News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.09.12 Part 39

Sitting for a rest in a McDs full of unemployed men who are OK with too-loud piped-in 80s music.

Officially unemployed. t.co/hJWaHjB1

Yes I am jobless....jobless I am....am I jobless? (Ans:start 4rm d beginning)

You've been unemployed for almost three decades now… it's time to look for a employment, not someone to suck off for an iPhone 5… #DoBetter.

Oh look I failed 9th grade-eat food Oh look I got my 16 yr old gf prego-eat food Oh look I'm jobless-eat fo- wait you can't afford it sorry

Until NO NEW JOBS are being made. Companies are profitable and CXOs are fantastically wealthy. Repeat. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

@EastSideZay_ black is a color at ur job u filled in African American. Right? Except u are jobless. Don't fool ur self get over it lmao

@Tameeena 1. He's not unemployed he's an entrepreneur

@KarmsAsuncion jobless again? HAHAHAHAHA! KIDDING. oh yeah! dinner right? come by here nalang sa house.. I'll cook for you guys!

@cdking22 @iHateJJRedick King Cobra was only good when you were broke or unemployed. #CollegeBeer

@Kashfarmer hehe jobless boi

To make it look as if corporations can't find workers, the coup de grace: The search for the purple squirrel. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

first day on the new job after a record 2 weeks unemployment. #holla

She needs me now but I can't seem to find the time. I got a new job now and the unemployment lies

Would one argue that high unemployment rate reflect the probability of growth in a country's economy?

U live on unemployment #ButUGotThatIphone5Tho

Cant believe iv been jobless since November and now I hav 2 interviews on Tuesday!

Create an application for a job so strenuous, rigid, demanding, with so many requirements, NO ONE CAN DO IT! [#unemployment #work #jobs]

@queenkawaii he decreased the unemployment rate among children in Africa by 30% that's all you need to know.

I can't wait till the winter transition period for work, gonna sit on my ass and collect unemployment. #freemoney

This job takes the work of what was once 3 unique positions and turns them into a one (wo)man department. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

Excuses are for the unemployed... and the drunks

But when 20 million people are out of work, you have your pick of potential employees. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

An single application can get upwards of 10,000 responses. What is a fabulously wealthy corporation to do? [#unemployment #work #jobs]

@KarmsAsuncion wehh! jobless ka e. JOBLESS KA E! HAHA! jk. oct till? yeah!! but more on baking ako. :)

@ochocinco must don't have fans, nobody defends him, oh you unemployed I almost forgot.

Buy a software program to review them all. Teach it what you want it to find from resumes. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

.@BarackObama You plan is to build on 42 month of 8% unemployment?

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans you thought 8% unemployment was bad?

@jamestolson So literally, we just have to do nothing and we become deficit neutral. But we have crumbling infrastructure &

@Navneet_IC For me, the even more amazing part is that people actually give a fuck about the personal lives of these inbred jobless f***s.

And then watch as it fails to find a single qualified employee from tens of thousands of applicants. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

Enrollment at Arizona State University tops 73,000. Something to brag about? Discuss.

Apparently my summer job wasn't so permanent, so now I'm officially unemployed once again

This time tomorrow I'll be unemployed and many of my pals will be at Uni partying hard. Gonna miss my boys @MaternalMark &

One CEO was so confused why he couldn't find an entry level employee for his business, he applied for the job. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

everywhere i look i see people on strike , when are the mechanics going on strike , lol. work people and unemployment will be go down.

pre-drink like you're unemployed

Midday break only occurs in Spain. This could be the reason for the gap in unemployment rates among EU countries #alicante #benidorm #calpe

Needless to say the software was so [insert pejorative here] HE COULDN'T GET THE JOB, EITHER. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

@Fhayooo is making money while I'm here jobless ( ._.) #harsh life

I've been unemployed for like 2 months already and I'm ready to go back to getting money.

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans Sure I'm unemployed and living with my parents, but isn't this sweatshirt kewl?

This means there is a greater problem at work than just a Skills Gap at work in America. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

@ochocinco You Should Go Back To Your Bio Saying UnEmployed Black Man!!

You're on Section 8, Food Stamps, Medical and unemployed. #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

ToObama, dems 2govern is 2shepherdMedia, keep em in line. Obama is my shepherd, I shall not be unemployed, He leads me by RED HERRINGvideos

@TruthIzSexy i know that feeling. its getting to the point where unemployed will have to choose between eating or having electric/gas.

The preceding stream of tweets brought to you by #tired #hungry #frustrated #academia #unemployed and, of course, #gamerstalkingpolitics

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Tell me more about how busy you are as an unemployed teenager taking general classes and participating in no EC activities. #mustbehard

Millions of americans are unemployed, we have less jobs now since obama signed the stimulus bill. A budget hasn't been passed in 4 years.

Going to end my first installment of THE GREAT RESET, The Skills Gap in America. See you next week. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

It's been a while since I've worked a Friday night. I should just call in #unemployment #callingmyname

@wolfblitzer wondering if large unemployment numbers in middle east also cause of unrest?

Most boring weekend... Hate being unemployed #needmoney #givemeajob

Huffpo says students are unemployed b/c they don't volunteer enough... Yeah, or y'know, employers could HIRE them like they used to. #shrug

@EventCloudPro safe to say that the rioters are angry about a lot more than the trailer. I.e. rampant unemployment.

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans When you're cold, hungry, jobless, and homeless, I'll be there to tell you it was all Bush's fault

Next Week: Looking at work in America, we have to consider work may never look like it did in the 80s. Ever. [#unemployment #work #jobs]

waiting on that unemployment check #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@RTE_NVUS_KP lol that's my goal!!! Unemployed (by choice) but employable

@mrmiami60 if the #GOP congress did not cut government spending unemployment would be 7% right now &

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans 2013 Unemployed Tour

She's unemployed but she's hella with a blow job ....

@Yo_Maahi nice and interesting :) so u r half telgu I guess? I was working with a career magzine and am totally jobless now! Quite literally

@ImMelly2 @rarelymongeese @librinivorous @becgetshealthy STOP TELLING MY SECRETS TO THE INTERNETS, MEL. Also yes, there is the jobless thing

@HawaiianPunch88 Probly on unemployment too #democraticproblems

@LauraDavey92 hahah good. and end of the month I think. I need to decide where I want to live/get a job. As I'm still jobless.

Just met this guy &

How is it still possible #Romney could likely lose this? 10% REAL unemployment+dead economy+US embassies stormed from Cairo to Tunis? #Obama

You're on unemployment and use food stamps #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@JasoWenino Some people wont start looking until they need more for the holidays or until that unemployment runs out.

@jfenster Billionaires use #StandardizedTests to pin unemployment to bad #teachers' chests. It hurts!

Sitting at home unemployed is started to get depressing.

You're unemployed. For 3 years now. #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

I should of been a hooters girl during the time I've been jobless.

People who sit back relax and collect unemployment #thatsthatshitidontlike

@theconradwaite does it count that I'm on PA unemployment hah

Your unemployed and can hardly pay the bills. #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Unemployed Since 2008 #ObamaSweatshirtSlogans

@Bogogo_44 I think it's just a fancy way to say unemployed

has got so many TV boxsets to watch - when did I think I'd be unemployed enough to deal with this?

@MarcDub224 I'm just telling you what I read in the obama care. What you say to unemployment down and debt up

@Volatar appreciable amount. With high unemployment and people out of jobs - for no fault of their own, I might add - people will not

Someone come hang out with me tonight! So bored. :/ #loserstatus #jobless

Once again,Dems are cleaning up rampant unemployment,Wall St crash,housing collapse,financial insolvency&

My cousin was unemployed all of last year and made $67,000 from all of the welfare benefits. That's fucking horseshit and a half.

Your unemployed and can hardly pay the bills. #ButUGotThatIphone5Tho

U.S. credit rating got downgraded twice, our foreign policy is appeasement &

“@_TheAdamSandler: you've got five kids, no job,and you file for unemployment #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho” ahahahahahahaha

So I'm getting suspended from work ** I haven't been jobless since 09 I can't imagine life with out a job *long sighs*

first time I got unemployed addicted me to Facebook &

My mom just called her boyfriend Jobless Jimmy.

@OhHeyAves idek! I know unemployment is unusually high in PDX but goddammmnnnnn.

Obama How Do U Explain 23 MIL UnEmployed 16 Trillion in Debt No Balanced Budget @CNN @msnbc #OHIO #FLORIDA #MICHIGAN #VIRIGINIA #COLORADO

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You live off food stamps and unemployment #ButYouGotThatIPhone5Though

i'm jobless

The Unemployment rate has fell from 8.3% to 8.1%.