News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.09.12 Part 33

No longer unemployed it's about time! #feelingGood

Now am cooking a lemon pie, but I don't like meringue on top, so I'm using the whites to make meringue cookies. Can you tell I'm unemployed?

No different than a job.. when you quit a relationship you lose your benefits. You knew when you quit you couldn't get unemployment!

fuck being unemployed and not in education

Ure unemployed #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@CreativeDynamix Hi Roisin, our members are specifically highly skilled unemployed professionals living within the Kildare area

When a country's labor force participation rate drops to drop the unemployment rate, you might be Obama #NObama

High unemployment, 40 mil+ Americans living in poverty #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

I don't understand how teachers can give students so much work when about 8.2% of Americans are unemployed.

seems to me the FED guaranteeing 40B a month in small business loans would have made more sense for unemployment, but I'm just a cat

Candidates are so desperate: Unemployed by choice..reentering job market...highly negotiable...

@laurendemio congrats! I wish i could say the same but at this point id settle for a job of my nightmares. #unemployed

Feds buy mortgages, banks need to sell mortgages, interest rate goes down, people buy houses, unemployment goes down, POSITIVE ECONOMY!

? unemployed ? #bittersweet

Farage: the EU centralisers do not seem to care how much suffering the unemployed and poor have to take so their euro fantasy can come true.

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans US Arab Relations Fixed - FAIL Unemployment Fixed - FAIL Debt cut in 1/2 - FAIL Play lots of Golf - Success!

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans Let's get unemployment to 25%!

F Gov. Romney won't win n thIs coming presdftl election, twill b another 4 more yrs of living n suffering, millions of ppl wl stll b jobless

@TeamRomney Unemployment went from 4% to 7.8% under Bush. Romney wants to go back to those same policies. He'll have us at 12%.

@alexkarkeek how am I a drag on the economy I'm not on unemployment and still spend money..

H8 the unemployment office but I just got a facial at school so I'm super relaxed and dgaf right now.

Feds buy mortgages, banks need to sell mortgages, interest rate goes down, people buy houses, unemployment goes down, economy improves, OBA…

@_dimenxion LOL like me? Nigga I'm a jobless, eating bologna sandwiches for lunch. ****

@JamUnderFire I'm jobless and computerless! It's heartbreaking! I'm just being over dramatic but yes it sucks!

#AdviceFromMyFather If Obama Deferred Deportation policy succeeds -estimated to take jobs from 22 million unemployed Americans

@BarackObama Then how come unemployment is still over 8%? And the phony monopoly money Bernanke is printing is going to RUIN US!

@BarackObamawe, the desperate unemployed teachers in Turkey, hope to hear this from you:Hire'em.

@jenselk Being unemployed was one of the most delicious times of my life. I made great meals every day. My roommates loved it!

Your unemployed and live off food stamps #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Last day of the job tomorrow! Then I'm unemployed student filth once more.

Forever jobless <

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans Carter2.0 More embassies attacked Higher unemployment Worse incompetence And not even a USA Hockey Team win.

i'm getting unemployment for a reason! you fought it and fucking lost #GETOVERIT

I'm so unemployed it's pathetic...

we, the desperate unemployed teachers in Turkey, hope to hear this from youHire'em

@mikehutch1444 single? Yes. Money? Jobless lol

The biggest problem in our country when it comes to jobs is not unemployment, it's underemployment.

The similarities between Carter seeking a 2nd term in 1979 and Obama now are stark. International chaos, unemployment, spiking gas prices.

@ochocinco is literally the funniest person on twitter. Takes a true badass to be able to laugh at yourself for being unemployed haha

@cwboone21 ya right try being homeless and jobless #realproblems

@PeeGeeAYYPeazy @nastynate080 ineffective marketing.most likely pay them cash which is under the table therefore not affecting unemployment

and two years later i make my sheepish return. funny how i started my twitter the last time i was unemployed... funny how...

@TeekeeMon I mean depression-level unemployment, out of control debt and an entitlement system ready to go belly up -->

I actually used the reply you can't polish a turd today at work. How do you apply for unemployment, anyone?

@alyssacbrewer they're just so busy with all this bulllshit they didn't put them out or inform me if I'm #jobless

@Helika_143 you're seventeen years old, and jobless. It's not a blessing, it's an accident dumb ass.

@Shannon_Bean I actually would you know. My life is so empty now I am jobless. X'D but fuck off, mah alcohols

I wanna be unemployed but rich

those followers who judge if ur tweet is funny or not... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how Unemployment made yall tweet analysts

CNBC was eager for Congress &

Just leaving the unemployment office, there's hella rachets there! lol

I HATE BEING UNEMPLOYED.

Feast or famine... After months of famine, in one day, this unemployed postgrad has 2 interviews next week in Atlanta. #thankyouLord #feast

I've been jobless for a week, and it sucks

unemployed #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho ..oh no wait. it's called millions of benefits.

Niggas wanna ball like Steve Jobs but they hustle like Steve Unemployment...

@BarackObama Middle East On fire, Apology Tour, US Credit Downgraded, Unemployment, QE3. Anything else you want to screw up before weekend?

This bill clinton commercial is dumb if Obamas plan is so great why are we 17 trillion in debt and have twice as much unemployed?

@evesxx same! I wanna be unemployed but still earn monss

guys who where slides with socks look like they are unemployed, live in a half bedroom apt, and eat beer- @caramelmocha93

@SuzeGold you're kidding?! Some people deserve to be jobless forever.

As an art school student I'm an expert in unemployment

The interview went great!!! Kiss my ass unemployment I'm back in the game nicca

@JonesOnTheNBA @PointForwardPro @jerseychaser Can LeBron make more w/ other mgmt? Sure. But he might just hand that $ to his jobless friends

Self unemployed = status zivota

Phenomenal day at @TheDavisCos... just chipping away at #unemployment. #getamericaworking!!!

just wanna thank a few friends, namely @jPiKz @JProchnow &

@kingoflagos Somehow I feel like they hav a valid reason to get scared.. Esp wen they hav jobless boyfriends that practicaly live on twitter

And when you are tired and complain about your job – think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.

Unemployed y'all!!!! ******

@lilalala_ @amy___xXxx @amiebratley_ @misselleknight @xkayc currently unemployed so any day, missed the whole start of the convo

, you live off ya unemployment check , got three kids &

??Facebook status update:Thabo Mbeki: I'm an AfricanComments:Jacob Zuma: No, you're an unemployed African! LMAO

@InesFilipax3 Our unemployment rate is one of the highest in the nation. I don't feel like talking about it, it's just going to make me sad.

@ochocinco @av1004 Actually it shows that you're not very bright which is the reason why you're unemployed #stepitup #brainfart

@ksabonjovi wasn't sure, we have them here but mainly for the unemployed. Jobs are hard to get here

@zaraROARSx jobless girl,Iswr to god ur life is fucked up!!!

@AnnDRomney I'm a single mom, unemployed &

More lonely drinking tonight in my wifebeater? Yeah, why not #unemployed #single

=)) @chykwhite: 50% of jobless nigerian youth are Musicians.

now officially unemployed **

TO WHOM do you ascribe the bill in a JOBLESS recovery ? Would that be on the backs of those still with jobs ?

@NotKenWilliams Good thing I'm unemployed. I've been celebrating #suckitMauer day since 8am. God bless grape Maddog 20/20!

@zizi_143 wallahi u Shuld if u want to :) being jobless sucks! Tell dem Somali ladies in ur building to buy shit hahah

@izykon . You're talking! Jobless youths and men who are living in poverty are out on the streets protesting.

@Meeeeenaa_: @zaraROARSx jobless girl,Iswr to god ur life is fucked up!!! Your point is? (????.?????)

@Chad4Mayor @sportscage I've never seen an unemployed renter more concerned about where his tax dollars are going.

Any other time, his broke, jobless ass ain't say that shit at all

@LOLGOP Screw unemployment, they need to be in prison! #WarCriminals

And they make good music n $$$ @_OliverTweet: =)) @chykwhite: 50% of jobless nigerian youth are Musicians.

@zaraROARSx: @Meeeeenaa_: @zaraROARSx jobless girl,Iswr to god ur life is fucked up!!! Your point is? (????.?????)-____-

I just changed my twitter profile info from ALL TIME UNEMPLOYED to JUST EMPLOYED .. Let the money flowwww !!

None of U has felt real Pain and anger,except an average Nigerian Man that is Jobless and Broke,when they increase the prize of garri.

@jenselk Cook away! I used to make guacamole &

@Timmy_19_: Officially unemployed Snap!

You unemployed with 2 kids and your skanky #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

you're unemployed and have thousands in student loan debt #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Your unemployed, you cant even pay attention, your rents late and you have'nt bought the kids anything lately #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Your gas tank is on empty, you have 6 kids, you have no groceries, you are unemployed, and have bills to pay, #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@lilalala_ @amiebratley_ @xkayc @amy___xxxx @georgiaaknightt so what day / time don't really care as I am currently unemployed