News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 18.08.12 Part 29

#HarperBumperStickers Lower unemployment, less crime, less corruption in office than the US! Vote conservative!

@AdamSessler So, Uh, Still unemployed, man?

@AliDuncs 22 and unemployed, I've got nowhere to go!

@BarackObama Unemployment rates rose in 44 U.S. states in July, the most states to show a monthly increase in more than three years.

I shouldn't get used to being this relaxed...but it's fabulous. #unemployed

@theedshow @FoxNews $500m plus 4 RR from Corporate Contributors are the real reason why unemployment is high, money is buying the election.

I HATE THAT I'M UNEMPLOYED NOW

People whose bios include: team iphone team single and team unemployed make me want to quit social networks and live in a cave.

I moved in w my brother and I'm still unemployed so I decided I'll cook and clean for now lol

@BarackObama that's funny, no seriously hilarious, do you see the unemployment numbers

I'm really happy to be jobless

@rahulsingh18 but many people will be rendered jobless, who live on income from tourism related businesses

Who has a job for me? Home in two weeks, unemployed and unloved. #work #writing #sad

5 minutes and I'm unemployed!!

Tipped. Well and truly tipped. You jobless battleaxe. #xfactor

#SoYouTellinMe you'd pass up an independent woman 2 jobs own car n spot for a jobless chick waitin on rides for her mama n hg'z kuz shebad

Well..not eligible for financial aid, and as of right now, I'm pretty much jobless. Can anything else go wrong? Seriously..

Does anyone want a 16 gig 4th Gen ipod touch? Offer me anything haha unemployed and need cash! #broke

Some pople r just jobless

@nufcfans unemployed, lost england job 2 wba manager, likes 2 buy & sale the same players. Didn't we turn down da chance 2 sign dawson??

@NeenahPete I majored in History & Ed w/ a minor in unemployment thanks 2 #GOP's destruction of public ed. Now I can say what I really think

jobless dude cc@itskaynoh

This bitch braggin bout gettin a unemployment check though -_-

Looks like I'm jobless till january

@nitingokhale Isn't Tarun Gogoi, Assam CM for more than 10 years. Time to question him on unemployment!

@arielramdeen currently unemployed. I was an intern in an office just for the summer, nothing special.

@paddie1958 hi how are you im still single still jobless

Lmfao my unemployment checks is dank

Also, I am now officially jobless. :/

Might be unemployed come Monday

Shop shop shop ..wait no money #jobless

@sowhatrusaying don't count CA the unemployment dropped because in the farm communities Pistachio and Almond harvest started seasonal work.

Mel B smells of desperation and unemployment! #xfactor #vile

@ohshxtitserin: This bitch braggin bout gettin a unemployment check though -_- lol money is money. Sitting at home & gettin it llh

Unemployment is rising #awesome

@Quaviebabe That's what scary hoes say. Like I said keep tweet banging. U don't got money. U jobless, carless, miserable bitch

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga. But I'm still unemployed.

Last day at work was today...Must say if feels good to be unemployed once again!

Jeans from Gap. I like them too... And money, given I'm about to be unemployed... (being dead subtle here, can you tell?)

people won't even crash der carz 4 me like there is NOTHING TO DO and i'm jobless sigh sigh sigh

I hate when jobs have 1000 questions on the questionnaire after 20 questions I pick up my phone ... Probably why I'm jobless now

@latry well hello unemployed boo

Lmao jobless boys@Joebaby58: All dis agbero boys forming upcoming artiste ehn!!!

Will @codepink be starting a Go to Work Dressed as a Vagina Day? Problem is it would inflate the unemployment numbers.

Women yal nid 2let us tek a breathe,wat u min am unemployed?i got a job n dts mekin u hapy n listenin 2 all yo stories

Finally going through the rest of my boxes and clothes! #unemployed

@khanhxo my theory is that good looking people will never be jobless.

Simon - music mogul @melb just a pissed unemployed woman.

I don't care if people think times have changed & employers don't care. The reality is, certain tattoos will keep you unemployed. The end.

#ThingsYouWontSeeAtObamaRallies even a hint about the 8.3% unemployment rate.

No longer contributing to unemployment in America #fuckyeah

@artquiltmaker no new job yet, but I'll be unemployed after Sept 28. I'll do my best to avoid attys

We've Met every single challenge? how about that 8% unemployment? @barackobama

Question: If you working and doing okay for yourself and your nigga is unemployed, is he still eligible to be called a broke nigga?

Neva leave a hater unemployed

Teach me how to speak ghetto because I want to start a rap career @tequkayla is so white. Saying career was your first mistake.

Im now offically unemployed #letthesummerbegin

Seven ways to be unemployed tomorrow! t.co/4HBCtKrS

I say tighten up unemployment benefits and get rid of #MedicAID actually I think #Obamacare will substitute MedicAID @WSBEAlum

@JackHart67 I've minored in unemployment but never thought to blame the GOP. Moreso gov't regulation, penalizing taxes and unions.

why are people just jobless.? What's the fight about now, attention seeking? Or you tryna be funny.. Like really get a life

Yeyeyey, I am not a jobless scrub anymore OO

@Kazport U r the same person that had the debate w/me over black unemployment right? Do u need me to share those #s w/u again?

Let's raid abeg..since man is jobless

@coralieva13 just postin pics but whatevs, miss ya toooo! unemployed come see me some time

Clifford's album gonna be fire. I'll put a whole unemployment check on it too bruh.

Fewer auditionees this year with unemployment down to 8%. #xfactor

@DeeinColumbiaMD Is the unemployment rate higher today for blacks then it was in 2008? Yes or No answer the question

Why is my hairline receding?! #shitkaylasays

@NicePersonNia with my unemployment I can buy us chicken everyday

unemployment never felt so good

@Phylxox hey shorty wasup?what we doing d whole of next week?ihope u stil jobless :)

Bout to be jobless real soon

Just found out I can collect unemployment! #morebeermoneys

@daunteburks yeah you're right, I'm terrified of the unemployed and insignificant @KeithOlbermann

Kayla keeps calling me danny zoocko (sp?!) from Grease because of my hair but I pefer Powerline from The Goofy Movie. #justsayin

@tyralipsy z really jobless 2nite tho.

might go to the movies tonight .. spending too much money today , i am unemployed for jesus sakes

@gigawattconduit God, that is exactly how I feel. I'm like, Really? Wanna be unemployed, losing weight because you have no food instead?

Chants of 4 more years from the crowd listening to Obama. Guess they like unemployment and govt. supplying their prosperity. #KoolAid

@NahNah_Kay LOOOL how can you say you hope i'm still jobless. Enemy of progress! Are you back?

@Juice2760 then you come to the crib of the unemployed next weekend!

@Jammie_DJ21 @arfinarr LOLmost of them wanted arfina but stepped right in as was like bitchshe unemployed but she be taken and she be adaddy

@jcm209 Not true, unemployment is higher under Obama, Revenue into the Government down, consumer confidence low, its worse then ever

@Stu_War nothing as well #unemployed just job hunting, fancy doing something? Beers ping

@Maurvin oh..then what do you do ? unemployed , like me, at the moment ? or already joined some company in ahmedabad ?

“@ITSaGO_ASH: Bout to be jobless real soon”

@torresajorrke it sad u don't have a life,u and ur jobless kealias,does Keagan or Talia even acknowledge ur existence haha how pathetic.

I feel like if jobs/schools kept up with what people were putting on Twitter instead of Facebook, a lot of people would be unemployed.

I dougie'd last night at the bar

Wow! Terrible combo @nikkioginni: Damn! I feel bad for girls that are heartbroken and jobless at the same time

@laura_carroll unemployed, perhaps. Unloved, false. Especially when I'm around #Love

Officially unemployed Gnna be a broke ass college gurl. #lesigh

@_WillH_ @xLiquidSquid marks arent u jobless atm so couldnt will say the same

According to my father my x-factor occupation by-line would be unemployed failure #parentalsupport #inconvenienttruth #xfactor

Everyday is Sunday when your unemployed.>> lmfbo fuck yeah :b

Obama says he has lowered taxes He's telling the truth He has lowered the taxes of all the UNEMPLOYED OR UNDER EMPLOYED

@adrianclark @kwasikwarteng @chrisskidmoremp @trussliz one million young people unemployed. Are they all lazy?

These 3 months being unemployed been a headache but I ain't have to struggle thanks to my mama my grandma my aunte and Kenny!

Officially unemployed !!