News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 21.08.12 Part 29

First time I've filed unemployment for more than 2wks & I get a letter having to do a survey because they think I've been on it too long?

Sitting in your car you can't insure because you're unemployed! #ILoveLife! :D

#InObamasAmerica more unemployed, or underemployed young adults will have affordable access to health care.

@CHAR_LOVES_PINK get me in that bitch you know I'm jobless!

Now if SOME police commit crimes, what's left for criminals to do? Unemployment even for criminals mos lena #3rdDegree

Just met an unemployed pharmD that works at Dominoes

Is it bad if I'm tired half way through my day being unemployed than when I was employed?

#InObamasAmerica Unemployment drops to 0%! Because we just stop counting people who can't find jobs as unemployed

@bkeenan8 I've actually adapted quite well #unemployed #oops

Done. I jus sit here to myself cause obvisouly all my close friends have jobs and no one wants to hang with a jobless friend..

#InObamasAmerica Over 8% unemployment helps the middle class.

180,000 person unemployed in Jamaica .. sumpn is seriously wrong with that !!!

Cut Spending, no investment, rising unemployment, equals

Unemployed people with status: Need to relax < nigga u don't work, u relax all day! Lol

Unemployment nap time. Fuck my life is boring.

Wait.. doesn't this mean that now two of the three @WAHPcast hosts have become jobless in the last month? *starts to get paranoid*

.@RepTimScott, #unemployment is up in 44 states because the #Republican controlled House won't pass anything but garbage legislation.

@Joey7Barton - Still Jobless mate?...... Hahaha. #overratedanyway

People, we need to move on and get back to the real issues. ECONONY, unemployment and debt. Seriously

@A_Grabbe do u wanna still be unemployed?

@MiimzAlMansoori :p jobless ppl r free to roam :p we r back to work :D

Being depressed about being unemployed is kinda starting to slowly set in.

unemployment rate in Spain is over 24%. WTF

I have a job and I'm always broke..Idk how you jobless fuckers do it

I think Agric and employment is. We are not short of unemployed graduates @gamelmag @osarpong @ohenebagyimah @novisid @yorm_a

Officially unemployed again

Erin Brockovich is coming to town tomorrow. Hopefully her boobs can help our rising jobless rate. #fb

No SERIOUSLY, this ECONOMY requires many UNEMPLOYED to make their OWN opportunities - no matter HOW small. What are you GOOD at? START.

I would love to have a MD beenie... But I can live without one... CAUSE you see the way my unemployment is set up ...

Obama is lucky the US doesn't have Spain's unemployment 24%. If the military came home it would be close though!

@CalamityGina Bo Knows Unemployment.

@Ducati_La Must confuse the fuck out of them that we've apparently been handing out kebabs to the unemployed all these years

@TRUbenbad im dead ass bouta get fired & collect unemployment !

@michellemalkin @kochfacts I agree, these ads are very dishonest, and distracting from the actual issue. #Jobs #unemployment #DEBT!

@datboijdunn I stopped going lol I mean I'm only unemployed for like a week. Hopefully I start at my other job next week

If government can't create jobs, why is unemployment the President's fault?

Step 1: Bonobos makes tools. Step 2: they enslave humanity Step 3: unemployment drops to an all-time low. #Bonobo2012

The unemployment rate for doctors is extremely low. It doesn't follow that if we all had MDs there would be no unemployment.

watu hivi hivi kwenya jobless corner with monkey businesses do u think yu-mobile gives a damn...!!

I don't care if I'm unemployed for a fucking year. I needed to get out of that shit hole.

#UnEmployed. lol

@ElGalloBlanco45 nigga I'm unemployed right now haha

Everyone that is unemployed go to Kroger on Thursday from 1-4pm Job fair yo work with me

@MoGontse ya , you unemployed shit!

@drccougar1 hoping. Been unemployed for over 2 years.

Mcgee's attorney says McGee is unemployed and looking for work-- unsure how he will support his family

Point ever lost on people MT @mattylesias Unemployment rate for doctors is very low. Doesn't mean if we all had MDs there would be no unemp.

For a damn week haha «@DJLazy45 @ElGalloBlanco45 nigga I'm unemployed right now haha»

Officially inducted onto the Foodland wall of fame #unemployed #followmefoodlanders t.co/Yr297kSy

#InObamasAmerica 5.2% unemployment during the GWB years was awful, but 8%+ unemployment for 42 straight months is the new normal.

your such a bad bitch but your walkin or your drivin ya mommas & to top it off you ass is unemployed! #YourCute

Back in my underwear #unemployed

Sape jobless and in need of job? Jum carik kerja nan aku. Boring uh duduk rumah

@KristalAGoGo @MikeyPullman No, there's probably a mall in Cali with a bunch of unemployed actors drinking from bags wondering what happened

I need to show off real bad so they can fire me. That way I can file for unemployment

Nevada has a 12% unemployment rate. Thus, it is my duty as a proud American to travel there and stimulate its economy. #JustifyingVegas

“@allDAYent: How u gona b unemployed n pussy whipped...lol” U kno dat nigga too??? Ctfuuuu

can’t wait for the 5 year reunion so i can tell people i’m unemployed.

@psychoscot @Anon99Percenter yes! save me from unemployment!! :D

how nice of my mom to tell me that the unemployment office called and said my penis is in stage 3 of unemployment. real funny, mom

@Number10govUK: How can Os blame JUly figures on Benefits increase. Who made 1,000's of nurses unemployed in NHS cutbacks? Another canard.

@MMFlint Unemployment, Welfare, and Social Security Disability/SSI Benefits = slavery.... Barack Obama: The welfare king

What will Nana do about graduate unemployment in dis country?

idk about anyone else but when im jobless I feel like a stain on society

#InObamasAmerica Unemployment is still 8.3%. The national debt will pass 16 Trillion dollars this week and a record percent are on welfare.

@CarwynCorgi That is not why you are jobless CanoliCorgi X)

Lmaoo he called him a young unemployed clown!

Fox News headline: Obama brings up rape while unemployment is at 8%.

If @tacobell creates a popular enough menu item, the # of hobos/jobless americans is bound to plummet. #tacobellispeople #romney/ryan2012

They're trying to put smoke screens over our eyes about the unemployment rate.

Ive got working man hands, what about you jobless ass niggas?

Unemployment line, credit card declined. Did I not mention I was about to lose my mind? :-----------(

@vsohail09 unemployed .. another example

Question: How did Ed from Good Burger keep his job if he was always messing up? Where I come from, Ed would be in the unemployment line.

@katrinagibbonX unemployed Kim was also poor and couldn't afford blonde hair and tan! I know god. Ditch work for me

Being cynical here. Is @VICEUK running obnoxious stories about unpaid interns as click-bait? Their audience are mainly unemployed young ppl.

@TeaPartyCat Wait, what? Like, as a way of reducing unemployment? >.>

@kesgardner you realize when bush left, the unemployment was at 7.2 and the stock market was begining to enter the recession

3hrs and 30min left untill i am unemployed with the NRCS and can start working out with my new track teamates! Its gonna be a good year!

Unemployment stats are now calculated by adding number of people who login to LinkedIn more than once a week with the #BlueJays attendance.

Inflation and unemployment rates

@McCreadz if I can get peeps I'll come. But I'm the only kid unemployed

Gonna start a new game unemployed and play out from there, dont wanna leave my West Ham team on my save so new one it is #FM2012

Im GoiNg baCk to wRk b4 I be C waLk'n to the unempLoyMenT liNe nd B waLk'n tO DHS......R/0t/floor

#InObamasAmerica higher taxes+ higher unemployment+defining someon's fair share= The New Norm Deal #LNYHBT

Well after 5months of being unemployed it's back to working life tomorrow. Had an amazing time off thou... thanks to Greggy mind ?

@DannyLawson07 I'm also unemployed, but I have money

#InObamasAmerica 8.3% unemployment is the norm as far as the eye can see.

'nother unemployment-prompted self-immolation in italy this weekend. everything's fine

#Worcester area posted unemployment rate of 7.4% in July, down from 8.2% a year ago, state reported today.

I gotta son and cuz da recession my mom been jobless since 09 so nigs wonder y I grind so hard 6days a week 12hours a day

If you smoke all the time and wonder why you're unemployed, you should probably smoke less or quit altogether.

This is the stat that will hurt #BarackObama the most. 56% of college grads are UNEMPLOYED or UNDEREMPLOYED. WOW! #FACT #TRUTH #NOBAMA

The way she say my name make me feel like i'm that nigga and i'm still unemployed.

#InObamasAmerica 8% + unemployment is the new norm.

A job would be nice tbh.. #skint #unemployed

@Mia_Chanel34 yeah and he collects unemployment now

@inkognitoh well people can't help being unemployed in a shit economy, they just can't blame immigrants either

@casiichandler they've spent all their unemployment and welfare checks. They'll rattle around until the end of month

@Threat_REDINC You're jobless