News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 21.08.12 Part 19

Dumb bitch. I didn't choose this life. I didn't choose to be unemployed with a fucking clot in my brain. #asshole #angrytweet

Last time OH's unemployment was this much better than the US? April '95. During his visit, maybe POTUS can ask how Ohioans did it.

Niggas round hea claiming &'d selling dis drug nd dat drug but #TheLieDetectorDeterminedThatWasALie...Homey living off unemployment checks!!

But then I realized I'm eating a the contents of a sandwich by myself, and currently unemployed.

It obviously hasn't hit me yet that I'm unemployed. I'm omw to Keystone at the Crossing smh

@Tweezybaybe Me neither!!! Only when I was unemployed an a full time student

The ultimate jobless is having a long conversation in timeline in this late night. It's 00:00, singlers.

Unemployed, what is this twitter?

@BravesGasm I've been trying to narrow down the list but it's just too hard. & now that I'm unemployed again, what else is there to do?!

@hunhanin @paradisistic lol i actually just graduated from uni this april. currently jobless and waiting for the results of the nle. ^^

@IamJohana13 no I'm currently unemployed but I'm working with my dad. You still working?

the stoy is jobs, unemployment 25mill out of work families who cant put food on the table, families who are homeless and rising prices!!!!

Over 23 living in your parent's house, uneducated, unemployed, no ambition...Spare yourself please!

For unemployed #uWaterloo co-op students, don't forget most jobs are found in the hidden job market, so tap into your own network contacts

I long for new social relations !! Hate being jobless/lonely at home :S ..Hope that study begins on 2/9/2012 ~ AMEN

@AlexMorganFan4 aha. I'm jobless currently :(.

@JohnKasich: Last time OH's unemployment was this much better than US? April '95. During his visit, maybe POTUS can ask how Ohioans did it.

@steph_jane2 yeah that's the scary part. & idk if i have to report to unemployment, they said i'm not eligible until my severance runs out

Do you see Pres #Obama talking about anything important - debt, economy, unemployment? But we know his favorite food, color. That's it.

@AmyTidd Unemployment has been 8.2%+ for four years. Bush and the SOFA ended Iraq. The housing market still hasn't recovered. So yes, go on.

Now when you get your unemployment check we can go camping

Thank @BarackObama for saving the auto industry MT @JohnKasich: Last time OH's unemployment was this much better than the US? April '95.

MT @JohnKasich: Last time OH's unemployment was this much better than the US? April '95. Maybe POTUS can ask how Ohioans did it.

@GaryParrishCBS @MattNorlander @DohertyMatt funniest thing from this column is that Doh is actually referred to as coach.#unemployed

Lol he said wen you get yo unemployment check we can go camping,,

Only Plies will say his hands don't like to be unemployed lol!

People who tweet all day A) Unemployed B) Have no life

@itsaG_thing Al she wants to be an RN I KNOW LOTS OF PEOPLE WITH DEGREES WHO ARE JOBLESS

All unemployment is due to wage/price control. Absent it, nominal wages and prices meet to clear the market. jobs

@nastylufc your only well jel my son!!!! 3 days a week- get in!!!only till end of november then I'm unemployed!!

@RodneyMarsh10 since being sacked by sky sports have you just been an unemployed bum?

@karinlee No president since FDR 1930's has been reelected with unemployment over 7.2% now @ 8.2% Bill Clinton said It's the Economy stupid

@G333NJ Yur Unemployed, Why Work For Yur Broke Ass.? #LAME

Government's laughable economic policy beginning to be revealed now - more debt, more recession, more unemployment to come. #omnishambles

Wtf....google stalking me.... How the fuck did u kno Im unemployed #Creepy

“@SundanceChannel: Homeless? Check. Drug addicted? Check. Unemployed? Check. Watch #GetToWork @crystal_dietz this sounds like me

The Unemployment strikes back..see what i did there? Har har t.co/fzcMi25Z

So you're currently unemployed? No, I'm eternally unemployable.

It's sad when you'd rather be dead then jobless! @Mshabazz32

@NatalieFinniss Not back, ta. Still broke and still unemployed

Feel so weird being jobless now

@Gftyu56 when bush 43 was leaving office, it was projected unemployment could reach 10%, just from his policies alone and on projects.

No president since FDR 1930's has been reelected with unemployment over 7.2% now @ 8.2% Bill Clinton said It's the Economy stupid 3cdnpoli

heading out to look for some more jobs today. hopefully something will turn up soon. #unemployed

Iran nukes, Syria, Economy, Unemployment, Fast & Furious, Solyndra, and it took an unelected guy from MO to get Obama to do press conf.

@nikkihaley unemployment rate is 9.6% - who are you going to blame - we know you won't take responsibility - don't know what it is.

@MissCeex @rbek8 @lisaloughlin nah I'm not coming #unemployed

@IAM_lilbaby @Nique_Nechel Man Im unemployed & my peeps wont even take me out 4 wings! Fam aint sh*t! Smdh!

I don't know how people can go all summer without working. I've been bored to tears these last couple unemployed weeks.

@ChazBono faces. i care thats the problem but why is the unemployment rate so high? and instead of having a celebrity mentality why not use

Gonna be jobless soon still better than where I'm at now.

Twitter lie instagram lie but that unemployment rate don't

No president since FDR 1930's has been reelected with unemployment over 7.2% now @ 8.2% Bill Clinton said It's the Economy stupid #cdnpoli

@j_myles11 is no longer unemployed haha

Mr. President, thanks to your #ObamaEconomy, 50% of the kids @ the colleges you're visiting today will be unemployed/underemployed. #NObama

@TheXclass well first of all, ACA doesn't extend healthcare to everyone. I dont have healthcare & am unemployed @WisdomSeeker18

Unemployed motherfuckas always the ones calling you a million damn times and have a nerve to have a attitude when you don't answer.

@CharterCom a day unemployed thanks to Charter internet being down.

Pretty bad when a whitehouse press conference is used 2 tell us about ur campaign lies instead of unemployment, military leaks, & a budget?

@GovChristie Record NJ unemployment? You need to talk to this official > @MayorBollwage Everybody here who wants a job has one.

@TomJoadsGhost @TheXclass @WisdomSeeker18 In 2014, you will be able to receive gov't subsidized healthcare if you're poor/unemployed.

@mcarpen2 Naw green fees too rich for the unemployed

I aren't jobless enough to hear your bullshits.

Ah, watching Breaking Bad. These guys are unemployed too! Doesn't look so bad.

@oxchris We also know that you don't own anything made by Apple, that you're unemployed and that you live with your sister.

How do unemployed guys still have girlfriends? Is this 1938 Soviet Russia?! Is there some kind of shortage of men? WTF.

If I didn't have to I'd stop this shit and just be happy being unemployed and unskilled...but alas, I wanna be a rich bitch... #ohSnap

seriously i'm just addicted to momblogs and ocntests it's shameful but i'm unemployed so what can you do i guess

Jobless black man

@Ninnylicious yes it is just like u(jokes)...but I dat 2 wen I'm jobless ........... Jobless pikin...smh

Finally reading the Hunger Games. Ohhh the life of unemployment

@Jamie_815 like that loh. Jobless also

“@moe761:Top issues that are influencing my vote this November. #gasprices #unemployment #foreignpolicy #healthcare #romney2012” @MittRomney

“@FlinnShady:Huge debt,sputtering economy,high unemployment, problems in public education. screw it, let's fight about abortion some more.”

I hate my bank account. and my bills #unemployed

@Obama2012 A university degree is the surest path to a good job and higher earnings.....not if you are over 50 and unemployed!

@mgroover I'm doing well! Enjoying being semi unemployed lol

If you buy $315 Lebron James Shoes for your jobless child, what happens after may be on you... Just saying

@JustKristi Day 1 of my latest adventure which i call #FUNemployment as opposed to #jobless. taking a break to write & produce stuff.

Never Leave A Hater Unemployed I Keep A Job 4 Em

The way you say my nigga makes me feel like Im that nigga but Im still unemployed

Unemployment means no enjoyment

@NilimDutta yeah poor jobless guys from minority just vent out their frustration? We should not make issue out of it

Sent my first email to my mentee on @CIPD mentor scheme for unemployed young people. Feel like I'm doing smthg useful for youth unemplmt.

“@Gege_Baybee: This unemployed shit ain't WORKIN for me ” JOBHUNT ASAP!! I need one NOW

I'm still unemployed, when am I going to experience the feelings of pay day?

Every politician should hire an independent adviser to spray them with water anytime they say something dumb. Unemployment problem solved.

@faerysprings You care too much. The worst thing they could do is fire you and you get that sweet unemployment vacation for half a year

@Besos4Jelz tommorow if unemployment gives me my three weeks worth of money

#JuliusMalema what a twat. Police defend themselves and he's like. fire the president... Ur just pissed off and unemployed cunt!!!

No longer unemployed #finallygrewup #workhorse

@BarackObama, One's education has no value when one cannot get a job. Millions of unemployed Americans have learned this the hard way.

No president since FDR 1936elex has been reelected with unemployment over 7.2% now @ 8.2% Bill Clinton said It's the Economy stupid 3cdnpoli

@roon0 i'm trying not to break down and cry, unemployment will cover rent, but then I have NOTHING left. He wants me to get a cheap phone

@CaitlinKeusch Good luck! And I completely sympathize. I just started training last week, after 3 months of unemployment.

@TylerDuvelius I thought of you when I saw #POTUS at the #Ohio union. Wondered if you helped him w/some Illinois unemployment forms?

@make_trouble I'm surviving and preferring working to unemployment. Things could be worse x

@besheehan the banking crises had little to do with unemployment. Do you know anything about economics ? And money has nothing to do with it

WHO LET DA DOGS OUT. woof woof woof woof! #jobless

If everyone was fired for saying something stupid unemployment would be 100%. 1st Amendment allows for being fluent in stupidity.