News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 21.08.12 Part 28

@Kristen_KMo that doesnt qualify as unemployed. Just sayin. Lol

@heyemmadonnell haha thy are all stupit unemployed wanks a hate them all #ratherfiddlewithquidsthankids #BJK x

I need a job! #unemployed

are nigerians dis jobless? We always hav d highest trendin articles on twitter......as if twitter wz designd 4 us

@shobz or talk of the town for grandeur of weddings sweepstakes. jewelry shops will shut down. photographers and caterers jobless.

I'm at a crossroad where my choices determine my fortune it's either do business with vultures or unemployment dam Lito!!!

@BlakCharles In a way. We are both now gainfully employed in our respective chosen professions after being unemployed for a minute lol

@BrookeBCNN this 8% unemployment rate is a farce,it's more like 15% nationally & 20% for minorities,they wouldn't dare release those numbers

My whole team unemployed sum of us just in denial lmao

#ReasonsObamasOut Obama's economic actions have failed to lower the unemployment rate in the U.S. below 8 percent for last 42 record months.

When someone decides to put 'unemployed' as a job on their facebook #fuckoff #unemployedforareason #notanachievement

@ChubbyGrlBlues She was doing something for unemployment and she forgot her license and personal info

@dufus @secupp so CUPP the GOP holds unemployment hostage unless OBAMA extends the bush cuts...and you call that OBAMA cuts? lol...petty

@jordanknight After 1 yr of unemployment I am so freaking broke... but come 2 Vancouver & I'll be there somehow!!! Get ready @postmadonna!

You'll put gas in my 21 year old, unemployed sisters car and buy her groceries but your gonna be on my ass about my insurance money. OH

Feels pretty damn good to say I am no longer unemployed.

@Dsnypper: @damii_dee @iam3gga_94 jobless couplesNooo,You Stfu!

Like, don't complain about court or parole unless its for some rs! Especially if you unemployed! Ain't like you missing out on money

Now that I am unemployed I will have plenty of time to practise plaiting bread #gbbo

I don't understand dis jobless tin mhen

You want me to like you, & even worse respect you, but you're unemployed by choice & sit on twitter all day.

@RusselBrueton @timharris There's little difference in unemployment figures between the W. Cape and the rest of SA.

@rojas_713 smh. More like #unemployed !

@JLsmoothh prolly until 5 or 6 idk with her. said she needs to call unemployment lol.

@CirocObama86 yea..I am I couldn't be jobless for to long

@negarjosephi no economic activity at all. Unemployed people. No cash to spend. #Damascus #Syria

I’m jobless. Can I be regularised? No, because regularisation is only 4 illegal immigrant workers. And because Italy is not migrant-friendly

2000's riding along on the crest of a wave. Bubble burst Bust again. Women's, 50+ and youth unemployment rose - the rest clinging on.

Back in the land of Belgium! That jobless scent isn't far away, and that student feeling couldn't come sooner!

Shit Getting Real Out Here. I Wouldn't Wish Unemployment On My Worst Enemy....

last day of work at the children's museum, managed to resist the urge to steal a child as a souvenir/to lessen the pain of being unemployed

How do unemployed people always miss their phone calls/never reply to texts? It's not like y'all got other commitments.

is the female cast from clifton shores a group of unemployed porn stars??

@hayley_t_xx ohh right do u not do clinics anymore? And ive worked my notice now done my last day today so im officially unemployed lol xx

Being unemployed is getting boring!

#InObamasAmerica The new normal is 8.3% unemployement...I mean 8.245% unemployment.

@rash_lemon but you couldn't be there! Who works? Pfft! #jobless #poor relying on the lottery and those tickets these days..

Low unemployment, low gas prices, growing economy. It was a nightmare for sure! @ChazBono: @BarackObama I remember how it was under Bush.

They expect the govt to create jobs, homes, curb inflation, reduce unemployment figures, etc

@carlweaver91 WORST TIME FOR ME TO BE JOBLESS! :(

@RepPaulRyan - American horror story or boy next door? He refused meeting w unemployed woman w huge med bills camped @ his office 1 week.

@TDaTastemaker actually unemployment has drop 3%

I need an unemployed friend on call whenever I'm bored and at times when I'm not

I'll never understand why people complain about their job. I bet all those unemployed would appreciate your job. Be grateful.

If every unemployed Tuesday is like this, I may not get a job for awhile #18holes #8beers t.co/BaWOAW4W

@topbuyforex1 Argentina Q2 Unemployment 7.2 Pct (pvs 7.1 ) #topbuyforex1

@topbuyforex1 Argentina's 2q Unemployment Rate falls to 7.2% Vs 7.3% #topbuyforex1

Thinking happy thoughts for @popcap neighbors. Newly unemployed, check the stream. Looks like recruiters will kill for your amusement.

I am a trained microbiologist, part of the brain drain and redundancy in the health sector has made me professionally jobless. Whose fault?

Real ad 4 a piano contest. ppl from every walk of life: doctors, lawyers, the unemployed ... Was that last 1called for? Losers welcome?

This now makes the 18th day I've had to deal with his stupid unemployment crap! 7 more days until my business trip and I get a 3 day break!

Really? Nobody remembers Obama compromised on the Bush Tax Cuts SO THAT HE COULD EXTEND UNEMPLOYMENT & FOOD STAMPS?!? #obama2012

crying over car insurance and currently being unemployed, lifes great mate (y)

#you're all jobless #saveyourself ._______.

@nfergus's own data projects decreasing unemployment and deficit, and increasing GDP growth. That's bad news?

@lil_robsey bigup all those unemployed clowns. #BritishCircus Theres always #XFactor

I'm sad I'm an unemployed person from yesterday someone wants to hire me@FrankieJGrande

6 weeks until unemployment !

@lololeach oh good!whatcha do? Im sure you were jackwillsy enough for them!!! I know but it means im jobless

@JennaCurtis3 the life of the unemployed ...

@Martina FYI the company I work for which is HUGE cannot find workers. People would rather take unemployment than work. 96 weeks of cont

Like they tweetin #workflow, but you know they ass is unemployed & living in their parents’ basement?

My job literally packed up and left town in only two days. Sweeeeeet #jobless

Will be unemployed this time tomorrow and can't wait for it! #whooooo

Thank you God, im not goin back to bein unemployed

I was #newtowho until last summer when I marathoned the whole series while being jobless. @bbcamerica

@johnniet1 @heyemmadonnell can you not read? A mean i know most of yous are unemployed but a didn't think yous were illiterate aswell #LOL

I'm glad I will be jobless when I get back to school.....great. #poor

Relaxing and being a lazy bum on my last day of being unemployed... #pjday

Oskof..bt we gotta watch the ass too @Jeffthumbiz: @Chacha_Dean_ tabia za jobless

Farewell, unemployment. #Hired #PraiseTheLord

@bobbyperuu You're clearly just too cool for employment. I'm pretty sure too cool can also be a disability claim on unemployment.

I'm filing for unemployment and the online system isn't working and the phone system hung up on me. like alright.

@shevshenko18 Yeah basically! Nah FM it was! I've been unemployed since leaving them took me till december to find another job

@LaurenCheekMMA being unemployed rules

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed.....

Like making up stories about her job, then slipped up one day, when I asked her about work & says girl I've been unemployed since...

@TJ_L33 how's unemployment?

@Channel4News @faisalislam Unemployment lower than OBR forecasts so why benefits up? And ?1bn fall in oil tax wasn't just a Tory MP claim

Unemployed 2012 @sooks__ @RANSSELIZABETH t.co/7FkttIqI

@Swan_From_23rd I'm jobless son the summer job thing ended

if some of y'alls job did a RANDOM drug test today.it would be alot of jobLESS ppl!

@hosack9900 You're right. Let's talk bout golf instead of: middle east trouble, US economy, unemployment, high gas prices, high taxes...

@CharleneHartBS You think the unemployment offices are ready for the Divas roster signing on as soon as the WWE gives you a contract?

Hi my names bob dylan I'm 32 yrs old, I'm unemployed and my girlfriend is 56 and she works at dollarama and is pregnant.

President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment #tcot

@KobiKwarteng @DrAlexAdeniyi who are these kids that want to join us man, some jobless yutes

The way you dress screams unemployment.

Justin Kidrauhl Bieber. Like SERIOUSLY?? :O #jobless.

not sure how people can just not have a job... been jobless for 2 days and already am bored as shit #whattodo

Jobless well... #fuck #ohwelldontcare

What would I rather have , 4 more years of high unemployment rates or Romney who wants to cut funds for the arts?

Spain's unemployment rate is more than 24% !! and we in America complain that ours is like 8%.

@TDOTBDOT aren't you now jobless and penniless?

.@jacobwe I'm also unemployed.

This is probably strange, but I love being busy, working hard and submerging myself in my projects. Unemployment - NEVER AGAIN!

Still unemployed :(

Its scary thinking anyone can go jobless):

#InObamasAmerica The unemployed are rewarded more than those who work everyday.

Shit got me looking Ratchet&Unemployed looking #Basic