News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 21.08.12 Part 9

I'm officially about to be jobless because this is bullshit.

My cover letter sounds so cheesy - if it gets me a job, I don't care :) #unemployed #needmoney

@MartinSLewis @michaelcook_87 A lot of people actually not have anything better to do and it only takes a second. #economy #unemployment

@dianalopez93 I am jobless.

Going to college isn't about that degree. It's about making enough connections so that when you're out you don remain jobless.

There is a clear cut diff b/ween Parody & Impersonation.Only Latter is illegal & if PMO is really *that* jobless,they can pursue litigation!

Chai, kith and kin's pastor monitors ma ever move on facebook...tsh! Jobless people!

The Dark Knight is pretty good but I don't like the part where Batman's running & my dad walks in and calls me a lazy, jobless fatass 3/5

The trick is to wake up feeling how you want to feel.

@Naija_Stuff that means El- Rufai is officially jobless. But wait a minute, did he not serve one time on that party?

GDP growth has stalled from 4.1% to 1.9% in last 6 months. #Unemployment ticked up to 8.3% in July. We need #Romney, a leader with a plan.

@NigeriaNewsdesk jobless man

If you still in the bed but you jobless... You need to reevaluate your life goals. You taking two steps backwards

This summer has gone too quick. By November I'm either jobless or back to working 5 days a week #realitycheck

best time to be jobless is when a test series is starting by midweek! :D

come kolade!! Arew u jobless???:)@mrkolade_

Getting out of the shower and putting on sweats #thegoodlife #unemployed

@HuffPostPol at least pointing out the failure in Obama's econ plan can be done w/ACTUAL FACTS rather than liberal propaganda #unemployment

It feels like..fangirls are jobless when oppars have no schedule.

@tommy__c jusr woke up brew time #lazycunt #unemployed

wel this is NOT 1st time im jobless bt i feel more insecure n confused this time~i hv no idea wt im going to do w/ my life~

“I CAN NOT WAIT TO STAB SOME FOOLS TO GET MY NEW $315 LEBRON JAMES SHOES!” - Jobless Vunnables #Riot @MichaelBerrySho

@JobFairUSA

Never ask a Employed friend what they are Doing , They may ask you back #Unemployed

Can't sleep.....uninspired and don't know what to plan and do on my last few days as jobless :$ wla ng mapanuod sa abs

@GazTheJourno > experts because the jobless have access to social media. So it's a question of specialising in something, I think.

@NVOhugsnkisses @MrNdahW @mrce_ @mruchee @nonso__ @tayoadekoya Somto you're the most jobless guy alive

Maury quote of the day: she's a try-sexual cause she's tryna be with my man! #daytimetv #sexydecoy #unemployed

up early because i have the #unemployment hearing in 15 minutes. so #tired i may go to downtown naperville afterwards. anyone in?

if you live in noth carolina and jobless hmu lmao i know a couple places in sanford

@DonMaxi_GC seriously ?'re d jobless one ђ??????я?????? , cuz ?? dn'?? kw y ? shuld ???? followin ?????? nd ?? complainin abt M? tweets.

@Piersy90 people like you i dislike greatly #lazy #bum #unemployed hahaha

@victorialauren_ I'm jobless and think I'm going to have to go back #dqprobs #fml

Sometimes I wish I was jobless so I could sit on my arse all day #lazygirlproblems

@TheRev1914 lol well, I'm jobLESS! For now. Lol

Twitter creating jobs for the jobless

@hnyagah LOL ati lao? Smh! Things that will get me jobless. 1) Twitter :'D

Oh strike 2 for @NappyDreadz. She want ha lil nigga to be jobless lol

I thank God for my job and blessing me w/ a good boss...b/c I could be jobless and I could be doing some I don't enjoy doing. #GodIsGood

#nobitch it's not okay that you told me you'll be taking your kids out of daycare and I'll be full time and now you chose not to #unemployed

I really miss @ChristineAnn_oO lately!! I want to go back to the days when she was pregnant and I was jobless and we would shop everyday

@torresajorrke ?ou ve got unendin issues, ur life is not anyone's biz so ? get so jobless to hit on everybody?

@asenaier ..shut up..stop irritating me...jobless girl..:p

@HuiHuier nope I'm jobless until next weekwun waste time de lahs lol! So when you going back school?

@GremlinGunn_23 I am free pretty much all the time as I'm a jobless bum, so you and lewis find out when you're free and we'll get it sorted.

*kmt*jobless children @yo_itzriff @brainiacme

This time in a year, I'll either be jobless or getting ready for uni #scary

I'm jobless. let's look for a job

What type of wedding are you guys having?? You're both career less better yet jobless....

Laughing at the low life jobless wasters in coral with @TomHoward25 and @thurgood26. #jobseekersalowance #benefits #onthedoll.

Just going to go with the flow, be homeless, be broke, be jobless and get drunk.

Tf u jobless, ain't never worked, got 10 kids, but 12 bby fathers, getting free food, tca, nd Medicare on my dime bcus u don't WANT to work

Had a nigga been jobless, homeless, ugly, everybody would like me, butttttt

You can't change a hoes game in the 9th inning brah brah?! #mostexpensiveheadbuttever #donkeyofthemonth #unemployment - @cthagod lmao

@BarackObama: 11 short weeks left until YOU'RE unemployed! #tcot #youdidntbuildthat

@naymocoops just cause I'm jobless. Not on the dole though! #nob

In a few weeks I'll be jobless and hopefully back to studyin I go (Y)

@Faznur_AK haha depends on the question tho and to whom does it refers to. Bestnya dia free and jobless, tak bosan ke? :p

I haven't been unemployed for 24 hours even and I wake up to an email for an interview. (:

@Samanthaxbolton a day in the life of u , you jobless bum !! x

@lemonpressed well my brother's unemployed and SO AM I SO WE'RE POOR TOGETHER

I don't see how some ppl do it.....the unemployed life is NOT acceptable it's jus as worse as an uneducated lifestyle

@DarrylBurgessx shush I'm the same :D #jobless!

AYYYYE WHERE ALL MY UNEMPLOYED AT?????? PUT YO HANDS UUUUP!!!!!! LMAO

aside from having no income.. I really can't wait to be unemployed in the fall, so tired of working every day

@deusbrackers NO. I'M UNEMPLOYED. STOP RUBBING IT IN. Also, I love this show.

Day 1 of being unemployed from Walmart. Still not caring.

Truthful Tues: It's true I'm unemployed but I got some inheritance from my Daddy so don't worry about me for now.

Horrible Tuesday afternoon windy raining takes me bak to the 70s, jobless, skint, in need of a job, tried and tried and tried, but am HAPPY.

She made me feel like I'm that nigga even though I was still unemployed.....

@nanaawomi jobless ? ME ?! Messing with the wrong girl here sister !!!

Another day pon di dam as an unemployed teen

The way you say my name make me think I'm that nigga I feel unemployed...

@AleydAdyela yea I guess he likes being unemployed -__-

Long term unemployed (more than 7mo) is 3.4% #gontwrk

Technology is going to make us all jobless one day.

The only reason stopping me from leaving the house is the fact I have no money on me. #poorlife #unemployed

@dontcallmebert what are our chances of just moving to CO, being unemployed and playing lots of golf? Would that solve your issue?

A society is judged on how it's most vulnerable are treated. Our most daily abused people?

This nigga smell unemployed

Haters are always jobless and brainless. They waste, seconds, minutes, hours, and days just to talk about you.

Not like at home....jobless ppl sit outside all day and talk shit

1500 US pastors are newly unemployed every day. #wegotaproblem

Remembering how much I hate morning shifts... But, also remembering how much I hate being unemployed so... Yay! I love you, morning shift!

one less unemployed person in the world :D

Being unemployed is actually killing me! So fucking bored!

Been emptying my garage and cleaning a maggot infested bin, oh the joy of being unemployed :/

@SanLipovetsky bitter and unemployed #igetit

can you really make my year? im jobless cant afford a new phone! #LostToLumia

@ShoutingGoddess @SharpesEyeView Looks like I’ll have plenty of time to Google things now that I’m unemployed.

@cocoramone don't worry - will be unemployed and living at my parent's in no time!

Muhfuckas be jobless but on twitter bright & early lol

Hez so jobless @Mz_dolz @slipher_X3

Soo glad while everyone else is at work or school, I'm still laying in my bed #jobless

@AyeshaHitchin @abbiemcghee_ @llambeth3 @nicoleclayton2 @kylethomson3 drinking to being unemployed #mylifesafail!

Unemployment rate for those with bachelor's+ is 4.1%. Almost everyone @GONetworkSTL has a bachelor's, and many are unemployed 7mo+ #gontwrk

Watching come dine with me in bed LOVE this unemployed life #6weekSummerHolidays

@GQ_1222 @woodslr1 @E_siah @_your_muse @J_Anthony_ @Charles_Shadley @Barley24 We'll be jobless..clap clap clap-clap-clap

“@_CorporateThugN: Muhfuckas be jobless but on twitter bright & early lol” @ me next time bruh

@FunnyLinksUK I really wish I could, but I'm unemployed and my father doesn't like me very much.