News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 21.08.12 Part 11

The only way you will work is when I hold your feet to the fire... You're the worst employee ever and should be UNemployed!

I swear I'm better off working than studying!!!!!!!! =.= But hey wait - jobless.

@mittromney what are College aged Americans to do if they have no parent to borrow from? Or their parent is unemployed thanks to outsourcing

im jobless again... fuck it thoo. i enjoyed my summer

10 am, legit the 2nd day of being jobless and my dads nagging me to go to ottawa for a drive, clean, and demands I not sleep #Goaway #12

@TMitch4Fo @stevedapirate7 I never said he should or shouldnt an I never said anything about the unemployment I have to many opinion on that

@JRYcollins @cummingsgoings unemployment more like FUNemployment yeeeeeeeeeeaaah*plays xbox in underwear at 1:30 pm, sobbing uncontrollably*

@PreetyAssGUCCII no bitch remember I'm not at the shoe warehouse , I'm at the unemployment office downtown .

You can have a federal job with a great salary and benefits, an Everest commercial will still make you feel unemployed.

most of my niccas got that work even though there unemployed

@pastorcylar I'm for keeping that $ in MD to help unemployment, school systems, and keeping our taxes down

Ppl dont want jobs they wanni collect unemployment

Currently at the unemployment office

Indian people are becoming so jobless, you might think for a minute that we are a developed country now.

@GetBUCKSimmonds yaay unemployment!!!!

Starting some research on youth unemployment in London

@m_goodies o hell no!!! U can get right online n file for unemployment

@VICE Do you think nails too jank, can't work would qualify for an unemployment pension? #retirement #freedom25

I fixed the oven and the toilet but am still unemployed so I'm pretty much still a bad husband and provider.

@BarackObama I want to know do you know how many ppl are unemployed and not receving unemployment and what do you think there doin for money

Has anyone else connected the rise of unemployment with the rise of twitter, instagram and kik?

#Liberal media can't have an honest discussion about #unemployment, #economy or #energy with exposing the failed policies if #Obama #tcot

@MuglerHomme well that is a relief. Personally: Archaeology ... Unemployed ... Useless, close enough #truth

Well jobless once more #bumlife

Seems I'm no longer unemployed :) Wehey

youth unemployment in London. Will it increase as a new wave of graduates leave university? #jobs #unemployment

my unemployed ahh!

Day drinking and card games. Loving unemployment.

@lynchiem65 Funny man. You just stick to your thieving, unemployment, and boarded up houses. I know where I'd rather live, put it that way.

.@BarackObama - 8.3% unemployment, $16T in debt, four trillion $ deficits in a row. And THIS is what you're tweeting about? #Loser

@Carl_Crawford13 it's called unemployment

@candacetx also, 8.3% unemployment. $16 TRILLION nat'l debt, more on poverty & food stamps, still in afghanistan, $700 BIL from medicare...

.....and the unemployment in Raleigh County soars. #showmethestatedebitcard

...and the quest for 'years of experience' continues, thus exacerbating youth unemployment.

@SkyeHE there's a difference between borrowing + to invest and being forced to borrow + to pay for unemployment benefits as growth has gone

@Jamestown502 tru. But when I think back to bleak days of unemployment, ramen noodles and coinstar, lol I love stressful work.days

What will happen in the jobs market post Olympics? How is London preparing for this? #jobs #olympics2012 #unemployment

Most of the unemployed are victims of Romney's Wall St cronies. Don't let Romney strip them of their welfare rights as well! #obama2012

I was jobless this summer but whatever though

Cheeky cunt business man coming into my work bad mouthing Hull about unemployment. #GETTHEFUCKOUTMYTOWN 'wanker'

The porn industry has been shut down because of a syphilis outbreak, I just feel bad for all The unemployed pornstars in Hollywood right now

I WILL NOT complain about the UBER LAME things I have to do to solidify this job after being unemployed all summer. #glasshalffull

@BMarshall it's not lol, I'm unemployed as shit.

“Were gonna be so skinny why? Cause were gonna starve @karensaint33 #unemployed

@MichelleObama Are yall going to help the unemployed that is not counted for cause I want to know how long do you think they will stay broke

@MrGChristopher no his perception is that you must put money in big corporations so they create more jobs, unemployment goes down etc

sick of being jobless fs

WORK N 4 HRS

Donny Trump is a truth killer “@realDonaldTrump: Unemployment is up in 44 states... @BarackObama is a job killer.”

Back in this fucking unemployment office ... I never knew I would have to go thru all this

Interesting, the Super Pacs are able to acquire so much money and at the same time unemployment is still high and the economy is depressed

she make me feel lik im dat nigka bt im still unemployed

Last day of work at Elite Sports Club. Haven't been unemployed in like 2 years. Woohoo!

@madversity This Goodie goodie speechs r colourful but in my district if i am jobless& immigrant wid same qualifiction lands job-will Bother

@bashrafi too bad I'm jobless, n obviously penniless, that's why I'm asking for one from u :P

I'm going to start reading all the harry potter books tonight #jobless

@Rob_BURKEundy being unemployed this summer really boosted my fifa skills

semi-skilled jobs fast disappearing, should we re-address our modern business models? #jobs #unemployment #jobless

Pool party in celebration of unemployment. Open invitation. @liviamcewen

#Obama #economy #unemployment #gaspices #jobs #Keystone #golf t.co/Gv1ajDyX

@nytimesarts @robdelaney I'm unemployed and broke but I will FIND A FUCKING WAY to buy this.

Every year around this time, some UWI student is worried about becoming another unemployed graduated.

$15.9 TRILLION in Debt. 8.3% Unemployment. The Senate has not passed a budget in 1,210 Days. Any Questions?

@AdamTheHun Yeah, the unemployment office maybe. I didn't know there were Jewish hippies.

hmmm so if youre going to apply at bars/bdubs && what not .. do you wear shorts and cute tank.. or dress pants & all that crap. #jobless.

After my tweet about loving my job, someone spammed me with a job offer. I guess my morning makes me sound unemployed. A little.

@ruthlessgravity uh ,where was unemployment in January 2009 ?Same happened to Bush in 2001 after dot-bomb implosion yet Clinton still adored

Success! I'm no longer jobless! :-)

@LisaMay1990 For that I agree, but being unemployed/single mother/whoever you were refering to, are also entitled.

phewph load off my chest .. #jobless #thankgod

Same day loans for tenant and unemployed from ?1000.00-?25,000.00 via @iNetGiant

NC unemployment is up for July at 9.6 vs 9.4 last 3 mts.. Increase is no surprise when government sector job losses are at 14,200!

WOO! Won't be jobless in Oshkosh after all!!!

@annnbug everyone bc i will be unemployed!!!!

Top three issues in the 11th Congressional district are immigration, unemployment, and the mortgage foreclosure crisis.

@pricey3125 no yours would be unemployed lol hahaha mine BUM jarreds waster lol

Women w/out jobs collecting unemployment = boss Women when they find a job after smooching = walking gold

#Liberal Media: Focus on #Romney's taxes, not #Obama's #economy. Talk about abortion, not #unemployment. #MSM #tcot #ccot

its my day off and i have no clue what to do today. what do unemployed people do all day?

@BillHaslam any chance you could take a look at the unemployment systems? I went online to apply, makes me call in, but I can't get through!

Pray for the unemployed

What if SSI checks, foodstamps, unemployment etc didn't go out next month. There would be madness in every city.

#ImAnExtremistBecause I don't think 8+% unemployment should be the new normal.

@jethomas26 @connormcnairn haha good one. I hope you have some gas money because I am unemployed

@ayaaanie me too! but i cant afford a gym membership card anymore... #unemployed D:.... thats why i run >.

i need an adventure #bored #unemployed

@CHRIS23_ACN thats all u can do! worse thing is they say no! keep movin on! too many people unemployed and looking for xtra $ 2 worry bout 1

@ShutUpAnkit Would have been okay if I were unemployed

No one's talked unemployment #PureGeniusMitt since you picked Paul Ryan to be your VP

I think I am destined to be unemployed. So hard to find a job when you have no experience. :(

Unemployed Day 50: Found out today I start my new job Sept. 10! Score!!! #Bombardier_Aero

If I had $1 for everytime I heard that I wouldn't be on unemployment.

Niggas wait till two weeks of unemployment is left to look for work..Good Luck

In June 2012, black unemployment reached 14.6%

@SBI21 -_- NIGGA i would be unemployed. lmao. naw

9 shifts left. Scared of unemployment but excited to leave!

@diannaeanderson Nope. As of Jan 1, 2011, nonprofits with at least four employees in a 20 week period are required to do unemployment.

@joanne_liew Freaking serious?! Why charge you tsk. Say you unemployed cannot charge income tax also haha! Anw your friend added me HAHAHA.

@daynabinniee I'll never be unemployed for more than 3 weeks. #fosho #iknowpeople #smackheed

Day 27 Unemployed: Start building up my running/jogging endurance! #icandoit #noexcuses #teamlivelife