News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.09.12 Part 20

@ntashaab that's a rock solid plan except for the whole unemployed part #nomoneynofun

Smh, ppl STEALING toiletries from the unemployment office !! #thestruggleisreal .

Unemployment is a very sweet tasting nectar. Scroungers and bru merchants have life down to a T.

@omojuwa I guess its one of the effects of unemployment

If you get a tattoo on your forehead, you're screaming...keep me unemployed. #dummies

i'm an unemployed crystal meth addict

Any day i get paid is a good day! I'm unemployed.

@youngruffy @abusidiqu @MustaphaDabogi : Na so 1 jobless OccupyNaija dey tweet rubish since morng. He think he was intelligent or wat?

@mamelamw For the months I was filing for unemployment, I got the same. Half an hour of waiting, then a hang up. Infuriating.

Today I'm wearing a #spraytan. Because looking good while unemployed is very important.

Time to sniff a fuckin unemployment of cocaine #Rawr

jobless we are.! with my friend piyali.! t.co/WnpyKGrR

Embracing my last day of unemployment #bed #pants #adventuretime

You know u don't truly love that girl, bro, you are jus jobless

@Twincognito not poor steve, poor us we would be jobless

I learn in my mac class that black ppl are double da percent of whites in unemployment smh

yes yes we are all doing fine.. unemployment up

@EmonEy0715 @Team_NO_Kids @TrinaAbaby86 Y'all Let Her Clip Me Wit No Vote Or Unemployment lol smh

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@YearUp @tombrokaw especially for people like me w/ a disability. @dcpolicedept's hiring policy won't hire anyone unemployed w/in last 5 yrs

So your on unemployment? #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho #America

QE3 gives unlimited funds to the 1% and nothing to main street. And it ensures high unemployment until it ends and not the other way round.

on CHILLER: 'The Mind of Simon Foster' - In the future a jobless man (Bruce Weitz) must sell his memories.

ive gots a problem solver for unemployment. its called get of your lazy ass and do something for ur self. there are jobs out there in U.S..

@charlesromaine She kills me with every line. Her slate faced delivery is impossibly perfect. See, unemployment has perks: Emily Kuroda.

The protesters and film producers alike are all hypocrites, imbeciles and equally jobless people.

No job and unemployment checks but to finish up #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Suddenly it's Friday? When did this happen? Just as it happens when unemployed, it seems when I work EVERY DAY the days blend together.

@CoolinMoe I'm voting for Romney because he doesn't like handing out money to jobless people on welfare and food stamps.

So many people are unemployed .. It's sad, so thankful to have my job.

Dear #japan, give me a #job, sincerely #unemployed #tesol #tefl #teacher (ps ignore my rambling on twitter...)

@DudekGoesHard @chavo_m yeah but unlike you lucky fucks, i'm jobless.

Liberals r U really that stupid..24mil unemploy. 6 tril in debt 3 1/2 yrs Blacks in bad shape 16% jobless. Do U belong 2 the Govern? #p2

@politico @politicoclick Black Youth Unemployment at 45%. Why would any sane human vote for Obama?

@chelly_bounce you're right but gotta keep the hustles going to keep money coming in, especially since im unemployed...

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Me: *sitting jobless and sad* Mom: What's wrong? Are you okay?? Me: My boyfriend's sick. Mom: awwh... Justin's sick? *hugs me*

Sometimes I miss a jobless lifestyle.

@ToddKincannon unemployed vet have to watch tv by antenna, can we sue @ABC @CBS @NBC for their bias against conservatives?

@LondonEmmaC91 at kingston? I'm being unemployed and looking for jobs! Lol

It was nice to be on a vacation from stressful unemployment for a few days.

16trilliondebt 8%unemployment Highestrateoffoodstamps HighPoverty Solyndra fastfurious libya-egypt-middleeast all fruits of Obama.

@metc500 when you put it that way it's even more frightening. So many studios close and talented people go unemployed.

U jobless or non school goin ass mofos that say TGIF get on my fuckin NERVES! WTF do you do all week that u cant wait for friday?!

@RightCandidates That will only work if the unemployed are spending their days watching MSNBC instead of looking for work.

Unemployment check is late?#ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

One full day of being unwell and I've never been so bored in all my life! I don't envy you jobless people at all #boringlife

Kissing those unemployment checks goodbye ?

@MadalynNguyen Oh you must be mistaken! I wasn't talking about the rankings for most unemployment after college!

From @changeequation: in KY, there are 1.4 STEM jobs for every 1 unemployed person. There are 5.3 unemployed people for every 1 non-STEM job

Would of been seeing kevin hart if it wasn't for this shift kmt, should of stuck to unemployment

Jobless syndrome. Heyah! Gangnam style in the midnite *horse dance*

@proUSAproGod You're unemployed? And you are Republican? I suppose it's Obama's fault, right?

@PaulRyanVP @barackobama the crisis in Egypt takes focus of of Obama's dismal job at righting the economy and unemployment .

@SamBamJams For one you get taxed less, and for another you could benefit from another's health care if you were to be unemployed.

@RWhittall Not starting Lloris is ridiculous. He's way better than Friedel. AVB will end up unemployed soon again.

In 13 and a half hours time, I will be unemployed for two days! Cannot wait to leave and start new job/life :) Squee!

Some times I just wish I could sick back and collect unemployment, SSI, Foodstamps etc. #WellICant

Day One of unemployment, first rejection letter received

Your status right now is unemployed #ButUGotThatiPhone5tho

According to the latest US Jobs Report, there's 13.9% unemployment among young US adults ages 20-24. @lmschulte #workforcedevelopment

You get an unemployed check every month #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

With this challenge of unemployment i need to open my eyes to move out of this darkness @007KatrinaKaif

@ByronDembyii fine but look at unemployment when bush left it was 5% now its at 8% which is a very large number of people unemployed

Working 10 hours today and 12 tomorrow.. I guess someone has to pay for these jobless nig nogs food stamps.

The best part about being a jobless loser is that every day is Friday.

@james_stamulis Those Who Were On Unemployment Turned Right aroun After 2yrs &

Unemployment denied...fuck yourselves guess it's time to find a job**

any1 know anywhere taking on plumbers?? or any job infact! now jobless :(

@NolaNate talking about safety net in the form of unemployment, food stamps and stimulus. Cant fix the bad economy but can dull the effects

I hate when people talk about work in front of me and I'm just like yeah cause I'm jobless next to you **

@ttomhardy lmao me n lisa were jobless enough to get to abt 150 rounds w/o mistakes n then we gave up

Living like the unemployed and spending my money on cigarettes, alcohol and lottery tickets

@thenation @OccupyWallSt They said Greece would have protesters in the streets when jobless was over 20%. US was 20.6% at the time.

@SihleDeLaKubusa and so we have the ridiculous situation where unemployment can't be tackled, because it may upset the COSATU agenda.

@ByronDembyii Obama hasn't created jobs in fact he has created higher unemployment so how has he fixed the problem

You on LINK, living by section 8, and collect unemployment #ButYouGotTheIPhone5Tho -__-

@current doer of what?! Maker of what, unemployed Americans?!

@ProUSAproGod Why are you Retweeting it? Can't handle a one on one debate? Gotta get your posse? No wonder you're jobless! Weak!!

No longer work at David Lloyd. Mum could I borrow 20 quid???? #unemployed

I got 3 jobs bitch. Working on numbers 4 &

Is no longer an unemployed student... Three weeks until I start my new job!! :D

I think ima have to go on fasting for this unemployment claim cuz they're holding up progress &

U collecting unemployment #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Don't be unemployed looking for a business man.

Unemployment is a price worth paying

@BarackObama @Michelleobama @joebiden @obama2012 I'm unemployed, and I can't find a job. Where are they? 80 days and counting.

Taking bets: how many people will be dropped off unemployment benefits in order to boost the economic numbers before the election? #tcot

Watching mulan. In the middle of the day. Like a jobless loser.

Just Thinking Bout How One Day im Really Gon Be Boss.. Like , All Yall Niggas Gon Be Working For ME Or Be Jobless ! ????

Don't be unemployed looking for unemployed though... Lol

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lmfao! “@TheGhettoTerms I'm working on my album = I'm unemployed, please let me know if anyone's hiring.”

@lrcplly just do what i did and get unemployed

@Ascent1on started playing Unemployed In Summertime (Tore Johansson Mix) by Emiliana Torrini

@kurttd88 whats going on? did you respond? are you aware you are not getting $724 from unemployment? It has been reduced.

U know nearly half the people in America pay no income tax? Some, jobless. Some, welfare. Some are kids..fuck kids doe

You're in line at the unemployment office #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@trapdinawrpool I'd create 280,000 good, public sector jobs for college graduates and others already unemployed, reducing unemployment 20%.

Chief Keef makes music for unemployed niggas that drive their girl's car around all day while she's at work