News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 18.08.12 Part 36

#DealBreaker if your unemployed AND u don't have a car either

@LaPukiz good thing im unemployed :)

Being unemployed

@ULUDOVE7 @Kugey Need a milk cow and a town with a pub. Need unemployment checks for 1- 2 years like here.

Does Be more partying done on weekdays than on the weekends these days, unemployment has switched it all about.lol

I'm so broke its ok I get paid thrusday and the following week I get my partial unemployment check and my pay check that's boss #loveobama

Doing sound for a DJ. I might as well be unemployed. I'd achieve more.

Been jobless for half an hour and got a job with double the pay and 3x the hours

officially unemployed after next week #faaaackme

According to White House estimate unemployment won't get below 7% till 2015 1-1/2 years away & it won't go above 8% right?

@mkarmenpr2 HI!PERRUSKY !!!It seems TV5 is the only COMPANY IN MADRID which has JOB OFFERS!For a BUNCH OF CLOWNS and jobless like M.PATINO

@stefcutter Seriously? WTF country you live in. 40mo unemployment sbove 8%. 120 fundraisers 105 rounds golf. 2 times job council met. Insane

@NatalieGarner well I'm unemployed and broke so I have locked myself in my house and I'm gonna watch movies lol but as soon as I have money

@LukeeyNeale @maxxxxx93 hahaha there should be cleansing of people like you to make society better and to give jobs to people who jobless

So she has super great news to tell me I resigned, I'm gonna be jobless. But I resigned (hugs me) me: O_O. Wow! Chrissy mad ih man lol

@Christensen87 @barackobama ok I I guess four more years of 8% unemployment, poor leadership, and no unification in this country is cool.

Fewer People With Disabilities Landing Jobs The unemployment rate for Americans with disabilities inched higher again in June as the...

I Swear, I Will Insult The People Who Put Ask.fm On My TL. Jobless Fellows. But When They Ask Exam Questions, You're Nowhere To Be Found :(

“@Tiffhoney ”sooooo...if you get fired as a stripper, do u get unemployment?!” .....bahahahaha.” if she got laid off

@tlstrickland1 @TheVotersMusic @ChuckNellis @VoteSmartToday Nobama, cut welfare and unemployment, require drug test to receive aid.

oh, too busy going to school and working to talk to me? bitch, you're done, unemployed, AND fucking my ex.you're apparently not THAT busy...

I need a job. #Jobless #OutOfPlacesToLook #Broke

Proudly put out elect Romney yard signs today. Can't imagine this country after a second Obama term. More debt, more unemployment, more....

@Lonely_Amber remember how that lady believed how you were jobless, had no money, was his mom and shopaholic?

Im unemployed now. Fuck you Cinemark !!

No wonder why the unemployment rate is so high, it takes 3 hours to fill out one fucking application.

@sarahlancs summed up? Jobless bum, lol. Been hard recently had some big health probs at the start of the year, but I remain chipper :)

:It's hot in this house

No more work untill I go back to uni, let's see how 87% of our country live daily then! #unemployed #jeremykyle #hatescummers #taxisforyou

I'm officially not unemployed anymore.

Cities contract w/ privately owned prisons 4 prisoners 2 put on public works crews. #Unemployment = #PrisonLabor = #Slavery @TheRealRoseanne

The ppl that make those fake pgs gotta b sick Af in the head && jobless...too much time on their hands.

@itskaylabrown right! I never had a chance to spend a ton of money while we were dating cause I was jobless & 14 but .. Sure would be nice 2

@B_G_Dan Ah, am too a jobless bum, moved from Wales back to Cornwall where the job situ sucks. Sorry to hear, hope you're feeling better!

My hands don't like to be unemployed, they like to work

I fucking hate this dumb ass job. I much rather be unemployed.

U DOWNNOUT HOESKANKS SCARED 2FOLLOW ME U KNO I KNO YAH NWAT UDO YEH U GIVN HEADNHAND JOBS 4A FOLLOW HOE U CANT FILE UNEMPLOYMENT 4THAT SHIT

“@aidensavitch44: Listening to music/enjoying the rain all day.” *Jobless Probs*

@jammievallado oo exit na ko! I belong to the unemployed world, that explains bt aq ngtatago ky @iamwenguy7 lol

Female unemployment far outpaces male unemployment. Why doesn't Obama speak of that? #tcot #tlot #p2

@EDinCali btw, that zero hedge article was mostly about cheap credit. what do u think of revoking Fed's requirement to reduce unemployment?

Black unemployment has outpaces white unemployment. Why doesn't Obama speak of that? #p2 #tcot #tlot

@Jonathan_Deaux @PaulRyanVP @MittRomney @BarackObama It should have been larger and extended until unemployment got down to 6%

shit times being unemployed, don't even know what day it is half the time

He say he loves the way i rideee BITCH ride yoo ass all the way down to the unemployment office

@PANCHMONTANA your jobless!

I never keep ah hater unemployed , I always have ah job for um!

@CollinMartini: “@aidensavitch44: Listening to music/enjoying the rain all day.” *Jobless, Licenseless, Friendless Probs*

@jrmcauley @paigeroush Parents give their kids money, kids choose to spend it on getting a tattoo. ever wonder how jobless people afford it?

@entershicarrie JOBLESS SLAG JOBLESS SLAG

@FreepOpinion @freep shifts in wealth, unemployment, attacks on unions.. money. Public service layoffs, no construction, mortgages under.

#ObamaSeuss Why must you keep asking me 'bout unemployment facts, when there's a bright and shiny thing, like Romney's income tax!

@liamxHEALEY @TheBakaness it sounds like literally no one is being transferred anywhere... is everyone jobless? :S

Democrats and Obama are probably sick on their stomach..High food,gas prices,high unemployment..astronomical debt, rotten economy & crazy VP

@JamieDee95 wow, dini insult the unemployed

@ulrika_18 @IgweFemz How can you experience it Ulrika...jobless yout

the way you say my name, makes me feel like im that nigga. but im still unemployed .

Dis bitch was sellin weed & doin hair & saved up 6 unemployment checks to get dem Red Bottoms to be a Bad Bitch for da night!

@_anitafbaby umhmm. You going to be jobless tweeting at work lol

Obama can control his sheep best. He has them jobless and they worry about tax returns. Good job Obama! @cspanwj #tcot #news #p2 #teaparty

Coworker comes in the office and asked how to file for unemployment just cause he made a lil mistake lol

Those times were the greAtest trial times of my Life I was so free and Jobless, schools was stupidly on strike for some no take home reason

@Taylor_Starks how does it feel to be free and unemployed!? Do telllllllll hahaha #toogood #missyou

Bought my mom groceries. She covered my rent for a few months when I was unemployed. It's the least I could do. I hate Walmart tho~

@Vincent_Barber i thnk being unemployed is worse lol

@MusicLawyerDan well we disagree on that, the infrastructure is at it's weakest point in my lifetime, as is unemployment.

@DougieCameron4 While crying to yourself about unemployment?

LNP aren't helping with state level unemployment. Newman is increasing unemployment by 1% just by slashing the public service #insiders

i dont know what ive done wrong in my past life, but all i seem to attract is smelly jobless tramps/mingers with tiny dicks. FML.

@WetAsTheCee program through the state of michigan for unemployed workers. gives $10K to go back to school.

I'm officially an unemployed college student..

@p8triat @TPGee And still, blacks & homeless & unemployed hang onto this fraud.

@startupprincess I dreamed I could avoid being unemployed. Didn't realise every customer is an employer.

@TheDailyEdge CBO has already projected that is where unemployment would be ANYWAY. Stay tuned tomorrow when Mitt says he'll turn sky blue

I qualified for unemployment, I got a new job a new car starting a new chapter in my life with so many good things. This has to be a dream!

Chicken Soup for the Unemployed ‘for Dummies’ Writer’s Soul. #worstsellers

@Jonathan_Deaux @PaulRyanVP @MittRomney @BarackObama Improved infrastructure + lower unemployment is a win-win for all.

Just realized this is my very last night of summer. EVER. Unless I turn into a jobless hobo and then it's summer all the time...

But I need a job though #unemployed

@LisaLisa1908 ima look. I got denied unemployment benefits tho :-\

@BoyGeorge13 sucked his parents dry to fund his sarku japan diet. #jobless #tan #lazy #basementtanningmachine

@wikileaks time not so far any more till they are jobless :)

Lady bla bla jobless bitch and uneducated once she gets kicked out of TrIos for stealing tests !

The way you same my name, makes me feel like im that nigga, but im still unemployed .

@AnnieinCfree Yeah Give Amnesty to 2 Million Illegal Aliens while Millions more Americans remain Unemployed!

The average person on unemployment to make prince fielders salary this year is 78,498 weeks (1,509 years)

Soon as a hispanic chick tweets she likes black guys, its gon look like an unemployment line in her mentions.

Was told I chew onion rings really loud, but I don't care because I'm UNEMPLOYED!

1st time since 1964 Australia has had 4.3% GDP growth with 5.2% unemployment with 1.2% inflation & sub 7% mortgage rate (correct) #insiders

ROXBURY, Mass. – Republican Mitt Romney says the news that more Americans sought unemployment benefits last week is the latest proof that...

The unemployment rate in Detroit is 18%. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

Now I’m an unemployed college student

If tupac biggie easy e were still around lil wayne, Rick Ross and shit all of young money would be jobless

7 more shifts until I'm unemployed! #Weooo #abouttime

Unemployment rate averaged 6.4% under Howard

you only like my tweets from when I was unemployed & depressed, that puts you on the same level as assholes who pretend to care about vinyls

I want a nose septum but I might be unemployed if it's a big one.

I can't take these 40+ year olds still trying to be rappers/producers w/o a legit hustle til you make it! U R no entrepreneur UR#unemployed

In 1980 the media was questioning whether 1 man was able to do the job as president & if high jobless rate was new normal. Sound familiar

Black Teen Unemployment is 36.6%... and #Obama has a Laser Focus on Romney's Taxes. #tcot #p2 #obama2012 #gop #RomneyRyan2012 #NAACP