News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 21.08.12 Part 25

@DJMisterDior @BigCharlieD was right. Character assaults just general bs. It went on for a year and I quit and I get unemployment

A couple of other things: What is unemployment

Has officially signed the sheet terminating my employment so i'm unemployed as of Friday.

This is one reason (and a big one) I find the concern of Unemployment to be a joke. #Jobs

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Don't Text Me Talking About You Whippin It ' When Yo Ass ' Broke . Unemployed , Nd Definitely Don't Got A License , ND IM SNITCHING

Toledo jobless rate at 91%

Bring unemployed is dum. There is nothing to do during the day! Except tweet and sleep.

75% of unemployed adults are functionally illiterate (Laubach Literacy Action, 2004).

And I already took my daily unemployed nap D

My mind thinks unemployed when I see 19,814 tweets in someone's profile.

@DonaldsDad Because unemployment is at 6000%?

@BarackObam Is your intent to have more professional students than professionals in the work force? Unemployment > 8% @MichaelBerrySho

@i_luv_pinkk hahaha! Looks like you will be purchasing in. The guy that broke it is collecting unemployment.

@Dykodd @TouchPH. All those folks trading by Aba road will be jobless!!!! Not cool

@Perlss_ unemployment sucks! Haha

@Jackwatson11 your nans gonna get ya next time you go round! 21 questions :p you're going to get a smacked bum! Jobless jack hahaha X

@VictoriasSecret Your #FallTrendReport makes me want to be a model for #VS ... Hire me? #unemployed

@tribalgrl1 @snarktronforce that's very true ...don't like the unemployment line

@gratepool. While the Economy deteriorates, unemployment & deficits soar, and tax & debt issues loom, Dems obsessed w/ sex. | #GOPfail ?

My nigga @AB_Spice just reminded me that 4 more school days until we unemployed...

Is yo mouth unemployed because I can give you a job.

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If it wasn't for call centers a lot of ppl would be unemployed

#100ThingsAboutMe I’m 18 an jobless

You can stand in line for that Jordan package for your bummy jobless man but can't stand in line for some baby formula? Oh. Ok.

Well I'm no longer unemployed, start training next week

Very nice of @clairecmc to fully support unemployment benefits for people who've lost their jobs due to HER own jobless policies. #MOsen #MO

Anyone know places I can get a Job? :) #jobless #bumlife

Hummm@jd_b3Atz: Its so sad how jobless people crave for work & how employed people crave for holidays..#sigh

Since i have been jobless for exactly 4hours 40mins i think i better write a CV #productivenight

@Black_Moses_92 trying to avoid the unemployment line.

Strachen says Scott Brown is a good player. This, Sir, is why you are unemployed right now.

@miraclelaurie Job interview tomorrow. Been unemployed for 16 months.

#Binghamton jobless rate jumps above nine percent: According to NY Labor Dept, July unemployment rate was 9.1%, up from 8.3% year ago. #WNBF

“@5hauser: Biden proposes bumper sticker for Obama: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! or 8.3% unemployed, mulligan?

Governor Marcus: SA high unemployment rate is structural, meaning that even in high growth unlikely to be reduced below mid 20%. Worrisome.

Jobless Hookers!

Life of an Underclass... Statistics prove that underclass ( unemployed) have sex the most...

Just fucking great. My unemployment officially ran out. Looks like I'll have to apply for welfare till I can find a job. #ThisSucksAss

it's amazing how no one wants to do any work these days. if you don't wanna do your job there are a bunch of unemployed ppl who gladly will

My boss died at 56. The estate is closing the law firm. Which means I am unemployed and without health insurance. Suggestions?

Help an Unemployed Friend. #RandomActsOfKindness

@fuckyeahginger where you getting all that dolla from? thought you were still jobless? :')

@TheOnly_Boston #unemployed

The youth unemployment rate was 17.1% in July 2012. By Race - Asians: 14.4%, Blacks: 28.6%, Hispanics: 18.5%, Whites: 14.9%.

@Matt105802 I don't have a job! I'm no billionaire. Everything sucks. Unemployment is the worst feeling in the world.

@jerry8tac0s got fired. didnt have a ride and Hector said you are jobless. I was like how am I suppose to go without a ride.

@faizanpatel my twitter page is full of ur and only ur activities! So jobless

Idk if I should be on unemployment or try to find a job either way I'm getting money

“@hi_meFigueroa88: Well I'm no longer unemployed, start training next week” yayy congrats!! #Winning

I got up, washed my face, brushed my teeth, changed my clothes, and got a veggie delight. That's what you call work when you're unemployed.

This is the first year I'm not buying Madden since '02. Unemployment is a bitch.

“@VENUSofNAPOLEON: Vote for Obama or become Romneys Slave” You mean slave to #obama unemployment, crappy economy, corruption & lawlessness

@vanialuv a graph of unemployment rates by years. Notice who was president when it skyrocketed again t.co/N1oW72jO

@BarackObama yeah and unemployment is up nearly 9%

“@TwitersJesus: This is the first year I'm not buying Madden since '02. Unemployment is a bitch.” Bitch you better purchase it

@beartheliberal @MaxCUA @SBroadie Exactly! Recession ended, economy recovering, 4m+ new jobs unemployment down gdp going up

@tweethead I'm 53 now, worked all my life and been fortunate not to have had the misery of unemployment, but this recession is different!

@AdamSessler If that story (Akin etc.) had happened here in Germany the number of unemployed people would've gone up by 2 immediately.

@haaretzonline .be great if 20,000 Palestinians could find jobs- 40,000 unemployed college and graduate school students in Gaza alone.

Guys, what's the best way your girlfriend can support you if you're unemployed? Emotionally, that is.

Why are tires so expensive? #broke #unemployed #cgp

People who wear Ed Hardy don't need to tell you they are unemployed.

You would think with all the unemployment people would respond to a voicemail or email about one right?

@MyTrainerBob yes I am. Even unemployed I at least go walking 3-4 miles a day. No one can do it for me but me. Have a great day

Moving to LaLa Land in 2 weeks and I'm gonna need someone to put me to work. Any takers? #LA #Unemployed

seriously this election is not about one gaffe #akin, it's about the economy, the unemployment and our debt. Focus

what a waste of a day #unemployed

@livingforpoetry: Life of an Underclass... Statistics prove that underclass ( unemployed) have sex the most...

I need a job sooo bad. I've been unemployed for a week and I'm bored out of my mind. #help #needmoney

Zing Zang... You light up my life. Finally enjoying my (f)unemployment before law school starts on Monday. #bestbloodymarymix

@AllisonLoftus guess being unemployed makes it hard to afford golf shoes! #studentdebtsucks

I've had to pull out my insurance card way too much today. Diagnosis: broken foot. Recovery time: 6 weeks. Summary: I'm poor and unemployed!

@prfekrdumbrella honestly right we need to move on and get back to the real issues. Debt, unemployment and economy. Focus people, focus

Somebody come and start some Shit with me so I can get fired and collect unemployment

@second_nature @RealBuckyB And increased taxes and government spending do work? Why is there 8.3% unemployment?

Dairy queen is the slowest establishment ever.

Any other unemployed/student lay abouts fancy a day @SomersetCCC tomorrow give me a shout! #onmyown

#thatawkwardmoment when someone tries to make up a fancy job title knowing that they are unemployed.....

@BarackObama prob a good idea to continue low interest rates 4loans considering the high unemployment rate under your admin. u r a failure

@eceefsun @paulocoelho and I am unemployed :))

Let's not forget that this economic system cannot function without unemployment. they are the threat to fear the working class.

...I gotta do better b4 I be jobless again!

If my boss knew how I really felt, I would be unemployed aha.

I can't see myself jobless & having my girlfriend or parent taking care of me when I'm 18+

@MoDalmar now it hasn't? Go look at our unemployment rate, both US and WI, I think you need to stop watching fox, listening to his speeches

IM JOBLESS OKESIP

Unemployment ?

A scary thing to consider is that people think unemployment is at around 8%. But that's only those who are receiving unemployment checks.

@rashauna_alyse you won't be n you know it lol. Save and you know your parents will support you and if u need to file unemployment

i think i would probably kill myself if i was an unemployed slob

@bakugirl no I think that means he is unemployed lol

@dloesch #demdebateansers Sen McCaskill what will you do to get unemployment below 8%? McCaskill: #toddakins is really REALLY bad! #tcot

Can't stand the Faculty in MTN's project Fame. Bunch of jobless people

Most Entrepreneur in Atlanta are the Real Jobless.

@rashauna_alyse unemployment is your money that the state saves for you in case you need it. They take money out of every check

Jobless!@HumbleMoi: Hummm@jd_b3Atz: Its so sad how jobless people crave for work & how employed people crave for holidays..#sigh

@evantrenkner can u just come visit me since we're both unemployed ? Bring @Melissaceee

@EyeDesertBlog @second_nature Why is there 8.3% unemployment? Because god is punishing the US because of abortion and Gay marriage #Akin2012