News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 18.08.12 Part 27

.@PaulRyanVP Unfortunately, that's what a lot of unemployed people have been saying lately.

I can already tell I won't be jobless for long

@VivaRunor How can an unemployed be corrupt? There are millions in Nigeria so you are wrong @kentabs1 @OcupyNigeria @Marmyla

Unemployed. Overweight. Sober. But very very happy. #lifeisgood

$200 to get my laptop fixed...perfect time to be unemployed

@SophieeeeW yeah if they do have them 100% jobless hahah!

@stefcutter More smoke and mirrors Unemployment in NJ went from 9.7% to 9.8% under Christie What are the numbers under this admin again?

Yes in a few months I'll be unemployed

“@HardBody™ “@YoungOnassis All that hate is unemployed boy It DONT WORK””

*comes home, jobless*

because you non-driving unemployed mfs kill me

No way did @tequkayla and I not get ID'ed for margaritas.

Finally filed for unemployment

@amandaleigh1753 @rfj28 4 years later! Unemployment is 8.3% that is his fault it's on him, that's one fact! Now let's get off it

@Lis_Smith @barackobama @mittromney @paulryanvp is it fair that we were promised

#FREEDOM!!! Unemployment never felt so good!!

@Tsetse_34 To bring it home-graduate unemployment is rising despite the economies need for tertiary sector skills-PARADOX--skills mismatch

@JoeSixpackSays if Obamacare continues most business will stop! Rotate scheduling for protestors! Corruption must end! Unemployed go protest

The hispanic community does not skimp on the tequila. #seeya

2 young kids just came to my door asking to take my trash out for 50 cents. HUSTLIN. Meanwhile, you're in your Mom's basement jobless.

Unemployed starting school

I need a job. #unemployment

I was unemployed for only 2wks, but that nearly killed me!

@Hana_787 go and do ur wrks i kw u hv no time to use cmptr ur alwys busy girl but we are @minhamansoorxx jobless

Unemployment over 8%? The deficit over 1 trillion? 5 trillion in new debt? Our credit downgraded? Obama's economic plan failed. #ohio #rva

No humor in massive unemployment. Jay Leno takes a pay cut and lays off staff. But do these guys get it? Probably not.

Last day of work. #unemployed

just quit my job and i feel very enpowered and very unemployed. #Freedom

Increases in minimum wage has driven up unemployment. While Dems/liberals have good intentions, they are unrealistic in expectations/results

Ur lines aint working nigga they unemployed....#FuckYou

What do you call an unemployed, bovine #Xfactor judge who only comes out at night? Sign-on Cow-owl. #fuckpuns

Your boob job should be collecting unemployment

School comes first “@Mario_TMSW: Unemployed starting school ”

I bet it was some unemployed mfs like they that shit is not funny.....lol, yea fuck u too

Stossel's BoonDoggles Gone Wrong #1 - Cash for Clunkers #2- raising miniumum wage has led to higher unemployment.... cont to watch!

@RachelCantFly it was nice of him to tell me....yay for being unemployed. :/ I'm so upset.

i was jobless for 2 days #ThankingGod

Obama said CASH FOR CLUNKERS WORKED!Yeh it work alright!!It worked people straight to the unemployment line!!!&deeper debt!!It was a FAILURE

Drop in unemployment is likely temporary and due to government setting up 3 week courses to place dole people & take them off UB list

Niggas gon be walking past @buctownraised giving him money!!!! Thinking he really unemployed, lmao

I Aint gone know how to act wen I'm jobless

I'm a jobless adult, will I still get money tmr? Lol, ppl still ask me whether I'm still studying when they see me :D not expecting though

rate of unemployment is growing every day as every year Universities give out outputs of Graduates.

You are extremely unemployed, yet you're flying around and playing mas and shopping and getting hair done... Wtf do you do for money?

Ummmmmm nice one @SkyEfffect: Ur lines aint working nigga they unemployed....#FuckYou

the way you say my name make me feel like im that nigga... but im still unemployed

People think I'm crazy cause I complain about my job, since the unemployment rates are so high. But this job is shitty!

@ProfKori Lets break it down. Is unemployment in the black community higher today than it was in 2008? Simple question yes or no

Now we have 25% youth unemployment! Rah rah, minimum wage is dumber than stupid! Only a lefty is that dumb. @cspanwj #twisters #tcot #tlot

@stefcutter unemployment back up in 44 out of 57 states!! YEP!! You Marxist Thugs HAVE CHANGED LIVES alright! #campaignwhore #FAIL

About 50% of the nations unemployed youth ages 16 – 21 are functionally illiterate. @HHSGov

Unemployment figures are really high all over the world. Solution: shut down Twitter.

@WayOverDunne Ohhh the life of being unemployed is amazing apart from no more paydays...

at least I can blame others - thats the key. now I'm a thrice-degreed, unemployed odd-ball - and that can't be my fault at all.. #fml

@_KnowTheFacts_ @_vickypollard_ so they enjoy being unemployed then ....... .?

Yeah, and Be unemployed in 6 months or less.

I wonder how it feels to be unemployed and having your parents support you .

@tipton2929 haha thats ur son ! Yeah all good u still unemployed or what #manageinthefacup

@Dali_Darling lol D: Nothing is up. I am as bored as ever, and as jobless and hopeless as ever. Everything is so bleak

How does Indiana Jones get paid and pay his Rents and etc? He's unemployed!

Because I'm so sick of answering what college I'm going to or what I want to do, I just tell people I dropped out and collet unemployment.

So you wonder why there is more youth unemployment? The entry level jobs are now more scarce.

Doubt i could handle dating an unemployed man,that usually makes em insecure. I've never been good at dealing with insecure people

Orkut is our past. Twitter is our present. Unemployment is our future.

I'm unemployed white cider drinker #xfactor #sympathyVote

High black American & Histpanic American unemployment doesn't bother Obama, but it sure bothers me. These R Americans who should have jobs.

Damn! I feel bad for girls that are heartbroken and jobless at the same time

my grandparents keep sending my sister money left right & centre! yes she may have got into Uni but HELLO? UNEMPLOYED OTHER GRANDCHILD HERE!

Staying in tonight as I am UNEMPLOYED TO FUCK.

@philmcnulty if you read the majority of supposed LFC fans on various websites ... we are already relegated and BR jobless by October !

Fact: USA spent more than 4000 Billion Dollars in the Afganistan and Iraq war while it has more than 25,107,797. Unemployed citizen !!!

@Alex_R_Russo now ur jobless ,r u watching tv

Sometimes I wish I was unemployed again, I had SOOO much free time to do whatever I wanted.

Anyone in Toronto wanna go see Compliance at Lightbox on Wednesday or Thursday during the day? Where's my layabout unemployed pals at?

my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an unemployed and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence.

Go to college, find a wife, n occupation but im single, unemployed, with no education @QuakeMatthews #realtalk #quakequotes #wicked

@haywoodiee so did you get fired of so unemployment #fuckjack lol

So what I'm unemployed, I'm still seeing more green then you ever will . An your girls gonorrhea doesn't count.. #rns

Thousands are unemployed yet we have to watch these idiots try sing and also see inside their job?! Hope ones a prostitute!

BEEN UNEMPLOYED FA 2 YEARS..... #InMyMind

Im gonna get kicked out of DECA.. #Jobless

Watching some programme where this couple are both unemployed, have three young children & are living off benefits. Wow what a life. #vile

If and if, Malema followed through with his march that he organized last year p, for the unemployed youth. He would have a valid program

Let's stop all the bullshit and talk about UNEMPLOYMENT, President Obama

What's all this 'where do you work' shit? Have the Tories done this to show how many people aren't unemployed? #XFactor

Virginia's jobless rate rises to 5.9 percent in July

@TheRealNimoy Doesn't logic dictate changing current policies when they are distructive? Since 09 debt has doubled as has unemployment.

Do Not take working in ASDA for granted!! some people would love that job you know!! #Unemployed

officially unemployed! :) #happytweet

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed......

12,794,000 Americans Unemployed... and #Obama has a Laser Focus on Romney's Taxes. #tcot #p2 #obama2012 #gop #RomneyRyan2012

@neilmccomb Unemployed librarians?! Interesting... I am on google+ but never use it. Can't figure out the point in it...

Because I'm Recently Unemployed Girl, I bought Ramen to subsist on. Now I think I might be addicted to it. #poorgirlproblems

I hate when people are outside of stores begging for money cause they're jobless. Go apply for one then at the store you're begging at. #sns

facebook is consumed by the lonely, unemployed, delusional souls with so many haters i can't deal .

@LauraGrice18 at least its not unemployed Gina. That ones embarrassing.

@babynatxo plenty of unemployed people got turned down by the judges for not plugging a restaurant or supermarket...

Months of a Failing Economy,Rampant Unemployment haS CHANGED THINGS. The American Dream is Quickly Becoming the AMERICAN NIGHTMARE !

@Elma_Ullah I also am basically unemployed and do little all day other than read papers. You have an actual job.

@freshg1234 I'm not jobless but no. I'm waiting for my hair to dry.