News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 14.09.12 Part 23

She makes me feel like the man when im just unemployed

So you're unemployed, on welfare and you own an iPhone, $200 headphones, smoke cigarettes, and used financial aid for an iPad. No sympathy.

Thank u all for ur warm Wishes

Unemployed for the first time in 7 years. I now know how it feels to live in Yeadon.

Would u follow a story (via Facbook/Twitter) about building a successful business from scratch/unemployment?

@tomarris @Alex_H92 Hmm, t'was a decent night last time tbf. Don't believe i have anything planned in my busy jobless life, im game!

Wow this is my last week of work work and then the store closes next month shit is real whelp unemployment till I get another job

A nursing assistant I work with just said he hopes he gets fired &

@Reptar_Bars whenever I'm jobless an in the hood I'm rusty

@AFCAwaydayBarny @AFChymnSheet Too right an all! Those who choose to be unemployed seem to get things their way. Ain't right!!

Without Twitter, some of you would have nothing else to do in life except homelessness and unemployment.

If education is the only way to make it in nigeria, 90% youth will be so POOR because of the rate of unemployment n poor salary

#Mitt thinks being unemployed is making between $100k and $200k @YoursAlwys @Normsmusic @YouTube

Saw the movie last night, work of jobless maniacs wit access to PC. These reactions encourage them, ignore them n they will get tired...

@nickiramirez: What do I really want to do while waiting? Call center agent? FA? RA? medrep? #ugh #unemployed #AdultProblems

@Ms_Avari ure jus a jobless sumbody! *rme

@JeffreyGSchultz Embrace it! Nick Hart lived three years without a job. Half of it without unemployment. It can be done!

I'm about to be jobless

Unemployment has been such a blessing in my life #jussayin

@The_RealReyes nahh I'm unemployed my nigga,text me what we doin :D

@birusainju k ho yo frictional unemployment... hami tyesto hi-fi kura jandainau

@cwmac4CY @jrhalvy what month are you thinking? technically i'm unemployed after october

@StacieAFC @AFCAwaydayBarny you both know I'm unemployed right?? I don't choose to be. It's easy on your side when you have a job

I'm now jobless, fml.

None of my family member is on twitter...its either I am jobless,or I am the black sheep..

But as of this moment I'm officially an unemployed student again, bringg orn that loan!

@prfekrdumbrella Gov will just pass laws making banks loan to unemployed, low income. So the housing mkt can crash again. #SMH

@IngrahamAngle @MittRomney is tied to a losing campaign. Debt,musl unrest, high gas $, leaks, and unemployment and u still can't win. #wimp

@kelscullenPLZ are you starting to get as bored as I am? #unemployed

@kaytruly omg, there is a site where unemployed professors bid on college papers! SMH

Paul Ryan Lies That There are 23 Million Unemployed While U.S. Labor Department Counts 12.5 Million Unemployed

@callumflett_1 U get paid very well for what u do! I guess I wud do anything to hold on to our jobs w/unemployment being so high! God Bless

Teachers on strike in Chicago they ate 1st in unemployment government taking away a lot of federal loans. And they wonder why...

Operation Jobless Scumbag is underway! #FingersCrossed

All these anti-Islam movie protests are really absurd! Why are they killing innocent people cos of a jobless idiot in America?

@sarahspalding the correct term for jobless is actually freelancing #freelancing

U live on unemployment + Your crib don't have furniture #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho #ButUGotThatIphone5Tho

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You collect unemployment #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Going shopping for like the 3rd time with week! Really need to stop spending money #jobless

You filed for unemployment.. #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Unemployed and lazy, I wander around the village - Tu Fu, 8th c. Unemployed &

I hate KBC.Why wud i like watch someone earning money by answering silly questions when i m unemployed.Evokes jealousy.

@chrismorgasm welcome to unemployment #lzr

U are collecting unemployment benefits #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@ESPN_Schick Your show is helping in the fight against unemployment... er, well, making unemployment a lot more fun. Great show! Keep it up!

Seriously considering just looking for a rich man to marry. It's probably easier than finding a job right now #jobless #brokegirlproblems

Is the lazy fuck that sits home and chooses not to work a factor I calculating the national unemployment rate?

@AshleyLovett just this thing for unemployed teens haha

#ThingsMittWouldPrevent Obama's jobs plan that only creates gov. jobs or McJobs. &

Yes, Twitter started Arabic Revolution. But one year later Twitter brought young unemployed masses into anti-US movement. Made in California

@KellyCoviello Dylan makes my husband 2 Happy. He is unemployed, et a sycophant. Whom is the foremost Wharton scholar?

You are 35 unemployed and living with your parents #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho LOOL

@mannoush Oh really what a coincidence. Right now i'm in SoCal, but looking to get out. Unemployment is high and so is the cost of living

i think i'm gonna quit my job like its a break up. change my status on linked-in to unemployed and just stop showing up.

No longer unemployed thank u lord!

Plenty of jobs for skilled workers, who are underwater on mortgage, &

Officially unemployed #exhilarating and #depressing #confused

unemployment line, credit card decline, did i mention i was about to lose my mind? &

@markgilroy yet still unemployed... Interesting season in the job market!

@juniorgriffy3 @shaun_mcmahon By my prediction he better get his interview suit and hair gel ready then. #unemployed

Unemployment Office Fridays

Aint working collecting unemployment #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho broke ass

@CecyMBarrera @hazmeenie I'm down . We need to get our mind off this. Lol just hit me up. I'm off all week #jobless

been jobless is fun idek.

Black sheep@joeyafen: None of my family member is on twitter...its either I am jobless,or I am the black sheep..

You livin off of Unemployment, food stamps, and wic #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho **

@Sandhirs No special is special enough for an unemployed student :( Or a bread mother, haha!

K @Ola_CM: Black sheep@joeyafen: None of my family member is on twitter...its either I am jobless,or I am the black sheep..

Egypt, et. al.: FILM CLIP, insult to their religion fueled by opportunists and young males who are uneducated and jobless and more.

@wylinecho I'm about to work under the table. With the immigrants #jobless

Insanity: 8.8 million Americans on Social Security Disability after millions exceeded 99 weeks of unemployment payments. #tcot #p2 #gop

Now I'm unemployed, I feel like a snoozzzzzz...#bringingbackthenap

Unemployment office sucks shit takes way to long!!!

Gas: $4+, unemployment: 8.1%, debt: $16T, failed policy in middle east. Why is this race even close? #obama #tcot

Bout to flash out on dey ass n get unemployment

@JosephCMonk im unemployed atm, you defo know what thats like!

@michaelconroy1 accepted, but she did a lot of good as well, people buying council houses etc. yes she used unemployment as a...

Rush Limbaugh says the unemployed r looking for a gravy train. He fails 2 admit corps r raking n profits &

Not jobless no mo!! That's good since there's some cute clothes coming out for fall.

!!!@bitch_im_a_boss Bout to flash out on dey ass n get unemployment

@ptomka lol the pros &

start work in like an hour, unemployment, i will miss you dearly.

#US QE3 to boost growth and reduce unemployment, pledging $40 billion to buy mortgage debt a month to add to their LT security holdings

I think is because of the fact that I'm jobless!!!!

Republicans try to avoid responsibility for unemployment by shifting blame to Obama who, despite CorruptGOP obstruction, makes steady gains.

Fucks me off when my jobless neighbours can afford big ass tv's AND a new car. I work a 70 hr week And can barely afford bog roll!

@smceniff now that angies unemployed maybe she help you#lenniestheman#celtic/rivercity

States with higher social cohesion have unemployment rates 2 percentage points lower than those with less trust. #ncoc #socialcapital

#FDI will raise the unemployment and crime in r country

@Business_Bug ok it levels da industry how?Unemployment sitting at 33%, Schools worse off, skill sector short, people still being shot!!?

I never really thought of that. How do you jobless niggas always have weed?

What does it feel like to look down at your crotch in unemployment and smile -Sandor

#FF @TweetsAbhimanyu Mast Ram...... mujhe har friday #ff deta hai. now its my turn...

@varunbhardwaj7 @sardesairajdeep 10 crore people going to b unemployed if FDI in retail allowed.u will get ur commissions but india wil lose

This coral gables traffic is a joke! Is everyone just as unemployed as I am??

@thetristantater everything is wrong with unemployed foreigners who get money for doing fuck all.

Some people use twitter as a therapist... There's gonna be a few jobless therapists in a few years.

@ClaireMcBelfast sad news. Is there any unemployment benefits?

15% REAL Unemployment + Record Highest SSI Cause Go On Disability After 99 Wks Done! NO END IF #OBANA Reelected! #CNN #ABC #CBS #NBC #women