News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 18.08.12 Part 30

She's 16 writes songs and sings that good! Noooot too shabby! I'm 17 can't sing and jobless! Better get myself sorted!

@fleetstreetfox @Isabel_Mohan I average about 35/40 RTs per retweet. I am skinteroo and unemployed though, I'll have to sell my iPod.

I pay attention to politics and taxes..as a small business owner, I pay payroll, unemployment and other taxes just to operate!

After game, Arry said #Spurs didn't deserve to lose, will finish above #NUFC, credit to AP but back 4 wouldn't make Spurs bench. #unemployed

Remember when you were unemployed and republicans ignored you? Now you can get even in November. #Vote

If weed was legalized you'd have to be certified to sell it, they'd up the price and tax it. You jobless stoners couldn't afford it, so stop

Feels so good walking into somewhere (jobless) then walking out with a job

Looks like I'm jobless!

Reap the benefits from that pussy, unemployment

Lol! @SupermanHotMale: Remember when you were unemployed and republicans ignored you? Now you can get even in November. #Vote

She's about to feel what it's like to be unemployed..

12-13 hours a day, 19 days straight and its finally over #work #unemployed

@Kazport It's a stupid question. Unemployment is higher 4 everyone. But the racial disparity is = 2000, 1984, black unemploy is 2x whites

@BarackObama explain 1.5% GDP & 15% unemployment if the middle class is doing well. #RomneyRyan2012

@steamroll Nikki Haley is out doing things like this-posing for Vogue - that is why our unemployment rate is 9.6%

#MadeUpFacts The more humps a camel has the harder it's worked. It's rare to see the 14 humped variety now due to unemployment & job cuts!

“@Alex_Gardner2: She's 16 writes songs and sings that good! Noooot too shabby! I'm 17 can't sing and jobless! Better get myself sorted!”scum

@tinytiger21 It all worked out. I went to go talk to them on Tuesday and they accepted my resignation so I'm once again unemployed ^^/

@ashleytmason @trussliz @chrisskidmoremp perhaps these hard working tories can go to job centres and find work for young unemployed

MT @jarstone: Reality raising the minimum wage hurts unemployed. “@thinkprogress STUDY: Raising minimum wage especially benefits women

Where does that get us? It gets us Barack Obama, Harry Reid, 16 trillion dollars in debt, gigantic sustained unemployment, misery.

@mildnarcissist December is like a year away! Outsource your work. Hire me. I am jobless & i come free :) i charge in food.

@SupermanHotMale: Remember when you were unemployed and republicans ignored you? Now you can get even in November. #Vote

Unfortunately I resigned from my job in 2010 and now I am unemployed in my country. Any opportunity I can work in Dubai again YRH??

If dis was real nigga business you will be unemployed

@tjholthaus ~ a failing economy and unemployment

I'm blaming my unemployment on Obama.

O.C. hiring pauses in July, unemployment 7.9%OCRegisterDid you you miss these recent stories on jobs and the economy: California...

@hnic_devy your the one jobless

If this is real nigga business then you niggas unemployed

Dalits are now asking why they have are jobless. Powerful classes are unable to digest this change.

@DeeinColumbiaMD Still didn't answer the question Is the unemployment rate disproportionately higher in the black Community today then 2008?

offically unemployed! bring on the coupons #ballin

Done forever at Dunkin Donuts!! Hoooray!! #deuces #unemployed #collegebound

U can't have to much of a good thing like summer, u would just become lazy and unemployed

I'm @AndersonCooper's biggest fan & should b selected 2 visit Anderson Live! currently unemployed & need shameless self promotion!

@TheRepublocrat @tricia1925 If you call helping with unemployment over 8% his whole Presidency 23 Million no jobs helping then ya it worked

OK Oblahblah 6.5 million young people COULD stay on their PARENT's Health Care plan, UNFORTUNATELY they are NOW unemployed & HAVE NO INS!!

I guess I'm gonna let HEB fire me so I cab trey to get Unemployment, because my education & band comes before work

@RockRolled I honestly don't know how he sits in that room 24/7. I went insane when I was jobless last August up until May.

@lovelyydollx3 lmao thats just nxt week after that one im jobless & will b going to school tue wed & thu

One word, Jobless

Oh god I didn't email the prof for TWO WEEKS to let him know I arrived home safely. HOW RUDE AM I? I am so rude. This is why I am unemployed

I forgot that when I get back from Germany I get back to being unemployed haha woo

so twitter has informed me that i should follow larry flint. i wonder if they are trying to give my unemployed scientist self hints.

@bryonylauren24 you enjoy it?:) & I know! So do I! & They will, they'll be offering me a house & unemployment benefits etc.

I don't see that 8.3% unemployment as being moving FORWARD. #justsayin

@christianbclark when you're unemployed, every penny counts

To lower unemployment from our current level of 8.3% to 5%, we need GDP Growth of 6.5%. We are currently growing at 1.5%. #Econ #tcot

@RonHenriques LOL correction: the latino entertainment journalists community, where as I represent the unemployed entertainment journalists

@Nannn999 mind if i join you? #unemployed

*continues singing* The way you say my name makes meee feel like I'm that niggaa but I'm still unemployed lol

@oldhickory49 @nathanhale1775 .. My god gas $1.60 and unemployment 4-5 % ... Stupid no... GOOD OLD DAYS.

@NewsNinja2012 Black Teen Unemployment is 36.6 % & Obama gave jobs to Illegals! SMH, he even hates his own! Vote Obama out, Help Black Youth

Ouch , dt hurts! T @tybaltsegodi: Its okay to cheat on her if she's unemployed.

@shehu_ade x_x. I was jobless naa

and my mom borrowed a thousand dollars from my brother to pay off her bills since she's basically unemployed at the moment .-.

Mel B. The working* man's Beyonce. (*unemployed, Coral-frequenting, with one big flat dreadlock)

@jaymplant yep. 3 1/2 years and we have a federal deficit that is out of control. Unemployment over 8%. Nice job so far #sarcasm

LOLOL my mom had traffic class this morning & according to one of the older ladies only unemployed people get DUI's OKAY.

@paulinecjones Unemployment has dropped since you've been away Pauline! That's not on!

“@damirisdead: Mel B. The working* man's Beyonce. (*unemployed, Coral-frequenting, with one big flat dreadlock)” haaa

@Kazport No roughly double is double. Maybe u shld do the math. Black unemployment is roughly double whites since we started keeping records

@batman_york Spandex covered and unemployed I may be, but the real question is: Why Jim Carey, why?

Finish what we started? Really so more unemployment, regulation, & diminished expectations for our future. #forward

@AGJchemist And I suspect that blacks are in markets with higher overall unemployment -- agrarian south, inner city, etc.

@nufcfans Harry Redknapp is a saggyfaced old twat!! Bitter & Twisted towards the toon, but wots he doin now... #unemployed #talksaloadashite

?150 to get a new iPhone because my screens smashed, how the fuck am I going to get ?150 when im jobless, cunts.

@lyonboy1 I understand that you are now not only unemployed but exams didn't go your way. What are your plans for next year?

@jjauthor #Obama2012slogans Gas & food prices are up Unemployment is over 8%. Let me go vacation at Martha's Vineyard

People wonder why so many ate unemployed and under employed... everyone has their own agenda...not just making money sickening

#ObamaNH Under obama: 8.3% unemployment for 42 months, worst in 70 years. #HopeaDope

Totally sick of BHO's lies. His economic plan worked! U6 unemployment 18% 16 Trillion debt. Says free healthcare.- SOMEONE PAYS FOR ALL

Shit just got real! I am now unemployed..

Unemployment of 15% and I'm hanging the laptop out the sitting room window trying to get a signal! @FineGaelToday Any chance of broadband?

At 8.3%, the unemployment rate is higher under Barack Obama than any President seeking re-election since FDR! #tcot

Strange crazy lady: did the bus come by. Me: i think so. Strange crazy lady: i don't need to be on time you know why?, i'm unemployed. M ...

Unemployment feels good...for now

If I listen to everyone that said That wont work I would be sitting jobless like them on their parents couch. #beattoyourowndrum

Dont complain about working weekends. The unemployed would be grateful to cry your blues.

officially unemployed #contributingtotheunemploymentrate #takethatobama

How many pretentious, jobless, not amounting to anythings can you fit on one street? #whyteave #fringe #thanksforpayingmyrentdad

@appelisthebomb congrats! I just left Dunkin Wednesday #whoop #unemployed

But it's ironic how those same unemployed niggas can afford the expensive tats & shit. Lol...get a REAL job niggas!

Black Teen Unemployment is 36.6 % & Obama gave jobs and amnesty to Illegals immigrations and congressional Black caucus >> Crickets! #tcot

My sis nd cuzins re so jobless

@NeeedsMoreBrei lol sheesh ....I ain't even tryna hear all that ..my unemployed a**

I blame unemployment benefits for the demise of the entire Social Services System including the #MediCare & #MedicAID crises

Sometimes it takes being jobless to know that you have a job

@MartaMorris yay unemployment club

@ailsatodd Yehhhhh, omg I meant to text you. I got another job, M&sS so I am no longer unemployed! Still trying to get a job with you tho! x

@d_Alynn says the unemployed bum. #ooouuuccchhhh.

Oomf is on twitter so much..no wonder he's unemployed

Like how the hell are you collecting an unemployment check + food stamps for 4 yrs in a cadillac ?

have come to notice that since the unemployment percentage has gone up and down, so has the lines at job fairs recently.

Obama refuses 2 take responsibility 4 anything in this country. He's still blaming Bush 4 2days unemployment. He killed Bin Laden Bullcrap!

If lowe taxes creates more jobs, then how come NV, where there is no income tax, has one of the highest unemployment rates? #thinkaboutit

@capflowwatch and black teenage unemployment at something like 49%.

I only have 3 more years in Detroit period. grabbing my diploma and Gtfo, this isnt where its at. Stay here you either dead or unemployed.

@Kiss_My_Assh: Oomf is on twitter so much..no wonder he's unemployedlmaooo he might get payed to tweet