News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.09.12 Part 17

@PIMCO 7% unemployment....not a chance.

Strange feeling... I am technically unemployed till Monday! Hope it's the right choice.

If there were no problems, most of us would be unemployed - Zig Ziglar

What does it cost to write a $3200 check each month to each of the 12.5 million unemployed? 40 billion/mo/ Why not just hire people?

Your on food stamps and unemployment #ButUGotThatIPhone5Tho

Back to the unemployed status #studentbum

MULVAR fix economy: OUTSOURCE UNEMPLOYMENT TO CHINA LOL #p2 #tcot #election2012

@ZainMahmood789 @harrykingkhan. I quit my job at costco coz of u harry. U got me shook thru inbox. Fukin jobless now. Amir betta pay me!!

@AfDB_Group i have an idea to create1 Million jobs in one Year targetting africa. targeting poor youth unemployment,help me to reach you.

@xVickyS89x work n chill is not usual! Have u seen d unemployment fig lol I'm bk in ldn town :)

@AfreenFeroze @DivyaTheNanwani m not as jobless as u retards :p

@marikagreig easy girl i for one know even dumb people have to have jobs otherwise unemployment would be at 40 percent....lol

playing dis madden 12 demo cause im on that unemployed life and aint got money for the actual game

I'm not a big Romney advocate but no president has ever been reelected when there is an unemployment rate of 7.5%..it's 8.1% #FoodForThought

You unemployed #butugotthatiphone5tho

This is what unemployment does to us @kathleenk316 @erin_mccue t.co/Utj7QRqZ

@OccupyNaija :Seems lyk u are jobless,since morng u are tweeting,and ur tweets will nt stp them neither nor ur existance beta find work do.

Fuck yeah, call me a graduate from University of Ljubljana. Now... Could someone please direct me to the nearest unemployment line?

Hour and a half till my unemployment hearing. Wish me luck

@OnBlank Same here. Hell, $37,000 would make me happy right now, as I've been under and unemployed for months.

I told em gimme 50 million or I'mma quit. but if your not Kanye and you work at wal mart It don't really work out too good #unemployed

Ok, where are those jobless fellows on ma TL.

So I meet and connect with an amazing soul, then things fall into place... unemployment comes thru, job, storage unit paid...

@KingCanavin the jobs bill didn't work. And unemployment is STILL over 8%... And many estimate around 10% because some have given up on work

The stock markets acting like the Fed lowered the unemployment rate to 2% eliminated the national debt

If ur a guy n u wake up on twitter n go to sleep on it.... its pretty evident ur jobless, a bum, n tryna get a name on twitter!!

@Walter_Musgrove u would've been unemployed, he was tellin him at least try this

officially unemployed!!!

The news said that so many folks are #unemployed a lot of them recognize each other from numerous #hiringevents. #MoreOpportunitiesNeeded

My unemployed, piece of shit neighbour is an unemployed piece of shit

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that people who tweet all throughout the day are either unemployed, or will be very soon.

@jcasillas22 jobless ass nigga haaa jk but yea i fucks wit droids

Okay, the unemployment numbers. Shut up, you need new jokes.

no longer unemployed, boooyeaaaah!

You know, this is how we Africans portray ourselves as jobless to the western world... Can u believe all these scenes!!!

Unemployment checks >

finally friday. this week of unemployment was exhausting.

Word ! permanently taking care of an unemployed mate is a burden

@HaleyBarbour What is the main thing? Unemployment, gas prices, dead Ambassador and Seals, Mid-East on fire? So much to choose from.

@MikePMoffatt where does it show up in the data though? From what I can tell, QE1 and 2 had little effect on unemployment or growth.

IF YOU USE MYSPACE YOU ARE PROBABLY EITHER A. SINGLE B. UNEMPLOYED C. A LIAR D. CRUNK OR E. ALL OF THE ABOVE

“@scotsecpcs: @UniteScotland good luck to your new community organiser. A great trade union initiative to organise unemployed” Thanks, Lynn!

You're on welfare, food stamps, and unemployment. #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Patil. Soon to be unemployed

Repubs could combat high unemployment by doing their job, dems Prez 30+ mths straight job creation, repubs - NONE.Repubs kvetch &

Is it that serious for you to lie about an unemployment check WOW #HOWLOWCANYOUGO

@BESTs_mosthated bein jobless don't let from gettin it it's my upgrade on my plan nigga lol #fuckDroids

gluing my creepers back together because this is what being jobless leads too

Am I the only person that's unemployed ?!?!

@mrmaidd I feel your pain ** haha #unemployed

Your on unemployment #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@thebigsceet unemployment is not that bad at 8% people need to stop looking for the equal paying jobs from before the recession.

Most of my niggas got that work but there unemployed @LITO615

Speaking of promises, Ryan, Boehner promised if we gave GOP the house, you'd create jobs. But, you block the jobs bill &

Bitches be unemployed bosses lol oh.......

Jobless Lot!!!

I'm unemployed, not in school, with not much goin on right now aside from music and the radio show so i can afford to take a assault charge

@SABreakingNews Unemployment ! Rather unemployed than earning R 8,000 pm ? Who will invest in SA ?

@ShellyDiane soon I will be unemployed though

#Dems are UNCONCERNED about 23 million unemployed &

#shoutout to everybody working with this music full-time...no part-time positions and no unemployment checks available

in 5 hours time, i shall be unemployed.

@simonduan @frontrowjon @RickyClaremont now I see what is so appealing about being unemployed. Just woke up, Quiet house, sportscenter

Back to being voluntarily unemployed

Republicans refuse to address WHY W's Unemployment Numbers Shot way up in 2008. And WHY they've Blocked all Job Bills t.co/i3KaidLC

Im Gonna Drop Outta School, Get A Job For 1 Year .. Quit And Get Unemployment, Section8, FoodStamps .. ALL THAT GOOD GOVERNMENT ASSISTANTS !

@Jobless_Enginer Hey sorry yaar...belated happy birthday...have fun..

I think most of the demonstrators are either jobless, or full of frustrations for other reasons :)

Unemployment is one of the biggest causes of insecurity - @UKenyatta #UsalamaAfrica

Corporate greed. Journal employees will be unemployed.

@Ukenyatta taking questions from the forum, 1st question what is your plan for unemployment? #AfricaForumonbusinessandsecurity

I really didnt need to know that you're on unemployment and that there's a raccoon chewing a hole in your garage roof.

@Jill_Caplice @debcaplice @nickkins24 @libbyk00 somebody has to work so Ed's unemployment can continue. #luckyme

20 new workplacements created today for our unemployed young people, thanks everyone, keep them coming

“@bobby_sharp: Back to the unemployed status #studentbum” #loser

So on 1st Dec, I will be unemployed and it will be the day after my lease expires. Worried? No. Scared? No. The world is my oyster (-:

And the unemployment rate has basically sat there for 3 years. If turning on the press was going to work, i would have.

I'll just drain my 401K &

@Chadicus11 haha they're cutting so many hours at work that I have to apply for partial unemployment

@Haugmoen Amazing how many times you see this on Twitter no replies to a job available yet unemployment so high??

The greatest thing about being unemployed is now I have all this time to masturbate!

my sister gettin disrespectful with this unemployment shit. I'm tryna restrain myself from saying shit that'll make her cry

U jobless, ya kid wearing yesterdays clothes and u getting food stamps #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@OOK_Montana no I don't! Temporarily Unemployed haha

My hands don't like to be unemployed they like to work.

@MCGIBBLETS04 @supercoolmedic @DangerZone2012 @nhopkinsga They unemployed up there to? #BrokeAss

FUCK BURGERKING ND FUCK DAT FAT STANKY ASS MANAGER #UNEMPLOYED

Being fat, barely attractive, and jobless is a really good way to feel worthless all the time. Somethings gotta give.

@ezraklein Especially if you're one of the ~25 million unemployed or underemployed!

Man, talking to that Unemployment lady was just like being fired all over again.

#Tunisia does NOT have a weapons problem like #Libya does

@Bongo_Bandhu @stolz_lesbian @kamaalrkhan rajpal yadav is 100 times better then this chhichhora jobless, sexless, dickless ajeeb praani.

“@_TezzDaG: FUCK BURGERKING ND FUCK DAT FAT STANKY ASS MANAGER #UNEMPLOYED” cuz I was jus talkin bout that fuckboy!!!!

Wow! Millions of Americans unemployed and Mitt Romney concerned that Q3 will cause inflation? Really!?

Yekpa.. Nnamdi ayaf missed u #No-HomO (??? ) @booty_capon: Ok, where are those jobless fellows on ma TL.

a guy dead ass collapsed on the ground and started having a seizure right now at unemployment and everyone wanna be OD nosey!! SMH

In a desperate move to keep his job and to get Obama reelected, Ben Bernanke decides to print more money to help lower unemployment. #TCOT

Jobless,nd broke.. #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho..just sell it...

@marklevinshow Obama: Unemployment, Obamacare, Weakened Military,Global Unrest, Death @ Embassy,Strikes, Divider,Spells Defeat for Obama Nov

Man I wish I was still a student so I could get a bomb threat free day! Oh wait, Im unemployed