News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 18.08.12 Part 34

@tykapfh Unemployment sounds delicious.

@charpace wait... work? You have a job and left me unemployed :'( xx

Officially unemployed as of 5 minutes ago. Get bent bitch?

I wonder if when NFL players are unemployed are they entitled to an unemployment check? #pondering

@Prezzo_MMG Prezzo is here in naija begging Goldie for a job. Unemployed Nigga.

And just like that, I'm unemployed again #summersover #needmoney

ION yesterday (Saturday) was my last day at work. now I am one unemployed idler.

As much as I hated work, imma really miss my coworkers :( #unemployed

@Sweet__Cheekz jobless ppl

Can you do EVERYONE ELSE'S job as well as your own today? And can you do it with a totally sincere smile (No wonder unemployment exists)

@SophhHicks Erm, no, you teach swimming and I'm all unemployed and everything... #sadtimes

Don't even know what day of the week it is anymore #whocares #unemployed #lakelife

Exclusive! Photo of Obama & His Team Reacting To Latest Unemployment Numbers #tcot #nobama #rr12 #gop2012 #ocra t.co/JKrqd7fF

Unemployment rates rose in 44 U.S. states in July Read more: Unemployment rates rose in 44 U.S. states in July - Washington Times…

true. jobless self. hmph.

Its the credit crunch thats my excuse for being unemployed for months #ltamusic

@ZoilaGurgel @stephmacaquinha man like @fightfan1234 that's also unemployed and spends the other hrs of the day in chat room dates #fnloser

@MattWOLB Woah man I'm unemployed I go to gigs for like ?30 tops barely even that man

I hear one more guy say he been looking for good woman and he's unemployed, livin wit his moma, wit three Kids, HE'S GOOD AS SLAPPED

@jimduey Medicare ends as we know it no matter what happens in November … and SS and Medicaid and defense and unemployment and …

@llaurenssparrow *unemployed high five*

Asked someone today why they are jobless and broke at 44 .Reply: Being Black is a struggle Most stupid ignorant thing i've heard all year!

.@BarackObama cant wait til January when youre jobless and you know what it's like to one of the people you've been feeding lies for 4 years

had a boyfriend, young, unemployed, wasted and stoned. expelled from home for moralistic reasons she started to live with him.

@schmuckyzucky @TheConCactus @DanHannanMEP Top friend of the workers is the EU! Wonder what EU unemployment figures are??? #headsuparse

My unemployment is running out very soon, anyone know of employers hiring!!! beknown/april-mason

@a_swan13 @joy_grey Actually you will find that whilst you are now unemployed, I, as ever, have a job #Irony

.@BarackObama Yea, thanks for $5T more debt, 46 M on food stamps, 23 M unemployed #tcot #p2 #obama2012 #gop #RomneyRyan2012

60% of college graduates are unemployed so its not about education no more its about who you know

My husband is unemployed as of today. I hope his disability comes through. :/ Glad we can afford him not working!

Unions pointed the € 400 d both the unemployed. Q Wait Diego say, read the fine print. The surprise will be capitalized ..

But aye @cali_des ask Shrek where the unemployment be like tho

@KeithOlbermann @gomez571 Kieth- please tell me you're not still collecting unemployment. I Hear chic-fila is hiring. #hasbeen #Libtard

@jana_211 @graciemonkey Too bad I probably won't be able to afford it. :-( Stupid #Unemployment.

God save Enugu...kidnapping is now thriving there... #socialinsecurity #unemployment

Under Obama the Unemployed have devolved into the Unemployable, due to deteriorating skills. Or as @BarackObama says, Mission Accomplished.

As of saturday i will be jobless until my job at the school starts :(

@TheRickWilson Ironically 44 is the number of states that had an increase in unemployment last month. @mckaycoppins

Obama needs people to be unemployed because they vote for him so they can stay that way and live off the government... Think about it...

@JoeMee1 @s_walker24 I'm jobless and going, train is ?10.05 return

Fat, hideous, council housed, 2 obese children, unemployed with two broken legs and still no girlfriend at 33.. Wow! #livingthestabbodream

@JordanAGlass @AviYufest You never go wrong when voices are heard. McGuinty's record=$411B debt, 600 000 unemployed. Need a pro growth plan.

240 millionaires collecting unemployment.

OMG never been this jobless..NEVER!

I like how analysts say that our unemployment figure contain too much underemployment in it due to causal work & at same time call for more

@sunriseon7 how is that fair to us Australians? There are so many people I know unemployed, our own neighbours, so why not help them first?

Officially unemployed! #bittersweet

Going to the mall while jobless Is a bad idea.

ATTENTION JOBLESS NIGGAS DON'T CALL ME FROM 3-10 MONDAY thru SATURDAY

@HurricaneAbby we need to have a showcalled #TheRoof our guests would be stars but they would be unemployed so they were living on our roof

If twitter pays a dollar per tweet, there would be great reduction in unemployment statistics. #nuffsaid

Jesus I need a job .. I don't know how people can stand to just sit around and do nothing. I'm going nuts. #Jobless #HateThis

I will be forever unemployed if other jobs are like the one i have now. #cantdeal

Jobless. #again #fuck

@IngridIGB you too. Are you still enjoying being jobless?

Feel so dependent .. #Unemployed #job #hunting

@RasmusFaber1 That must be the game because Spain already has over 20% young unemployed so they don't need a turkish youth invasion.

Talking to this dude today he says Why go back to work when I get unemployment for almost 2 years plus free insurance? Great F N plan!!

I would have never thought it feels this good to be unemployed.

@KillExpectation that way they can't get unemployment bc they quit themselves

He needs to stay unemployed,so she will have to give him spousal support @drvonet

Unemployment rate among blacks is nearly 15%, and they're in the bag for Obama? Life is broken.

People who put their occupation as something hilariously funny on facebook are usually unemployed.

@DJKlass609 our poverty levels are not nearly as bad as Jamaica and our unemployment rate is far lower. Let's talk about your 1000+ murders

Last day working at Johnny's is over! Hooray for unemployment! #waitwhat #mixedemotions #hashtag

I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed.-Mitt Romney, speaking in 2011 to unemployed people in Florida. His net worth $200 million

@socket_jockey unemployed I just quit on Wednesday

@Chrli_Bltmre: But aye @cali_des ask Shrek where the unemployment be like tho

There should be a law that allows people like that to lose their unemployment! Lazy a** P.O.S.! Don't have to tell u the rest of the convo..

@killexpectation when cats quit the doesn't have to pay unemployment. He aint slick.

@DienAnPLAYDIRTY nope no more job just another statistic

Unemployed:ma what u cook? (Shit eats what's in the fridge) Fuck man. Employed: ma what u cook? (Shit eat what's in da fridge) FOH I be back

I appreciate being able to collect unemployment

unemployed life is the lifeeee.

@kesgardner @keder This guy is a GENIUS.Has he noticed O has spent $5 tril in 3.5 yrs and in the same period unemployment has been over 8%

@SovietSwede kinda hard when your unemployed and still iving in your parents house which isnt bad but id rather be out of it lol

@YungStunnerMax Mtchewww why so jobless

Sadly, most are #usefulidiots to the #DNC. @FunkynFortunate #Unemployment rate among blacks is nearly 15% and they're in the bag for #Obama?

Advice to the unemployed, stay unemployed.

And tell my mom to disown me! Wtf. You sir just pissed me the fuck off. Have fun being unemployed.

Gotta love open betas #pso2

Hoes r jobless bitch dat don't hv work

im jobless thanks for letting me know

@courtneybethb i'm sure we have time for a baking class during our unemployment.

@_XXIII give me 20, I'm unemployed.

@daneslaughter got other plans, terrace party at audio 27 degrees! #showoffthetan! But now I'm jobless I'll probably see it all week ha

NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL THOSE NEW REGISTERED ILLEGALS THAT MAKES THE UNEMPLOYED IN THE UNITED STATES NOW WAY OVER THE TOP.OBAMA

Work's killing me this week. 30 hours at nabisco 20 at Gap, really making up for the semester I was jobless.

I hate being jobless... when I'm back in Houston, gonna go right back to work

@nathanbolam0 'im jobless' 'no nathan, the word is unemployed'

@TrueLifeOfJay he said his unemployment didn't go through or some shit,

Having a complete meltdown the week before I go unemployed seems appropriate.

@deviously_me because I care about the economy! If you care more about gay marriage than double digit unemployment, your disillusioned.

Jobless atm

not calling in to work agaaain, im sure ill be jobless on monday (

Downloading random songs on the @billboard charts. Jobless much?

@cdashiell agreed. If it is unemployment, production, and growth Dems lose tho

@haighy91 @zleason always game mate im unemployed lol

Unemployment rates rose in 44 states in July. #ObamaIsntWorking

@whor3crux_ shhh. I'm unemployed and marlow is extremely boring. My day always result in playing ps3 -.-