News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 21.08.12 Part 18

Unemployed as of now

So jobless I'm doing summer lesson assignment

@_Zhett aku sekarang ni jobless, hopeless romantic je. Aku quit college. I smell corruption. Haha. Nak start keje la pasni.

Haven't even been unemployed for very long and life is boring, how do bums do it?

@9jaFirstBorn yes I'm jobless.u gonna help me wit 1?ode better parkwell cos I diss better dan I can gbagaun don't fuck wit me MR LASTBORN

Cuts = unemployment = higher welfare bill = less tax receipts. Cut when there's growth, spend during dip to aid growth/recovery. #osborne

@jdubs88 shocking that you are unemployed

@SpringboroTea @nikkihaley won't fix 9.6% unemployment rate - Nikki Haley who are you going to find to blame that on????

Found out several high school acquaintances of mine are pregnant & jobless.. LMFAO & they use to say I'd be a fuck up.

@woodhouseb @AJentleson So a stupid comment prompts #Obama2 press corps, but the economy&unemployment don't? Maybe he should stick2 peppers

@moochie81 @weywerdsun @donnyg75 add horrible unemployment numbers along w historic debt w No GDP. We are doomed w 4 more of BHO! #tcot

@becklynn just hanging out....need to call unemployment to find out whats going on.....

Hopefully seeing the beautiful @RF_nkaujcua today and officially back to working tomorrow its been what 6 months but no longer unemployed.

'YOUTH JOBLESS FIGURES RISE' says the newspaper, the week people leave school officially.

Dear school stop jacking up the price of food for lunch. Its really stupid. Love, jobless student.

@Josstheguy @nelliebranco @sourcewilliam Endometriosis would not keep you unemployed for a year.

@nicoleeelaverty aw Thot u wer jobless haha. I was at brysons last week, dormans the week b4.. Dormans > Brysons #expertopinion

I wish I could draw unemployment on dollar general

no crdt naaa..I'm unemployed..I sent u a MSG on Mayowa's twitter“@Macheda2: Oh ok, my phone battery is out,call me jorRT @misschy: @Macheda2

U always runnin round playn actin lik u gt sum goin hollin @every cat u c but wut u got goin? U wlkn,hungry,unemployed nig u dwn BAD Lol smh

@elnathan To join the dots, the middle class must bridge reach out to the masses resolving unemployment as far as it is in their powers

State Labor Dept. releases area unemployment rates. Orleans County, where I grew up, has an 11.3% unemployment rate. #Yikes

#Grimmverse! Charlie Walden is looking thru the classifieds, under unemployment.

So I heard my boss said she would have fired me already, she just dont want me to file unemployment. #wackshit

@NowWithAlex @GroverNorquist Even when I collected unemployment insurance I PAID TAXES

Only a jobless , carless nigga thinks that requiring a nigga to have a car and a job is too high of standards .

loving my one day of unemployment. Back to work tomorrow

Forget pushups, I'm bout to try to figure out what the heck is up with ma unemployment.... It's ma money and I need it now!! #respect

@himantabiswa we need a strong leader who can stop imegration, who can shortout unemployment problems. health, education, flood, food. etc

@Gibbykeeler I agree. Let's both quit our jobs and do nothing and collect unemployment.

I'll be your best friend forever. BEST FRIENDS. Sincerely, unemployed MBA who's not bitter at all #coverletterdone

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@SK_1017 who I ask for money?!?! Your the one askn for free hair dos cuz you had to pay ur mom rent out ur unemployment so stop the lies!

#JustToClearThingsUp just bcuz I tweetNotALot,it doesn't mean I'm jobless,twitter is a social site,I'm here to entertain myself,NOT YOU!!

@seanhannity @RepToddAkin why does our side kill our own? $4.00 diesel! 8.3% unemployment! Trillion $ deficit. Were talking about What?

@ljishie and they will only know if you get a new job if they are checking the info from the unemployment office on your claims(most don't).

Larry Better Make His Way To The Unemployment Office !

having to pay in change to get gas to go to the bank #unemployed

Tea so cold I'm wondering why, got out of bed at all... She is jobless apparently...

Cookout now hiring!!!! For everybody that's jobless go get u a job!!!

You say my name like I'm that nigga Buh I'm still unemployed

Since '08 3.6 million Americans have been added to #SocialSecurity disability insurance program. One way #unemployment is being concealed.

@MissMcClung The life of the unemployed

Fuck....... Jobless Once again....

Son...After a month of fighting with my boss. My unemployment went through. Retroactive shawty. Niggas is about to get wild ignant.

Blessed are you who are unemployed now, for you will be employed.

Unemployment is on the rise because of Trey Songz

8 days left of this shitey job! #yas #unemployment #naemoney #shite

Unemployed??... Wanna make $500-$1000 a week and better all from working online?? Real shit... Legit!! Dm me!!

@AllJokezAside: Unemployment is on the rise because of Trey Songz lmmfao

Lmao. @_LaLaRoseee: Larry Better Make His Way To The Unemployment Office !

BOFL!! I cant, cause I been only working dere for 2 weeks :'( @_LaLaRoseee: Larry Better Make His Way To The Unemployment Office !

Whooss hiringg? Jobless startin thursday

Can't express into words how boring I find my job, spend every second wishing I was unemployed

@cgitosh @MTANDAO_ now imagine the same politicians promising to pay unemployed people an upkeep fund. It's silly, no?

@_DaBAIT2YaLINE I miss you too!!! The unemployed life sucks :(

More from the unemployment #'s: Seasonally adjusted unemployment rate for African Americans went up in Feb: 14.1% (In Jan: 13.6%)

-I don't feel right when I'm unemployed. I always have to keep me a little job.

I think about how amazing life and work is there, then remember I'm unemployed again in a month and the happy feelings are gone.

@ahh_shley where are they hiring? Me jobless

Unemployment is not a good thing, Adrienne. lol

“@Alfiemanning1: @jack_macca8 jealous un-employed cunt :)” love randomers that call me unemployed when I earn more than there parents

Enough about Akin. There are more important stories in the world - Syria, troops dying in Afghanistan, stagnant unemployment

@barackobama refuses to hold pressed on #Economy #GasPrices #unemployment #foreclosures. Yet holds one to kick a man when he's down #coward

@smithers_jones_ want to hang out when you're unemployed? i have no one to talk to during the day :(

@NowWithAlex Romney and Ryan Tax details allow average taxpayer to evaluate . What tax rate do people on unemployment pay? Yes unemp tax

Government to increase social security benefit for long-term unemployed

Not the unemployment rate that can't fall below 8%. Not the miserable state of the U.S. economy. It's Akin.

Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents.

Standards ain't what they used to be smh niggas settlin for swamp donkeys wit a fat ass, n hoes r happy w/ an unemployed tatted thug.

You can link some job sites to your facebook. Jesus, Im embarrassed about being unemployed, who the fuck would want to share it all the time

@CynthiaBailey10 I am stepping out on big faith. I am jobless in the ATL. Are you or do you know anyone hiring Admin/Clerical. Stay blessed!

@NathWEvans sound :) I have to spend as little as possible tho, now I'm a jobless bum lol. how's your job hunting going?

@iAmJuddy Sorry, Juddy, I just assumed you were unemployed. Well, fuck you very much.

The whitest (unemployed) girl problem- I'm too impatient for my manicure to dry before going in my pool. Omgzzz.

No longer unemployed! #woo

It's difficult adjusting to being unemployed. I can only groom my beard so many timea

Knocking down that unemployment rate with 7 hires over the last few days! #jobseekers #techcomm #hiring

@STORMYbabi yeah I pay rent da world kno sk unemployed who gives a shit you broke wit a job smh you really wanna do this back n forth shit?

I do believe that having conversation in timeline in this late night will show how jobless you are. #Prinsip

It's only natural to hate your job after a while. But would you quit and be jobless? Fuck no

@BellaDelilah_ but im still unemployed

I have discovered the real reason behind high unemployment: high levels of unemployables. Shortlisting = depressing

If you over 17 and you a male , being immobile and unemployed should not be okay . Catching rides ain't cute .

@RobWilson_RDG and growth?Unemployment?Rent rises? Rail fare rises? wage inequality? Regressive tax rises? Police cuts? NHS cuts? Calm down?

Jobless pipu

I was unemployed for like a month and a half and fell into a deep depression but bounced back with 2 jobs like a boss

@londa_nani hahahaha! Londa though smh! I'm jobless remember? No income whatsoever

@TRPWL @whoresheadlocks @PornoDan Heh, Dan you got any need for a soon-to-be unemployed professionally licesnsed structural engineer? lol.

One perk of unemployment is getting your apartment complex's pool all to yourself.

@TuneLuciano Standards aint wht they used to be smh niggas settlin for swamp donkeys w/ a fat ass & hoes r happy w/ a unemployed tatted thug

Iceland's unemployment rate is also lower than the UK's. Surely a small independent nation couldn't outperform the UK? I mean surely not?

Boys argue when they jobless

rooling back to my bed and continue to read fanfics.. *jobless tonight* XD

This unemployed shit ain't WORKIN for me

Hey, @BET. Try to ask Obama some tough questions today, will ya? Black unemployment rate at 14.1%. Black teen unemployment at 36.6%.

In Europe they have unemployment allowance, major challenge to implement that in KE would be the rampant corruption @matrixster @MTANDAO_

He's unemployed with no car living with his mama But he's tatted #SocietyToday

I know... am just jobless :P bite my butt cheek

@dave_hollins @RobArnold92 fucking work? why can't you just have been an unemployed bum like me?