News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.09.12 Part 32

If all of my followers donated ?1 to my 'help im unemployed fund' i'd be ?1525 richer. #letsdoit

After a week of teaching employability skills to the unemployed I feel like I contributed to what I would call society

@juanabalmedina ... if it was such inclusive as you say, a person with my vast knowledge won't be unemployed. I know, I must sell my soul.

@topbuyforex1 Fed's Raskin : Unemployment Rate Has Fallen at a disappointingly Slow Pace #topbuyforex1

this nigga done filed for unemployment &

As of now I am officially unemployed.

There is no moral clarity on the rioting miners cause. Let those unemployed youths #occupymines or JSE. Greedy employed blood thirsty cult.

You got unemployed. #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

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The way you say my name, makes me feel like I'm THAT nigga.. But I'm still unemployed.

@YoungAdvisors I'm 32 I've worked since the age of 16, never been unemployed or on benefits but I have never felt poorer than I do now!

Fuck Egypt. Take that 1.2Billion away, watch their 25% unemployment rise and 50% underemployment go crazy

Illinois unemployment? 8.9%. No, didn't mention any senatorial effort to create jobs on my '08 resume at The Ladders. Wasn't top of my list.

@sarcastathon @langtry_girl ah, the we hate scroungers ones. Guess they've never heard of graduate unemployment then?

My bosses would be pissed after getting to know what I wrote against 'em under my supervision. I might be jobless soon :x

I don't even remember the last time I was this broke. Thats what I get for relying on unemployment. Smh

Dont let the bitches know you unemployed..NOOO..they will run away from you!

I predict that the debates will focus on birth control and abortion more than the events of this week or unemployment.

@cutieshelly_120 im about to be unemployed though so im hoping to find something soon when i get back to JA.

#Mastermind John H: Occupation? Contestant (mid 40's): 'Unemployed' John H: Specialist subject? Contestant: Doctor Who. #whodhavethoughtit ?

@Calvofx i fail to see how this will improve on the unemployment in USA

#DefeatObama because of 43 months of unemployment above 8%. (True unemployment over 10%.)

Having a slam dunk contest by myself while listening to Kanye West playlist. #unemployment

ToObama+dems 2govern is 2shepherdMedia, keep'em in line. Obama is my shepherd, I shall not be unemployed, He leads me by RED HERRING videos.

With all the unemployed people in America you think that Costco $COST could hire some more cashiers! t.co/ffBfiy0C

Unemployment running out after this check #butugotthatiphone5tho

Waiting on your unemployment check is not a full time job!!! #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

New career path - Acid Jazz Singer. Now I just need to figure out what acid jazz is. #unemployment fun

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans Got Unemployment?

wow the second youre jobless after your first job life is just terrible..

@NatashaGiggs Someone is about to become unemployed

@BarackObama just two unofficial words can completely change 30.000 unemployed teachers' life in Turkey. just two words: Hire'em!

You're Unemployed #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Being Unemployed is serious enough but what about if your clients become too sick or too hurt to work? The only solution is Pay Check insur…

My favorite! Youre car-less &

I think while I'm unemployed I should go hang around the Mastercard Centre for training camp - er I mean visit my Grandma in Etobicoke......

With all the unemployed people in the country you think Costco $COST could hire some more cashiers. Lines are 10 deep. t.co/moxmuBDJ

@richardbranson considered sponsoring the long term unemployed? unqualified for V apprenticeships but would have loved a chance to work

Great, working all weekend. Earn money and spend it all on food. Could just been jobless and eat from home #simple #bum

I've been unemployed for a week and already want a new job

long-term unemployed man's twitter account headlined want a job. Got one in a week. Now there's innovation for you!

Don't talk to me about unemployment, I come from a small Derbyshire fishing village!

Dollar debasement is the new strategy. Unlike QE1 and QE2 the new QE is open ended. Inflation targets replaced by unemployment targets.

since i'm jobless and have nothing to do i actually watched #antm british invasion LOL it was fun,usa sux XD

@PUREHAIRE @ekekeee On the contrary, they are not many poor people there. Check out those arsonist, they are mainly the poor &

Officially unemployed #thankgodforthat

Never thought I'd actually look forward to being unemployed.

@tmims50 alright? He brought unemployment down to the average rate giving MILLIONS jobs. &

Wow... 6 months unemployed. Time flies. Need to get a job!

@tinytiger21 sob no I wish. Still unemployed but thanks

@HumanityCritic well, she enacted No Worker Left Behind, which gave $10,000 to unemployed residents to get training or a degree.

When you're poor, angry, and unemployed, its easy to protest daily.

De Jevu all over again. Embassies attacked, gas prices going way up, unemployment up. At least Carter stayed at WH &

@BarackObama key words: 30.000/unemployed/teachers/Turkey/employement

I can’t stop glancing over the setlist for #riotfest. Unemployed college graduate sick of this fucked up system, but yearning for music.

@jesuschristmofo You is an unemployed carpenter with shit clothes &

@MrWoleOmari thank God ?O? said it urself # as Jobless as over 80,000 tweets

Well job was shutdown so unemployed again but on a #high note a guy I met gave me a ride home and shared his #weed ... #happy #Legalize #PPP

@msnbc So, I guess we got to endure 4 more years of unemployment, because Obama is SOoooo Cooool!! Americans are fucked in the head!!!!

.. obesity, unemployment, socioeconomic status &

on tuesday i have to go to a four hour seminar at 8:30am at the unemployment office......... #SOS

.@woodhouseb don't sweat these ignorant Repubs...they're just mad cause Obama has 43 straight months of +8% Unemployment! #Obama2012 #p2

Others on CNBC are furious you're making money in stocks. They say we could someday have high unemployment &

@_iLearn_iLive_ I'm sending u the card jus as soon as I get out of this unemployment office...

I didn't realize HOW hard it would be living without my @Billboard mag... damn unemployment #imverysadaboutthis #likereallyreallysad

@KimKardashnin Yeah, I just need to find a way to fund it. But being unemployed, it will have to wait.

@michigandems There are 16 Trillion Reason Not to Vote for Obama, 23 million people Unemployed, Obama failed- @youngdems @Indie_Voters

@fuckhypebeasts: The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed.

FINALLY! I got a job interview, I feel like I've been unemployed for eternity! Gotta make them #racksonracksonracks

@AdamLegzdins @barks5 @tomloakes what would I do without you all! #unemployed

@merooom I m well educated graduate computer known person,its time which made me jobless otherwise needs not to bcome driver.

I called 2omf to tell them about this seasonal job..nd they both didn't answer *shrugs* I guess unemployment is more fun than i thought Btfo

What would happen if we started talking about the distribution of wealth and resources instead of talking about unemployment? #economy #USA

Just got some WINGS from my favorite lil wing spot. Cafe Buffalo Wings on MLK by the Unemployment office lol... #hoodANDgood ******?

Conflicted on this. Morsi narrow 'leader' of foundling democracy sitting on powder keg of youth unemployment/bad economy. @pettybooshwah

@GardnerSalad His voter base has no idea what is going on in the Middle East. All they know is 99 weeks of unemployment and welfare.

@swattal2002 jobless as of now! Ws working with a career magzine earlier!

@leomasharin so what is your response to the unemployment, welfare, and debt #. hows obama gonna fix the economy he doesn't even have a plan

my day consisted of jeremy kyle, location location location and napping. yep, definitely unemployed #bringbackthebaguettes

@RiotFest are you doing any festival entry charities for unemployed, poor, and frustrated with-the-fucked-up-system folk? I’d gladly apply.

If tweet Good Morning after 12pm.. you're screaming to the world that you're unemployed

I'm sure everyone will be laughing their ass off with 200 oil and 9 dollar cereal with higher unemployment.

Unemployed people going tgif -_-

Urgh proper fuming!! Everyone seems to be getting a job except me :( #Unemployment

how does my religiously jobless (for the past 9 years AT LEAST)cousin have a droid &

I remember the days when I was unemployed and woke up at 1pm minimum. Now, 3.40 am. #work

Dad is now unemployed.

Hey Alex McLeish, how's unemployment working for ya? #shitmanager

50% of jobless nigerian youth are Musicians.

Can't fuck with this jobless/poor shit anymore ****

Sometimes wish @NicholasJStrong was unemployed #bored

#IfMittWerePresident The US wld B in depression, unemployment wld B all-time high, nation wld B in multiple wars, auto industry wld B dead

The greatest thing you can do to help unemployment is to add a second drummer to your band.

@BillHemmer The Fed complains about unemployment going down shockingly slow and just jacked up gas prices by a buck with QE3.

@elvin1983 that's so great -- sometimes you've just gotta GO, even if it's just for a few years. I was unemployed when I hiked it to CA too.

majority of the muslims in the Middle East are jobless suffering people.

Sometimes I wish I was a little jobless druggy! Seems to be the way of an easy life in this house!

And I complain a lot about how much work I have and how busy it is but I'm lucky to have a job. So many people are unemployed...

@_BigRed58Down_ wake up you unemployed bum!

Start getting your resume ready, there will be a Job Fair Thurs, Sept. 27, 9 am – 2 pm @ Capital City Mall in Jeff City #EUC0