News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 28.08.12 Part 10

A networking business is the only solution to solve unemployment. Want to make an extra $1,000 every month? work part time & earn the money

I'm not being jobless you cunts I'm just waiting for my food to digest before I go on a nutty (back permitting) at gym

Day 3 of unemployment: Stubble.

@DadduG @Jobless_Enginer I havent seen da picture. My bad.

Seriously got to stop going on FB on week days.. All the jobless people on there piss me right off

Don't worry guys I've just spotted @ashmagicpix seen leaving the Job centre The only way is Jobless for Ash. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Crying about unemployment, but 90% of them don't want to work. Hm. Probably solved, make me king.

@teagoddess_ I've been unemployed/incapacitated for so long now that days of the week are meaningless. Only football helps me mark them.

I woke up to money in the bank, #unemployment #livingthedream

@ashleeeighyuss don't have le money as I'm jobless -.- I came into town with my mum at 7 and i just got home

@paulutho yea,,,, unemployment!!! #5000 note

Well yeah just so jobless :/

Some dude on my facebook just re-posted a sick rant about the UK being lenient to immigrants. Click his profile & it says 'unemployed'. Wow.

Joey Barton opens his mouth and is unemployed & scared of the biggest club he'll ever play for.. The twat that keeps on giving

@F365 in any other business he would have been unemployed years ago for repeated violent and improper conduct at the work place #pillock

@chucktodd hey christie while u r in FL your unemployment in NJ the highest in country why arent u doing something abt it

@bzee01 : of course..... jobless

Tax all sorted! Love how I had to pay tax to send the unemployed like my sister to places like Italy! This country is cheeky

@katiepillingx WOO ask if I can have a job too! Hate being jobless, good luckkkkk x

N ure??? @justrojos: @bzee01 : of course..... jobless

all my niggas got that work, even though they unemployed .

@katiecrawfs noway! So how does one apply to play the backing music for pudsey...? #unemployed

Had a dream I had a job... Woke up, unemployed #DEPRESSING

Unemployment when the driver is on vacation also means that I'm working as a household driver for room & board. I don't like this part.

Jobless people are at it again! Just received SMS from someone now. It goes thus:

What do the unemployed scum do all day? I've cleaned my flat. Done laundry. Filed paperwork. Watered plants.... Now what?!

@jokmain but UNemployment is the MAJOR issue causing increased poverty cycle, there will always be extraneous factors cc @Ramah_Nyang

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed Pyramids - F.Ocean

Tbh at least I let him know he was unemployed..

@pillarsofsalt haha its more complicted than U think Now theyre hiring by age of the unemployed year of graduation i still have time :/ lol

Hate unemployed life

#ShoutOutTo EM' UNEMPLOYED GRADUATES!! ADVICE: GO LEARN WORK!! BONE BIG BOIZ/GIRL SHII!!!

..Feels so pointless going to work all week, knowing that after Saturdays shift, I'll be jobless once more. #sucksass

#ShoutOutTo EM JOBLESS FAGS!! OBJ WAS A FARMER!!!

@Trudabell4 yeah so not to far to travel. Not a jobless gym bum now!!

And some people would somewhere and start sayin only jobless people tweet!! You are saying jerk and twitville keeps saving lives!! Infidels!

No jobs, lots of work to do@JSDwyer: If you're unemployed, it isn't because there isn't any work. Just look around... t.co/0PyJmJML

?@1_mAd_maN: #ShoutOutTo EM' UNEMPLOYED GRADUATES!! ADVICE: GO LEARN WORK!! BONE BIG BOIZ/GIRL SHII!!!

yup. im #Jobless ! lovin it!

Applying for jobs is ridiculous, I have now applied for 72 Jobs yup still jobless.

Been jobless for nearly a month now, and I've gone that lazy that if I was rich I would call off shopping. Can't stand being this lazy ...

surprise. unemployed shockjock is auditioning #gobacksbs

@MorningJoe All of the plans I am sharing are easily completed in my mind because I am considering 14% unemployment. 26,071,429 workers avlb

Not all unemployed are scum. Some of course have disabilities like bone idleness.

My Prayer for the day. Dear Lord, Its so difficult 2 find jobs can you please help the unemployed so they can provide 4 their families, Amen

They actually tell stories about going to Africa & making a poor, unemployed man w/ 7-8 kids pay his tithing w/ GEESE EGGS..SERIOUSLY?!!

I think Aaj Tak is really very jobless!! #uselessMedia

Wow I'm jobless:(

Back to the ol' job hunting. Oh the joy of being unemployed.

Overpopulation. War. Natural disasters. Unemployment.

of course this lost construction sector capacity is NEVER coming back. leaves Spain in position of sustained super-hi unemployment

@winniesahay chillax babes! U n me both know how jobless media is these days!

The real unemployment may be 25%

Yet again more attacks on the least fortunate in our society? Now they want to drug test unemployed or their payments will be cancelled?

I've got unemployed people DMing me now telling me why they aren't scum. WTF?!

starting to suspect ''sigourney weaver and robert de niro are my biological parents.'' part in resume is prime cause for unemployment.

I hate that I'm up so early on a consistent basis. ETS=99 weeks of unemployment pay though lol

If you blow trees but is unemployed

Over a month being unemployed.. my brain is lagging a bit... Sigh..

@UDDINJOSEPH yes boss. What's ur view on Youths for 2moro. clamour 4 overseas edu.-internet fraud. -unemployment.economic impact on families

Vince Young calls Terrell Owens, Chad Johnson and himself a dream team of unemployed people.

@winniesahay: AajTak hahahahahaha #uselessMedia v so very well know how JOBLESS they are man!! Lol...

FOREVER JOBLESS.

#YouAreAFoolIf u're jobless and u're in ur room following Iyanya to sing I get money ooo

@UDDINJOSEPH -unemployment.economic impact on families.-role model deficiency

Morning people, what's the unemployed youth sayinn?

Y u jobless? @Dope_keed: K ! @sammy_sage: I hate waiting!!!

To Dems who question @GOPConvention taking place during hurricane: should #DNC have one w/ party hats w/ 3 years of 8% unemployment?

@micha0x What do you call an unemployed Afghani? Bin Laidoff.

@rachwcarter BEING UNEMPLOYED IS THE BEST. I'm watching gossip girl on the sofa woah. Wish u were here.

Lmfao, i wonder if i can file for unemployment, lbvs.

@Jamie_Stones_ @kylecampbell195 is es the one two jobless crew aye

There's a special place for people who say huh instead of pardon: Unemployed list for life.

@NatalieEmmaM Im glad you're coming home so you can stop having fun and be bored and unemployed with meeee!! Dont come back with a tan :)

“@Ani_handsome: @ funny u. Lolz I'm kool still @ deen. Doing gr8t” cool stuff *waving* shud head north soon but now I am unemployed

Gudbye u jobless n WASSCE-failed ppl....i have a class n sme molars to brush.

Jobless bastard!

unemployment brings out the innovative side in you.

Spain's Q2 GDP -1.3% year/year

@ahmadnz @kiwidaveg why do they need sky tv? Im unemployed Im not on a benefit and I dont have Sky tv... #skywithbenefits

I have proof that @jamusgit is jobless!

@THEHermanCain U are also a business owner who is looking for a way to make more money for self than helping the unemployment rate

@TacoBell pick me for the #VMApreparty job. I'm practically unemployed bc I can't find work but I love tacos still.. #FeedTheTweet #Spon

@BarackObama Stop spreading lies. This is not the issue. Your horrible record as Pres is the issue: $16-TRILLION DEBT, 8.3%unemployment, etc

@ConorO321 okay well seen as I'm an unemployed slob I can do any day of the week ! Let's go tonighttt !!x

Please welcome me to the world of UNEMPLOYMENT! I just quit my jobs! You see, I?d rather take care of my body and focus on other things

Boring nothing is done, such as unemployment~

If the proposed N5000 notes wiLL ease unemployment aN? insecurity

5 more shifts left till I'm officially jobless!!! I dunno whether to rejoice or cry :S

@Margy011 @paul88888 I hope not! I hope he remains unemployed for as long as possible. Disgusting.

What do the unemployed do at 5amwake up all their followers.

just been told i have 2 go on a mandatory work placement or lose my benefits. only been unemployed 6 months, thought this was 4 long term UE

@laurendavies18 posting that you've pulled a sicky on Twitter = unemployed!

@MoAwesomeSauce jobless soul --> @jamusgit

@RealJamieHicks fingers crossed you don't get it. We all know the best life is the unemployed life

@SJ_Professional our kicker all good but billy cundiff in the unemployment line

“@Cowgirl7080: What do the unemployed do at 5amwake up all their followers. ” TOOTIE FUNKY MUSTY ASS.....

cameroncunt Assess our own governing and government much more than we do others. 1m youth unemployed and soaring borrowing!? #cameroncunt

IM NOT UNEMPLOYED......IM SELF- EMPLOYED!!!!!!! #BOSS

Being Unemployed U Hv Lots Of Tym For Music &