News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 18.08.12 Part 6

@BhaskarChat @nitingokhale Now we have 15000+ young people unemployed, hungry,roaming all over Assam,Manipur.They can be easily manipulated.

U people should ans naw ....i know sey na jobless people dey dis twitter sef (??? ) off to facebook

@MDavis_TheGreat true that! Better than having the label of unemployed lol

@MittRomney @RepPaulRyan @PaulRyanVP Unemployed w/master's deg & 20 yrs exp in brdcstng & voice over. Plz hire me to voice some of your ads.

@tattyboi69 LOL not really, only just about to pay back all the money I borrowed from mum when I was unemployed for 3 months haha

But I guess y'all jobless niggas don't care

Done with the JCC for good might work a few more times but otherwise I am done unemployed and free

To the people who knrws me.....what's the last thing you tell me before you ask to come chill to my house????? I'm unemployed

I'm officially an unemployed slacker AND it's Saturday, why am I wide awake at 6am?!

@randomchkk Idk much about politics, I figure lobbyists are MUCH less dishonest than politicians though! I'm an unemployed accountant lol

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that n*, but I'm still unemployed. #channelOrange

Been up since last night! Watching movies in a row. So #jobless

The easiest way to fix unemployment is to lower the minimum wage to about $4 but nobody would ever go for it.

When u r tired and complain about ur job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled & those who wish they had ur job

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. -Calvin Coolidge #TeamFollowBack

Unemployment line, credit card declined Did I not mention I was about to lose my mind?-all of the lights

The culprit and the base of all these problems are illiteracy which leads to unemployment. Poverty. Crimes. Over-population and corruption.

SIR HELP ME PLZ GIVE ME JOB IAM JOBLESS SINCE 2008 PLZ IAM POOR I HAVE MANY APPLIED NOBDY RESPNCE ME HELP ME ALLAH WASTI MADAD KAYO JOB DO

So much for losing that last 4 or 5 lbs, I'm too busy studying. I'd rather be a normal sized nurse than a thin jobless girl!

I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work

@GaryLineker is this true, 'Arry Will be joining you on #MOTD all season? #Jobless

While we were recovering from the lowest unemployment rate since the great depression for some odd reason people were still making money

@ClassicSideEye while i love helping the kids, i need that paycheck. being an unemployed law student ain't what's up but you know abt that

Just know I'm unemployed..

Chef Boyardee tastes like unemployment.

Gah I want #acrylicnails but I'm broke and jobless. Maintenance is a hassle

iam jobless plz sir help to me iam very much poor no body responce to me iam B.A pass plz give me job plz plz help Allah gi wast madad kayo

@LuV_WalK Nah, I'ma work it out and draw unemployment, and work UTC, for a moth or so and come back as a full time integrity coach

@ActuallyAshleyK lol I'm just saying thats what the ad made me think about. It was like unemployment is up and shit and that was my first

Unemployment is not the quickest way to my underwear.....its the quickest way to get me to leave you alone.......

#ObamaSoftballQuestions Why is unemployment HIGHER in 44 of the 57 states? #tcot

The way you say my name makes me feel Like that Nigga. But I'm still unemployed

Room mate is unemployed. :/

With the high unemployment rate surely it could help boost the economy, but how would you put a prostitute into a tax bracket?

With High Youth Unemployment, Making Sense of Summer Work Visas For ... - PBS

@_ImRadical Yeahh unemployment has raised..instead of lowering it...like he said in his campaign oh well its a hard job

Officially unemployed and i can't even contain my excitement.

We will Never Loose Never Fear

Haha....unemployed people :P

sir plz help to me iam very much jobless since 2008 i have many applied in post plz help me give me job name of Allah...help me help me

Liberal writer @alshaikhmhmd happens to be a descendent of Abdulwahhab, was talking abt Women Unemployment & how important it is 2 tackle it

Syke. I'm lyin. I'm hoeless, a virgin, broke, and jobless

The way you same my name make me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed.

Because part of being unemployed is mopping the kitchen at 1am.

@elisetran48 i just looked at their website.. they do have cute stuff but i'm JOBLESS and broke :(

B'Day is Beyonce's best album. I will argue with any dusty ass unemployed B-STAN any day, it is. #fact.

Useless ~ jobless ~ sleepless ~ speechless ~ maleeeeeeeess....~~~(/??`)/

If this real nigga business then you niggas unemployed

DOTA. DOTA DOTA! this is the reason why I am still unemployed haha

1out of ten people in the bay area are unemployed and we are excited about this. Yay???

@NYCGuy2012 Well here is the thing - you are paid unemployment benefits and you have to pay tax on them. How stupid can they be?

oh man, wishing him the best, but an old friend of mine just became unemployed and has already made Facebook about 100x funnier

#ObamaSoftBallQuestions W/Iran on verge of nukes, record unemployment & waste&corruption in your ranks, who's ya favorite BasketballWives?

I need new everything .... - headphones - phone - charger ... #Jobless

Majority of #blackberry users are jobless and it still called business phone:)

sir plz help to me iam very much jobless since 2008 i have many applied in post plz help me give me job name of Allah...help me help me PLZ

she retweet me like im that nigga but im still unemployed .

@The_Nirmal_Babe why u abuse so much unnecessarily

Why does the political party that Benefits greatly from keeping people uneducated, poor and unemployed continue to get those people's votes?

I seriously wonder what's going on ?? Exodus is the result of rumor. Who spread these kinda rumors ?? Unemployed ??

U know these ppl need to give #Obama some credit for trying 2 balance unemployment for us & all the troops coming home.

What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower? Unemployed. #racisttweet

Thank you to everyone who bought this broke unemployed fucker a drink tonight. Big thanks to Adam for organizing this.

Unemployment is persistently higher than economically healthy, food prices continue to rise, energy prices necessarily skyrocketing. *sigh*

@NameisMarmarin good just jobless still looking

ALLAH GI WASTI JOB DO MARI MADAD KARO IAM JOBLESS PLZ PLZ HELP ME

@Come_On_Pappu yaar dur hai and i cant leave my home now....

“@MrEverything92: @NameisMarmarin good just jobless still looking” aw . You're not the only one /

@StrangelyDope you sniff unemployment lines of cocain off of a dried whale dick

if you unemployed then you kno crime pays

@IanGriffiths67 says the jobless scouser

Howard's Golden Age? As Fraser's Treasurer he had unemployment, interest rates and inflation all in double digits simultaneously. #auspol

#RomneySeuss He achieves the crown as he's the king of lies / Under Mitt Romney unemployment will rise and rise.

@joshgroban @teachersrock12 Hoping teachers and schools got at least a small percentage of the production $$. Yes, I'm an unemployed teacher

Are you better off than you were 4 years ago? Is there more or less unemployment in the country than there was 4 years ago? -Reagan #nobama

help me plz give job name of Allah iam jobless

Apparently being unemployed doesn't matter cause I spend anyway

@Alrightbee_ No, you in the unemployment line lmao.

@McNamaraUO Unemployment and bad economy above average in Oregon... #JustSaying #GoDucks #ScrewFans

Way to tell me ill get a call around 7 and never call. Im gonna bug this shit out of them for this job im tired of being jobless.

glad to see that everyone i graduated hampshire with not going to grad school is either: a) unemployed or b) working at a national chain :(

MT @CuppaT2 As Fraser's Treasurer PM Howard had unemployment, interest rates and inflation all in double digits simultaneously #Howarddays

help me sir plz give me job name of Allah iam poor plz sir give job javed ali channa from nazar muhalla larkana

“@Blahhh14 @Alrightbee_ No, you in the unemployment line lmao.” -.-

I ain't no captain save a hoe. If you was broke, jobless & living with your moma when you met me, it's not changing when I come around.

I'm so jobless that I'm watching the #SLPL Opening Ceremony :P it's ok but got to say they have destroyed some parts of the program though..

@AmberLeeSmith Unemployment rate is at 25%, not 8.2% Democrats are cooking the books & they caused the poverty scene in your picture

But ur still unemployed

Today I realized how much I love my Macy's co workers, they wanted to petition my unemployment! #illegal #unfair termination

Illegals get a work visa, welfare no longer requires work, $4 gas- over 8% unemployed, record foreclosures & 47% still will vote Obama. WHY?

I find the irony of being unemployed is you're still working to find a job. The pay just sucks, and you can't sue for it nor get fired…

My mom said i should stand at the door of the mosque and beg for money because I am the only jobless person in my house lol

Gotta Snag Me A Couple of Job Applications Tomorrow To With My Unemployed Ass!!

NOBODY JOB but you living off unemployment and always wanna smoke and drink... #FuckinBum

The fact that this dude has a kid, is unemployed, under 18 AND hides it from people ,

Wasting your time tryna holla.. You jobless.

Obama's decision to close RL Stine's Horrorland has lead to record unemployment among Globsters, Slimeforms, Bark-Sharks, and Phantom Limbs

What's long & black? The unemployment line #racisttweet

She unemployed but she hella wit em blow jobs #BOOMSHAKALAKA

@smith_taylah I'm unemployed fuck working anywhere!!