News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 18.08.12 Part 33

Omds me nd @iTendToPerplex are jobless sending eachother pics of our stomachs LOL

“@MissNotPerfect_: Omds me nd @iTendToPerplex are jobless sending eachother pics of our stomachs LOL” mine is flatter just saying

Dorm mates trynna tell me that Obama actually lowered the unemployment rate #shutyoignantmouth

Background check will take 6 weeks tho.. So the interviews I have next week will come in handy!... I won't be jobless for too longer

Freedom from jcp #feelssogood #unemployed #letscelebrate

?Recovery?Unemployment%Rises%in%44%States via @theblaze

#Obama: Tld us #unemployment wld be below 8% if we spent $780B on #stimulus. It has never been 8% or below #2012election #TCOT

@Frances_Coppola probably. Although I am surprised as things such as EMA did keep people out of unemployment stats previously

I wanna buy a bong. #jobless

Youth Unemployment: Is It the Bad Economy or Inability to Overcome Adversity? via @Donmcnay

Getting a fatass check in the mail from unemployment >>>>

Since I got my smart phone I ain't making no fuckn typos anymore. Them typo police mofoz are jobless now. Lol

@revpamsmith lol don't get me started in the 18 months I've been jobless not a single interview... All Gods plan though it will happen!

@ranty_man these are employment stats, not unemployment - not quite the same thing. Something's not right, though

42 months of 8%+ unemployment --- is this the part of Obama's plan which has worked?

It's either do business wid vultures or unemployment

@debbiemudd haha! hope they understand the letter don't wanna be jobless haha xxx

@UnlearningEcon @aznik sorry, get very frustrated w that voluntary unemployment meme. The Randian hero's have a massive pool of workers now

@yozay33 im jobless lol

These staten island liberian girls are jobless, less busy and very bored with their lives.

Now I have to go filed unemployment!! #Tuesday!

Can't wait to be back in Maynooth full-time. Being here 24/7 unemployed and broke is driving me demented.

Could you get a job at the unemployment line?

Now u jobless

I'm jobless, ask me how. #usana12

How do the #unemployed keep themselves busy, my one day off is so boring! #workaholic

Responding with im a musician when someone asks you what you do is code for unemployed.

ayo bitch ass don't say my mom works at an office job your unemployed ass don't know shit she does mofuggin science shit SPECIMENS NIGGA

@AngeliaSC @fitsnews @NikkiHaley If Nikki Haley is doing great job-tell what unemployment rate is-tell me how she screwed over ST employees

Well that's that done. Not gonna lie, I'm going to miss being an employee. I'll be jobless after ages. Oh shit :O

1 more week until I am unemployed #amen

How jobless people can afford to go out pretty much every night I do not know.

How do unemployed people who don't go to school pass the time? I feel like a lump. Should I exercise or get a hobby??

I need a jobbbbbb. #Unemployed #Broke

@DorketteTweets Typically unemployed. Ba-da-psh. No, its what the fan base for ICP calls themselves.

@jessicaalba Not mine,25 million unemployed record food stamps etc. no thanks

@RobSchneider Unemployed Teamster Union Cast Driver, keep me in mind if u need a driver. Figured what the heck doesnt hurt to ask.

thank god for friends.. was gonna send my boss the ill email but i gotta save that for when im ready to be back on unemployment lol

@mslayel you know @RealCoryLedesma put unemployed divas (Bellas, Kharma) in WWE 13 but not the divas champion!?!? you're not even DLC!!

Are U Jobless? Need Quick Bucks? Do u Have Deft Fingers? Come braid my hair.

Rodgers will be unemployed by Xmas

Just finished my last day of work. #Unemployed

Being employed w/a crazy boss vs Being unemployed with 100 plus TV channels and nothing to watch. What's worse? #work

If you think you gone graduate and get a good job with job security ur crazy. U need a plan B! It's obvious with the unemployment stats!

@mmolaro still applying to stuff, I should hear back from Foursquare next week so maybe I wont be jobless for long

@emmaholl_ unemployed, heard of it?

41 months of 8%+ unemployment. #obamajobsplan

@GoAvi8tor People losing homes, auto disaster, wars, unemployment, US debt was created under bush. Obama kept us afloat.

@asadghumman3 jobless goes for Mphil and Phd #true story.

anyways ona money mission so therefore you unemployed bitches sittin at home with not even a hustle or a education plan yea yall. #NONfactor

@AKTF_0729 the hell is wrong with todays society? Lol we arent rich! Especially people of our age group! Most are unemployed!!

1 wrd Jobless! @LazyEyie: Wasere! Forget Age! I try to make money @MrsGiroud: @LazyEyie u trying too hard. Ok, how old are you & wat do u do

Unemployment rose in 44 out of 50 states in July. #obamajobsplan

“Im a hustler” = Im currently unemployed and looking for work

In July, unemployment in #NH rose by 0.3% with over 2,000 jobs lost. #obamajobsplan

There's too many thiings ii need but siince iim broke and unemployed ii cannot obtaiin any of them

@pookydoodles beht you're jobless ba

@oeliasfaria JOBLESS DUDE!!!! GETTING SOME CHANGE HERE AND THERE. DESPERADO,,,,,

I'm JAH-bless, I'm not JOBless...

So @BelleDeJourNYC has confirmed Qatar Air is Buckingham Palace on wheels and the country has zero unemployment. Why am I here again?!

@SandiBehrns So they can prove obama didnt know what he was doing, to try and make it seem like the GOP fixed unemployment.

AJ BETTER BE FREE DLC. NOT FAIR THAT I'M BUYING THE GAME WITH 3 DIVAS THAT ARE UNEMPLOYED AND NOT THE GM, DIVAS CHAMP, AND JOBBER.

Last year I had to work on eid these are the times I'm glad I'm jobless

Cynthia L. Vukich-Daw worked for Westgate Resorts for more than six years. When she was fired she filed for unemployment and was approved!

I hope there's decent weather in september since I will be jobless that month

@AshleyMGreene what the heck worth a try. Unemployed Union Teamster cast driver. If u want an awesome driver on movie keep me in mind. Danny

Requiring #unemployment recipients to do work will close state budgets. Ur already paying them so no need for funds. great wrk xperience too

#Romney & #Ryan will not Let the Unemployed Vote.

@gbrymoore ya jobless, simply put :p

@morgentrips I need it though! :( #jobless #brokebitch

Although if I'm soon unemployed, I'll have all the time in the world to cook! Just kidding :)

@tashmac91 Yes, that'd be super. Let me know when, i'm nearly unemployed anyway.

Cuz cheating in your boyfriend affects shit like world peace and unemployment #kstew

@aplusk Worth a try, unemployed Teamster Cast Driver. Keep me in mind if u need a kick ass cool epically awesome driver. Thanks bro, Danny

@bradp00 Tony wants to add the high interest rates, and high unemployment #auspol

I swr! Jobless MFs@iammykey03: Parody accts....u dumb fucks gat time

@vanessajade_x WHEN THE FECK DID YOU GET A JOB??????????? fuck sake, am i the only one that's unemployed out of our friends, ffs

@2Charms it doesn't matter who wins. although the recovery is extremely slow, the unemployment rate will go down over the next 4 yrs

@happymadison Unemployed kick ass awesome Union Teamster cast driver. keep me in mind if u need any cast drivers. Much appreciated, Danny.

@TheFlaCracker let's see. I may be broke, jobless and homeless, but as long as I can keep my guns I'm good. #ignorant

Money is the root to all evil. A broke unemployed nigga made that up

@MarkAldworth sell your mum?! Haha! Oh really, well im totally jobless :( applied for 17 jobs though &got an interview for the council :) xx

@ErinlovesBSB In 2005 I had lost my job and was on unemployment. Hard times financially. When Kev left in 2006 I was sad, but I was also...

I'm five hours away from sweet, sweet unemployment. This shift needs to go by fast.

HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE WORK LONG ENOUGH 2 GO ON UNEMPLOYMENT & THE AMT. THEY GET PAID WHAT A RIDE THAT IS,THEN OVOMIT EXTENDS IT 2 YRS,ENOUGH

@MaxwellUchendu guy abeg its my jobless cousin

@DC_7C03res The FACTUAL statistics I raisd were bout unemployment going down in DC, not new jobs bein created in d US. Dont get side tracked

@Prayformetoo @wifflegray So true @ Obams rally. No American Flags.No taxpayers, only illegal aliens & the unemployed.

“@eeemily_16: Ugh I feel like a bum . #jobless” que paso? :o

@isavladimir nooo not u...i mean my jobless cousin dat wrote it

Q: Who said: If #unemployment is not down below 8%, I don't deserve to be re-elected? A: Barack #Obama, & he should approve this message.

@BJRatedR It's called the unemployment line, grab a number and have a seat buddy! People like YOU, are why YOUR RACE, is stereotyped!!!

the way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga but im still unemployed

I have no fantasy football league team. Another joy of unemployment. Boo.

niggas hating bitches hatin babies dyin, bullets flyin, helicopters, police sirens, preachers lying, genocide criticism unemployment racism

Well that didn't last long. #Unemployed.

The way yuu say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigger but I'm still unemployed..#FrankOcean

@Neuffff unemployed?

#QuestionsToAskOcho How much does Unemployment pay?