News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 21.08.12 Part 24

For every 1 American employed...4 unemployed #thatsnotlove

@Vivlar_ @Dreaa_Rod I'm making that $$$$ though. You want an unemployed man?

The curse of living in the countryside is that if you can't drive you can either be a milkman or unemployed…and there are legions of milkmen

Can't stay unemployed too long, I love making my own money!

@RadioMirage @npratc I feel fine. So much that I have TWO jobs. Take that, 8% unemployment! Serious though, I could really use a raise.

“@kNEENEEh: unemployment line, credit card declined . .” pls dont tell me what im thinking

So it's 120 0 new jobs can lower the unemployment rate counts the 315 0 people who dropped out.

@andyburnhammp Are they now 'self-employed', thereby reducing unemployment?

@cptfunkadunk I'm sickened by IGNORANT ,MISINFORMED attitude of #GOP towards those dealing w/unemployment-starting at the TOP of the ticket!

Obama promised to lower unemployment rate. Thor promised to rid the world of ice giants. I don't see any ice giants. #thor2012

time unemployed = way too much time spent with the interweb

#ImAnExtremistBecause handing out up to 1.5 million work permits to illegals when we already have massive unemployment is not a good idea

When I work my ass off and people live off of welfare and unemployment

@matthew_helly unemployed swagger.

@linguoisdead meeting people and having to repeat the fact you're unemployed as a club singer drowns out your thoughts is a personal fave

My unemployed life is a series of waiting times Til my next workout class...

do these joggers make me look unemployed?

@kinghambone843 unemployment office!

Back in the unemployment line. Holler!

Thanks for putting up with my #unemployment rants. Now you have to put up with my bitchin' about #work! #MESOHAPPY #sept10comefaster!!

Watching daytime reruns of Law & Order is for the stoned and unemployed. Or, the Lawless & Disordered.

Google put publishers of Encyclopedias out of business. Its a good and bad thing, just like self checkout machines keep some unemployed.

@KimNonKou heeela, some chick showed it to me wena, ka be kere temmet, her hair looked like Brazillian hair, but she is unemployed, temmet!

#Unemployment up in 44 states, unchanged in 4–well past time for our 30 #RealSolutions&for Pres to stop rhetoric dividing our nation #tcot

Unemployed people can drink early like this. Lol

@MFGenesis @iPacho @cJulian_ HAHA......Jobless NYUGGUHS!!! XD

maybe my mom should quit her job and get on welfare & unemployment so all my college can be paid for. #notfair

particularly at a time when the number of unemployed people has reached an unprecedented level and the level of human need is seen to be

@jean_shorts_man #jobless #bum #nomoney

this goes out to all jobless single moms dads or anyone in poor situations i pray you find jobs & that God blesses you & watches over you

Vote Tory, Economy worst since the 1930's, Unemployment at a 17 year High, and 12 Banks Downgraded to junk status,lowest growth in 100 years

It's time to start drawing since I'm jobless c:

Idc if u ugly, fat, cute, black, unemployed, white, or whateva if u can make me laugh, u cool to me

@ChefWaites She's unemployed

Unemployment day four. Already want a job.

People need to stop retweeting @EPLAgent007, stop being gullible, he's a fucking jobless fraud.

It would appear that I'm getting paid weekly by Unemployment, because they paid me $43, already.

“@saxford: Volunteering with Obama for America all day tomorrow!” Must be one if millions unemployed due to #obama failed economy #p2 #tcot

A vote for Obama is a vote for continuation of policies that created record unemployment among blacks.

How you unemployed but go to Focus every FRIDAY to drink & eat wings smh damn Coon ass brother of mine

Y'all people let bosses bully you at work? Nah. They can just fire me. I'll take that unemployment.

unemployment@ all time high, 16 trill., deficit, gas prices rising, no budget presented in 4yrs., attacking our military! Barak has failed

@InterstateSteve he dont have a wife no more. He can go beat himself in the unemployment line as far as Im concerned.

they had just gotten offered a job and were no longer unemployed. Everything happens for a reason! God is amazing.

@MrChiaka : @ur area? Its rily crazy. Jobless cops.

@DillanFromMTV I think I have to, being unemployed is haaard.

@keithacg ...accused the reporter who asked about the unemployment rate of trying to see if we can get a charge out of the old man today.

I finally figured out why people choose to be unemployed... to day drink #daybeers

Its so sad how jobless people crave for work & how employed people crave for holidays..#sigh

@mattyglesias If you add 1 person and they create 0.9 jobs, the unemployment rate goes up.

5 hours and I will be happily unemployed

Lool...i'm jobless!!@_ijeoma: :/@amandaibadin: .....Say....aunty dupe:D@_tayorrr_: -___- @_ijeoma: I miss ma baby @_tayorrr_ :D

@kristinsanity @BigCharlieD no, I'll gladly take unemployment...

@Got2Love_V nah don't feel like being jobless.

Were in a recession. Unemployment at record numbers for the youth and Nikes about to release their most expensive shoe of all time? Lebron x

I'll sniff a fucking unemployment line of cocaine

Ima bout to blow up the unemployment office..they owe me Money and my job getting on my nerves also

@ItsMe_CHACHi Che Jobless Josh!!! :)

S.o to the soon to be unemployed @AshFannon for the follow.

@TheChelseaWay jobless fraud getting retweets from mindless idiots. #HILARIOUS

#COLORADO #KILLINGS - AMERICAN POLITICIANS/INTELLECTUALS ARE STUPID THAT THEY DON'T SEE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN UNEMPLOYMENT AND KILLINGS!

Goodbye unemployment, never liked you anyway!

Intermediate macroeconomics: fun with unemployment rates.

@PeterDavid_PAD ALEC is probably why I became homeless after being unemployed for so long...

New job is certain!! Ran out of unemployment last week. Got job confirm today. #payitforward to the lil lady in store was totally worth it!

So this is what unemployed trident attendees do on twitter all day.... Mmmm.. & the plot thickens.

I shouldve made Central fire me so I couldve been getting unemployment, tho.

NAL: 2 release such an outrageously overpriced product while nation is struggling 2 overcome an unemployment crisis is insensitive at best

@c_aashish When he was unemployed himself, he was a free radical. @anilyst @Gunmaster_G9

my future consists on a hippy van, outside a public toilet, with 26 cats, wearing my nan's cardi whilst unemployed

Once u realize how blessed u r 2 work 2pay tax 2pay the jobless 2destroy infrastructure in protest 2your help u will quit complaining.#Anc

Am I the only one who thinks that all these hate accounts are from the SAME 30 y/o unemployed closeted man living in his mum's basement? Or?

On a totally unrelated and contradicting note: somedays I would not mind being an unemployed housewife.

im bouta get me sum fingerwaves wen my next unemployment check roll thru #RealShit

What is the Job Description of a Unemployed person?

But gbenga is jobless sha!

real id act may be keeping people on unemployment lines. catch my report thurs. at 11pm

@TevinPattersonG @mjr_success man i cant turn up at work lol ima b jobless like smut

3omf leaving me !!! Fuck unemployment I gotta find a job !!! :(

Officially unemployed and proud #college#brokebitch

If i get a job, i will keep it this time! Somebody help an unemployed mf out*

@FlipChartRick Economy seems curious curate's egg

But im still unemployed.

Unemployment Day 2: So bored I'm going to give MW3 another shot.

No longer jobless I'm so excited ??

Its sad when your goal at work is to collect unemployment.

@kaygray1 but then again lol can't marry an unemployed man lol

If u don't have a job & are part of the net 8.3 unemployment rate (gross 15.1) & vote, do u want 4 yrs of economic #DejaVu? Then vote Obama!

@KVOA Working on a story about new DEA online reporting for unemployment. Has anyone had problems with the new system?

Let us see..unemployment numbers sucks..no shovel ready jobs on the horizon..wasted stimulus..more pele on the public dole..

Everroast chicken, warm up, then gym. Gonna take out my unemployed man rage on my chest. Fucking job hunt blues

@uuudave @68_is_too_late a job is a job and I'm sure the 2.5million unemployed would agree

Fuming, why does everywhere have to shut at 6! Not everyone is jobless pikeys!!!!!

@shaneaverette and what has her vast financial genius fixed? Last I knew, deficit was still climbing and real unemployment hovered at 14%.

it might js be me, bt if i hve a baby i aint allowing a crack head, non graduate, party all day, jobless male/female be Godparents to my kid

Self employed? I think you spelled unemployed wrong.

@BarackObama @TheDemocrats @NAACP @benjealous Black Unemployment (U6) 22.8% - Answers? Black GOP = Freedom. Black Dem = Plantation Worker.

@tyson_mason we are gonna end up jobless

@richardhomer No I haven't! I'm curious of what their definition of broke unemployed college students is! I'm sure it was very brutal lol!

@CatchCorey everywhere, obviously. Wish I was unemployed so I could dedicate my time to becoming one