News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.09.12 Part 24

I need a long term job man for my personal statement ffs at this rate imma be unemployed by the time im going Uni

you're unemployed, on welfare, have 6 kids, and can't afford food #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Politically, we need to stop playing this mindless unemployment game. It's meaningless until we identify root problems.

@POTUSPressPool @DarrenGersh Did you notice that all the rioters are young and probably unemployed. Maybe if we had given them jobs....

@KissMeKells__ just two weeks ago you were crying about being unemployed ** .. Suck it up!!

It takes a long time to recover from the financial impacts of (four months of) unemployment, I'm finding.

@justinbieber This is what I basically do when I'm jobless.

The official sounding Federal Reserve is gonna make it rain $40 billion a month till unemployment falls to 7.6

Filling in a harvester job application 'What is your most embarrassing moment..' Fuck this, I'd rather be unemployed.

.@ThePlumLineGS @jbplainblog Same economists who said Obama's so-called stimulus would keep unemployment under 8% and be at 5.5% by now?

Other things being equal, higher unemployment increases the vote shares of Democratic candidates.

So that's a rant re:jobs &

Two more hours then with my girls

States w higher social cohesion have unemployment rates 2 % pnts lower than those w less trust. #ncoc #economy #econdev #Civic #jobs #SocInn

How about a blow job? Well that’s even better than jobless. Kan? “@fathshaz: I need a job!”

If you're young, unemployed &

I'm currently unemployed and live with my parents and yes ladies I'm single #yayoubet

@lindayueh @NYTimeskrugman And what if inflation rises substantially without a meaningful fall in unemployment? Will they tighten??

Talk unemployment,but until we know net loss of jobs,coupled w/how unskilled &

...ME is loaded with structurally unemployed, hopeless young men with TVs, the most dangerous humans known. esp saudi: this will end v messy

No, having some uneducated, unemployed religious person spits in your water doesnt heal you. Go see a doctor, preferably a psychiatrist!

@adamsjosephj assure you the ideal job for you will eventually come. Being unemployed is frustrating and I know that feeling with

#unemployment chances decrease with #nonprofit density #NCoC

@oyez @chuckwoolery He might be referring to unemployment, gas prices, housing values, the debt, and the deficit. Just my thought, though.

@RexMr u dont find vishal mega marts and big bazar in every city even if they are in small cities they have created many jobs for unemployed

@julian_gator I'm unemployed nigga.

Data shows that an individual is twice as more likely to be unemployed in a community with a low density of nonprofit orgs vs high. #ncoc

I'd rather be unemployed than be a actor in hollyoaks...

@levie what about the 25 million unemployed Americans?

@LaurraineSays I got fired and hadnt evn made it past training.. but anywho thats how I was jobless but God is Good, Im on the search again!

States with high levels of social Cohesion tend to have lower levels of #unemployment . #NCoC

Unemployment is over 8% yet I'm shorthanded and every retail establishment is hiring. people that are not working don't want to work.

Remember when Plex, TO, Chad, were all top 10 receivers.... Ya now their all unemployed ... Crazy

You saved up 2 unemployment checks #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Our research finds that states &

@JarvisMathieson with pleasure you jobless brat

ALEX Salmond yesterday blamed the London Olympics for an increase in unemployment in Scotland. Comedian!

Great data presented from @CivicYouth on unemployment density + social cohesion. #NCoC

Interesting data: @NCoC data reveals high #nonprofit density + high #social cohesion results in 4% less #unemployment #ncoc

I don't understand why people put up 'Works at: UNEMPLOYED' on Facebook!

@iamsrk Awww!! But great.... you made jobless... -___- CKMU dies today, officially..... RIP.

Shereen on Jobless ass.. talking bout she trouble in Leggings...Giiiirl You would Look even better with a Job!!! lol

Just saw a customer who is always cashing unemployment checks driving a new Audi. #smh #imustbedoingsomethingwrong

@JTelrat21 no I didn't, I was jobless for over 6 months

Bear unemployment is at 100% under Obama. MT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Some bears posing by a Mitt Romney sign. t.co/IcVHk0wm

Darting between the jobless massive of liscard I finally arrive home :)

Unemployment rate: 79% in Nigeria and 9% in USA...God lives

@RepPaulRyan printing more money will cause inflation. While bringing home jobs will solve unemployment

dracos a daady's boy mcquirrel becomes unemployed

Your ass is unemployed #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@minniwalker I can make you jobless.

His unemployed ass.. No wonder he's been asking me when we're getting Jalin on whole milk**

Fed to buy mortgages ‘til the cows come home. Think 7% unemployment, 2.5% inflation targets. Buy real assets…gold…a house! - Bill Gross

WTF is going on today? Had to listen to these chismosas having bible study at work. Unemployment &

Works at: being a full time legend... So what you really mean is your unemployed you twat #DoleBum #Scrounger #HateFacebook

@boycottworkfare Not for nothing. Thatcher did the same shit to artificially lower unemployment numbers. Propaganda.

I shouldn't have left my job so early, I'm bored of unemployment already

Watch out shorts. #buyeverything is starting to trend worldwide again. The more of you that jump the better the unemployment rate! $SPY

Gotta go to the unemployment office next week

Someone get is a job so a can just go out every weekend and buy loads of clothes without worrying #unemployed #skint #dreams

@asecretikeep buildings, and advances that we spend on that can later help the economy. U know stuff like job bills, unemployment for

@pksdflg thank you but I live in Greece... I used to be an English teacher but I'm unemployed now. Thank you for the support.

If I had money to blow, I'd get the iPhone 5. But, I'm broke, currently unemployed, and in college. Not the best circumstances.

@CNN use talk about the unemployment rate has been above 8% under Obama how but when Reagan was in office in 1982 9.7% Bring that up a$$hole

I need to find a new job asap being unemployed will be depressing. Can't wait for my last day at work though #rollOn28th

So. I'm now unemployed. Was let go yesterday. Time to figure out another job here in Hawaii or moving back to ak or ca. Life. Just ouch!:0(

( ???)/'K`\('_' ) @Ay_bkini: No female shud lose sleep Cz of me. I'll neva stay awake thinkin abt a woman asides my mum. Ain't that jobless

Daily tracking: Wash. leading Atl. by 8 1/2, no margin of error. Gio leads among women, Harper among 18-25, Strasburg among jobless. #nats

All jobless people who say there is no jobs need to apply to lakeside so I get a day off sometime soon!

@beccums08 just be unemployed like a madddddd

Ive been unemployed for 10 days and it sucks

Mortimer Zuckerman: Those Jobless Numbers Are Even Worse Than They Look -

Chronic unemployment is at its highest in recorded history. What's your response? It's Bush's fault. #TypicalDem

There are more unemployed workers in the United States than there are people living in the entire nation of Greece.

My heart @markusdoerr just texted me this cos we're both 'Unemployed, unhappy &

@NickTroiano @mob_org Interesting data. Living in the LA area (replete w/ nonprofits) + an 11.9% unemployment rate. #ncoc

@HopperCarey life of the unemployed ... Expensive ? Would you not just eat an avocado ? Xx

Being unemployed sucks.

@kaLiSoFabulous the unemployment struggle is real...don't do it!

I think dvr was created for the unemployed. #needajob

Never want to see my Black brothers unemployed but Stump is sitting on a quarter million. He's shouldn't have had a job this morning...

@CumKissMiRass take care he ain't raise yuh to de unemployment line. Lol

Governor Sarah Bloom Raskin: civic health is an important component, should be considered when looking at the issue of #unemployment. #NCoC

Fed Gov Sarah Bloom Raskin: @NCoC research shows significant relationships between civic health and unemployment #NCoC

@RexMr I am unemployed and not every1 one in this country wants to open a retail food shop

@audrs1 can i pls be jobless and sit on the couch all day? i dont like being all independant and stuff. its boring

Says my husband: UNEMPLOYED! I work for no man for the next two and a half days!

@AbbiJeffery Yeah def next week sometime, lining up interviews.. #jobhunt #unemployed

@Dan_B94 True.. Unemployment is probably the best one by far, omg yes!

Unemployed for half the year #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho @jodyruskin

If twitter will ever be a job preference, then I might be jobless till I have no idea when.

Twitter=Sidechicks giving relationship advice... Pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty... Unemployed men talking about success...

She will have the next athlete next week and you will still be unemployed. LET THE GOLD DIGGER GO!! Lls

Informed! @joeyafen: None of my family member is on twitter...its either I am jobless,or I am the black sheep..

@BryThibs unemployment rate of 4.5% or something I think, windsors is like 9 or 10 hahaha

U think? @prettygbemmie: Informed! @joeyafen: None of my family member is on twitter...its either I am jobless,or I am the black sheep..

UNEMPLOYED BY CHOICE BIHH...YUNG ENTREPRENEUR ...

Someone bRing me alcohol and come get drunk #bored #poor #wantalife #livescostmoney #jobless #hashtagsarefun

@JodieMarsh don't do that you'll just draw the attention of jobless slags looking to get more money

The unemployment office is having a job fair today and like fifty people in suits showed up. I feel out of place,poor, and rained on...