News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 28.08.12 Part 38

@aditya_gopzz @IAmTheFeniex eeh!!! I am jobless tats y :P

college graduates jobless after all they did shits sad

How I hate BC dah ends thus 'reBC plz don't spoil d fun' lik WTF!!Do I look dat jobless?? Fun can kiss ma ass! Gat no tym 4 recycled shitz!

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga tho I'm still unemployed..

@smellykellay lay out by the pool... make dinner... go to the gym... #mylife #unemployment

If I say, he's not that good looking AND he's broke AND he lives at home with his mama AND he's jobless w/ no prospects, Am I'm hatin or no?

My hands dont like to be unemployed they like to work ! & I aint talking about masturbating

@just_iss unfortunately, no, I'm still unemployed lol

@BrookeBCNN Here-wtng for some1 to ask a Mitt aide how he intends to heal the current unemployment rate in the 3 worst states-CA,RI and NV

WE HAVE A COUNTRY OF DISAFFECTED YOUNG UNEMPLOYED AND MR GRAYLING'S ANNOUNCEMENT WILL HAVE DONE NOTHING TO ALLEVIATE THAT'

We all can sing if we are jobless!!!

I guess the unemployment office is the new social gathering

@CTForum are there volunteer opps that would allow me to get in for free? #unemployed

@MaltaFaz @Conservative_VW only ones hitting the unemployment line will be the neocons hoping to turn this country into their private club

Actual unemployed now (unemplyed + uneremloyed) is now 23 million

@SenatorHagan your right over 9% unemployment in NC hell who needs jobs. You can not stop ppl from making bad decessions with money

@MrRolizzle u might end up unemployed too

@lewisncotterill @jaybee_moi being unemployed and poor brings people to new lows..I'm not proud

@kloidamorina: For all those 18-24 year old unemployed followers.. t.co/mx58Q1QW Looooooooooool

One thing about being a jobless loser means I can catch up on my #JerrySpringer... #Jerry #Jerry #Jerry

Given you wish to end unemployment benefits for 16-25 year olds is Labour's plan to have more jobs than people in UK? Details? @BSheermanMP

Currently having a job in an unemployment line.

@BarackObama yeah, if I'm re-elected get in line...the unemployment line

Hate when somebody tell me sumthin bout a job like they plugged then u go thru the process and still be unemployed

@BarackObama Damn right. A vote for Obama is a vote for unemployment. #mitt2012

@_AngelaMorabito lowest unemployment rate in the nation.

@TomDaley1994 I've just graduated from uni and this is getting me through job applications... I'm unemployed still... t.co/pYekunwX

@pigeonbutler @jonnyfallon Sorry, was away for a bit, problem with any prop tax is affordability for most, widowed, unemployed etc, then...

How does your Labour plan of ending of unemployment option of 16-25 year olds fit in with UN Charters on Human Rights? @BSheermanMP

@PapaJRuiz @DM_WorldWide @MAX_COKE @ihustle2live @TheeRealJuice @Dsay1_ThaOwner @FeardaSavages60 @King_Jay88 #UMB unemployed millionaire boy

If Gov Christie speaks of #economic success, will he tell #GOP convention that under his New Jersey watch there's 9.8% unemployment?

Even if 1D win,they're no match for Justin...its cos their fans re jobless @WeirdLikeBieber: @Bijaii Go vote for Justin, 1D are leading :(

@ellen6019 True. Since my wife has been unemployed since April, I've only made campaign donations to a friend who is running for Congress.

She going to be getting FoodStamps, unemployment, child support & FEMA at the same damn time #HoodRich

@RepPerlmutter my mother has been calling unemployment all morning and cant get through, how can people find jobs if they arent being helped

@passport_cutty unemployment is insurance...I agree w your sentiment though

still jobless, new clothes and Chinese for dinner.. not too #shabby

@Dpugh54 Kevin Na would be instantly unemployed.

Filed my receipts, did all my laundry, looked into unemployment. Lol.. So far, successful :)

@WeirdLikeBieber send me the link, I don't mind joining the jobless crew for the sake of Justin's dignity.#votebieber #VMA

@ell_kath unemployed until tomorrow is what I heard

And then tries talking shit to me bc I've been unemployed for a week and says that bc of me my mom can't buy him his shit. Wtf!!!!

I'm unemployed I'm actually unemployed will someone employ me I feel like a tramp

Me and @13_bucs trynna get @_xoKpapi a job but she dont want to work a Wet! So she just gonna he jobless haha

Oh isn't it great for the #BetterTogether campaign. Labour's @BSheermanMP suggests we should *end the unemployment option* for 16-25 yr olds

Twitter just gave me an option to follow Mitt Romney....where? Back to unemployment? #illPassThanks

@BarackObama Of course, the tuition and other expenses have risen more than that and more parents are unemployed. #fail

“@emmadeering91: @lewisncotterill @jaybee_moi being unemployed and poor brings people to new lows..I'm not proud” I can relate to that!

Start my first official day at the pet place friday :) no longer unemployed, back to being popular!

It's because their parents are more likely to be unemployed so which also means they're more likely to be at home between 3pm to 6pm. FACT

I aim 2 employ an unemployed YP by Dec. I started work at 16 @BritishCouncil where I got gr8 training & support. Thanks BC! #hatedschool

There is nothing worse than reading unemployed people complaining on Facebook/twitter about how bored they are.

Got a call for ANOTHER job . Where were all these jobs when I was unemployed ?!

Yes #Obama is good with big things hanging around, just look at the unemployment and deficit numbers. @JCarnig @mittromney

@MikeCamb @emmadeering91 @lewisncotterill i am no longer unemployed pulling pints in champs #ahhhyeh

@ani_ag exactly.. iam unemployed :-/

Well since at the end of october i'll probably be unemployed i should go to Japan and be cameraman for jgv industry !

@0riginalKay_: Got a call for ANOTHER job . Where were all these jobs when I was unemployed ?! Congrats! What place called you ?

“@rottenazzapple: CAN'T STAND U JOBLESS NON EDUCATED ASS BITCHES WITH YALL DIRTY ASS KIDS ALWAYS ASKING FOR A CIGARETTE AND SHIT” AHAHA! **

Tht aint humour, thts kuwa jobless @tbone_dunco

@JeremyConn1057 your boy bedard is in the unemployment line !!!

Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, Are all at the unemployment office today!

Claim: The private sector is doing fine. Truth: 1 out of 2 college grads is unemployed or underemployed #liberaltranslated

I may be unemployed, but least I am a full time student #makingmoves

dkfdkjfkdfahjashjfh. MUM I NEED MORE MONEY! #unemployment

@suzelibrarian YARGH. Also? If u r working p/t & on unemployment, if u happen to go over 40hrs ONE wk, HOOPS OF FIRE to get claim reinstated

What a beautiful day! Summer ain't over yet! At least for those unemployed like me.

No longer jobless #Relief

I hate not being in College/Unemployed atm since you have no schdule so your sleep cycle is f#$ed

My unemployed/didn't have to work today tweeters are up. TL moving along.

“With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Jets 35-3” @AJPayack

Alright Pat!!! Unemployed for only 3 days. #getsome #hustle #YeahBuddy

People who are unemployed because they're too qualified for the jobs available should not complain about our economy.

@Jed_yehnoe imagine my reference being about me stripping at work ahaha! I'd be forever jobless aha

Since I've begin happily unemployed, I haven't had as much time as I thought I would...

@anafeets chin up! I'd rather be unemployed right now

@jaybee_moi @mikecamb @lewisncotterill really!? ooo that's cool, I get like 3 shifts a month so I'm still going with unemployed haha

@TrevSoutherland Well, he can't drop out or his whole family will be unemployed.

If 16-25 year olds won't have an option of unemployment, will they have an option of employment in your plan? Explain please. @BSheermanMP

@LouiseMensch nothing more important to worry about other than your twitter account? Rising unemployment?no! Rising prices?no! #mememe

I find it utterly unfathomable that @DundeeSNP are against more work being done to combat rising unemployment in the city. Complacency.

@JBurgggg tooo bad he's unemployed

@suzelibrarian So if u r making max unemployment [$450 pretax] u HAVE to find a job that pays more post-tax-other work is disincentivized

The way you say my name make me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed.

“@NOTSportsCenter: With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Jets 35-3”

With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Cowboys 35-3

President Obama arrived in Fort Collins today. In other news, local unemployment rate rose from 5% to 10% in a matter of hours...

Finished work, officially unemployed. So happy, bring on ibiza!

MT @BSheermanMP Labour should commit to abolition of unemployment option for 16-25 year olds

@Andhe_ranaway The unemployment rate in North Dakota is ~4%.

Asin....So annoying @Call_Me_Biodun: Sending Stupid BC Mgs On BBM! “Hello, I am Jesus Christ” who The Hell are You! *sigh* jobless Mfuckers

@PrincessCaroMel hhaaa. wow!! Well no he has time to rescue loads of Asian prisoners. #unemployed. #sad

FACT: North Carolina has largest Black population of any swing state

That shit dumb. I had to leave work because of a health issue. I couldn't fucking walk. And now I'm unemployed because I can't make it there

Being recently unemployed has allowed me to tackle Twitter. Thus far it's fun!

@ArtALayman 17% youth unemployment under Obama. They can get jobs leading horses to water.Drink Obama Koolaid and pretend everything is ok!

Put in my two weeks letter of resignation and with it I will be able to collect unemployment, mhmmmmmm.

ok some ppl are soo jobless to actually go and unfollow people! :P #justsaying

Haha there's a truck in front of us and has a sticker that says Work is for people who don't know how to fish well I bet you're unemployed

And thank you Mrs #Obama for feeling the pain of the unemployed when you bought the $6900 sweeter. @tigerpatches61 @RCDolarR