News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 28.08.12 Part 34

@Its_Imran Eternal sunshine of a jobless mind :P

About to get back on my shit now that I'm unemployed

@VindiBanchi haha it was on the list.. I was just going thru that.. jobless creatures.. :P

mum just got back from her first day at her new job and she is really really really happy lol bcus people 'like' to be unemployed

Eternal sunshine of a jobless mind.

@benwagstaff16 Unemployed fuck!

I need a JOB it's been awhile since I've been jobless

Logic Practicality Unemployed Pressure Overweight Dream Goal Job Health Decision Determination Faith Motivation Hope Pursuance.... SLEEP!

So Grayling is intending to introduce slave for under 24s. The plan to make young unemployed work 30 hours to earn ?56 is a travesty

@passport_cutty @Carleys_Corner shouldn't be fuckin n def not raw when you're unemployed. ppl need to be busy lookin for jobs to get money

FED Regional Bank Directors expect mid-term growth to pick up, but are concerned about high unemployment.

Being so jobless is the best feeling ever

This one is bored and jobless.

@kristinsanity I wish I could get unemployment right now, badly lol

“@RGiftos: @SelfCuttingGirl better to use the tax money to create jobs then use it to pay unemployment checks” Again we agree.

@niguidez is this because @jsharmz is unemployed? Get him this! t.co/5GcyCfUs

Officially unemployed! #fuckwork

LoooooL.. @soroxy: travails of an unemployed Nigeria graduate......

@MElishaa18 unemployment, high education, on the job training, creating better jobs for people..... Fuck with me (

@benwilliamsbutt why've you got a jobless guy on your sofa?

Former #Fed Chairman Eccles suggested that devaluing the #US #dollar would relieve the burden of debts and reduce the number of unemployed

Unsurprisingly, all of these Republican convention speeches are the same. 'Deficit. Unemployment. Obama's fault. Elect Romney. God bless.'

wait a min...so y'all saying unemployed people don't fuck?! come on son!!!

@NOTSportsCenter: With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Jets 35-3RFT

HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT: A spider web found in a prostitute's privates.

@onloveonlife thats how it was while i was in LA, now that I am unemployed I have all the time in the world. its hard to keep up w/ it all

@lovelessBONNIE I'm unemployed right now HOE! haha

@ieqabethari Jobless, with plenty of money takpa! Haha

With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Jets 35-3 #JETSSUCK

@Arednel If she were playing in the NE i'd be THERE, would've bought tickets already. Being unemployed sucks.

Hate being unemployed! #someonegivemeajob

@WastedLunatic that's leave, not unemployment

638,000 lose EMA. 1.2m students see tripling of fees.1 mill young are jobless. 3mill young people's lives wrecked by the Tories

@SoapGal1 @trinimellie @SourceRyan and it will put him on the unemployment line AGAIN hope it balances out. I just want to enjoy the show

y'all funny. I know so many unemployed niggas skeetin n dippin. I live in Memphis. fuck are u saying? lol

Only good thing about bein an unemployed college grad? Watching #PLL marathon all day before #TheBetrayal !!!!!

@_tharkuri haha. A. everyone thinks you've an interesting job B. they're all jobless maybe :P

being unemployed would be really awesome if you didn't need money to do all the fun stuff that being unemployed leaves you with time to do

is no longer unemployed. #dolla

@ensredshirt so sorry *hug* been unemployed myself since Dec 2011 - hang in there

@andersoncooper why is no one reporting on the computer crash last night of California's unemployment benefits?

I know I am a bit early, but let me be the 1st to wish all the unemployed a happy Labor Day. Vote much????

@iamatothax haha aye thats true but knowing me id find a way, and im now unemployed

Want to make the most of my last week of unemployment! Why is everyone so boring #Zzzz

At the unemployment office #WorsePlacesToMeetPpl

@TruthBToldDE @stefcutter Please do a little research in unemployment numbers and trends over the last 6 years before spouting foolishness.

@skasquatch118 I was in the same boat as you and just started getting into the groove and now I get to be unemployed again. :(

@BitterShrew @_Lilykins @Nickarama1 @justhefax_mam @hboulware And during FDR's watch unemployment soared and never came down no matter WHAT

I already knew she makes bad decisions though. Her son's father is a deadbeat unemployed alcoholic with no redeeming qualities.

I think I am now unemployed

Unemployment never felt so good #fornow #freedom

A simple solution would be to subsidise employers the ?56 Cost of the dole for 6 months to employ jobless under 24. On a wage.

@davidaxelrod 10 weeks and you're unemployed. People aren't buying your lies anymore.

Let me do my unemployment it's Tuesday

@keegbrotheridge yes you jobless slob!

@davidaxelrod curious what yall did to your group of economists that guaranteed unemployment would never go over 8%..

@RGiftos well im for a limited unemployment check to help people get back. I'm not for years on well fare and food stamps lol

Every country has their unemployment and as long as they remained we are concerned.

@4More what about the rising national debt, unemployed, and gas prices? The poor votes based on those issues. Doesn't look good for Obama

Black Male Unemployment Is The Highest In US History UNDER #OBAMA! #Havehisback @dccc

. @ServiceCanada_E Given the high unemployment rate in BC, why don't you hire some CS agents for your customer service phone line.

Like how you tell unemployment that story LMAO

@MikeColemann ohh well that's what Im doing pretty much then...London is ruining me lol are u the new fish then? Jobless? #welcometomyworld

@passport_cutty: So be on unemployment while u pregnant so other tax payers can help u with your bad choice

@KimmeeC @rhensley10 Thank you, Danny!

Convinced Scott is a secret millionaire, always seems to be getting new things but neither of my parents give him money and he's unemployed

With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Jets 35-3

@LanaSweeney: Want to make the most of my last week of unemployment! Why is everyone so boring #Zzzz me to me to!!!

@olu_tosin: JoblessRT @melifew213: Everybody na blogger now I see una so na wetin u xpet frm jobless peeps u must b creative

Need a job big time ! #unemployed #geesajob

@RichardDawkins @BarackObama #progress Unemployed farmers + hemp. Multiple crops/year of paper, clothes, and oil. Dependency problem solved.

According to the state of MI, I was unjustly terminated and thus not disqualified from unemployment $$ at this time. Groovy.

@dino_melaye the people are nt stupid or jobless to be criticizing his Govt. He is obviously makin wrong decisions Wetin dey worry am self

The way you say my name, makes me feel like im that nigga, but im still unemployed.

Now we know how many youths in Mombasa are unemployed. Wait until it gets to other towns & elections period #violenceInMombasa

@leaningleft62 Compared to Obama'd 8.2% unemployment, Romney left office with 4.7% unemployment. What's unremarkable is the Post's story.

You'd think I would have more motivation to find a job since my bank account in entirely too low. #jobless

@NOTSportsCenter: With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Jets 35-3sad

Jobless youths rioting coz someone died,you'd think he was their bread winner..SMH!

@JohnDanneskjold and the unemployed know it was GWB's fault. Blaming Obama when recession occurred before he was elected. Rich.

@wolfblitzer californias unemployment benefits computer crashed last night. Payments are being delayed until they can fix system.

@callme_numa Things have not improved. Obama has too much in his plate. The GOP refuses to work w/ him as well. Too many unemployed.

@battleajah so ru officially unemployed and online all the time again?

@4More @Obama cut deficit in half, get unemployed under 8%, stop wasteful spending, be transparent, and fix our economy. Broken promises!!!

Obama: We tried plan and it worked. It sure did. Higher unemployment and more US jobs shipped oversjyzRa1

@espn_nfceast pretty funny he is jobless. He had the nerve to make fun of Romo and Witten and he thought he was better than Witten.

Christie probably won't mention Jersey's 9.8 unemployment rate, property taxes up 25%, cutting funds to schools.

@Charlotte_Rog because he's unemployed (awkwardly uncorporate) @JuniorOTJ has been tasked with organisation of #g6 curry w/c 10thSeptember

Question ... do you know the unemployment numbers for NJ ? hey, Chris Christie do your constituents know ?

Last week felt like vacation. This week feels like unemployment. So weird. #TeamToohey #farewelltour

@truetrouble13 Done that! I shook hands with the unemployed about 30 mins ago

CEMEX reps talking about how bad the unemployment in Fresno is, say their project will help solve problem #JesseMorrowMountain

@RapSheet another jobless member of the Brady 6

@_Lilykins @hboulware @nickarama1 Half the people I knew from work then were at some point unemployed. 26 people. 4 suicides. 5 divorces.

#BestMovieQuotes i know what ill do, I'll file for unemployment or apply for a job at enterprise rent-a-car.

“@NOTSportsCenter:With Vince Young,Chad Johnson,Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley,the unemployment office would beat the Jets 35-3”#haters

can we not go a month without Harry Redknapp been on sky sports news?? they do realise he is jobless dont they

@bkbrains crap, $225 for the jscript class? where's the affordability/accessibility in that? that priced out a lot of unemployed.

With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the Jets 40-9

All I see nowadays is “unemployed (insert name here) has been convicted ……