News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.09.12 Part 27

@Official_DJNOJ Na fuck that. After I gave you beers and protected you at EDC!! I'm filing for unemployment

@ChrisCox1989 Interesting -never made that connection. We heard yday how youth unemployment still dire in Openshaw. #mcfc is only industry

@BIGDEZ and unemployment doesn't cut it. Idk why the state thinks 30% of barely cost of living would

@TheSingleWoman @Oprah amen to that. 50 unemployed divorced, been ill for over a year, laid off, need home, lost car, losing hope at times.

Just got in from the unemployment office am so tried

@Corruptforce inb4 jobless for weeks?

#inNigeria were jobless gradute plently pass jobs aviable

@MichelleObama Did you notice that all the rioters are young and probably unemployed. Maybe if we had given them a job

@rampage198 you couldn't get on unemployment?

Ohhh and all you broke, jobless bitches needa STFU and sit yo ass down w/ that TGIF bullshit!

@MrMiles704 don't do it homie. Lol! I don't want you to be bored in the unemployment office...i dont think you're #boutdatlife

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@heartsrising okay. :L how can you be unemployed but not fired or left though...?

You get food stamps and unemployment checks #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Stressed. Out. Getting extremely tired of #jobhunting. Why did I waste so much money going to #college for unemployment? #helpme

@nnnnapes nopeee! Not out :( no money as usual! Sucks being unemployed :L should probs be on a detox too like hahha

Goodbye unemployment!

Brownies and lemonade. Unemployment never tasted so good.

i love it when my expected family contribution on my FAFSA goes up... i am a dependent of my unemployed mother and the EFC is $45k. #tf

...increasing number of them (workers) becoming not just temporarily unemployed, but structurally unemployed - #Zizek 's new book

No president has been re-elected with more 7.2% unemployment since FDR in ’36 . . . and employment is now 8.1% .@mittromney2012

As per the #FED, QE is the solution to crowded bank balance sheets, deflation concerns and unemployment. Who knew it was that easy?

My brain is unemployed, inqondo ayisebenzi.

@JoeTalkShow just joined the ranks of the unemployed. Casualty of the war against oil companies. Keep the change, Obama.

@BarackObama we, the desperate unemployed teachers in Turkey, hope to hear this from you:Hire'em.

@laurenhickeyyy just trying to keep myself busy now I'm unemployed!

@FrazerLloyd Not arrogant at all. I've been unemployed. Anyone who does it for 6mths+ is amazingly strong.

Back home and already have a million things to do. Good thing I'm unemployed. No.... wait...

@wande_FrC I'm jobless jare....dnt mind me!

University education,you can have it but then again you be jobless after it and you'll be right back to where you were before it

I wonder what would happened if I punched my boss?#DvInstincts Result- tasered, fired, unemployed, ending up selling that sugar booger #Pass

@jamieoliver it is such a huge problem!so many unemployed parents and all these starving children@schools!please have a look..cheers!love xx

#CashBritain on BBC1. The Unemployed. Pawnbrokers. If there's a more depressing program I don't want to see it.

Got a new job in the unemployment line.

18 years old &

@beckyscottxox I can't, sorry. She does my head in. And don't get me started on that Miss Rabbit. No wonder there's millions unemployed...

@hpkatakori @ogundamisi for something that happened in America? Are they jobless? Don't let fundamentalism destroy your sense of reasoning.

I think im ready to go back to being unemployed.

jobless carpenter chiselled buttocks of his master! #KannadaProverbsInEnglish

@GQSlick_ yeah i'm all hungover too it sucks! and damn boy getting your hours in! thats good though. I'm unemployed :/

@muirgray @ProfAlanMaynard @clarercgp @davidjvaughan @mgtmccartney @elinlowri fear of unemployment? Prof, are us docs still over paid?

applying for jobs like its my jOb #unemployed

ima champ at getting jobs i was jobless for a week and already got a new one , and it pays better!

@andnowlights love it!! We are living parallel lives. The life of the unemployed 20 something :P

@pekzi unemployment and poverty bane of it

@CurtShitlicker @patdollard tell the to the 23 million currently unemployed...

I have a whole bunch of unemployment jokes.. But they never work..

@Chad4Mayor majority of the voters in this election think anyone that calls themselves the Occupy group are a bunch of unemployed bums!

Dear Stock Market: US production down, 14% U6 unemployment rate, rising inflation. Are ya doing that scary fake rally QE bubble thing again?

@LorraineC3818 @colinfraher I love me some unemployed ass #taashte

Apparently the West Midlands have a high unemployment but they have some serious talent there thou, how ?!

You're unemployed #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho.

@delong @jonathanrodney Ah, but remember that unemployment has to be above 6% for me to win...

@NinaSaidSo yea, I gotchu. I'd rather AE to be honest, but I'll PA for a short time if I'm unemployed.

Come on FL! Obama hasn't doneUany favors the last 4 yrs - .5% higher than avg unemployment, foreclosure rate twice the avg, gas @ 3.79. #fb

Jobless jor @bronxade: #IFSHELOVESYOU she will come to your place to cook every weekend.

I hope the unemployed don't have to drive to their job interviews. #gasprices

Fed’s Raskin: Unemployment falling disappointingly alowly

Jobless Nigerians.. They watch all d series produced in the US.. From Spartacus to Desperate housewives..

$4 gas, record unemployment... Check out ad from @Maggie_Hassan (D-NH) Gov Nominee. #BirthControl #Moonbat t.co/WzKN0fQk

You're unemployed, don't know any of your children, and you were discriminated against till the 1960's

Anyways we can continue to hate on these artists out here working. Theyre still counting their dough while half of twitter is jobless.

Captain Chaos has hit the unemployment line. #Orioles

True sha @umaryf: @pekzi unemployment and poverty bane of it

Hate feeling jobless and knowing I'm Not stacking money

as soon as unemployment goes below 7 7/8% - Fed stops QE - further it leaves ZIRP - through 7 1/2% lower FF goes to 4 1/2% - no other way

What do you call an unemployed Mexican? A Mexicant

“@gbagaunfreak: Jobless jor @bronxade: #IFSHELOVESYOU she will come to your place to cook every weekend.”she no wan enter me Ouse b dat.

Being unemployed sucks, its harder than I ever remember it being. I have got to find a Dang job before I go crazy

Bored of her nagging. She unemployed me for a year , then its her fault. I don't like preach. Really!

@BarackObama we, the desperate and unemployed teachers in Turkey, hope to hear this from you:Hire'em.

Outsourcer-in-chief Obama Gave India's Suzlon $8.5 Billion 2 Build Wind Farms No US citizens hired #jobs #tcot #ohdem #midem #unemployment

States run by conservative governors have, on average, 1% lower unemployment rates #VVS12

You're unemployed &

@wolfblitzer Did you notice that all the rioters are young and probably unemployed. Maybe if we had given them jobs..

#Iam unemployed

#vvs12 gov vag probe - how do you tout low unemployment when gov't can't create jobs?

You been unemployed for 8months ... #butUgotThtiPhone5tho

@McDonnasWorld Kudos to you for flashing your boob on stage and leaving nothing to the imagination and the paparazzi jobless in the process

I want #freevino from @ClubW since I am now officially UNEMPLOYED!!!!

Today, I officially shed my unemployed title. And it's about damn time.

im really stressed out about filing for unemployment help

@RachelFails I'm unemployed at the moment and I think if I could get a bit of structure in my life i'd feel more settled. It's complicated.

Unemployment Rate Going Up Death Rate Going Up Gas Prices Going Up Pregnancy Rate Going Up Crime Rate Going Up #real #realspill

@MaMoMVPY what kind of question is that, when the real, uncooked numbers are >

@princequincylee that rules. My $ is tied up in school as I'm jobless right now but ill favourite this for future if its still available.

@True_Relly lol , but im saying im unemployed so you need to help the people that's n need .

Fuck. Hubby's workplace isn't renewing their contract, therefore, he's jobless at month's end.

@robdelaney I CAN'T AFFORD IT!!! #unemployed #heartbreak #destroyed :(((((

You can tell unemployment is high when there is stopped traffic on the beltway at 2pn on a weekday #gotowork

2.3 million Americans were kept out of #poverty through unemployment insurance coverage #Census

@sarahcollins95 join the crew fella i'm a doleite to

People who say money isn't everything

“@ThaDiVaDanYal: @KLAZZYVAN you got work today”unemployed lol

Currently unemployed, 5 kids &

@saj23x and people hate u cos ur a jobless bum who lives off Amir khan like his bird faced anorexic fiancee and his midget brother.losers!

@tommilner27 Some girl is dying, and another girls getong a boob jobless

@digiconvs How much would you be willing to work for was one of the questions at claims for unemployment,or how little can we get you for

Getting unemployment #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

snort an unemployment line of cocaine.