News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 28.08.12 Part 28

Almost forgot today was National Unemployed Black Guy's Holiday #Madden13

Day 2 of being unemployed and I'm about to go crazy

@INKEDITALIAN87 how did it go w unemployment?

Everytime I'm feeling low,I visit a friend who has two kids,jobless husband , no maid and a sucky life .I feel better then.#sadistme

@AP @bambuser hey AP, have you heard of the huge unemployment problem in the US? How about paying to put people in harms way? Sheesh

Actually Day 2 involves me going to Liverpool to see 'real' unemployed people #DomesticGreg

@Juicyloulou33 no I'm doing a diet from juicy! And nope not yet can do tho when u next there now I'm a jobless runt!! Cxxx

@KieranDale1 its okay, not everyone is a unemployed loser like me. Hahahaaaa #studentproblems

@baburao_ seriously ? 300kb you mean ? @jobless_enginer

I wonder if people who still caps all of there first letters, do that on their CV, thus unemployment.

@ssudhirkumar because you're basically jobless and brainless

@6dean so you got fired from unemployment eh? Where do I sign up for 378 days off I need a vaca

'Work for no pay or lose benefits' - scheme to get unemployed people to do full time work or lose JSA. Good scheme. Keep ppl off their bums.

@Styrobrain Ugg, why do I bother talking to you? Unemployment INSURANCE is not the same program as Social Security. Duh!

YOU OFF TODAY? YEAH B I'M UNEMPLOYED SMH DON'T BE CUTE!

@AwesomeLikeShit yes. ask him @jobless_enginer

The struggle. The thirst. The unemployment. You dirty Bitch

@BobbbyJ93 haha it's 12-1 for a reason.... I think mark coopers jobless at the moment?

unemployment, are we truly meant for each other?

Dis disney guys are jobless ooO0000O

Mayor Gray's new onecity plan sets target of 8 percent unemployment by 2015. Current rate 9.1. Also,6Cje

Too little, too late, @ColoChiver. I'm on the prowl for another unemployed fella who likes Lone Star and Klondike bars...

Gov, the fat man, Christy will not be talking about growing unemployment in New Jersey as he reads off the teleprompter #tcot #wisen #lnyhbt

There are 30 million unemployed people in the US.

i feel like an unemployed college grad without the college degree

Being unemployed would make dealing with the government much easier.

“@luv2blush: God be giving unemployed people all the good weather! ”>>> ahahaha must of been a comidian in your past life.

@CountryGalMoya thAts the way of bein unemployed an bein happy wit it

ADU- Aus economy: unemployment static and ec growth continues

@AdamHarness haha mate im jobless too! Lol

@So_chronic: Dis disney guys are jobless ooO0000Oode

@IamRichGlazzard oh what a burn!! Stay out of this mister unemployed. Hahaha.

@AmmyBhojwani Yeah yeah kuttiee :P Haha not that jobless =D

@NewHavenHomes don't sell the Rs short their economic policies and ideology are a major reason we have the debt and high unemployment.

So, being unemployed has some benefits. I've even started listen to the smiths? #bored #toomuchtime t.co/TVU7sTzC

Hey everyone, much as I'm loving being unemployed, if anyone does want to hire me for awesome JS type things then please get in touch.

@stephenasmith It cost you something to keep your job...if you want it Dez Bryant! Pay this or be unemployed.

the new branch of moor market was opened at delhi,ya it's none other than our parliament.

barack says to everyone dealing with the current unemployment and economy...it could be worse. #ourpresidentisanidiot

Ireland-Bankrupt,Bailed Out,14.9% unemployment, billions in debt..& our Prez was rude to a Tea Party fiscal conservative :) #newstalk #ghook

@jenninabox When, when? I'll be unemployed next Wednesday

Hahaha we're the most educated age group and also the most unemployed

I dunno hw a suposd working class man will have d tym 2do all dt, cuz of sex. Dt jide/john is problly a jobless undergradu8. Dead story

By his own words, a one term president. What audacity to even run again with his record. #obama #dnc #biden #economy #jobs #unemployment

sooo, unemployment means a lot of extra time. i can either utilize or waste it. why do we so often choose the latter?

Dad’s biopsy came back as skin cancer. I’m really stressed out about the unemployment appeal. Then food stamps appeal next week.

U fell 4 the lies, smooth talk, U let him talk U into something U really didnt want 2 do. U R broke, jobless and in trouble,. ABORT OBAMA!!!

@DPJHodges Carter and George H.W.Bush did though and they had lower levels of unemployment than Obama has.

When Insomania Hits u... Masturbation is the solution Baddi achii neend aati hai #Experience

Are you a man or a mouse? If I was DC I'd pull out the 'boss' card and say 'you need to decide if you're employed or unemployed'

After tonights shift i will b unemployed end of an era feeling my emotional side taking over

@garyowencomedy idk but I know a lot of these rappers would b unemployed

@Scheerer2211 Not worth my time. I'd legitimately rather be unemployed than work my tail off for chicken scratch

@owlcity I want your new cd SO BADLY!!!! The only reason I don't own it is bc I'm unemployed!!!! :-( #sadstory #truefan #mustgetowlcitycd

@TakeYaHigher Yup I left that job cuz I found a new one...I'm not tryin to be jobless out here at all.lol

@DeepLove_United Yup...

From the 1st of September, all the ITK Agent accounts will be jobless till 1st January.

jobless, moneyless and soon to be living on the streetless -_-

Unemployed Teachers: Take subbing positions to fill in gaps during unemployment. Network to be on the top 10 to be called for work! #edu

2.9 Million unemployed people in #France. It is presumed it'll increase with time. High time for the Minister to find quick solution

Obama's lack of intellectual wherewithal to rein in stubborn unemployment rate writ large in his failure to properly craft ObamaCare & WSR.

@FootballDave01

@elenakatorosz at least you got to transfer #jobless

If it wasn't for daddy handing you a job you would be jobless and not going to school #itsjustfunny

Planned to go because I was a big jobless, but now I got to lazy to go there...

... and he most definitely has NOT been neutered, but I'm unemployed and things are tight. What if I set up a donations page through Paypal?

@IMJoeA You have a schedule? Thought you were unemployed.

being unemployed sucks

The lowest point in my unemployment came yesterday when I considered rewatching Lost.

Work started on the park in 1886 when there was a depression in the ship-building trade - 1,000 unemployed men worked on it. #victoriapark

@dreamer_toni but unemployment will work!! :)

He's a surgeon now and I'm just a desperate unemployed topographist. #ahwell

@Kahncub If I were unemployed, absolutely. But I wouldn't give up an existing job for it (unless my current job were $10ghr or whatever).

@gabe6arcia lmao word but still they jobless for some time

@The_SatIyer Jobless people dude!

Today I slept in until 9:30, so my brain is starting to revert back to my unemployment sleep schedule. Hanging out w/ Ralph today!

Unemployed man favorite line..I jus got home from jail.. Me: if u jus came home &u hav no income y the eff are u tryna talk to any1...smh

Jobless corner. Thug's Mansion. Ngazini. Chill Spot.

@SlipOffTheD no crackheads are bummy unemployed ppl. u for example

For the first time since I was 15 I'm jobless and broke. And I don't like it. Need some #sadtweet

@kiranmanral @ndtv mostly jobless interns in studio & jokers who answer unknown callers! Fact of polls!

“@webo_a: BREAKING: For the 145th straight week, the unemployment rate among guys who wear sagging pants remained steady at 99.9%”

anybody between the age 18to25 thats unemployed and nt going to school willing to work long hours for two months with sum benefits

@JessMillerxox jobless?!?

@VincentVanBad Thank you. I hope it does too or I may find myself unemployed.

unemployment would be great if all my friends didn't have jobs, leaving me with nobody to hang out with except my loving dog chester.

@HelenMeoww nope ._. I'm jobless until further notice

I sometimes wish I could be jobless && rich. #dreaming

I need more unemployed friends.

@MyNameIsRENO rap music will have you fucked up and on unemployment.

Think iv applied for 20 jobs today, and I have an appointment to sign on the dole #unemployed

Did @JohnnySpazm unemployed ass send me that ff email?

Economy sucks, High Unemployment, Foreign Policy Falures & obama talks about sandra fluke birth control. #p2b #tcot @mh_liberal @vfw_vet

@Messina2012 As opposed to @BarackObama economics. 8.3% unemployment, plummeting consumer confidence and 23mn out of work? Bang up record.

@heytherewombat @hboulware @Nickarama1 Say that to the unemployed.

@amie_habberley lol errghhh today was hell, i need to be unemployed! Lol

With the AppSec unemployment rate at 0%, all other enterprises must choose to either compete for candidates or outsource to a large degree.

Boss gave wise words. For no matter what unemployment is 5%will always be 2 lazy 2 work or unwilling to truly work. 8% pshh more like 3.

Sending Stupid Broadcast Messages On BBM! “Hello, I am Jesus Christ” who The Hell are You! *sigh* jobless Mfuckers! -__-