than nothing or collecting unemployment.

If your jobless, you dont go to college, dont got a car or nothing going for yourself, do NOT try to talk to me... you WILL get DISSED !!!!!

Just another jobless black man in America -----> @Color_Me_Wright

And and you alone are why people are jobless, why 911 happened, and why we sin

Unemployment Gets Worse in 44 States: The state unemployment picture worsened last month, with jobless rates creeping higher in 44 st...

@iamemmabee13: 2 reasons why I'm not leaving home: I'm jobless and I love travis.. - whoa!! ikaw ba talaga yan?haha!

@anemle yeah. they just barely mailed my annual leave check. over a month. Still no unemployment yet also. they trying to make me sweat

@IndianIdle I can't wait. Really. My jobless weekends now have sth.

Unemployment rate rises in 44 States with only 2 States decreasing in July Obama a failure on economy! #tcot #teaparty #tlot #romneyryan2012