News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.09.12 Part 40

Compared to you, I pay for my shit while you need a man to help your unemployed ass out. #getouttahere #youaintshit

#FDI will make more people poorer,jobless..cong will put them in useless schemes like Narega for votebank..keeping them poor helps congress

So don't bitch about ur ramen noodles &

@KiaraDontCare we can trade!! I don't need this shit lol it ain't like I'm using it right now anyway #jobless

@ihtsJhane JUST DON'T MESS UP MY SOUP OR KARMA GONE BE JOBLESS, LOL

You try so hard to find a job and when u get it u start wishing u were unemployed...

Apparently, @rebelwrit is a freelancer and I'm just unemployed

@SanitariumFM Not actually got GW2 yet unfortunately :( being Jobless is no good but ill join you when i get it next month

I AM NO LONGER JOBLESS!!!!!!! :D HURRAY!!!!!!! LOL!!

miss the unemployed days

.@Walmart has never been the answer for NYC—least of all at a time of high unemployment, declining incomes &

@BrightonHockey thank you. Unemployment wouldn't be great right now!

@mermaidenmel i'm jobless, and I need to save my money.

how dare we be furious about lack of health care....when poor millionaires need unemployment and bonuses #CheapBastards

@kimbahley knew how to do. And a lot of what he said wasn't relevant to my field. I think he also taught us how to claim our unemployment

@seanhannity Obama is so unique we have riots, massive debt, massive unemployment, inflation, downgrades...etc! Unique isn't the word!

No longer with an unemployed bum.. Congrats @jaywittig !

Atleast he's not 27 and jobless

Wouldn't be surprised if I'm unemployed Monday lol

your on unemployment for your job #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Why am I watching Dr. Phil for the 4th day in a row? Is this the deepest self-punishing phase of unemployment?

You're unemployed, #ButYouGotThatiPhone5Though

@kimbahley If you have any q's about unemployment, you can message me on facebook so I don't have to send you 30 tweets, haha.

Unemployed: Man I need a JOB! Employed: Man FUCK WORK! Lol #everytime

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans Unemployment will never go above 8%.

Officially unemployed!!!

@SCVIndy @ToddKincannon i say job retraining lasts as long as someone is on unemployment or welfare, until they find work

Watched a documentary about unemployment on Long Island. Dude's house was getting foreclosed in 30 days, but he can afford cigarettes.

On unemployment.... #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

The middle east is burning, the U.S' credit rating is lowered again. QE3, unemployment is over 8%, gas is $3.89. Explain Hope &

@CourtneyBrown1_ don't be slagging that off you know I'm a jobless bum!!! Xx

@lynneym we were bloody close. AGAIN. So I am still jobless and world-record less.

On a serious note, if you're unemployed here in the UK and have a university degree, don't put it to waste go to Somalia and make difference

First full week of working after unemployment done. My only conclusion is that eh, I miss sleeping in.

@LibyaLiberty @Gheblawi @Libyan4life sick, tired, disillusioned, jobless-- these are all the ingredients you need for extremism to foment.

@lilseed559 that his stimulus project has created over 1 Million jobs and has lowered the unemployment rate from a 10 percent to 8 percent

Dayum my life is just changing. No more weed, no more basketball, no more unemployment..

If you have tattoo's on your face, I really hope your musical career gets its big break bc you are forever unemployed if not.

Woke up from my nap to a freshly printed hundred dollar bill on my desk.. I think I can get used to being unemployed #thanksdaddy ****

Non-employed employable Americans (unemployed) hit another 30 yr high, there's less Americans working than when the “recovery” began in 2009

@mikedoukakis there is no work here, I'm two years are unemployed :(

Working day is over. FIFTEEN DAYS OF WORK LEFT. Fifteen days, then six months of travel/unemployment. Yes please.

WTF jobless... Weird feeling ....

AnnoyADem-Say problm w/Michigan-its 1/2filled w/unemployed &

Embassies on fire everwhere Another US credit downgrade 14% black unemployment So? There's always time to golf. -mao #p1 #cspj #lnyhbt #tcot

Keep your eyes on the economy.. Credit Downgrade, Unemployment claims up.

@ParksDj: #ObamaSweatshirtSlogans Unemployment will never go above 8%. #gotcha

Being unemployed has made me hate all of the material things I've acquired over the years. I would give it all up to stay in an empty house.

About time . #unemployed .

You jobless and living in Woodruff Park #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Spain is a worrying case now. Constitutional issues. Corruption. Financial disarray. Almost unbelievable unemployment. Trust in youth?

I imagine this guy as one of the unemployed ppl sitting outside JELDWEN right now. #rctid #EBFG #PortlandWeek t.co/LVmOjnCR

@giteau_rugby different class your French. Your kid should send Robbie Deans a thank you card. Unemployed or living in South of France hmm

I can deal with being jobless, even with being homeless. What I can't deal with is this third Friday in a row being sober #WhatTheFuck

Phew! Yay for being unemployed again...!! ******

You unemployed #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho the blood of Jesus!

@Glaring_Tiger yep with all the men locked up or unemployed.women must love this. They can have any man arrested on their word alone. #mgtow

@jordanknight wish i could! My sons a senior in hs &

@LWareing123 not to sure Laura being unemployed is overrated!

@Gipdabarber229 @Miller51550 @BarackObama he promised by the way to have the jobless rate down to 5.something he was going to decrease ..

suprise,suprise counttry credit ratig down grated,so while 27mill unemployed 47mill on the stamp,lets give muslim brotherhood 1.5billion bho

@EmiRosePea is that because of uni your unemployed?

Well I'm officially unemployed now. Walked my last dog. I managed not to cry in front of his owner.

@UsedToBeMyHouse its shocking the number of young people who are unemployed cos they have no experience. #Rage

@DBurgessreports unemployment has remained amongst lowest in nation due to our low guaranteed benefits. Not sure about auto bailout in nh

@respekmist I'm unemployed &

Dat dis kid assumes dah am jobless like him to be tweeting all day gets me slighted. He just mite get blocked

Why do i'm being twitless in this couple days? Why do i'm jobless? Why do I have to tweet this shit? *lanjut push up*

If you did you wouldn't be helping me move all damn day.Unemployed bastard

Corporate profits at 50-year high. Unemployment at 50-year high. Hmm.

8 years older than me currently unemployed &

@ochocinco You must be really bored being unemployed and all. Im unemployed but I have a two year old to pass the time :-)

@ochocinco is going off on twitter now...guess he doesn't have much else to do now... #unemployed

@ochocinco is the best unemployed WR hands down!

Do you need to work on your resume? Sign up for the Resume Writing Workshop at your local Career Center #EUC0

#WakeTheFCUKUp! Vote for Obama and guarantee more misery and unemployment, but better stories. He promises to tell better stories.

When @KATplumGLAM promised me a job,but here I am. Still unemployed /?\

unemployment line : credit card decline

Tos solve unemployment in dis country,girls should quit school while guys should subscribe to that.

right, I'm off to bed, but seeing as I'm now unemployed I'm going to be tweeting a lot of shit over the next week. A LOT. OF SHIT.

@danielwilsonpdx @LB_Sergio do you think robots and other automation tech (3d printers, contour crafting, etc) will cause unemployment riots

@arlowhite they're probably unemployed too.

An 11 hr work day is so much better than being unemployed

I'm two hours away from L.A. I can smell the unemployed actors already...

@andreita_mb Same thing happens here with jobs, so many people are unemployed

@Jadekk_ let's toast to our unemployed asses

@kflann12 yeah on unemployment #missionaccomplished

America this. America that. Shut up already and spend your unemployment check.

@fat_ass_goon do you think they gone let em collect unemployment? lol

Atlanta (GA) CBS46: Lawmakers call on labor commissioner to reinstate jobless benefits

Twitter= The home of the jobless.

For all of those who have been unemployed in the past is there any particular website you used to look for jobs?

#ipad Poeple are no selfish, can't believe my personal eyes!!! Unemployment does not guarantee leisure.

Unemployed, uneducated, in a relationship with an older member of the same sex and under 18. Could my life be more politically incorrect?

“@HollywoodNiNo4 To make up for all of the jobs he created that college grads can't find to pay these loans? Covering up unemployment rate?

gas is at $4, Americans dying, unemployment above 8%. Bush did a better job

@Abikee_: Twitter= The home of the jobless.

You get an unemployment check #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho!

You're living off unemployment

@ochocinco Romney ~ BO has failed economic improvement/unemployment &