News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 18.08.12 Part 25

“@New_Raee: #Obama2012” Worst president in American history!! Unemployment, taxes, wars, gas prices??? Horrible

Im now unemployed, thats weird! Let the lincoln job hunt begin

Want to know why we have so much unemployment. Romney and his buddies out sourced the jobs.. Elect him and he'll outsource more.

D.C. jobless rate drops, up in Va., Md. Opposite of what we need! @Talkmaster @MittRomney @PaulRyanVP

@GrumbleBee_ Okay. Check gmail or fb message. I send. Read it only when you're that jobless :P

After nearly a year of monthly declines, Alabama's unemployment rate rose in July for the third straight month, bringing the state's...

Las Vegas wants the whole city to go jobless with them damn hair test like really everyone does drugs... Well smoke weed ...

@lynniebopeep what's gross is that we have to eat trash. nationally, raccoons face 93% unemployment. we're doing what we have to do. #truth

@bradgallaway As someone who's had to move back in w/ his folks due to unemployment for 1.5 years now, it's not an easy position at all.

Apparently I'm the hardest working unemployed person there is.

“@TheKidJames: Being a single mom is just as cool as smoking weed all day and being jobless in 2012.” #MESSAGE!

And the unemployment rate went up again.....

@KaylaRichie1 I wanna work with you I'm still jobless :/

I shall be jobless this time tomorrow hahaha orr

Celebrating my unemployment with Chinese and rum #classybird

i love my job :) too bad ill be unemployed in a week

@davidaxelrod and what does this have to do with unemployment? its the economy stupid..

Yes this will be how I spend my first day of unemployment thank you very much! t.co/Pl03Rt91

i'll tell you why our unemployment rate is so high...no one knows how to write a good resume, let alone attach it in their email.

@Dpcolby everyone who supports the Govt of this country is not unemployed! @cspanwj

It was nice to have $1.89 gal gas before Barack The Hussien Obama decided to shut down oil drilling, thus creating 500,000 unemployed

@couuurt_xo @superstarjoness unemployment

Officially unemployed and classless for the next three weeks! Life is good.

First day of being officially unemployed and idk what to do?

@GeorgeMorrall hanging around some poor people and being the face for a charity does not mean you understand unemployment. @leonsfrench

@His_Grace re: #unemployment whatif? only need x number people2make all need+want?where'dexcess peoplework? excess people?..prime4bad?

There has to be poor people for their to be rich people and there has to be unemployed people for their to be people employed #sadbuttrue

If your unemployed just take over a country.

Unemployed #helpmeout! #needplaces

@Deanofcomedy @jujufridaz an unemployed worker who was only gainfully employed 6 months paid a higher effective rate than mendacious Mitt.

So what if I'm unemployed. At least I'm happy

FINALLY UNEMPLOYED SO HAPPY

@jobless_me2 What's the error you are getting?

I wonder if we'll ever have 'Our unemployed recovering heroin addict'? #redorblack

@ChrisMirig I blame unemployment.

@LiquidCoke you could prob get unemployment on that one

@Joey7Barton you miss playing in front of jobless meth heads? Sounds like ur sorta place mind #SAFC NE number 1 FTM

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed!

@pseudooctopus And obviously, even if I become unemployed, we will have to continue to pay our rent.

22 minutes until im unemployed

Being skint suck #unemployed

ive had maybe 5 interviews since july 16 yet im jobless

Earlier, Commission on Higher Education (CHED) executive director Julito Vitriolo said there are around 400,000 unemployed nurses this year.

@pseudooctopus (Plus there's unemployment, if god forbid I couldn't find a job by April...

@flexme4 at least he has a job #unemployment

@sjdorst The assumption was that the stimulus would bring down unemployment. The basic task of governing? Obama fails there too.

Millionairres getting unemployment. Articles on CNN. If I was a millionairre I wouldn't be in line for a check

psh when did people become smart and have another job BEFORE they quit their first one... #jobless

Can finally take myself off of the unemployment register!

(Daily Mail) One in FIVE Americans is mentally ill as rising unemployment takes its toll.

@themichaelowen You still unemployed?

Home sweet home! My town smells like a beautiful blend of cut grass +unemployment.

tribe w/smart ppl made tools->all needs met in 5hr->excess time4art&better tools&trade->even higher unemployment&was unfair? @presssec @ap

@giantswfan why is plax unemployed?

I think tax breaks for the richest have already paid for their unemployment. No pity here. Romney 13%

I'll be jobless soon .

I am now officially jobless fucking LOL

“@Shay_Hendrix: Home sweet home! My town smells like a beautiful blend of cut grass +unemployment.” - lol

Unemployment up in 44 states, soaring gas prices, serious inflation & the economy is sucking wind! Obamagottago & take Biden with you! #TCOT

@thisisfreddi will do. Thanks. How's jobless corner. Have a spot for me?

hey @BarackObama….. the deficit, high unemployment,your falling poll numbers, the falling dollar,dividing the country, YOU BUILT THAT.

@Goddess_Aura And when I sent that tweet I was talking mostly about the unemployment problem.

@PaulRyanVP Unemployment benefits are now up to two years? Bring back 90 days or 3 months and you are out of it.

Once Mordor was defeated the now unemployed Orc and Urukai have made a killing doing vocals for death metal bands.

So I guess I'm now officially considered unemployed. #does anyone know of any jobs?

@DavidLimbaugh But you're not imagining a heart bypass performed with the speed and efficiency of standing in line at the Unemployment Ofc.

Along the supermarket aisle, the ramen soups seemed to know of my future unemployment. They looked at me expectantly & I whispered: soon...

- alri amount of jobless ppl in town :/ mmmm'kay :/ i wasnt ere just passing by :z

Tonight nothing is making me leave my bed - where I have a 2 broke girls/pleasantville sesh going on #unemployed #hermit

Wish I was at Arrows to Aerospace today. Only time I got to go in last 6 years was when I was living at home and unemployed (and lucky).

Ayotte hammers Obama over small business, unemployment – The Union Leader

I wish all my friends would quit their jobs and drink with me, being unemployed sure is lonely

@jimi_lea I can't make it pal but I'm sure 'Jobless' @robmanvez is available and can amass some of his similarly work-shy crew!

Unemployed again just gonna treat twitter like a job #DontVoteStayHomeandSmoke

Jobless!!@Julius_S_Malema: I'm not selective on whom I strike with. I offered before & I offer again: I'm a freelance striker. Call me

Me and @MolliePython have decided that I should make a t-shirt that says Jobless fat loser and I should wear it to the airport Tuesday.

So wen pple try 2 make sure I chop less,,I say its not dier fault dey re jobless

@Lizardbeth She would be the presumptive nominee for 2016. BUT if things get worse, unemployment goes up, economy doesn't recover

@TheRealNimoy And the new policies are working so well. 16.2% minority unemployment. Still meddling in foreign wars…

@WendyRoyalty@flawlessPP yea tp is jobless its no new thing

@EzKool facts are #Obama economy has more ppl on #food stamps more #unemployed less #privateSectorjobs^ in #Gov jobs ^ #gasprices #tcot #p2

@ratcityrebel Like the idea that folks preferred to stay on unemployment insurance for a fraction of their old wages rather than find work.

Unemployment & welfare claims in U.S. continue to climb as Saturn aspects indicate government decisions lacking country's well being.

Missed my aunt funeral for this job. Smh would've been unemployed though.

?1,217 days w/o a budget & 28 million Americans - incl 53.6% of college graduates - are unemployed/underemployed. Can't afford NOT to change

Me and my jobless niggas need to make a terrible catchy song and get rich quick.

Might aswell get involved... #xfactor seen as I have some free time... #Unemployed

@Shay_Hendrix: Home sweet home! My town smells like a beautiful blend of cut grass +unemployment. More like smoked grass!

@Julius_S_Malema Benefits of being unemployed hey Juju? Not selective where you cause shit?

I don't like calendars and unemployment cause I look at the date and think what happened to January to july

So #oomf posts links on every tweet now like m so jobless 2 click on it..........

Its okay to cheat on her if she's unemployed.

@dailyhillster Wow..and unemployment and gas as high as can be...along with Fast and Furious and a myriad array of constitutional violations

@JustJiv It's sad really. But at least she's not unemployed.

@JerryBrownGov countless jobs created @ Folsom Dam, they don't let the country know that they fire them ASAP. over &over = no unemployment

At least all finsh getting the rest of my CVS unemployment .

Obama's credential for re-election: 23M unemployed, amnesty to 1.7M illegal, stealing $716B from medicare, hatred towards small business.

If I go to work n they doin the most I'm going to be unemployed for awhile...lol

These MF got one more homeless unemployed joke!

@amandaleigh1753 @barackobama lol the unemployment is great ha Idc either both candidates ate bad for the country