News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 28.08.12 Part 31

@FlixDVM I DON'T WORK LOL....illbe back in town 2m ...I get unemployment so I'm free 24/7

If your an unemployed nigga I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but money aint one!

Need a rich bird #unemployed #skint

@pmharper With an unemployment rate of 7.3 in Canada why am I waiting an hour at the passport office? #helpwanted

@Bishopanonymous If you believe Obama has done great things, than why is the economy tanking? Why is unemployment so high.

If my jobless customers put half as much effort into finding a job as they do complaining this country wudnt have an problem wiv employment

No one talks about executive incentives for sitting on high cash reserves as well as technology's role in unemployment. Or, Clay Aiken.

Sick and tired of being jobless erghhhh

@Smallstey fuck him he didnt anser me fuckin joke ill collecting unemployment so idc

If you talk about food stamps you are a racist. If you talk about debt you are a racist. If you talk about unemployment you are a racist.

@Unemployed_Mom @simplistamped ohh very cool thanks for the heads up :)

750,000 more women are unemployed now than when Obama took office - and all Obama has to offer women is free birth control.

I dread going back to school so much. Like, can't I just collect unemployment? I asked my mom that and she said I needed a job first #lol

half a million graduates are unemployed. have the chance to repay it through services to the state! #love this policy

Due to high unemployment rates, one out of four porcupines is a poorcupine

last DM recieved was on 24 aug... Y U No Send me DM

Why are doctors more convenient for unemployed people who waste time rather than those who work and genuinely need them

Unemployment presentation wouldn't be complete unless there was graphs charts, Legislation summaries, OHMYHR

@ggreeneva GDP at zero. Rising unemployment. Misery index at record highs. Can anyone say- Well done, Mr President! #tcot # teaparty #ows

But you on the other hand are how old? And you still live at home with your baby, are high school dropout, jobless, and carless.

how discover gonna call me and say i haven't paid in 5 months. i say well i've been unemployed for 10 can i freeze it? they say no im sorry

@DeeeezNutssss thats what I heard that's why I want one they like cool unemployed friends lls

@AFCholic Wtf ! #Must be a #Spud supporter in disguise trying to reduce the number of #AFC fans in #India ! only those guys are #Jobless :p

@setayel 300+ in ringgit? how much is that in US$? O_O here the price is around US$100, but hi5 me, I'm currently jobless too~ lol

@graciedale I already had a new job offer before I became unemployed! Start at phones 4 u within two weeks :-) #scraplove

I just called my sister through phone. Iam that jobless. And I freaking cant sleep -_-

@DeeinColumbiaMD @howardfineman No it wasn't, It wasn't near as bad as 1980, unemployment, interest inflation all higher in 1980 recession

#LaughingStockDemocrat We want 4 more years of skyrocketing UNEMPLOYMENT

@TyStayTipsy u rude!!! Why would u want me to be unemployed!

@BarackObama unemployment over 8 percent for 40 plus months! You are terrible! Status quo has to go!

#BestMovieQuotes Rerun is culture for unemployed.

I'm the twitter shit talk champion! said the lonely unemployed nigga on his mothers laptop #killYoSelf

@CzarofLiberty @RomneyBot_Says And close Gitmo. And stop using Drones. And won't run for re-election if unemployment isnt under 8% in 1st yr

@washingtonpost @ezraklein ur right, he cut the deficit in half, unemployments down, gas is down, he didnt cut defns or open our borders

yay obama is on campus, maybe that will increase the unemployment rate. #worstpresident

I feel like i'm unemployed with this no school for two days

Some people are just stupidly jobless! 3-|

@CailanSullivan ahahaha! I didn't want to take my chances at being unemployed again !

#OnTheCouch @helenzille says threat to the country 's constitution, unemployment, failing education system biggest challenges. @Malungelob

@jaketapper wow. How about him working on the 8%+ unemployment rate for 2012 ??

@Jennafnc I'd like to discuss the unemployment number that is climbing rapidly along with fuel and food prices

Me && My Niggas Still Got That Work , Even When We Unemployed . .

For perspective, the majority of ppl living in poverty, getting foodstamps, unemployment, welfare, Medicare, Medicaid, public asst are white

So how many women on my TL are fucking an unemployed man who bought Madden @ midnight?

really enjoying this unemployed life... i get to eat for free... tank full for free... and floating for free... man this is the life

I wish I was so supreme that I could fire anybody I want! Smh there would be an extreme increase in the unemployment rate

being unemployed gives me too much time. AKA #fitnesshype #newclothes #newhair #nomoney

Now dat am jobless, make i dey zoom avi dey go jare

Hahajskloii «@AllProBro The unemployed are slowly revealing themselves, keep up with the Madden tweets...lol»

I just had a horrible dream that I was unemployed and I went to the short hills mall and spent all my money. oh wait, that wasn't a dream.

@MsMainH but I'm still unemployed.

@michellemalkin @joncarson44 wow. How about him working on the 8%+ unemployment rate for 2012 ??

How does Christie explain NJ having the highest unemployment since 1977? Third highest in nation he is a abysmal failure

Employers in Illinois, do u know your Unemployment tax rates, how it's affected & accuracy of quarterly benefit charge statement. #blonoHR

is the rest of the country passing the GOP by. Why are we still talking about contraceptives with 8% unemployment.

@xoxkimberly I would be happy to get up early if it was for a job. The course is for unemployed seeking jobs. Pretty good.

I'm 21 in less than a month. My life is over. #settledown #married #kids #divorce #alcoholic #waster #jobless

Unemployment rate in N.J. Is 9.8% and getting worse. Fact. Same policies #Romney advocates & a predictor to our fate if Romney elected. #p2

U don zoom mine @Eminent_Afoo: Now dat am jobless, make i dey zoom avi dey go jare

Damn Errbody Getting Fired Bih Wheres My Unemployment Check ?

The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit.

@Shannen_OConnor like clothes :) i still need a job >.< I dont like being unemployed! :( X

@KelseyPinkham I'm unemployed I have no excuses

You take the bus, you're unemployed, you're a college dropout...tell me again how you're better than me..?

Day 2 of temporary unemployment. Brain degeneration is beginning to occur. Cabin fever setting in. Netflix usage increased. #GoingInsane

@ajiteshchhatani TOO MANY actually! M feeling all the more jobless aftr my placement! :/

@SagPhoenix haha noo :p im jobless and partying everyday until oct or nov when I start looking for a place

74% of #women of working age in #Turkey are unemployed. 3.4 million are illiterate and 26 percent of brides are aged between 16-19. #wakeup

We are so jobless

NEED A JOB!! The unemployment office of Christ is forever open to anyone who seeks employment.... #weallhaveaministry

@KagroX @irincarmon Yeah, I read the numbers on fetus unemployment and it's damn near 100%.

@JohnBishop100 Your lucky your fame as a comedian,allows you to be cast in good dramas John,while a lot of us actors are unemployed.#jobs

If u think sitting down at home doing nothing is jobless, then u haven't met sum tweeps on here...

Four more days and I'm unemployed. #studentproblems

42 straight months of unemployment over 8% and the Obama campaign focusing on women's rights? Cuz that's how we put Americans back to work?

One thing i do not do is an unemployed man. Idc if you are at labor ready every day, generate some fucking revenue with your grown ass

@MahwishKD Agreed! Why raise unemployment, mass shootings and suicides at home when they can keep on fighting for oil abroad

#lifeplan...get fired from job collect unemployment and foodstamps and then have more time to find a drug dealer bf that does tats

Latest electoral vote estimate has Obama at 247, Romney at 191. Can I just go ahead and send my direct deposit to the unemployment office?

@AH_nah_EE i would but remember im jobless and broke:(:(

Is no longer a statistic and no longer unemployed...take that crappy huyton job centre!! #fulltimeworkerthesedays

Not my day. Still gotta call unemployment about my claim!

Unemployment rose in all 50 states last year,& the 10 percent national unemployment rate in December was the worst since mid-1983 #BlackMen

@jonvox Me either. I'm unemployed, ye know. Chelsea good?

First day of being unemployed and woken up by news of a job interview on Thursday, there is hope of leaving Frinton after all

oh, god, when i have food, help me to remember the hungry

Can we make love before you go, the way you say my name makes me feel like Im that nigga & Im still unemployed

@avasss sounds at least to be quite an entertaining job! I'm looking forward to a few weeks of unemployment before finding something in stp

The majority of airdrie would be unemployed if cogent had to shut down!

#steelernation #unemployment #welfare #Walmart #dentalbills #extremecouponing

@Lucky_LadyRed what does a degree do??? Yu might still be jobless lmao

#clt The way I Am | Eminem

In 2010, 4,442 people in Shiawassee County were unemployed.

No president has ever been re-elected with an unemployment rate above 8%. Good luck Obama

Enjoy the night before your morning comes -Dee mas, 22, unemployed-

@pallavika18 Yes! The not-yet-famous-also-jobless ones! @Avvan23

8) Give unemployed lump payment to start own biz (Lump&Jump) 9) Give tax break to employers that hire 3 full-time ppl for 3yrs (Free for 3)

Let's do it! Q1: What will you do differently to recruit when unemployment drops 4% and it’s a war for talent again? #peoplechat

@posefortheCAM Where they at then, the unemployment rate has on increased since Obama has been into office.

@CovergirlPhy If they see a fresh doo, they are going to think you already have money and don't need the job. Go in looking unemployed.