News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 21.08.12 Part 3

Its 2012 i wish i would date a jobless bitch she better suck dick like swag swag

Everyday can be a sunday, if you are #unemployed

@Nick_Vanella I may drink and I may be a waitress but If I had to live with your shitty personality I'd rather be on heroine and jobless

@jcmt7 @jiajingisbackk YES IM LIKE JOBLESS SO JJ SHLD TREAT!

Jobless... #SIGH

@Aisha_Minaj: @MrLazzzzy you tweet once inna blue moon mate I'm not constantly jobless, I actually have things to do

@annabellwig5 just saw that anthropology is the worst major to have right now #badlifechoice #unemployed

@ProfessorAnaya_ oh haha cool I have an interview there Thursday. But who knows I've gone to like 4 and still jobless :/ I suck lol

Miss my old life and best friends. Jobless makes it worse but Something's gotta give. #faith

“@LilRxck @UniqueFlyObject a don't be doing jobless ppl, I'm in that category.” i didnt consider you in that category yo shit steady.

Ope Is Jobless,She Doesn't Even Have A BB Yet... *sigh*

4am?! Christ.....I think I just spent 3 hours brushing the cats........ #unemployed

#NoLie though when iFirst heard tht song when iWas UTube Surfin n Jobless, iGrooved all In the Livingroom #MyJam

People are jealous of you when you get money#abeg don'tmine them cox they are jst jobless@yan_sa ido>stroke majalisar kan kwana

“@jgcarnforth: @SheyenneStar lemme hit u up tamara I ain't got no job so I cn tex u all da lmao (you like jobless thugs right?)”

it's truly amazing how ppl I know that were college drop outs, drunkies, and druggies are getting great job opps. meanwhile, im jobless

Not necessarily jobless. But I work my behind off for what I get, which isn't much. Waiting for God to open the right door, just not patient

i guess ambers the only one who wants a job, I don't wanna ever see I'm jobless :( someone help on here again lol

#ImAnExtremistBecause the true jobless numbers don't include those forced into retirement because they couldn't find a new job.

Jobless Mondays suck less but they don't pay as well. Poop, I can't win.

i cant believe my dad is jobless

@h3lic0pt3r: i cant believe my dad is jobless mommy*

Looks like this broke b** is about to be jobless and intern-less.. #fml

@jaredfedosoff you say that as if i am unaware, it's been dropped and stepped on to much, an iphone isnt in my jobless budget #goodmorrow

#Jobless @discopiggu: Who counts!! @UberFacts: The average woman smiles 62 times a day. The average man smiles only 8 times.

Some jobless guy who still lives with Mom needs to use his Olive Garden gift card he got for Xmas on me!! #craving #desperate

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Setting an alarm to get up for a beach day isn't so baddd O #unemployed

Ladies if u jobless go in to the store and apply

I'm enjoying this last week of summer while everyone else started classes. #unemployed

@marthalopoly omg same for you ._. Plus I have no money. Ugh. Being jobless sucks when you have friends lol.

Looks like I'm jobless again

yes. Me.. but jobless @holley_beane: Sleeping in my boyfriends shirts >>>>>> #missinghim #hatecollege #hatework

@victorcarriel_ im delirious. I'm jobless already :(

@crazy_flaws we r sooo fucking jobless SFJ!!!

A desperate, foot/jobless man 2day walking mi. trying 2 reach a church by 730 to keep his job & home was touched by an angel AC- ride & 100$

And so begins my hunt to figure out a way to work for @chelseahandler #unemployed

My baby's gonna get a job! Well, hopefully...& then im gonna be jobless and lonely. #ohno

#Stupid #Untalented #Miserable #Jobless #Bitch #Me #Hashtag

In 2 to 3 weeks, I'm taking a break from MarketPlace. And then I can dye my hair whateverrr color I want. #fuckyeah #jobless

Went from having a job to being jobless, but now the dog employed and im feelin righteous, #jahbless

Why are being jobless-home alone-gulang guling sana sini so much fun...

@RMantri The Guardian article is riddled with bad facts. All parks are closed till Oct. So Mr Singh will be jobless either way

If They Jobless Most Likely You Jobless Rite Along With All Them Other Jobless Mfas Around You

I need to get this job, I cannot stand being jobless!!!

@HeyKiaraMarie lucky I'm a jobless senior #fail

People who get jobless tattoos are retarded having a tattoo is one thing not bein able to get a job because of it is another. #dumbfuck

Extra lips @Retweet_addict: #Jobless @discopiggu:@UberFacts: The average woman smiles 62 times a day. The average man smiles only 8 times

officially jobless.

Good morning @railaodinga u've 30 seconds to end #unemployment what would u say in a video?

just bleached balcony (like a good east belfast housewife and her steps)and cleaned windows!sparkamaling!now getting sunburnt #unemployed

Last night of #nightshift ... Back to being #unemployed I guess

I am no longer jobless. Just saying: self esteem boost. :)

@shiamior just answer..I'm now free & jobless..it left people with more questions bt wouldn't dare to ask more..hahahahaha

@_liltrin well .. Fuck niggas get money . Even tho my broke ass is jobless . Lol

@msRuthieP that damn #momsvagina lol yes we are plannin on moving in may..please don't fire me #unemployment

@ScottDiebel I used to tweet jokes that required an explaination #unemployment-suckstosuck

good morning everyone..watta match it was last nite..the best part of being jobless is u dun hap to miss any sports any day..hap a good day!

@zitasheep @loshita87 i am jobless as well.....

@wkyee @loshita87 We both are jobless. I'm still thinking abt trying to apply MA. So... May work parttime in this half year. Just thinking.

Desperate for a job so I can get a car or something. #helpme #unemployed #Mesa #arizona

And who on earth are these 35000 people who don’t have to work on a Tuesday? All jobless or what?

@BarrazaLupita Text me bakk about it?! Nd Ahh!! Why you putting me in the spot about being jobless. Lol

That disappointing feeling you get when your friends can get a job and you can't.. #HireMePlz #Jobless

Cause 9 times outta ten, when you graduate you'll be jobless for years. Seen it happen too many times...

TV9 showing the police force which is out for the MNS protest march today. Lot of female cops present as MNS has jobless women too.

the pains of being a jobless student lol. all bank accounts have to be in my name~ orrrrzzz

Up and jobless

@_FcukLife Signs in a guy? Talks about sex all the time. Unusual amount of condoms. No female friends. Broke. Jobless. Gucci wearer. Etc.

gena and I both are jobless #woohoo

@NycityBx I’m jobless now. Lol.

@Ulysses0_0 lol. But I'm currently jobless. :'(

If HR ever came to our store. We'd ALL be jobless. Aside from like 4 ppl lol

“@_ADecentMan_: If HR ever came to our store. We'd ALL be jobless. Aside from like 4 ppl lol” u better be one of those 4!

Nigga u think u can complain about me? Nigga I run wholesale, ill make sure your fucken jobless by tomorrow afternoon.

I have the worst luck at getting a job. Fuck it! I'll bum around a bit longer. #JOBLESS :/

God is good all the time. You might be jobless now but he has loved you enough to wake you up this morning. His worthy all the praises. ¦

not sure if i should buy @stereosonic ticket today.. srsly worried about missing out.. but won't be able 2 eat for a week.. #unemployment

@_amaniandme @undaniableclass @drewski_19 dami getting fired she Finna be jobless again anyway ! So she a child lol

@sidin i am a jobless person and have 4 childern i want job any kind. and earn to maoney. help me

This year I've been endgadged ended it dumped plenty almost homless n jobless n burnt most if my bridges but god blessed me n fixed it all

Ok so let's recap, I'm homeless, jobless, beer-less, tv-less, soon to be carless...ohhh but I got my iPad! So all is right with the world

LMAOOOOOOOOO! :) uselesss mumm! i tlkingg jobless fa days!

Oh your a ''Boss'' tell me again about how ur jobless and broke

@ZachBolduc you scared just because 'he' tweeted you? come on, that just jobless fucktard. Keep it cool dude :)

@ochocinco They say PUT THE2 JOBLESS LOUD MOUTH PROUD NIGGERS N FILM SUCKING& GAGGING EACHOTHER BND! It pleases white man2 c us humilated.

If GIVIN A FCK was a job I would foreva be #UNEMPLOYED!!!!

DJs in Taiwan certainly all are jobless as all the contests/reunions are schedule in the middle of week days…

Hey RJ, jus play a damn song...shut th mic n go talk trash to smone jobless....#justsaying

@Ash_B43 @BallDawg_32 FUCK A JOB!!!! I'll be fat, jobless, and happy!!!

@OhMy_JayPhi haha. I'll be around, I'm jobless member?

Drinking on a monday #summmertime and #jobless #woooooeeeee

My jobless ass really shouldn't be doing any online shopping butttt....#YOLO #thatsrightIjustsaidit #judgeme

If we are both jobless tomorrow, what are you doing?

Shout out to yu jobless fucks beggin ur parents nd ppl for money cuz u too lazy to get ur own money

no! next weekend ill be jobless.

What more do I tell, a friend who is jobless from past 8 months hasn't told his family that he's jobless coz they'd go berserk.

.@SisterSledgeLV Now you shut yer mouth! I'm a jobless fatty loser and no if and or buts!

Bosennnn dehhhhh jobless bangetttt hoahmmmm

I want a job again #unemployed #nobueno