News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 28.08.12 Part 25

@LeonKnight82 thanks for promotion but not required twitter doesn't rule my life unlike some jobless people... No names ay

Id say at least half of all lads go to uni purely to bang, then still end up jobless at the end of it

It is Tuesday. Lounging lazily with a breakfast cocktail in some compressor short. Help me, I'm jobless!

Huh? @Deehino: Jobless Souls Tweeting @deehino cc @KejiTomi @1nuolah

AgreedRT @ArinaParahita: But we can make others(jobless,poverty) happy with our money @melindaayus: Money can't buy us happiness, they said

@HattieBenton9 why??

@MiyakoNirvana better hope he dont see this or you'll be filing for unemployment

Is there no end to this government dumping on charities to help them out ? #unemployed we help young unemployed people why can't you?

App at unemployment office today lord knows I'm not wit these ppl bullshit today

Wish I had more ppi now, serves my credit card company right managed to reclaim all the fines they got me with when I was jobless #winning

HIRE MEEEEE PLEASEEEEE #jobless

welp im in college broke, weedless, and jobless #damn #dunndunn

@KristenBowie I think it's become a buzzword. Because if you say we want to cut unemployment benefits people freak out.

I've seen no such actions only high unemployment and record deficits. @SpaceCheef

If we get AfAm employment to 95% then American unemployment would be about 5 to 6%. That is the winning strategy.

#10ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie get a job (and soon!) to prove my degree was worthwhile! #Economics #Economist #unemployed #graduate

@Ari_No_Gold: I'm supposed to open up the bar at work at noon and I ain't even leave my house yet :( cab it to the unemployment line

...he is asking businesses to contribute funds, not #jobs, to provide financial services and goods to the jobless across America

Sooo it turns out that in a COMPLETE fuck up, and i have only a small chance of getting into sixth form.. HELLO UNEMPLOYMENT!

Providing goods to jobless is not acceptable solution to #jobs for Americans.

Jah Bless The Jobless.

Job search questions? DM me. #unemployed, #laidoff, #jobless

@charbutty Haven't worked in the week for awhile Charl. So no aha #jobless

All this talk about the GOP War on Women. Isn't high unemployment a war on women? Women need jobs to help support their families.

@RebusLIFE 1) maintain unemployment 2) live in my parents' basement and 3) Never take my #LazyPants off (even at the bar)

@geekgirldiva It does help a lot of people, but it should be treated like unemployment benefits. They run out after so often. Should b temp

Hello, unemployment.

@_lucheee I'm not jobless I'm sleeping

@ryodi Because 7.2% unemployment was sooo much worse than what we currently have #madeitworse

Continuing to ignore the US jobless situation creates larger poverty stricken areas, and such areas will take decades to overcome

We a wanna be on our TL.... He tells people he goes here but really he is at home jobless w/o a life #SCSU

@imendo7 Looking longer than the unemployment line foo haha

@THEHermanCain did Godfather pizza serve people on welfare or unemployment benefits?

@MrTeddyBoy58 when is Cocaine Blues and Sound of the Unemployed being released?...

@wordisgold @LiberalPhenom @elyse4design @QrsChocolate, Wait Sorry, unemployment is at....???? START A BUSINESS!! Then you'll become evil

@AshyLovesGD @just_like_jen @KrisEvilCupcake Id love to be able to follow them on the tour but with these prices&unemployment-seems unlikely

@NARNfan @LiberallyLiving @myemail21479 Yep. 25M Unemployed Americans, 16 Trillion Debt, $5/gal gas spells doom for liberals

@TheDemocrats Massachusetts had one of the lowest unemployment rates in the country under @MittRomney #RomneyEconomics

The jobless need paychecks, yet the no hiring has discouraged many and they cease looking for #jobs

Desperate jobless little shits on Facebook annoy the hell out of me!! Always wanting something or another #getajob

sniff a fuckin unemployment line of cocaine .

@Jennytaylor89 I don't I'm officially jobless lol. The uni one didn't give me enough hours so wouldn't be worth it cuz of the train fare xx

Consumer Confidence Takes a Nosedive: High unemployment and high gas prices are making American consumers gloomy.

I wish I was her right now.....jobless me

@CallumLloyd11 jobless? Did you shag your boss again cal?

#EveningStandard young unemployed Londoners will be forced to do 3 months of unpaid full-time work or have their benifits cut.

@TheDemocrats C'mon, really? And Obama does? Dems consider 8.3% unemployment a success

America is experiencing high rate of unemployment, violence, immorality, crime, etc. We r experiencing the consequences of a back slidden

These #jobless times are avoidable. Corporations are at the top of the solution list. #Jobs will unite America solve many issues immediately

An economist who will explain why 14% unemployment in the black community is a bad thing #GopMysterySpeaker

Jobless once again. Too bad the reason I fucking called out is because I got hurt Friday. Suck my dick, bob.

@adeshakur no lele now we thank God at least our land lady no go fit abuse us again sa we dey #Jobless

@gurubhai22 please @BABURAO_ can u explain him what is Dubstep

my people need that aid, we need financial aid (peep unemployment) we need military aid against these pigs in the street

Freelancers are free to exploit themselves, to pay for their own health care, insurances,... + don't appear in unemployment @Deskwanted

Being jobless blows

i always wonder where unemployed people get the money to buy or do shit then i realize oh yes your old man is rich.

@leafsweetie Yes. Says the unemployed bum. :P

You unemployed & shit I mean aye me too but im the young one . Bitch quit lying on twitter.

@jwilphotos The issue of unemployment is not just an AA issue. It spans across all socioeconomic and race lines. That needs to be adequately

@HannahRalf :( being unemployed is so shit!!!

@TheDemocrats W/ unemployment rate of only 4.75%, everybody pretty much had a job. No need to create more. Ya think? #usefulidiots #gop2012

@RobJefferson fuck it, i'll make a Northern tour for it! Can you get the tickets as us unemployed people don't get out of bed until midday!

@omgitsemmi pay my own bills, own car, blah blah lol ...only thing is I'm collecting my unemployment right now

Doan makes good point - in addition to unemployment numbers, pay attn to underemployment, participation rate, duration of being w/out work.

unemployments cool i love all the free time i get at home but i hate ballin on a budget

@LJOC1002 yellow jobless bastard!

@Cropbook @TheStevenWeber 5.4% unemployment during Bush vs. almost 9% now! And $16 trillion in projected debt! Enough said!

@JoshRowan2 I love being unemployed :).

@Lorraineody I never knew d jobless level in Nigeria was dis high. Don't u av anything else to do?

Drinking peppermint tea and tweeting on the iPad. Lord knows I'm sophisticated... Oh and unemployed... And probably a bit sad #sicklife

Never thought I'd deal with something as headache-inducing as Verizon's customer service. I've been proven wrong. Thanks, NJ unemployment.

Bloody is media so jobless????? >

Bloody is media so jobless????? >:o >:o >:o STFU man!!! Enough of rumours!!! All @winniesahay n I can say is #UselessMedia

This lady last got a sign that say Unemployed need some money so I can start working SMH REALLY???

Guys I suck at twitter lately because 3 week vacation* *currently unemployed

Govt touting again for unemployed to work for nothing or lose benefits! This old chestnut is unworkable and i think illegal.

Must of handed out about 50 cv's and I'm still jobless!!

When ur friends are too busy or just don't wanna kick it a jobless little sister comes in hand . LOL except its gotta be sober fun....

I'm very: frustrated that I'm still unemployed. Who else is? #StillLooking

For someone unemployed I can sure shop #amazing

Thank you for receiving my letter. Let US know about your immediate plans for #jobs for jobless consumers.

@megateer welcome to the world of the unemployed. so sorry to hear how that went down.

@mellokittie It's not unemployment, it's FUNemployment. :/

#SpongebobEpisodeIllNeverForget when Squidward is unemployed and he stays with Spongebob lololol

@scottkempema going to be hating life when he's unemployed with @ochocinco and @terrellowens

Being unemployed is the only thing making me hate life right now. I am so poor.

underemployment is a situation whereby a factor of production (e.g. labour), though not actually unemployed, is still working undet capacity

@CrystalReder Can I borrow a dollar ? #Jobless

#GopMysterySpeaker #Julia (SugarDaddy obama's unemployed, pregnant, welfare queen, dependent, eternally-victimized, composite, daughter)

Officially unemployed as of end September, for real this time. If you hear of any jobs going, get in touch...

If being a housewife is actually work then that should help with unemployment, right?

So, how was our president supposed to handle the unemployment issues and create jobs #Obama2k12

Christie to tout his NJ success in #RNC0212 speech. NJ has 4th WORST unemployment rate.

A day to do whatever the hell I want. #unemployed

picking up three prescriptions from the pharmacy. drugged unemployed and broke...yup that's the good life. #ThisHashtag4Rent

After three weeks of unemployment, I'm back in my old job. #AndNotAMomentTooSoon

jobless,hopeless tapos loveless? wat a life...hahahah

Nick Clegg is meeting apprentices. Will he tell them why one in five young people are unemployed? Perhaps @StroudGreeners can explain...?

@Yu_Lai_Quii Think about how much money you'd have if you were unemployed.