News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.09.12 Part 29

“@JordanArron: Rather be jobless then have to scrounge off peoples tax money!” AMEN

@MichelleObama Would donate but been unemployed for 2 years now. You're just lucky there is no way I would vote for Mitt.

@jacrivers just walked all the way to yours to drop your shorts off - no answer - long, unemployed walk home for me it is.

…and that’s why he is unemployed. #drwhoismyspecialist subject

Jobless and I still shop !

Corporate welfare dwarfs assistance money paid to unemployed, single mothers and hungry children. GOP has hissy-fit b/c there's no profit.

Mastermind right now: Specialist subject? Doctor Who 1963-1989. Occupation? Unemployed. Should have said Unemployable...

guy at airport to lady: i do more like comedy musical kind of stuff on my own. there are easier ways to say you're unemployed dude.

#Unemployment in Egypt must b upto 75%. Ds s d only logical reason y they resort to vandalism for reason I consider very shallow!!! WTH?

#Mastermind used to be highbrow. An unemployed man is now answering questions on Dr Who! How has #Gove allowed standards to fall so low?

@shadihamid in election year, concentration on unemployment rate &

Specialist subject Dr Who. Profession unemployed. Pure coincidence. #Mastermind

most miserable thing is standin in the unemployment line. reason why i'am in school to become an RN but blessed to have a job at this moment

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

just realised it is the first time since april 2010 i have not had to wake up for work on a saturday and i'm not on a holiday #unemployment

Your unemployed and your specialist subject is Doctor Who on Mastermind.. #awkward

Unemployment is not an option!!

@Moonpie3115 and collect the nice unemployment Check

@Dsford1 #jobless #scumbag #fuckingsucks #nogo

@Girlfriendology Q1 Unemployed :( #GFweekend

@GordonComedian cos they are jobless

@ANtReddish I'm sure your unemployment check will pay for that concert when it gets here

Unemployment is unusually bad for my coke habit. Coca cola must be making a fortune from my family at the moment.

If anybody call in tonight I'm gettin off they ass #unemployment

currently unemployed , * shrugs *

If this real nigga business then you nigga's Unemployed !

@BarackObama Why don't we keep that 1.5BB and create some jobs with that? The African American unemployment rate is 19%! !

@Politicolnews @BarackObama The GOP sees the 1% growing richer every day and could care less about the 99% growing poorer &

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed ****?

If the unemployment rate is gonna stay where it is the least we can do is up our daytime tv game.

@itsvelezbian after I get approved for unemployment I'll let u know haha** but I can't go on exactly Christmas day!

@IAmYourFather91 @basicallypreddi bush's problems? When he left office gas prices were half what they are now &

@TweeMags Thankyou everso much. I've never been unemployed this long in my life !

Your living off unemployment #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@rickygervais unemployed Doctor Who expert? OH WAIT

I just saw you in the unemployment office last week #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Single unemployed non-smoker with sticky fingers, looking for rich vulnerable live-alone senior citizen, for late night visits alone. XOXO

This they think will reduce the unemployment figure by 15-20%.Great economic thinking.

I can't be jobless any longer.

#Mastermind, dweeby-looking contestant. Occupation - unemployed. Specialist subject - Doctor Who. That figures.

Damn .. I think I just became unemployed

I'm officially unemployed so let's start as we mean to go....drunk.

@ajohnston333 fair enough. What happened with liberty? I'm pretty jobless too but there's a lot on the horizon. You living at home? X

Captain Ds in Cleveland Hiring for all positions! Y'all unemployed followers better hop in it!

@itsjo_ welcome to 3rd year! Totally forgot until now that today is my first day official day of 4th year/unemployment.

I've been jobless for 4 months too longggg , I can't deal .

After $50 million funding announcement 2 help unemployed miners, Paradis confirmed Rotterdam flipflop: won't oppose listing anymore #cdnpoli

I'm unemployed with no boss hoe

@Zel_Musa yessir eventually still jobless lol once I start working I will

Welllllllll .. At least I can get unemployment in this bitch

@UShouldTipMe @ochocinco well you know what I was saying. Jobless ass nigga. Lol

@Daisarella One year until unemployment, unless @nosylocaljourno does her job right. #miracleworker

Hate wen unemployed muh fuqas try to act lyk dey too busy..

Might drink special brew all day tomorrow.. Like a boss? Like I'm unemployed! #contrast

I'm still unemployed.

You've graduated. You're unemployed. You're not looking for a job &

When I was unemployed I complained about not having a job. Now that I have a job I complain about going !

Your 35 jobless and live with your parents #AintKnowbodyGotTimeForThat

Do I feel sorry for bums on St corners? No!!! If you can stand on that corner with a sign for 5hrs you can stand in an unemployment line!!!

@jimcramer QE Infinity will not improve unemployment. Show me any economist who says it will. Most say pushing on string

must be nice to be jobless, and not have a care in the world.

# u think apps r something that they give u at the unemployment office. ButUGotThatiPhone5ThoU

At This Hour: Mitt Romney speaks in Painesville. Says Obama reelection means chronic unemployment &

@Mizz_AmErica11 @TOO_CUTE_4YOU soon as my unemployment kick n im down to ride!

you collect unemployment #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

For Obama to turn the U.S into EU Socialist State, he needs a large percent of people to be unemployed and dependent on government. #tcot

I'm broke and unemployed, and I still bought the iPhone 5. I have a problem.

@StevieJWest @Xcitizen10 you should know by now that Stevie is unemployed. Who else could write 60,000 tweets.

How are we in such a bad unemployment phase when I see companies with We're hiring! signs all over the place?

@planetmoney Hmm-looks to me like if you REALLY want to, you can recover from extremely high unemployment pretty fast: t.co/eEYYkJam

@_williamsnicole don't be jealous of the jobless ****

@shammasmalik that and bunch of young unemployed males. This was all bound to happen sooner or later

@StevieJWest @Xcitizen10 And she's unemployed because it's Obama's fault, not because she has no actual skills or talent.

Why will you start a war that might get out of control just because 2 jobless men made an insulting movie?

Only in Lebanon do they protest a movie by setting fire to KFC.” so sad, what good comes out of this? 10's of jobless people?

It sucks being unemployed!

HELL NA i aint givin no shyt out for free anymore nigga im unemployed, GET YO OWN DAMN JOB

@rickygervais @karenkraze I'd have gone for the unemployed, Doctor Who geek myself... #Mastermind

Important to consider perspectives of dad's clients. How do they know this? What would unemployed folks say? @M__A__Phillips @benPSC213

MT @sarahschmidtpn: After $50 mil funding announcement 2 help unemployed miners, Paradis confirms won't oppose listing #asbestos #cdnpoli

@ekekeee . Majority of these protesters are jobless. The Holy Prophet was humble &

@RickSantelli I went through why I don't bother filling out apps. #1 Felon goes into trash, #2 unemployed 3yrs #3 @TaylorSwift13

My exact point !!!! @AbeebOla: Why will you start a war that might get out of control just because 2 jobless men made an insulting movie?

Per @fivethirtyeight's Nowcast, Romney's odds of winning are 8.2%. Obama's chances of unemployment roughly = the nat'l unemployment rate!

Russell Simmons is making more sense daily. Maybe because my perception scope is through the lens of the unemployed graduate

@ToniiCoCo finished uni so i'm now one of how many unemployed people in the country *sigh*

As much as my current job irritates me, I'm grateful for it.. this job searching process would be 50million times worse if I were unemployed

30 yrs old in your parents basement and unemployed #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

So he tells me that he's looking for a hard working, educated, classy woman yet he's broke, unemployed, with no education

i cant deal think ima go head and go back to shoe station aint gonna wanna make that trip but i cant stay jobless

@iamjrmartinez Thank you for encouraging me to hang in there. got a job after 13 months unemployed. start Mon and things are looking up

automated machines with high unemployment rates.

@DipreeXarann @sanguis3k So you're complaining your country can do something to fix unemployment? Would you rather be at 22% like us?

Karin I bet chu betta get cho unemployed ass off that couch like that!

@StevieJWest @Xcitizen10 running a small business is RWNJ code for unemployed. All of you have the same answer.

I'm officially UNEMPLOYED!!!!

I get it! ATM's cause of unemployment, and a six month old film nobody saw is the cause of the collapse of the Middle East.

@joelmchale Just introduced my debate unit for my gr.12 class with Debate 109. Teacher of the Year, or soon unemployed?

Unemployed life suits me

You're in unemployment, getting food stamps, and haven't paid child support since Bush was in office...#ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho